₦airaland Forum

SmartProf:
They weren't Smart Profs. These types have no reasonable papers in high impact factor indexed journals. I won't be surprised if their professorship were given just to increase the number of professors in their various departments to ensure their departments scale NUC accreditation. These ones retire from the university without presenting any inaugural lecture. They only want to be VC to loot and have a chance to announce elections results as returning officers.

. Why do I have this feeling that you are Nwamaikpe?

I miss Nwamaikpe a lot

Juliusmalema:
How can I hate ndigbo. A whole Igbo oma na egenti.

You must have mistaken me for someone else.

. Who doesn't know you here is a newbie. An Igbo wannabe

Concepcion9ja:
it's not a joke, it's the sad truth but funny in a way.

. throw more light please

tamdun:
That isn't a joke but truth

. That Adeboye and Oyedepo is greater than Pope Francis of the Vatican city ?

give me a break please

kingxsamz:
But it's true.

. Which part of it is true please?

Juliusmalema:
nobody should even take you serious. chief propagandist of Anambra state.

same bridge obiano just told buhari that nothing is happening there...


Or the roads in shambles that you posted as constructed.

. If we don't take serious,is it you that we should take serious?

Igbo hater like you

HappyPagan:
Watch Pentecostal Christians come and attack the Pope in favor of a white man who has been divorced and has had affairs with a porn star.. of course, the Pope is wrong.. who be Pope when Adeboye and Oyedepo dey?

Dry joke

Iyoocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

Sarz is a big menace to the society. A supposed body that should be responsible to help with the capture of arm robbers is now going after working boys. Even if Nigeria army starts their madness against working boys also it won't stop niggass from chasing the bigger bag and bombing all night like isis.

Until my last day I'll be bombing and hustling even on my wedding day.

Dreams of my money to be long ka achala
Everyday ejim lighter with my working tools n'esewa
Iralu ula abulo maka aloba no na nleka
Enwe ndi nwe ego nwe ndi ego Nke fa di n'ile fa
If not for street some men kali ina efo kala

Bathroom silipon to loui Vuitton
No be fault say money dey turn me on
Sure bet na wety dey for my coupon
(Hussle wey give you avalon go give you gwagon)
Wety be the root of evil - paper
Why all man Dey hustle Dey and night - paper
Wety we go use make mama proud - paper
K'ihe eji agbalu boyeee na main man - paper

. cartel man! taaaaa you dey game

Kam nukwa na-inoro na game

do your thing Nwanne

WhyNa:
First, you need to read from page one of this thread. It was all mentioned

. The budget, what about the budget please?

I seriously need your help please

WhyNa:
I forgot to add...

Just as they love trees, they love flowers too. There are large flower markets here.

Even home and I mean every home has at least 2 flower pots

Here are some more criterias to consider before accepting a job offer.

Sometimes, the salary may be a bit low but if the hours are much, then a win win. i did not say accept 8-11 dollar job ooo. That's slavery when your mates are earning 40 usd per hour.

So let's say you get an offer for 21 usd for twice a week.(Can be 2 or 3 hours a week)
That's 42 - 60 usd per week and 168 - 240 usd per month

Let's say you get another offer for 10usd 5 times a week. (can be 20 hours a week)
That's 1000 usd a month. (I can only encourage a beginner to take this to help gain experience and recover the money spent on visa and all

These are just examples. So follow this calculations and it will help you decide.

Also note that most jobs that offer 100 hours a month mean you can't work in the evening or get other part time jobs. You're stuck with them cos they will make sure they keep you busy in the morning and evening. So be sure to check all these things and read the contracts very well

These are mine. Met them here. You can see some have died. It's not my calling but I try my best

PS: I'll take questions now. Please nothing related to visa processing or agent or TEFL cos those questions have been overflogged. Also, since the borders are still closed, there's nothing new. i'll answer questions on these again when the borders are open and people begin to process their visa and have real time questions or need guidiance.

if there's anything you want me to talk about too, leave a comment and I'll try to do justice to it.

