Gosj01:
Still searching for the interesting part of the story...

I thought it was just me..

My dear, there's nothing the Lord cannot do. Kindly submit your life to him if you haven't, and pray for your marriage. Confess your sins to him and hand over the wheels to him. You also need to communicate with your wife. I pray your marriage will be saved. Do not forget God after he helps you oo...alot of people do that. Shalom..

obiorathesubtle:
so true!! I miss the joys of singlehood..



My wife doesn't even let me see the kids anymore, they're always at her sisters' or her mother's..she says I've lost my way.. She doesn't let me touch her.. She changed all her passwords.. I've been living without sex for 2years.. My balls are flooded.. I'm dying inside.. We're so dysfunctional.. I can't even concentrate at work..



She brought up divorce last sunday, at the dinner table, in front of the children.. Michael, Ruby, and kennedy didn't understand what was going on.. I'm sure of it.. But, I know clinton saw the pain in my eyes.. I watched him frown at his mother's tone..I was so annoyed.. It's Easter, where's the love??.. Why do you have to poison the hearts of our children??

And she won't let me keep the children.. Marriage is so difficult!!

there's nothing someone will not hear in this world. my dear, i think you should talk to her, let her know how wrong her ideology is. if she doesnt take what you said, then its a clear sign she's not yours. Dont worry you'll get to meet your soulmate, the one who will be there spiritually, physically, financially and emotionally for you! Peace....

NobleAngell:
I really can't find the joke tho

KillJoy

BALLOSKI:
More

5. Bazooka
6. Dandy bubble gum
7. Robot Bubble Gumh
8. Goody Goody

Gosh I loved goody goody and Kiddy so much, dad even used it to lure me to do my homework those days

emmanuelpopson:


lots of information about delta camp. so many of them. you can inbox me and lets talk privately on whatsapp

emmanuelpopson@gmail.com

why not share what you know here so others can benefit too. I suppose that's the essence for this thread.

emmanuelpopson:


it depends on d bus terminal and transport company you traveling with.... i do know Delta line n JVL at iyana ipaja charges N2500 to delta state.. im currently serving there.

please can you tell us the state of Delta camp, is it comfortable at all? I read somewhere that it's the worst NYSC camp in Nigeria. In terms of structures, toilet and bathroom, rooms even the mami market is a disaster, pls how true is this? Thanks

Some people are just good making issues out of none. The Unilag students should even appreciate the privilege of being in such an event. The wise ones amongst them would have used the given opportunity to get helpful contacts and connections. Instead what they did was to watch carefully to see what Ben didn't do so they can castigate hell of out of him. Ben has the decency to apologize, accept and move on. I know you have hosted a party before where someone was neglected, the same way you felt is the same way Ben felt too. Abeg Nigerians let's begin to have a different mindset and see if at all this country will move forward.

Sir quote author=Goshen360 post=18707028]GOD’S WORD Translation (GW)
¹¹ Then, for your sake, I will stop insects from eating your crops. They will not destroy the produce of your land. The vines in your fields will not lose their unripened grapes,” says the Lord of Armies.

Good News Translation (GNT)
¹¹ I will not let insects destroy your crops, and your grapevines will be loaded with grapes.



5. From this translations, devourer still = crops eating insects, not sickness, not demons, not poverty, not devil but insects that eats crops.

Are you still there? If you're there shout hallelujah!!! I will put everything together in the end o. Just follow the context and the exposition. [/quote] sir,let us be mindful of the way we interpret the word of God, I can see the way you emphasized on the "devourer"thing, why did you neglect the "bring in your tithe part". Remember that there's a standing curse in the bible for anyone who mislead the children of God. God loves you dear

italo:
Jesus is the only way, yet you pray for your loved ones. Can they not go to him directly instead of going through you?

Think!

You don't get it at all. When we pray for our loved ones, it is done in the name of Jesus Christ, we make the prayer to the father through the Son ( Jesus, the WAY), with the holy spirit giving us the right words to say.

DeathStroke007:
Religion is supposed to be followed dogmatically because it's supposed to be from Creator, Your own or anybody opinion on any matter or issue in religion is IRRELEVANT. do you agree with me?






