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This man is talking lawbish, d last time I google his name, I found out dat he is drunk

But wait ooo, is churchill dancing their town hall music when he was small? Love his yoruba attire
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Tonto on d news again! Buhari must hear this

tunwumi:
At least she's a celebrity. Even in UK Nigerian are celebrity in prison is this not an achievement?

Hehehehehe, guy nawoah

tunwumi:
At least she's a celebrity. Even in UK Nigerian are celebrity in prison is this not an achievement?

Hehehehehe, guy nawoah

tunwumi:
At least she's a celebrity. Even in UK Nigerian are celebrity in prison is this not an achievement?

ThePeacemaker:

Buhari is qonna be the best president Niqeria ever had......... comparinq Buhari to GEJ s like comparing Dstv to Gotv
GBAM

Guy u really sound hilarious, u can become a comedian oooo

lanrehamd:
lol

Guy I don laugh tire ooooo ;

Satan's wicked world with many sad news

are they part of"lord of the Ribs show or what?[color

Segadem:
Mod, what can we gain from this,there are lot of benefitting topics, in carrier sector,education sector,properties , career and investment sector which can add values to one's life,but it would never make fp

I agree with u coz it baffles me when I see topics that will be useful to all especially for knowledge but this topics will never make front page. I use this medium to ask all mods to please dnt allow favoritism to becloud their reasonings and they should please move topics that will be useful to our Young ones who are always surfing the internet to find materials that will be useful to them and to make researches. It will never takes us any where if such useful materials are kept under the carpet while non-essentials are moved to front page. That's my humble submission

If she is, she is then left to her conscience.

SAMBARRY:
This is the era of men divorcing their wives over amusing things

women if ya osbands wear torn boxers divorce him
if he has bushy armpits divorce him
if he snores loudly divorce him
if he's talking and saliva is escaping from his mouth divorce him
if he's sleeping and he leaves his mouth open divorce him
if he leaves his bear bear overfull like wole soyinka own without shaving it divorce him
if he's dirty divorce him
if he uses the toilet without flushing divorce him
if he eats without washing his plates divorce him



quote me for nonsense

The last time I checked,u were discharged from psychiatric hospital,lolzzzzz. U just made me laughed off from sofa nw

SAMBARRY:
This is the era of men divorcing their wives over amusing things

women if ya osbands wear torn boxers divorce him
if he has bushy armpits divorce him
if he snores loudly divorce him
if he's talking and saliva is escaping from his mouth divorce him
if he's sleeping and he leaves his mouth open divorce him
if he leaves his bear bear overfull like wole soyinka own without shaving it divorce him
if he's dirty divorce him
if he uses the toilet without flushing divorce him
if he eats without washing his plates divorce him



quote me for nonsense

The last time I checked,u were discharged from psychiatric hospital,lolzzzzz

Hmmm

But some of us are guilty of some of these mentioned. Am happy to read this and hv shown it to my siblings o

Hmmmmm, what a world!

Oh,very sad abt it

Picture or Adonbilivit

Oh, so it is true!

I hereby declare you both as Husband and wife.

She dey craze! Seeking cheap attention. Rawbish

kelvine:
Here we find more reasons not to judge anyone.
Many would have expected Tonto to end up single.
The babe is smart and lucky.

In another news,Obasanjo's son is handsome, so sure his grandson whose mother is pretty Tonto will be so cute.
God bless their marriage.

Pls is Churchill actually one of ObJ legal children? Just asking

Hmmmm,Naija nawao for them. Here in ghana,dis can't happen

SECOND SEMESTER EXAMINATION.
GENERAL PAPER
Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (Answer all questions)

1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped and state d reason for their kidnapped?(20marks)

1B-) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who and to who? Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!(15marks)

2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?(10 marks)

2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?(10marks)

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?

4. If your X-boyfriend/X-Girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant.

SECTION C (Answer 2)

1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss (20Marks)

Dis is serious ooo. But d rate of unmarried ladies becoz of these reasons is alarmin

Op are u high on weeds? Please soak garri drink abeg

I thought they were giving away 100mb

OMG! So he is the photographer of Buhari,abi?
The one taking all those pics? Dats nice one sha,once he marries dat lady,they will both be called Mr and Mrs president Buhari official photographers

Aitee1:
I guess you've delivered the message to your mum and all your female relations, ciao

Hehehehehehe, dats 2015 posture for ladies

Aunty Genny, I dey greet u. U re looking good sha.

ThIs must be Buhari's brothers

Niklausa:
Wrisbangle/wristwatch and tosyne2much, both of you should keep on deceiving yourselves.

You guys would chat offline and create topics together, then when one of you decides to create a topic on this section, the one creating the topic will alert the other guy.

So immediately one of you creates the topic, the other one will book space and post his Already Prepared comment directly under the original post. Just to get cheap likes.

Mtcheeeeeew....... Absolute Crap!

My guy,are u a wailing wailer? Tosny2much is my guy and wristwatch anytym anyday. U just spoiled my happiness of reading comments. Mtcheewww