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Health › Re: The Hymen: A Membrane Widely Misunderstood by andyanders: 2:29pm On Nov 24, 2014
Orikinla:
Hmm.
Men will never leave women and their hymen alone.
Are you men so obsessed with vaginas?
Haba.
If man no fork woman, man no go die.
Na lie. Two of them makes life. Who told you to say that? Man go die if him no f----ck woman, Walahi. Do you think men commit crime just like that for nothing? It is because they needed to impress women hence they get involved in crime. That is to say that without that, man go die. Why do you hear some great men falling for just a small girl? Ask Yerima why he keep buying under aged girls. He will tell you because if he fail to f---ck, him go die.
Celebrities › Re: How Denrele Edun Was Robbed In Festac Area by andyanders: 2:24pm On Nov 24, 2014
ifyalways:
He went to a wedding reception with his "passports " et all huh Was he planning to fly after the reception? Even at that, why not keep his passport with a family/ friend at the airport?



Story for the gods.
My sister, if he actually went to a wedding with his travel documents, then he has no brain at all. He is as useless as those who robbed him
Celebrities › Re: How Denrele Edun Was Robbed In Festac Area by andyanders: 2:01pm On Nov 24, 2014
He is a stu-pid person. How can a sane person who is not travelling be going around with his bag containing his International Passport and other relevant travel documents. To show off? I think some people are too useless even at the point where people think they are smart and he has the gut to come on media to start saying he was robbed.

No wonder her acts like gay and reason like who them.
Health › Re: The Hymen: A Membrane Widely Misunderstood by andyanders: 1:29pm On Nov 24, 2014
UjSizzle:
Interesting article. I've always wondered how it's possible for virgin women to menstruate if the hymen is supposed to be a covering. And why people say athletes often lose theirs before they have penetrative sex. Now I know better, thanks smiley


Now I'm stuck with wondering why women even have hymens to start with.
Oh my dear, I am wondering too why men still got theirs and still urinate.No bi only women dey get hymen. No worry, men equally got their own hywomen and that's why we deposit hot one inside your........................ Men have what we call hywomen. We loose our own when women rape us when we are young.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills 48 Fish Vendors Near Chad by andyanders: 1:00pm On Nov 24, 2014
If the governor of Bornu is not competent enough to handle his state since they are supposed to know the people responsible, it will be better that state is just removed from the map of Nigeria because the so called BOKO Haram are their sons and daughters whom they know.
Health › Re: Bathing With Sponges & Without Sponges. by andyanders: 12:35pm On Nov 24, 2014
Diffdeef:
As much as there're lots of people that bathe with sponges,have also come across people who don't bathe with sponges.

Quite a close friend of mine recently told me he doesn't bathe with sponge and I never knew all this while,he just gently rubs his preferred soap on his body and then washes it off with water,I was like I can never bathe without using a sponge,guess everybody's used to what they tend to always do.

But bathing with a sponge & without a sponge,which is better? Some say bathing with a sponge is better because it kind of removes more dirts by its scrubbing technique,but most foreign movies I watch,in scenes of an individual taking a bath I hardly see the individual using a sponge,it's like some use soap and some don't even use it at all,just showering,however the case may be,I will always go for sponges,how do you take your own bath?
Your friend must be dirty. Sponge must be used because of the kind of climate we are in here. Very dirty and dusty environment demands that you use sponge.Even in the USA where the climatic condition and environment is friendly, they use sponge.

It all depends on the kind of sponge one uses.There are some kind of sponge here that are too bad to be used.There are very soft and mild sponge that you feel cool when you use them to bath. Therefore, advise your friend to use to get the right sponge for himself
Sports › Re: Sacking Me Won't Solve The Problem -keshi by andyanders: 8:57am On Nov 24, 2014
Chanchit:
So in other words they should leave you ba? Thunder weh go fire you dey recieve touchline instruction from God.
Well said my brother. Na Thunder go hammer his head. He is not even ashamed of himself. Let the problem go beyond him, we will find someone better than him.
Romance › Re: nn by andyanders: 10:23pm On Nov 23, 2014
So you cannot put it straight to her that you do not have any interest in dating her? That translates that you are a weak man and cannot even handle your real wife. Call a spade a spade and tell her straight that you do not want any relationship with her and would want her to stop coming to your place.Ignoring her calls does not make you a man. What makes you a man is your ability to handle crises. You you do not want cannot destroy you and it can only destroy you when you do not have the Will Power to control that. How can a lady be the one dictating the tune for you you? Grow up my brother and face the music and tell her point blank to stop. Unless you are not telling us the truth here.