. I am looking for a relatively cheap or should I say easy visa processing countries to send my brother to, I have followed this thread from inception till now, mind telling me the processes involved, the budget and all that it takes. you made me fall in love with Vietnam so no going back on Vietnam

N/B: my brother is in school now,but by January I am certain he might have finished with them , polytechnic though

Nwanyi oma biko, I need your guidance to achieve this fit and I would always be indebted to you if you can help me out

backbone503:
In actual fact, the real Boko Haram has been technically defeated. These attacks are been carried out by a splinter groups. These groups are equally deadly, and employs guerilla tactics in their attacks because they truly can't withstand (head-on) the military and stage spectacular attacks like Boko Haram used to do.

. Stop this lies and believe that a large chunk of borno is under Boko Haram administration

T9ksy:
Tinubu doesn't gives a rat's a.r.s.e about yorubas rather he's willing to trade us off, for crumbs from oppressors' dining table.

Fayemi is no different from the Jagabandit of lagos agberos as he was formerly in his camp and the present rift between these two, is simply a family affairs.

. Arode Tsolaye, I like the new you.

you don't mince words while dishing out the truth these days not mind whose oz is gored

thank you

ACxxxMAN:
Buhari led government took Nepotism to the next level. Yet he has the effontry to say one Nigeria.

. 7up

proudly a SEFORPian
I rep Ebonyi chapter

Ategberoson:
shut up, something like this happened at Aba and Nnewi when I was there


you Igbo just love to find any means to ridicule Yoruba Nation but this your blackmailing we only make us stronger, that period your forefathers used blackmailing and propaganda to undermine tribes had passed


you people need social knowledge and reinstate of your psychological trait

. Hey man,calm down. it was just a healthy observation

PharmD911:
mynd44 Seun rule 2

. It was just a healthy observation

helinues:
We need a mega phone to make it clear.

Wike should respect himself by not poke nosing into Ondo Election affairs..

Ondo state can never be Edo, forward ever, backward never

. Sorry to ask you this , which state are you from in the Southwest?

Where is that useless Chino AKA oneeast3,AKA kaduna1stson,AKA enugu1stson,AKA kasynwanssukka. come and talk to your fellow mad dog here

kahal29:
I am in severe pain because of the defeat me and my paymaster suffered in Edo state

. You will be alright

kahal29:
I don't see that happening though I would have loved to see it happen. Abians living in Abia state are very docile. They behave as if PDP cast a spell on them.... Suffering and Smiling at the same time....

. Shame let you comment for nairaland again after the battering you and Oshiomole received in Edo state ?

you get mind shaaa. you and cillicmarin

donphilopus:
Don't waste your time replying those guys. They don't know the reality on the ground in Edo State. We will shock them tomorrow.

. So you are now in PDP?

wow that's interesting considering the fact that you were one of the henchmen who brought APC to power

welcome to IPOB party according to Yoruba Muslims

Simplyleo:
At least you have identified that i made sense.

But on the contrary, i don't even know of your existence, not to talk of if you have ever made anything close to any iota of sense.

You may now get out of my mention as i still can't remember if you ever existed after this timeout.

. Yet again, you said something worthwhile without your usual ipobism. continue fighting it buddy, you will be alright from zombiesm

helinues:

Keyboard warriors dem

. I just wish I could meet you in real life
I will take the jail term in good fate

Simplyleo:
If actually think these things really affect me, then may it remain like this for you and i.

If you read through my comment, you will see where i stated old men and women. Those are my concern, not myself. For this registration, any time i go to bank for it, i will spend minimal time in the hall and leave. Even if you were in the bank 5 hours ahead of me, i will enter and leave you there.

. Beat your chest louder so that people behind can hear you well

Simplyleo:
Honestly i don't understand what that means again. So what exactly is the use of BVN?

One idiot will just sit in his air-conditioned office and feel like stressing everybody. Pretty sure this latest crap will bring about unnecessary crowds in banking halls very soon. And some people's accounts will be having problems. 

There are remote villages without banks and some old men and women will start traveling to cities for this nonsense in this era of general insecurity, high prices of fuel and bad roads.

And, trust these people, anything that doesn't involve them spending, they will make it very serious. 

I just hope customers wouldn't be made to pay some cash for this bullshit. 

. Aren't you forgetting something? I mean you didn't involve IPOB on this

this is the first time you are making sense in your entire years of existence on nairaland. it's a sign of good things to come