Since this religion /Christianity is based on Jesus / that means every single thing about this religion must come from Jesus teachings.... do you agree?





Now, the name of the religion.. Christianity.. people were called Christians long after Jesus Christ is #dead/arosen to his father /.... due to point number 1, the name Christianity is IRRELEVANT and we who truly follow Jesus should reject it..





Now on the issue Bible.. this book is like biography of prophets written by other people.. most of their writings are based on heresy.. non of the prophets supervised the contents in Bible to know maybe it's true or not.. but, in every heresy, there's always a little truth. This brings us to the deity of Jesus... In the Gospel according to mark or Mathew or Paul and others, IS THERE ANY WHERE IT WAS REPORTED THAT JESUS SAID I AM GOD, WORSHIP ME? absolutely no.. Jesus ain't God... and on the issue of Jesus as biological son of God, because of the word begotten and the circumstances surrounding his birth... David too was begotten son of God.. does that make him biological son of God? and on the circumstances surrounding the birth of jesus, go reach Malachi, the circumstances surrounding the existence is Malachi according to Bible is far greater than Jesus.. Malachi was never given birth to and he didn't die...





On the issue of Church as a place of worshipping God, did Jesus go church? absolutely no..




On the issue of mode of worshipping God, did Jesus dance, sing and collect tithe?? absolutely no..






On the issue of Jesus coming to this world to die for our sins... according to the historians Mathew, mark,Paul and so, where is it in the Bible that Jesus said I COME INTO THIS WORLD TO DIE FOR YOUR SINS?.... when Jesus first stated his reasons for existence, HE SAID I DIDN'T COME INTO THIS WORLD TO DESTROY THE COMMANDMENTS (MOSES) BUT TO FULFIL IT...





Paul who never knew or see Jesus, teaches every single things most Christians believe in today.....






it's your choice to believe what you want.... ..

A little advice to you, be careful with what you say! Don't let people be misled with your statement cos you will definitely be punished for it. God loves you plenty

Now you're talking...Thanks

boboLIL:
THINGS YOU MUST KNOW BEFORE GOING FOR NYSC
2016..

NYSC MATTER
Heading to NYSC Orientation Camp?
Heeding the Clarion Call?
Here is a comprehensive list of things you need to take to
camp. aka “NYSC camp requirements”
Included are some HOT TIPS
UPDATED FOR 2016
First off, the requirements. These are compulsory and you
will not be allowed to Camp if you don’t have them with
you.


PART 1:
Official NYSC Camp Registration Requirements:
1. CALL UP LETTER: This is a vital part of camp registration
and the only evidence that you are a prospective corps
member (colloq. Corper, orOtondo) and you are not
impersonating anyone. This will be taken from and not
returned to you. So if at all you even forget your luggage
never forget this.

Tip: Since many will choose the N3,000 option to print
online, do try to use a café with laser jet printers and not
DeskJet. Why? Documents printed with DeskJets are more
susceptible to water/moisture damage. Just to be on a
safer side and you should do this with any document you
intend to keep for a very long time. If you can’t find a
LaserJet, use anyone.

Tip: DO NOT LAMINATE IT! And keep it like its your life. I
know someone who was sent back because she forgot
hers. Also someone who had to beg and beg before his
letter was collected because he laminated his own copy. So
please avoid all these stress and make enough copies of
this letter.

Tip: Remember you can REPRINT your Call-Up letter online
if subscribed (N3,000) to that option.

2. Registration Documents: If you’re a foreign graduate,
take along the original credentials you uploaded (to the
NYSC Portal) for physical verification / evaluation.

3. Green Card: It contains your bio-data. Print and bring
along your signed copy.

4. Final Year Student IDENTITY CARD

5. Notification/STATEMENT OF RESULT from School

6. PHOTOCOPIES OF YOUR DOCUMENTS: Now make about
10 copies of every document required. There would be
photocopiers in camp at mammy market but trust me, it is
double the price and it saves time.

7. PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPHS: This is very important. Take
as many as you can, about 20 in red backgrounds. You
would need them for different kinds of registration. e.g,
skill acquisition groups, religious groups, sports,
redeployment, bank account opening e.t.c

8. My CLEAR BAG: You’ll need to put the aforementioned in
a portable envelope/bag that can withstand some amount
of wear/tear. Hence, My Clear Bag.
Tip: The forms that will be handed to you are very easy to
fill. Attach your passport where necessary and fill them
correctly. After your registration, you will be issued with
your State Code Number. This will be like your PIN
throughout your Service Year.
Witty


PART 2:

9. CERTIFICATES/LICENSES: For Doctors, Pharmacists,
Nurses & Lab Scientists, take along your proof of
certification. Graduates of Medicine and Pharmacy are
expected to have their Certificates of Registration with
Nigerian Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (NMDCN)
and Pharmacists Council of Nigeria (PCN) respectively.

10. STATIONERY: PEN, PAPER, GUM. Yeah this saves
time and lots of unnecessary begging.

Tip: Some camps do seize staplers at the gate during
check-in. But do not forget to include pins in your stapler if
you still decide to take it along.
You will be given a meal ticket that gives you access to the
Camp kitchen for the 21 days. Lose it and you have to feed
yourself. Even if you do not intend to use it, you will come
across someone who would appreciate the kind gesture.

Tip: After getting your NYSC State Code Number (which you
have to wear around your neck all through camp with your
ID card), you can proceed to claim your NYSC Kit and
Mattress after which you can proceed to get a Room. After
you have gotten your kit and secured a place in the
hostels, you can settle down and you are good to go to
start the Military parades.
Now, Your NYSC kit should contain 1 NYSC Crested Vest, A
pair of Khaki Trousers, Cap and Jacket, 2 White T-shirts, 2
Pairs of Knickers, 2 pairs of green-stripped Stockings, A
Pair of Orange Jungle Boots and One Pair of White
Converse. A “Belt” is also included.

PART 3:

DAILY NEEDS:

11. ROUND-NECKED WHITE T-SHIRTS: This is an essential
outfit in camp in fact in most camps this is the only
allowed cloth to be worn throughout your 3 weeks. Even to
church, you might not be allowed to wear colored cloths.
You would be given 2 pairs of white t-shirts at camp to just
fulfill all righteousness which surely would never be your
size especially our very slim and small otondo in size . So
you can bring extra pairs (6). Why? Because you probably
wont have time to wash during the week after being
stressed out from the parades and Man-O-War drills.

Tip: Do not carry more than 2 pairs of colored clothes
because you wont need them.

12. WHITE SHORTS: I beg you please do bring yours. you
would also be given 2 pairs of shorts which are really poor
in material. They tear easily and it can be annoying. So my
dear Otondos bring like 4 pairs of shorts. Trust me also
you wont like to wash everyday, so bring enough to last
you like 3 days so that you wont be stranded.

13. PLAIN WHITE SNEAKERS/TENNIS SHOES:This is a very
important outfit. you would also be given an ugly pair of
low quality white tennis shoes customized for NYSC. It’s
either you are not given your size although you can find
someone with your size and swap. But after the first wash
it starts tearing. So just buy yours (white). They also sell
this in camp, so in case you are not able to get you could
buy in camp just carry extra cash for that because the
price would be higher – as with everything in Mammy –
because they know you have no choice than to buy. Now, If
you happen to camp during the rainy season (Batch ‘B’ ),
get white rubber sneakers/boots especially if you’re posted
to the Southern part of the country (esp. the South South.
Read, Bayelsa). The parade fields/mammy market will be
messed

14. WHITE SOCKS: Just get extra pairs.

15. PADLOCKS: [BRING or BUY from Mammy] Please lock
your boxes and bags to avoid regrets and tears. I know
someone who lost more than 5 items including his two
phones – like he’s the only one in camp.

16. WAIST POUCH: /Fanny pack/Bum bag (or for the more
fashion-conscious, a cross-body purse).The bum bags are
more popular because they won’t bang against you when
you’re active and your hands are free to do whatever. You
need it to carry your money, phone, small valuables, pens,
etc around with you at all times. You should sleep with it
too.