Maybe you have been bedding her and also wants to throw her out. Only the truth can save you here.
Christianity Etc › Re: What is Wrong With Prophet TB Jousha by andyanders: 10:14pm On Nov 23, 2014
Prophet T. B. Joshua is a true Prophet of God sent to this world by God Himself and he has no building of his own ,maintains no bank account of his own and has no personal cars , rather official cars. Has given back to the society all God has given him. What a man indeed. May God Almighty continue to uplift him no matter the crises now. The crises is to strengthen
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Own Daughter To Get Her UK Visa by andyanders: 3:50pm On Nov 23, 2014
coldgate:
While not in support of the scam, I am also not surprised to hear that they got wind of the issue from a whistle blower. Some Nigerians and their bad belle.
You are right. I do not support scam but a case like this was for a purpose to get life for the immediate family.

This must have been someone very close to them that is trying to make sure he brings them down.

Note this in your life time, Secret is the only thing ONLY you knows.Yes, because of the country we have with bad leaders and no one to take care of the common man back home here in Nigeria, people can do things in order to create a life for themselves and their immediate family. Yes, if the man did this, he did it for the sake of his immediate family and whosoever is the whistle blower, you and your own family will NEVER see good.

Go to other countries in the world, in the US, many people do same to make way for their immediate. Here in families. But here in Nigeria, they run you down. You can imagine the way the whistle blower has been following up this with series of letters in other to make sure he brings the so called man and his family down. Too bad.
Celebrities › Re: Stunning Throwback Picture Of Onyeka Onwenu Performing On Stage Years Ago by andyanders: 10:04pm On Nov 21, 2014
iamtheprincipal:
This woman is a paragon of beauty.
For real. Met her twice in the bank very close to Sheraton Hotels along Bank Anthony Ikeja,
Sports › Re: US Embassy Ruins Blessing Okagbare’s Honeymoon by andyanders: 11:23am On Nov 21, 2014
She should state the reasons for the refusal and I would take it up from there. Anybody that knows her should please advise her on this.

We cannot stay here and start condemning, rather get the truth.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by andyanders: 6:23pm On Nov 20, 2014
Pholar97:
A virtious lady/woman wil not hesitate to knee & apologise to her man. It show a sign of respect. My lady wont do dat anyway b'cos she is a 'graduate'
They need to deliver pampers to you and I wonder if you are a man with the above post. What has a graduate got to do with the subject. You want to just show off here that your wife is a graduate? Graduate of what? Anyway kids can contribute here hence you want us to know that only people who never went to school should have to kneel down for their husbands and those that went to school shouldn't kneel down? Grow up mehn.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by andyanders: 3:43pm On Nov 20, 2014
Why must my wife kneel down to apologize to me. Your woman should be your friend and partner and there are better ways to apologize. Someone can kneel down to apologize while pretending to be remorseful.

We all should be liberal and shouldn't see women as a tool to be used. Remember we men came from our mothers. Respect should be reciprocal. Unless you did not marry your true woman , but a slave.

I hate this egocentric attitude when some guys do display that lordship attitude over their wife.She is your friend, your partner and your confidant
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by andyanders: 2:37pm On Nov 20, 2014
clevvermind:
let me quote bible to the ladies now.

1 peter 3:1-6.


