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Nairaland General › Re: My Housewarming And Birthday Celebration (pictures) by andyanders: 10:38pm On Dec 30, 2014
Congratulations men.This is the beginning for you as you and your wife will very soon move to a bigger one as this will even be given out as rent for God will grant you more favor.
Nairaland General › Re: My Housewarming And Birthday Celebration (pictures) by andyanders: 10:38pm On Dec 30, 2014
Congratulations men.This is the beginning for you as you and your wife will very soon move to a bigger one as this will even be given out as God will grant you more favor.
Christianity Etc › Re: UK Envoy Lambasts TB Joshua Over Airasia Crash Prophesy by andyanders: 9:02pm On Dec 30, 2014
Prophet T.B.Joshua is a true prophet of God and people can say anything they like. Yes, let those of us who believed in him as prophet be anything name calling anybody wanna call/
Family › Re: Desperate Father Uses Daughter As A Collateral For N600,000 Loan (Pictured) by andyanders: 2:06pm On Dec 30, 2014
I need to have the complete details and I would wanna make the refund to the man and the little girl returned to her father.

People are wicked.A man would collect a little girl as collateral for money he gave to a man in need is pure wickedness.
Jokes Etc › Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by andyanders: 6:58am On Dec 30, 2014
SupremeTeam:
Diagnosis: Schizophrenia.
You said it all.The guy is just mentally sick and I wonder who wants to kill a man of unsound mind.

He doesn't have money and he found his way to Abuja.A homeless man without money getting access to the office of the Presidency and getting attention from his PA when people with sound mind find it very difficult to even get a Gate Pass.
Jokes Etc › Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by andyanders: 6:44am On Dec 30, 2014
I think OP needs help as he is mentally sick. Have taken my time to go through this only to find out a man who needed to be taken to Yaba. President's PA staying in a Kiosk like office goes to show you how mentally sick op is. Another mind boggling issue here is , how can this man tell us how he was able to get to the Aso Rock and was given free way to meet the PA of the president. In fact OP, you went ahead to say you were homeless and at the same time say that where you stay in your house, that Fashola sent people to your house in order to ransack it looking for whatever you want us here to believe you. Now , how can a homeless man have a house. Since you said you were asked why you did not enclose your address home address and you at this same time stated herein that " how can a homeless man have an address' Something is wrong here with you.
You are sick to your bone. Even people with sound mind find it difficult to get audience at Abuja talk less of a man with unsound mind like you.
Christianity Etc › Re: His Pastor Shared His Confidential Information While Preaching by andyanders:
Most Pastors don't keep any secret and are gossipers. Immediately you discuss your privacy, they use it as a point of reference and also tell most of their close confidants. His wife who is not in the picture must know.

That is why most marriages break up as a result of women going to a Pastor to tell him her private problems. And when they leave that church for another church, the pastor would know use his/her case as a reference point.I have witnessed most telling their congregation what sister this did or brother that did when things goes wrong with their relationship.

For me, let your secret be your secret. Only God who created you knows your problems and you can take them to Him. Most modern pastors now are in flesh instead of the spirit nd cannot control their mouth. You better keep your problems to yourself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th December 2014 by andyanders: 4:41pm On Dec 28, 2014
Yesooooooooooooooooooooo.Chelsea for life
Celebrities › Re: Jennifer Obayuwana Buys A N7m Wrist Watch by andyanders: 1:50pm On Dec 28, 2014
Ugly bit-ch.Money miss road.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 28th December 2014 by andyanders: 1:50pm On Dec 28, 2014
Ugly bitch
Christianity Etc › Re: 4 Lies The Church Taught Me About Sex by andyanders: 11:49pm On Dec 27, 2014
Op, note that by trying to tell a lady to wait till marriage is a way out to encourage her to live a good life for her future by not engaging in sex which could lead to pregnancy at a teenage age and affect the girl's well being.

For a young promising girl to be allowed to get caught by any young man who is ready to take her to bed unprotected could lead to pregnancy and the girl's future destroyed.