17. MOSQUITO TREATED NET: You would do not want to fall
sick in camp from malaria and miss out on the fun. Just
bring yours. Also bring ropes you would use to hang it. The
nets usually have these. I also used mine as a room to
protect my box and properties from thieves and also from
some insects and ants.

18. BASIC DRUGS: Like paracetamol, medicine for your
allergies, menstrual pain relief drug, nausea relief drugs,
antibiotics e.t.c. The camp clinic is sometimes inadequately
stocked with drugs so help yourself. True story – A corper
from the previous batch donated at least a million Naira
worth of medicine to our (Lagos) camp clinic, and barely a
few days later, they claimed to have run out of medicine.

19. ANTISEPTIC/DISINFECTANTS: Such as Dettol etc. This is
very, very essential. Firstly the bathrooms can be very
annoying and dirty and more importantly, you would not
like to have infection from camp. Bad idea. Depending on
your camp, the water can be dirty. Most people always
have reaction to it.

20. DETERGENT: [BUY from Mammy.] Again, this reduces
the amount of load you’re bringing into camp. However, if
you’re lucky the mammy market will have vendors offering
laundry services! It costs about N50 per item, N100 for
your khaki trousers or jacket, extra N50 if you want your
items pressed although cost will vary across camps.

Tip: The Bucket: Buy this in Mammy. Don’t stress yourself
taking one to Camp, which you’re probably going to leave
behind after 3 weeks.Toiletries: Toilet Paper, Sanitary Pad,
soap dish etc. BUY in Mammy.

21. TOWELS

22. A PAIR OF SLIPPERS: [BRING or BUY]

23. Bed sheets, Pillow Cases and A Pillow. You could also
get pillow from mammy market to reduce load.

Tip: Mattresses will be provided by NYSC. It is best to
“double up” with the mattresses, as they are about 1 to 2
inches thick. Lol.

24. HANDKERCHIEF. There will be BUCKETS of sweating. Do
yourself a favor.

25. FLASK, BOWL AND CUP: [BRING or BUY] For eating.
Important for those who intend on eating Camp food.
Tip: You will be fed three times a day in camp but I must
not lie to you, the food there is nothing to write home
about. They can be nice on few occasions like Sundays, but
most days, they are poor. If you are someone who loves to
eat good food, make provisions for your own food. You
should get some fast foods along, some breakfast cereals
and beverages. You should also hold extra cash to eat at
the Mammy market. You will get good meals there.

26. BEVERAGE: The camp will supply you with “Tea-water”
or ‘brown-water’ so you can make tea when you need to!

27. FLASHLIGHT OR RECHARGEABLE LAMPS:[BRING] Most
camps, do not give light except at a specific time of the
day. It’s very essential especially at night when you need to
use the bathroom, early in the morning when preparing
for morning drills and meditations and at night in case you
need to do anything. At the mammy market, there is
always light till they close, usually 10pm except on days
like the Camp Fire Night where they stay open till, say, 3am
depending on how lenient your camp commander is. You
can charge your lamps there for a little fee.

28. Some form of entertainment: Novels – for those who
get bored easily, please carry some. And for guys PSP or
chess. also iPod and MP3 players for audiophiles.

29. Your Ray-Ban sunglasses for the sun. And if you can’t
afford that, get a Ray-Bon.

30. Get extra phone batter(ies) and extra Network
SIMs. Some networks are not available at some camps as
they’re usually in remote locations, far from town centres.
Once you get your call-up letter, you can find out (from
serving corpers or tweet at @_NYSC) which network has
the best reception at your destination camp. If you need
data access, find out if that available also. Instagrammers
and keekers, if you get EDGE thank your stars. But there
has been some improvement as network providers have
focus

31. CASH: Extremely important. You would need about
N15,000. Then between N20,000 – N30,000 to be ‘just’
comfortable. For those that can manage, say, N10,000 –
N15,000. There are lots of things that take up money.
Things like food (for those who don’t intend eating from
the camp kitchen), energy drinks, recharge cards, charging
of electronic devices, laundry, pleasures e.t.c.