1 Wives, likewise, be submissive to your own husbands, that even if some do not obey the word, they, without a word, may be won by the conduct of their wives, 2 when they observe your chaste conduct accompanied by fear. 3 Do not let your adornment be merely outward—arranging the hair, wearing gold, or putting on fine apparel— 4 rather let it be the hidden person of the heart, with the incorruptible beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is very precious in the sight of God. 5 For in this manner, in former times, the holy women who trusted in God also adorned themselves, being submissive to their own husbands, 6 as Sarah obeyed Abraham, calling him lord, whose daughters you are if you do good and are not afraid with any terror.

gringrin
Understand this; the above did not state that the woman should kneel down to apologize to their husbands. A woman can respect her husband and there are better ways of doing that. Herein, must she kneel down and be apologizing? Apology must come from the inner mind and one must notice the remorse been expressed by the person, with no pretense. I do remember when my mother would tell me to kneel down and apologize to my sister and I would grudgingly do that knowing fully well that the apology was not from my heart.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by andyanders: 2:20pm On Nov 20, 2014
mifavour:
I cant kneel down to apologize. I can still kneel and pretend to be remorseful. isn't it berra I sit or berra still stand and apologise ad know I did it with my heart?? nnaa eh biko noro one side ka m fu uzo!
You are right. It all depends on individuals. Myself, I hate anybody to kneel down to apologize to me no matter their offence.

Why must my wife kneel down to apologize to me. You woman should be your friend and partner and there are better ways to apologize. Someone can kneel down to apologize while pretending to be remorseful.

We all should be liberal and shouldn't see women as a tool to be used. Remember we men come from our mothers. Respect should be reciprocal. Unless you did not marry your true woman , but a slave.

Christianity Etc › Re: Synagogue Building Felled By Controlled Demolition -police by andyanders: 1:04pm On Nov 20, 2014
Harryjoshua4:
If Christ still come back to the world today he will still be killed, tbj case has show that real Men of God are enemies of the world because the world will always support their own. if a fact as simple like this can be ignored because of hate and sentiment, then I wonder if indeed the world and their institutions those not have a hand in this building collapse. because the hate against tbj by this world is so unimaginable.
Yesooooooooooooooo. Jesus was hated by His own people and therefore, whhatever Prophet T.B.Joshua is facing today, I am not bothered because He who sent him, is with him.
Christianity Etc › Re: Synagogue Building Felled By Controlled Demolition -police by andyanders: 12:37pm On Nov 20, 2014
Harryjoshua4:
indeed Satan is truly the rural of the world . now that more fact is coming out to prove the real cause of the building collapse, the world is not happy, all what the world want to hear is tbj killed, tbj arrested nor are talking of the real fact on ground. most of those that are talking of bribe have they take time to watch the CCTV footage of the building collapse, let not allow personal hate or sentiment to blind our eyes from the truth. from what I watch from the CCTV that building collapse as a result of controlled demolition. If this generation chooses to shy away from the truth, the. future will vindicate prophet Tb Joshua.
God will surprise them because no weapon fashioned against the Prophet of God will EVER succeed. He did nothing and he will be exonerated.
Sports › Re: A Call For Disbandment Of This Present Super Eagles by andyanders: 12:11pm On Nov 20, 2014
We have no team and no coach. Keshi has never EVER been a good coach hence he was thrown away by Mali and Togo.

His egocentric and lack of managerial capability destroyed the entire team and pitched him with his players whom he was always out to have issues with and now the entire country has to be denied a place in this coming Nations Cup.


Sisia built the last team that he used to prosecute the last Nations cup that he won. When he took over, he started having issues with Osaze, Ike Uche and their likes and this lead to the present display of lack of team work and here we are are by not defending the cup we won.

This has placed Keshi as the worst coach Nigeria EVER had.
Christianity Etc › Re: Synagogue Building Felled By Controlled Demolition -police by andyanders:
Prophet T. B. Joshua's hands are clean. He has helped people and cannot take joy in destroying what God has been doing in his life.

Devil only wanted to use this problem of the building to tarnish his image , but God is in control.



God will surely see him through
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by andyanders: 9:56pm On Nov 19, 2014
keshi The WORST COACH that Nigeria EVER had. Complete fool with no brain.He destroyed a team Sisia built
Sports › Re: Keshi & Crew, Players, Or NFF: Who Is To Blame For Poor Eagles Performance? by andyanders: 9:00pm On Nov 19, 2014
Keshi a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by andyanders: 8:23pm On Nov 19, 2014
When a fool and egocentric individual embark on a project, what the result should be = failure.

Keshi is a fool and has no place as a coach in Africa. He only used the team built up by Sisia to win the last Nations cup and his ego set in, all other results now are just failure.

