₦airaland Forum

echo2:
Can it fly If it can't then it's trash

and this post got over 150 likes? so what happens if he is given adequate nurturing and he ends up building some hybrid beast with real value. still trash??.. and we keep blaming the government for everything when we are the sole cause of our problems, the government didn't vote itself in....

to be candid, when I become a Christian or better still, IF I become a Christian, I would most likely be a witness... I turn down their advances most times but I enjoy reading their awake magazine.

in Riley's voice, "this brings up an interesting philosophical question, 'when you steal from a thief, do you term that stealing?' "...

the irony of it all is. Islam is a religion of peace....
the Christians are no different. they just aren't this barbaric.... religion-mankinds worst mistake.

perhaps it was only I who noticed. dude didn't repeat a trick twice. every touch = new trick..

so basically, they seek include criminal cases into the jurisdiction of the Sharia court of appeal? . my question is why??.

programming,the present and the future.

HalimaSadiya:
It's okay but you're only insinuating all Muslim women are violent like I could also conclude that all hookers are Christian women , how dumb is that assumption ?

I never said all Muslim women were violent. all I said was as proven by recent occurrence, Muslim ladies on hijabs are "more" of a threat to security not that they are all responsible for such barbaric acts.. let me rephrase, alot of politicians have been indicted with stealing our funds. you could in turn RIGHTLY say that politicians are a threat to the financial security of a country. on the point your raised, if you can determine that all hookers are indeed Christians like we can determine that all ladies that carry out suicide attacks on hijabs are Muslims, then I guess you can rightly assume such. but the question becomes can you?? so you see the assumption isn't wrong..... #i'm not a Christian by the way.

HalimaSadiya:
Are you kidding me ? The "Masqurade" part the Kimal, Hijab, Burqa etc is a choice and don't the Catholic nuns cover up in a similar mode ? Why is it a problem because it's worn by a Muslim woman smh you bigots make me sick...even with my Dankwali your "Christain" brothers still follow me like flies lol goodbye.

I'm very sorry to approach ur reply in this manner. but then it is what it is. the Catholic nun who covers up in a similar mode is less off a security threat when compared to her Muslim counterpart as proven by regular suicide attacks... once again I'm sorry...

if he thinks he can handle them both, screw the stress and not go crazy, go for it man

.either of the following reasons...
1.To check out chics
2.when the chics no fine, I get lost in thought
3.if I'm not fantasizing, then I'm scrutinizing the congregation trying to decipher as many people that would definitely be hypocrites
4.the very few times I listen, I look for flaws in the pastor's message and trust me I always find.
so u see, I offend God more by going to church.. so I just stay indoors chilling most Sundays..

prolly the best movie I've seen In a while.. marvel just threw characters at us like mehn!!. and the action? oh boy did they kill it!!!!. I didn't like how they couldn't just speak a Nigerian language tho.. it would have been perfect... I'm still wondering why it's titled captain America and not The Avengers-civil war... and before I leave, shalla to ant-man. dude killed it

MrAboki:
Thats why he is the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.. Thanks for the Compliment.





Really!!

So a Government that is still less than a year in office would deliberately sabotage themselves just so they can remove a scheme (subsidy) that we all as Nigerians unanimously agree is corruption riddled, a drain on our economy and unsustainable.. Just to remove the subsidy.. OK! Continu..




technically speaking, I dont remember Jonathan or the PDP building a single refinery in the last 16 years.





Seriously!! President Muhammadu Buhari made Forex scarce.. Just to remove Subsidy..





Na wah o!!


This Buhari that has no Certificate sure knows how to scheme and plot really well..





Wait!! So are you saying Nigeria isnt Corrupt? or what exactly?


But lets Continu...



When people say provide Palliatives, I wonder what exactly they mean..

The same Palliatives allegedly provided by President Jonathan through the SURE.P Scheme? O!! By the way, where are the SURE.P Buses ad Palliatives? Cos I never saw them..

