₦airaland Forum

joyblinks:
see all the guys blabbing "collect the money, collect the money". tomorrow when you ask that babe out her response will be "guy wey no fit leave common N1000 for me, na him i go date?"

who loose? me or you? u dey follow all these stingy boys like sexkill. (sighs)

dell_net:
With this kind of money I rather do my time in 9ja.

M M M:
u re lying,

what have u been doing with soap in your bathroom

4 d last .

fork adict:
FYI. na your condition gangan dey shameful & pitiful.
I be your teacher wey you wan dey learn from me? if you wan learn, you don forget road wey go your schoool?

fork adict:
@ Andy1. Na lag u dey? Abeg make i com see you make you teach me game. SMH.

FYI. I meant casual relationships in my post. And not something serious. Matter of fact, i dread serious relationships. Furthermore, i dont do whores. That's just not my kind of thing. With that said, does my post make more sense now?

Ms. Potato:
Satani, that means you are not ready to be committed.

Only those whom are ready would understand the real meaning of sacrificing for another person and thinking that it is all worthwhile in the end of the day.

Besides, relationships and love are all about sacrificing for one another.

fork adict:
Abeeeeeegiiiiii. make all of una commot for road jor!

Wetin una dey yarn sef? Oh, una know say una no get money and una wan dey fork dey go. Well, i feel its all a question of the individual's priorities. For me, the kind of high i get from se.xual orga.sm CAN NOT be gotten thru any other means. That feeling cannot be equalled by no other. Its so inexplicable. its soooo sweet. Its soooo aaawwwwww! So i will do anything (short of incurring debt sha) to have that feel.

Being single ke? Una want make i dey suffer

But seriously, before you make that decision to remain single, think about what it feels like when a chic kisses you, strokes your deak, sucks it sensuosly, working on every part of it (the balls, the shaft, the head) with her tongue and lips, then imagine her stripping, imagine you returning the favour by giving her a head, imagine her moans, imagine rimming her (for kinky motherforkers in the building), then imagine what penetration feels like, think about the slow and fast pumping, and alternating between extreme thrust speeds, think about alternating se.xual positions, think about the do..y style, i repeat, think about the do..y style, then imagine you pumping away when you are about to come,  Now imagine you comming soo strongly with that shout of VICTORY,

Please reconsider your decision. Please,

satani22:
You will never see ladies contribute to this thread cos hey love to milk the guys dry. Most of them are selfish and heartless
gbammm!! Rite on point bro, who nids dier opinion sef. We alrdy knw. What we nid to knw.

Ms. Potato:
Im not Nigerian so I dont know how to advice but if I go see all those Asian and whites, the guys would do it for the girl for free and if the girl begs to pay him, he would say why not I take u out to dinner and we consider it even?

9dynasty:
when the time to fu*k am reach make you remember us oh make we do Ariki "gather fu*k"

9dynasty:
when the time to fu*k am reach make you remember us oh make we do Ariki "gather fu*k"

9dynasty:
when the time to fu*k am reach make you remember us oh make we do Ariki "gather fu*k"

born2fuck:
I wish I have never impregnated someone before reading this, nairaland can be disappointing,medicine after death

kpolli:
well your same sex slept wit her ex's friend. . .  was she dumb enuff to expect marriage with the ex as best man??

pls

rhymz:
Well, I want to assume that you are italian and as such a european. I am an African to the core with cultural idiosyncrasies and tradition entirely different from that of a european or an American. I can easily understand in thesame breath if my 15yr old cousins living in the US and UK greet me like that or even call me by my name without any of the prefixes(uncle, aunty, brother etc, ) that our culture demands a younger person use when addressing a senior one. However, it will be condescending and presumptuous of any young person who was born and raised in Nigeria and knowing the cultural affinity that is attached to this african or will I say Nigerian Etiquette to look in the face of an elderly person and get so brazenly casual to the point of addressing he or she like that.
I mean, for God sake if the kid understands the implications of such greetings and goes ahead to do so, it removes any doubt that he/she is not trying to be insulting or condescending.
And pls dont even start with any lecture to prove otherwise cos that in it self will only make you come across as trying to be disrespectful to my own cultural creed and traditional values.likewise, It will be folly of me to argue against european customs or traditions that I may not neccessarily like; one man's meat is another man's poison.

kakshi123:
I really like this one thanks, i have already told her all the answers u guys gave just now and she likes this option!

I also told her to get a virtual Boyfriend to threaten him if she doesn't have one, (making way for myself na)