Let us take an example of a young girl at the age of 12 and above,with all her fixtures developed and still in secondary school, who is not been counselled on the dangers of sex b4 marriage,this type of girl can be taken an advantage of and before you know it, she has taken in and that meant that she would end up dropping out of school.

Parents of teachers/churches preach on this in order to protect the girl child by telling them the dangers of having sex b4 marriage.

OP, maybe you were lucky to have kept to yourself b4 marriage and when you went in there, you found out that it never was at your own advantage but I would want to let you know that it has lots of advantage to keep yourself till you get married. I don't know why you are here to deceive some other youths who wants to keep themselves till they get married. If never worked for you does not mean that it will not work for others. I can see from your point here that something has gone wrong with you hence this topic.You have lost your christian faith as far as I am concerned.
Romance › Re: I Caught My Friends Girlfriend Runsing In A Club, Should I Tell Him? by andyanders: 4:39pm On Dec 27, 2014
stanconnect:
I was in a 9t club on the 24th 9t..I was surprised to meet my friends most valued girlfriend whom he sees as a potential wife on skimpy attire..she was standing along side with other runs girls, I monitored her to really be sure if she was into the act or she jst came clubbing, immediately she got a customer after they bargained..she hopped into his car and they drove off...

I felt very bad, I doubt if my friend would ever believe me if I told him...they have dated for a very long time and to the best of my knowledge he provides virtually everything she demands from him; so I wonder what will still lead her into such act.

Since then I have been wondering whether I should tell my friend? Or I should just allow him to find out himself? What's ur opinion?
Don't tell him, just take him out to same place for fun and tell him you want him to come have fund.

From there, if the lady happens to be there, let him be the one to discover since you believed that your friend won't believe you.
Politics › Re: Muslim Youths Protect Christians During Xmas Service In Kaduna by andyanders: 8:58pm On Dec 26, 2014
Please note that Islam is not GBOKO HARAM. Gboko Haram are demons from the pit of Hell. We are not fighting our brothers who are true Muslims but a group of demons who are using Islam to commit evil

I am a Christian and know that the war is against some group of demons and not Muslims and what the True Muslim Youths did was to show that it was demons who parade themselves as Muslims and not the True Muslims. I have Muslim friends who are nice and easy going people. It was a Muslim man that I gave contract to build my house and I also gave a Mosque water.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 26th December 2014 by andyanders: 3:37pm On Dec 26, 2014
macjireh:
Btw has west Ham had a single shot in ds game. I thot they said Big Sam had d key to defeating Chelsea
Which key? No bi only key, na padlock him get.Old man with ideas wey don die.He should call his boss Mourinho in secret to teach him modern football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 26th December 2014 by andyanders: 3:06pm On Dec 26, 2014
Only The Blues can do this, WEEP NOT WEST HARM for you were advised not to touch the Anointed and do the Prophet no Harm.Now, you have touched the tail of a Lion and you have been given the venom
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 26th December 2014 by andyanders: 2:58pm On Dec 26, 2014
Funniez:
no be only vision o. In fact I sometimes wish a Chelsea player wuld be Naija president of dis country.
Yesooooooooooooooo, I am working towards that as I am into politics now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 26th December 2014 by andyanders: 2:27pm On Dec 26, 2014
Funniez:
Omou Chelsea dey 3 much.
No bi small, Chelsea dem dey 10 muchoooooooooooooooooo

Chelsea is the ONLY team with vision
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 26th December 2014 by andyanders: 2:19pm On Dec 26, 2014
[quote author=chelseabmw post=29217126]Westham come play 19th century football again ooh