But its alright, lets Continu!




But it was actually not just about reversing the price, it was about properly investigating the fraud, fishing out the fraudsters, imprisoning the fraudsters, recovering as much loot as can be recovered, close up the loopholes in the system and then provide "palliatives" to cushion the initial shocking of jumping fuel price from 65 naira to 145 Naira..


But thats by the way.. Kontinu..




Is subsidy removal a bad thing or am I missing your point?

But Kontinu.



Wee You Keep Kwayeeet!!

Do you think Nigerians need reminding that they rely on Generator for Power?


But Continu.




If you live on the Mainland and work on the Island and spend 20 liters everyday to get to and fro Work.. DOES common sense not tell you to move closer to your place of work?

If your car uses 20 liters everyday to get you to and from work, you need to either change your engines or buy a more fuel efficient vehicle.

If you spend 87,000 Naira every Month on Fuel for your car 1,044,000.00 (One Million and Forty-four Thousand naira) per year.. The real question should be how did you get that job because you sound too stupid to even have passed Common Entrance let alone pass a job interview..


BUT please dont stop, CONTINU..



This your maths really get K-leg o.. But so also does all you have written.

10 liters per day = 1450 Naira per day.

1450 * 30days = 43,500/month

43,500 * 12 = 522,000/annum.



Yeah.. Okay?! So..................................






Okay.. Soooo?



O really!

Fuel price increased because they removed Subsidy.

NEPA bill increased because it was not profitable for Power to be supplied at the cost we were getting it initially.

Dollar rate increased because the price of oil fell to an all time low and Nigerias number one source of Forex was in Jeopardy.

Whatelese?





Yeah!! The freebies are over hommie.

No more subsidy on anything..




Since May 2016, the world has been struggling under the collapse of oil Prices. Russia,, Saudi, e.t.c all are struggling. Countries with Agriculture and other solid minerals as their export goods are doing fine.

Things are getting worse not because this government has destroyed anything, but because things have always been bad for sooooo longand this government is not interested in covering shiit up any more..

But CONTINU..



[b]I am in Nigeria, I have been buying fuel for over 86 Naira for a very very very long time (even when there was no scarcity).

I have never had 24hours light and have bought over 6 Generators in my young adult life.

I have always had to drive on bad roads and spend a lot servicing my vehicles.

Dollar has been dropping for a long time even when Oil sales prices were at 120/barrel.

Nigerian Universities and even lower schools have been decaying for soooooooooooooooooooooo long that now its Normal.

Infrastructures have been going south for a very long long time.

The last refinery built in Nigeria is over 30 years old.

I have lived in a one track economy all my life, thats why as a kid growing up, all I wanted to be was a Petroleum Engineer.

We have always imported everything we used and ate.. From Chicken to Tomatoes to Cement to name it.

We have never been a producing or exporting nation. Thats why ships coming into our Sea ports are fuller than when they leave.

Corruption is nothing new to Nigerians. Thats why the pseudo-name for internet scam is 'The Nigerian Email Scam". The Nigerian Police whose 'Code of Conduct" rules makes it ILLEGAL to recieve any GIFT (I did not say bribe) from any individual (except its a very close relative), openly 'DEMAND" bribes from Nigerians in public.

The only thing that seems to be working in Nigeria is the telecoms sector and even that one sef na problem.

Abegi make I hear word.





And If indeed by some insane stroke of luck you happen to be right that President Buhari did all you alleged in your Post just to remove this cankerworm called subsidy from our system, then he is a very Intelligently cunning man and has my vote for a second term.[/b]




Alhaji Mallam Aboki

I see you have amused yourself a great deal. but then again, while the op's post wasn't structured in the best possible manner, I find your response pervasively sentimental..

jeez... you know what, give the money to your pastor ( notice how I've refrained from saying pay your tithe). and do not also forget to sow seeds, redeem pledges, plant trees and other terminologies pastors use to brainwash your kind all at your brother's detriment.. if I was to be in your shoes, I'll use next months tithe to complete the fees payment.. adios!.

wetin consign me with CHAN eagles.. . waiting for van gaal to come here first

now dis is crius.