32. ATM Card: You ‘normally’ wont be allowed to leave
camp. So do not be stranded, trust me it’s not a good idea.
Just budget N1,000 per day. You should take your ATM
card along, incase. (This might sound counter-intuitive
since there might not be any ATM in your camp and you
are not allowed to leave camp. But figure it out…) You can
keep your extra cash with the Accounts Department (as the
case was in my camp) while some shops offer POS
services, you still have access to extra cash whenever you
need it.
If you have a camera you can take it along because you
will want to snap a lot of scenes. If you have a Smartphone
with great camera, that’s good for you because you can
easily take and share photos on social networks instantly.

Tip: If you don’t have any of those, you will have to pay
some guys on camp who do that as business to follow you
around and snap you wherever you go. They might charge
up to N2,000 for the duration of the camping. They should
give you all your photos and videos in DVDs at the end of
Camping. Or you could wait till the last day of leaving camp
and snap at a cheaper rate.
That’s all you need to take to camp!. Waaaait. Where are
you going? Now, dont be selfish. You have to share this
with your friends, dont you? Click the share buttons below.

hardychris:
The question should be how much I spent during my service year as a corps member.

I still don't know how possible it is to save money in Abuja as a corper unless you have something else doing outside the service, then I was getting almost 40k in a month from my PPA and NYSC Alawi, and I wasn't paying for house rent because I have one here but @ the end of the month nothing to show for it because everything goes to cab drivers pocket, I spend #600 everyday on transportation, and unlike other states, that #600 will be enough for more than one week and people do give corpers money or even pay for their Tfare but its not like that in Abuja.

If you are really after saving money after your service year, don't even think of coming to Abuja unless your house is a stone throw to the office, even @ that, there. Too many other things that will take the money because of cost of living.

But the advantage of serving in Abuja is that you can work in any organisation and get more experience if its related to your field of study, unlike other states where its mainly teaching.

NYSC is fun but the fun ends in camp, I wish you prsopective corpers success, the main thing is getting a good job after serving.

Meanwhile, NYSC is still owing me for 2 months since how many years now that I finished serving.

Thanks

I wonder why someone will wake up one morning just to have headache over a bag? Seriously people I think we have more important issues to talk about other than a bag!! See the way everybody's attention is directed to something as meaningless as buying a bag....nawa oo I Duff my cap for una

CaptainKool15:



Do you still have access to it??

Nop

CaptainKool15:


You are not the only one affected....

By the Way, when did you print the "scam call up letter" ?

friday

I cannot print my green card cos the page came out blank. Paid the 3k on Thursday, please can someone tell me why it's like that. I could even print the so called scam call up letter. But the green card, no way

ibedun:


Christ said! Christ said!!!! Were you there?

Mumu!!! If you live in Nigeria, you are already living in hell without knowing it. Travel to other parts of the world and see how normal people live.

Christ said!!!!

Superstitious sub-humans.

Upon all your Jesus! Jesus! Jesus shit!! look at the state of your country? Nothing works, NOTHING!!!!

All I can say is may the God of love open up your eyes and heart. you really need the light of his countenance to shine upon you. Jesus loves you

Ramon92:
.. Cos she knows that hell is a figment of man's imagination, meant as a mind control tool to control the weak and gullible...

#ImAlsoProudImGoingToHell

Oh dear, people perish only because they lack knowledge. The Kingdom of Heaven is Real and so is hell. Come to the Saviour Jesus Christ and be made whole.

Bamtoms89:
incase you are posted to delta state call my line if you need any assistance from me on any issue related to ur camping and post camping life for ur infor am still a serving corps member in d state i rep b15 stream 2 call me nw 08066242155

you can start by telling us what the camp looks like, how comfortable it is, the exact things we should come along with to survive in the camp.

Lagos to AkwaIbom is how many hours?

Pls can you give direction to an accredited center for registration along Alauas, Ikeja. Yabatech is quite far from me. Thanks

Can we have a number to call?