I am so happy for the result so far in order to refer people back to my earlier call to throw Keshi away. Now here we are not to qualify.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by andyanders: 8:20pm On Nov 19, 2014
When a fool and egocentric individual embark on a project, with the result is should be failure.

Keshi is a foolo and has no place as a coach in
Crime › Re: Why Do People Kill? (A Typology On Violent Offenders) by andyanders: 10:13pm On Nov 18, 2014
When dem don take igbooooooooooooooooooooo. marijuana. Their head go spoil.
Politics › Re: 2015: “obasanjo And I Have Agreed To Save Nigeria” – Atiku by andyanders: 9:07pm On Nov 18, 2014
Having seen GEJ, ATIKU, TINUBU and their likes visiting OBJ, I wonder what kind of a country we are and the kind of people we are. Is OBJ our saviour? This goes to show that we do not have any visionary leader yet. What we have are people with selfish interest and that is the country's wealth, how they can steal it till the end.
Politics › Re: 2015: “obasanjo And I Have Agreed To Save Nigeria” – Atiku by andyanders: 8:30pm On Nov 18, 2014
nationwide1:
Don't you think his doling out millions was strictly on selfish ground because of his investments in Mubi? If not why can't he do same for other parts of Adamawa and North East? If not for selfish reasons, why did he promise making the country ungovernable? Methinks some gestures should be appreciated with caution.
Well spoken my brother.Na your papa born you.

All these their gestures are for their own selfish gain. It is like America, who only go for war where there is an economic gain for them. Atiku and OBJ are the same. There is still a secret in-between this their so called union to the detriment of the governed.
Politics › Re: 2015: “obasanjo And I Have Agreed To Save Nigeria” – Atiku by andyanders: 7:48pm On Nov 18, 2014
Both of you has nothing to offer. Go back home and settle with what you guys has taken away from the people of Nigeria. Both of you knew how you made your wealth and mortgaged the people of Nigeria. Only your girlfriends benefited from you guys.
Sports › Re: Three Players Keshi Should Drop For South Africa Clash by andyanders: 7:32pm On Nov 18, 2014
Kunleskey:
But why emenike
Emenike is supposed to be a wrestler and not a footballer or he could be drafted to American football where he can use his body and built to play American football.
Celebrities › Re: Charlyboy Releases New Fierce Photos by andyanders: 7:07pm On Nov 18, 2014
mysticgal:
Many are mad but few are roaming undecided
Well said. A madman walking around is even better than this old foooool
Health › Re: How Can Vagina Odor Be Fought? by andyanders: 2:54pm On Nov 18, 2014
chester47:
I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO POST ANYTHING CONCERNING MY CARRER WITHOUT GETTING PAID,BUT I ONLY MAKE THIS SIMPLE COMMENT TO HELP AND EDUCATE PEOPLE TOO. IF YOU NEED MORE ASK ME YOU HAVE A VERY GOOD DOCTOR WHO STUDIES IN UKRAINE..OKAY WHAT I WANTED TO SAY IS THIS[{A VIRGIN HAS AT-LEAST 70% CHANCES OF NOT HAVING A SMELLY V.IRGINA.IF A LADY HAS SEX SHE IS NOW TAKING IN WHAT WE CALL HOMONES,I WONT EXPLAIN THIS.THE MORE A LADY HAS SEX,THE MORE SHE GETS HER V.IRGINA SMELLY.MULTIPLE SEX.SOME GUYS HAVE INTER-NAL ODOUR AND HENCE FORTH WHEN THEY DISCHARGE,WE HAVE SOMETHING CALLED CHROMOSOMES OR HOMONES LIKE I SAID EARLIER.TAKING IN REACTS WITH THE BODY SYSTEM CAUSING SMELLY V.IRGINA.THATS HOW THE STD IS PASSED THROUGH HORMONES
Well said my brother and straight to the point. Most virgins do have what is known as natural v-irgina odour which is not harmful. Multiple partners ladies patronizes affect their body because they keep taking in different kinds of homones that affect them hence different offensive odour that emanates from them. That is why when you come across some ladies, they carry powerful perfumes around and when you get close to them, before you open their legs, very dangerous odour oozes out from their body.

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