Mods shld create a thread dat enables people share d results of their wards na,i'm ceeing none... Its APC all d way in my ward tho. APC-93 PDP-54

We wey cn dey find d cheapest means of subscription fall in2 what category.?

brize:
just be patience ok, i took that same thursday sha. @ onitsha, hope you submitted your paper?? Because in our own case, the people submitted the papers by their selves cos our time exhausted and we kept writing and they automatically logged us all out, are you sure you submitted

no man ,i'v gotta quote u nau. Just be patience, submit their selves, when did u took urz..?? Stop ryt dere man.. Just tell me ur lowest score was in english n i'l free u. Pls.

ISpiksDaTroof:
Actually, I would disagree by saying an overwhelming majority of your population are actually deranged and insane. I mean, look, yall still trying to reelect President Jonathan and his dancing, singing, illiterate clown of a wife. Added to this obvious case of lunacy, is that in over 100yrs yall still dont have electricity, good roads, quality education, proper healthcare system or even jobs for your teeming unemployed populace, yet you clap for and hail those that have subjected your past, present and future generations to a life of hopelessness and poverty.

So, No Sir, I disagree, if we are looking for deranged e-diots one would have to book a flight to MMA, not JFK.

and what makes you think an OVERWHELMING majority are looking to re-elect president jonathan? And who says i clap for our past failed leaders? Thats what happens when ignorant folks abroad take to shallow analysis. And i don't have beefs with non-nigerians, i have beefs with m.orons who ironically think they are smart both in and out of nigeria. As we obviously do not need ur ignorant opinions, u myt like to take ur gate-crashing to ur perfect country or to another country that gives a damn about what you think of them. kapish?. By the way, ur perfect educational system did not make u understand 'void' CAN also mean 'completely lacking' Exactly what i'm saying.

ISpiksDaTroof:
Ok, I've noticed you, you can depart now.

i've tried to go through this thread in peace, buh u seem to be talented in posting comments that specifically piss me off. U knw u dnt av to generalise things, just as u av deranged e-diots in ur country(of which i'm sure u belong), we also have them here in nigeria. The OP posted comments that were void of sacarsm n we based our judgements on this bit we were given. And then u arrived, portraying ur stupidity in the form of intelligence insinuating that we av a problem detecting sarcasm. Only if u had some common sense. N whats ur f**king beef with nigerians? Do we look like we need ur good ratings or bad?? Y hasn't dis racist been banned

I bin knw say fashola dey stash some small change . Buh this figure is breathaking.!!!! If this post is really true, c hw many times tinubu's name pops up.. Whats really bugging me is what dese guys do with such huge amounts.. Both em pdp n apc thieves..!

Nutase:
Thats called bluff....arrant nonsense.
Is it not an anomaly that the military are providing security for elections. Their constitutional duty is to maintain the territorial integrity of Nigeria which they are trying to do now (we appreciate it) and not to provide security for elections. This is a clear sign that the military are beginning to overstep their boundaries.
Security for elections is the work of NSCDC and NPF.

y must it be d job of NPF n NSCDC? So u can easily rig d ballot withawt fear of them, lemme see hw u'l do that with 3 or 4 stern looking soldiers around...

iamjean:
see their mouth, this is the only advice girls usually give themselves "he doesn't deserve you"
who the fucck do you think you are, abeg what is your identity, evreytime feeling like one kind unique/special something like that,
this kind of he-doesnt-deserve you kindda girl are usually DUMB MORTHERFUCCKERS, that don't know SHIIT


abeg FUCCK OFF

this nigga tho. .so no b only me d tin dey pain.??