Mynd44:
Why are most roads in Nigetia curved and not straight?

Nsogbu001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTBLbOML5Q

According to Rev. Mike Okoh, prayers are good, fellowships are good but all these things without handiwork is a waste. Business Card

Stop wasting your time in the church praying and fasting without engaging in any handiwork. It doesn't work that way.

You don't expect God to fall down from heaven and help you when you are not doing something meaningful.

Listen carefully and mediate over it as you go to church today.
Got bless us all.

Octopusssy:
You think life is stressful? Wait until a Lagos bus conductor stretches his armpit across your face while collecting money.

Us Nigerians in the homeland live in the tropical region of the globe and for this reason, bathing before going to the gym is very important so that you don't traumatise other gym users with the ripe, redolent aroma of your unwashed pits and nether regions. Business Card

Excel Fitness and Wellness Gym made a very passionate appeal to their patrons, exhorting them to be sensitive to the olfactory sense and sensibilities of their fellow gym users. Soap and water will not kill ya, folks. We get that that you want to be fit, but please clean up properly. Not everyone has the tolerance for "earthy" body odour.

As seen below.

incandescentena:
She will look elegant as the "FIRST FEMALE GOVERNOR OF LAGOS STATE'' someday.

Take that to the bank!

On Emi Lo Kan manho0d she stands
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BTW.....But wait....Official photo as in Business Card


Does she have any official office or appointment to the government??

Maddd oo!

Old black people are more attractive than old white people(is that an argument?)

Angrygoat:
lil bich. As u can see,she an olosho..ode. Business Card
See the only pics they got of her is when this lil bich was with her client at a hotel room. Olosho. I got no love for them and they will all die miserably. Bich.doing hookup. Your realtor job na just make u no dey house okpo

successmatters:


Idi Amin Amao

This man should have been arrested and jailed for life instead of being allowed to be celebrated for his many years of atrocious leadership of an air force. It was under his tenure that many military jets has been allegedly bombing civilians, sometimes in error and sometimes in suspicious circumstances to displace natives from their house in Nigeria. Business Card

Nigeria is a dungeon where criminals are celebrated.

flexyrule:
Happy birthday Machalla...

Little but mighty.

I sure enjoyed his works, especially -

Holla at Your Boy Business Card
Opo - with 2 face
Omoh to Shan - with Olamide
Love my baby - Bomb
Ojuelegba
Pami - with DJ Tunez, Adekunle Gold and Omah Lay
Essence - With Tems

I also admire his low keyed life and his subtle way of ignoring jabs thrown at him and how is keeps a low profile.

I wish him a long life and the wisdom to manage his wealth.

Houseontherock1:

Increasing minimum wage will benefit everyone. Traders have already increased the price of commodities but sales have dropped seriously because people don't have money to buy. Artisans and other service providers are complaining because of low patronage. Once salary is reviewed upwards, there'll be more patronage for service providers, traders and commercial motorists will make more money. That way, they benefit from the salary increase even though they are not salary earners. As for the unemployed, friends and family will ha6 more money to help them while they look for job. 8k is nothing Business Card

ItsReal:
In Matthew 26:39 and Mark 14:35, we are told Jesus fell with his head (face) toward the ground and he prayed. However, does Scripture reveal other ways God's people prayed? Yes

Kneeling - 1 Kings 8:54; Daniel 6:10 (and prayed three times per day); Acts 7:60, 20:36; Ephesians 3:14; Philippians 2:9-11.
Standing - 2 Chronicles 20:5.
Facedown - Numbers 16:22, 20:6; Joshua 5:14; Revelation 7:11.
Hands Raised - Psalms 134:2, 141:2. Business Card


Numbers 20:6

Then Moses and Aaron came in from the presence of the assembly to the doorway of the tent of meeting and fell on their faces. Then the glory of the Lord appeared to them;

1 Chronicles 29:20

Then David said to all the assembly, “Now bless the Lord your God.” And all the assembly blessed the Lord, the God of their fathers, and bowed low and did homage to the Lord and to the king.

Revelation 7:11

And all the angels were standing around the throne and around the elders and the four living creatures; and they fell on their faces before the throne and worshiped God,

Genesis 17:3

Abram fell on his face, and God talked with him, saying,

1 Kings 18:39

When all the people saw it, they fell on their faces; and they said, “The Lord, He is God; the Lord, He is God.”

Nehemiah 8:6

Then Ezra blessed the Lord the great God. And all the people answered, “Amen, Amen!” while lifting up their hands; then they bowed low and worshiped the Lord with their faces to the ground.

Matthew 2:11

After coming into the house they saw the Child with Mary His mother; and they fell to the ground and worshiped Him. Then, opening their treasures, they presented to Him gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh.

Matthew 17:6

Verse Concepts

When the disciples heard this, they fell face down to the ground and were terrified.

Matthew 26:39

And He went a little beyond them, and fell on His face and prayed, saying, “My Father, if it is possible, let this cup pass from Me; yet not as I will, but as You will.”

1 Samuel 24:8

Now afterward David arose and went out of the cave and called after Saul, saying, “My lord the king!” And when Saul looked behind him, David bowed with his face to the ground and prostrated himself.



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davidtemi:
They must have been saying dis in their private times. I respect their decisions Business Card

I always say I ll die same day wit my father but I am still alive after 1yr+

jackcanfield:
Okay keep it up .. I understand this Yoruba and Onyesi Ala is President, nabatara aka isn't it shook hand , ulo is house , I guess I learn something new Biko what happened to our Hausa and Fulani brothers own .. Business Card

Wish both of them good luck.

ecolime:
Criminals

These boys don't know there is dignity in labour. They all wanna flex and pop bottles. Business Card

Abeg, make I dey cruise my Sienna dey go jare

ImDStar:
Nigerian leaders are asking the poor to sacrifice and endure hardship with 8k Naira stipend, while the same leaders increases their salary 114% and budget 70billion for it's super rich law makers. Business Card

Animals in Human form.

