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after I got held up in that road for over 5 hours, I now take the train. it's fast, cheap and convenient. no dulling

so enlightening

seriously this dude don craze oh

gaby:
Na real waa for wire road..

gaby just checked ur signature, ur the author of that interesting novel..... woow I feel like am talking to a celeb now lol

gaby:
You obviously know the couple in person...please can you share more with us. Thanks

Check out my signature

seriously that woman was something else.

disliked that his wife, the first day I saw her, what do u expect from a woman that made him barely come home to see his sick father, a woman that made him build a house in her village and yet he hasn't built one in his compound mtchew.

the first day I saw that his wife, I disliked her personality a lot, I told my sister I hated this her sister- inlaw, she asked me why? I told her I got negative vibes from the lady, when my sis called me to tell me this story I wasn't shocked, what do u expect from a lady who made her husband forget about his sick father, even to the extent of building a house in his wife's village.

my woman crush

there is something fishy about that story, the writer does not sound like someone who had lived in France or England for that matter. its a scam.

ScotFree:
Near death experience isn't about the time you thought you almost died. It is about the time you died in some way....felt your self leave your body and other experiences that come with it.

Thank you

you are correct, haven't had such experience though, but I remember what my mum told me about d tragic fate that befell her after my birth, she had successfully given birth to her beautiful daughter, or so she thought.
while lying down on d bed, she started feeling dizzy, never knew she was lying down in her own pool of blood, the last thing she remembered was a nurse who came into d room screaming
she blacked out and saw herself walking a very narrow path, she was all alone just walking and walking, she said she had no knowledge, whatsoever, if she had a kid or family nothing, she said she got to a point on that road, and everything in front became dark, she was scared, she didn't know whether to move forward or not, but in that moment she turned back, and saw that the road she was coming from was bright, whereas d one in front was dark, so she decided to turn back, and she saw herself lying down, in d hospital my dad was in tears, she had been unconscious or maybe even dead for nearly 3 hours.... now that's a near death experience.

this one is just seeking for cheap attention.

orlu again?

so sorry for ur friend, hope she learns from this.

awwwww so romantic, wish more women would hit the gym and embrace fitness as a lifestyle.

sekxy:
what is boyfriend?

lol, wait lemme ask google

anuoluwapo884:
You are on point have once been an hostel bf catering for food and all lol smart girls in schools ready to exploit all avenue to satisfy themselves

hahahhahhaha, I also used to have one, he was really sweet towards me, bought me dinner, take me out to eat, I didn't give him any green lights, so he bounced.

Neyoor:

talk joor

so this is a list of different type of boyfriends kept by girls in higher institutions

so guys which one are you or were you?
ladies which one did you keep?

1. ACADEMIC BOYFRIEND: This one takes them to night classes, helps them to write assignment and they always stay together during exams.

2. FINANCIAL BOYFRIEND: This guy is usually in a different city (ilorin, Lagos, Abuja,Warri etc). He takes care Of their house rent, school fees, text books, feeding allowance..

3. ASST FINANCIAL BOYFRIEND: This one is always in the school with them, and he takes care of their hair, pedicure, manicure and makeup. He buys them yogurt, jollof rice, pop corn or shawarma after school.

4. MORAL BOYFRIEND: This one is the religious boyfriend (Church Mate). They come in the name of advice,to tap current from the babe. They give moral instructions from the church premises to the girl’s bed.

5. NEPA BOYFRIEND: This one is neither cold nor hot, he is always called to come and fix the bulb and switch in the room, afterwards he is given a french kiss plus 360 degrees hug.

6. PARTY BOYFRIEND: This one takes them to fresher’s night, awards night, nightclubs etc.

7. SECURITY BOYFRIEND: This one helps them get back their phone when they are being obtained by cultists.

8. SWAG-TUTOR BOYFRIEND: This one tells them how to combine Colours while dressing for school in the morning.

9. HOSTEL BOYFRIEND: This one, they always hangout at the balcony, most evenings. She always sleeps over in the guys room and they consume a lot of food from the girls.

10. ORIGINAL BOYFRIEND: This one is the boss. The babe visits him a lot on Weekends, cooks for him, does house chores and they share emotional feelings.

na wa oh, dude take some chill pill abeg.

would have loved to buy it, but no ZEE WORLD or TELEMUNDO so DSTV still gat my money

am new to nairaland, from what I've seen airforce1 is an attention seeker......

anyway nice haircut

please don't quote me am having headache.

she looks like Tboss

wahala dey ooh,

TGoddess:
I hate that movie a lot.Scary shii.

sinaj:
That movie is so scary! It actually made me to hate dolls.

TGoddess:
I hate that movie a lot.Scary shii.

hahahahaha "hi am chucky do u wanna play"
scary as Bleep, I had a lot of nightmares after watching that movie

actually reminds me of "child's play" AKA chucky the doll, movie

waris dis?

she was so beautiful, death is sooo painful rest in peace sochima

boliswitpassprik:
my primary school crush is Beyonce,I remember when she and her mum used to roast Boli at Nwamaku junction, now I heard she has made it and is Dating one JayZ guy,I even hear say she don't born twins,........such is life

u no well oh....Dreamer

boliswitpassprik:
my primary school crush is Beyonce,I remember when she and her mum used to roast Boli at Nwamaku junction, now I heard she has made it and is Dating one JayZ guy,I even hear say she don't born twins,........such is life

u no well oh....Dreamer

raylord:
Must you retaliate. The guy didnt even do you wrong. But you caused him to fall, then breaks his heart. God keep me from evil doers

I realised I was only infatuated with him, he became ugly and I lost interest.

Secondary school crush.
was my senior, back then he was sooo handsome
whenever he came to my class to punish us for making noise, I would gladly go on my knees,
most times when he asked the prefect for names of noise makers, I would make sure my name appears in the list so he would flog me

well he found out I had a crush on him, my school mother told him, he broke my heart by dating Ruth, my friend and classmate, who had big boobs, cos I didn't have any back then.

well fast forward to last year, we meet on Facebook, we went on a date, I made sure he feel in love with me and then I broke his heart too,

he grew up and got ugly, but nigga still gat massive love for big boobs.

the end.