Puss360:
Lol.. nice one.... I can't train/rear rabbit ooo.. coz na everyday the rabbit go dey hungry me to cook chop...🙈🙈...
The meat too sweet... Business Card
Na to ask my boo for rabbit meat next week🙈🙈

datola:
Abi o.

This idea of distributing cash to some ghost households is primitive and smells of usual high corruption. Business Card

Why can't they think of a better way of ameliorating the sufferings of masses by making public transport like trains, BRT buses, etc affordable.

They can also reduce tax on locally produced goods. Buy tractors, fertilizers, etc for associations of farmers across the country

crossfm:
Hehehe.

Nigerians make simple things to become complex . Once there is no avenue to loot,they don't do their jobs. Business Card

Agriculture should be given extra attention. If money no da atlist make food cheap .

nairalanda1:


Now, now, we don't have to use excuses.

She knew it was wrong to take banned substances, she decided to take banned substances. Business Card

Also, all those banned substances are banned because long term, they have negative effect on the health of the athlete.

Casham:
God, I love this. This is beautiful. I love the Igbo culture. It is very vibrant. Although it is mostly built and is "overdependent" on materialism, it is still a proud and beautiful culture. Igbo culture to the world. Yoruba and Hausa language to the world. Tell me why I should not be proud to be Nigerian. Business Card

BigBlackPreek:
Are people still believing in all these forex trade shit

I've never for once interested in it though Business Card

Na who dey find awuf dey easily falls victim of fraud

waice6571:
Its like negative spiritual forces are unleashed against Anambra state recently..... I wish everyone in the state can gather together for prayers and cleansing of that beautiful state. Business Card

No peace within and without in Anambra state but vexation of spirit.

May the Lord heal the land.

Reminderz:

exactly.. the people who discourage and criticize others are mostly those who ain't even trying... in Nigeria today as you have said it's not only talent.. Business Card

in fact you can be singing total rubbish and still blow... we have so many musical talents but only few are known... if you don't belong in one cult or another or have some connections of people at the top, you ain't going nowhere... even if you manage to get the limelight, the light will be dim and you won't get any international recognition... most people don't know what goes around behind the scenes, they only get to see what's shown to them on the media... a lot of dangerous games are being played by these people most people look up on...

you have to join the devil if you want to eat with the devil, and sadly, that's the situation of things in the music industry these days... not just in Nigeria...

Padipadi:
Oluweri where are you?
Cuppy never baff her head.
Comman epp her o sodat she can marry. Business Card
She get big belle n fat and men are thinking she's 40+.
Oluweri pls her dad ll pay you N8K from Tinubu's fuel subsidy palliative money.
The N8K must favour you and your family, amen.

Trustmea:
Many women will marry a womanizer in as much he is loaded with cash and he is generous with giving. A lady once told me that she don't care if her bf is cheating on her provided he is giving her whatever she needed like cash and gift, that if he like let him Bleep the whole girls in the street that she don't care. Business Card

TopBallers:
For a player of Messi's calibre and at this age and stage in his career.. I am happy for his decision to move to the US and not Saudi! Business Card

But come, I just checked the MLS league table. These guys are last on the Eastern conference(15th position) and Second to last on overall Table standings(28 position). I just hope they don't expect Messi to come and do Magic for them! Well, its Messi. The name alone will shake defences

jeromestarks:
See him standing and smiling with a clean christian girl.
Islam is a punishment to the poor.

I can see surgery scar line in his head. Business Card
I could see his eyes looking unbalanced.
I could also see his mouth clearly out of place.

This guy has never been the same since the day he fell from power bike.

ObaKlaz:
Well... We all can't be Mmesoma Ejikeme or Slawormir and their likes.

Let some Nigerian youths stumble upon that kind of 'miracle money', na to dey buy latest iPhones and designers up and down. And of course, their silly GLK cravings. Business Card

Lazy youths everywhere calling themselves 'content creators' but know NADA about being a wealth creator.

Thank you jor, Alhaja!

A good one for herself and for the thoroughly battered image of the country.

DesChyko:
Pray tell, why are to know him? A random Delta man.. He broke a record? Did something awesome overseas? Made a difference in our immediate society?

My biggest issue at the moment is that I just waded knee-deep on the bridge leading to the Estate I live, which has been covered out of sight by overflowing water from the canals of Lagos waterways. Lord knows what that water has seen these days and nights, that is now embracing our legs. Dettol and Tetmosol, yet I still feel my skin crawling. Business Card

And someone is advertising Nwaeke from Delta. Those wondering how Nairaland makes her money, here you have it.

SOSinNigeria:



Always trying hard to show loyalty to Arewa and sabotage Igbos.

Are you even aware that Aba zone with all its industries are not included in Enugu disco? Business Card

Add Aba zone (Geometric) to Enugu zone and see if SE with 5 states won't eclipse Kano/Kaduna with 7 states.

SMH.

Skyview01:
You can book a vacation to any of the African countries. It was fun when i travelled with my wife to Ghana around 11 years ago, we took the bus from Lagos and flew back on Aero Contractors. I enjoyed my going trip on the bus compared to my flight back home. Business Card

Na so me and wifey(our first time together on a flight), held our hands together in mortal fear while we continually pled a combination of the blood of Jesus and HOLY GHOST FIRE all through the flight from Accra to Lagos.