Goalllllllllllllllllll

JT again

61 goals for a defender

Are they mad or something
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chelseabmw my man, we are going to teach them modern soccer. Happy xmas my guy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 26th December 2014 by andyanders: 2:17pm On Dec 26, 2014
Goalllllllllllllllllllll. I said it that in the next 10 mins, our first goal must come and here we come
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 26th December 2014 by andyanders: 2:15pm On Dec 26, 2014
major466:
... And nothing shall stand against Chelsea (God's own club).
Yesooooooooooooooooo, Nothing shall stand against The Kings.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 26th December 2014 by andyanders: 2:06pm On Dec 26, 2014
Well, in the next 10 mins, the first goal must come in order for the visitors to know that they came to the Kings house.
Travel › Re: Us-based Nigerian Weeps As Boy Vanishes With Her N1.4m, International Passport by andyanders: 10:38am On Dec 26, 2014
The woman messed up.Even if it is not Nigeria, why must she keep her money and her travel documents in a luggage that she is not having herself. She allowed someone to carry a bag containing her money and her travel document goes to show that she is not smart at all. The first thing for any right thinking individual is to place your travel document and money safe where you can just hold. What stops her putting it in her pocket or handbag she is having. Too bad for her.

Even in JFK, you dont just go pick any Taxi as most of the blacks there can rob you off. You got to be careful anywhere you go to, not only in Nigeria.Her travel document supposed to be with her.Or did she not tell any of her people down here that she was coming so that they wait on her to pick her up.Just cant understand the kind of person she is.

Why cant she pick a local flight to her state from the airport? I believe she is a stingy person and would not wanna spend money on local flight and believed that she can save money by taking a bus. She stopped at that airport and took a taxi all the way from the Airport to Maza Maza of all people. Too bad bad for her.
Romance › Re: She Is Married But Kept Calling And Sending Romantic Messages by andyanders: 11:12pm On Dec 25, 2014
Abbycrown:
Thank your stars you've not done anything silly. It's better you guys keep it at phone calls level or even cut the calls. I think you still have feelings for the lady too and you might be tempted someday. The temptation may however cause trouble for you. Accept the fact that she's no longer yours (which I don't think she's ever been) and go find your own soul-mate. Cut the lady in question out of your life totally, cos it's obvious she's not ready to let go.
Na your mummy and daddy born you.

The best advice for the OP at this stage coming up to talk about a married FEMALE friend. Why can't he just have a normal friendship without this kind of feelings? I have many lady friends without having any lust feelings over them.We talk and are best of friends. Op is digging his grave for not letting the lady go.
Romance › Re: Oya Guys What Is The Werid Things You Find Attractive In Women by andyanders: 10:46pm On Dec 25, 2014
NnamdiN:
lol bros na one person go get all these ones?
Na one personooooooooooooooo my brother. Dem go be two?Hell No.When you search, you get. So that you do not suffer trying to navigate.When they are big, you suffer in all action.
Romance › Re: Oya Guys What Is The Werid Things You Find Attractive In Women by andyanders: 10:32pm On Dec 25, 2014
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You look soo pretty and sweet.
Romance › Re: Oya Guys What Is The Werid Things You Find Attractive In Women by andyanders: 10:29pm On Dec 25, 2014
NnamdiN:
Slim, tiny assxx, huge bo obs cheesy

Weird?
That is the best answer to all questions. Standing and firm breas-t and must be big and natural and to complement it, flat stomach.No too much flesh. Feminine voice and to well shaved armpit scented with nice roll on deodorant. Hate ladies who do not put on deodorant. Also to add to that, she must not have make up.Natural lips.
Politics › Re: I just want the people suffering to stop. feed up with corruption by andyanders: 7:13pm On Dec 25, 2014
yuio22:
osibanjo is the face of a corrupt rccg pastor who help tinubu steal $20 billion
I believe that you are sick and needed rehabilitation.DO you have any proof to substantiate your claim? You are hiding under this forum to run a man down. I hate Tinubu, APC and even the so called pastor, I do not know him, but accusation like this must be substantiated with a concrete proof.
Romance › Re: Must I Give Her Transport Fare Every Time She Visits? by andyanders: 6:48pm On Dec 25, 2014
I believe OP is still too young to understand the implication of this post.Having a girlfriend is an expensive business in our culture and environment.

It all depends on the txt msg she sent to you. Hence you have grown to have a girlfriend it is your responsibility, if she works or not. If she is working, there is no need to be giving her T/F every time she comes visiting but that does not mean you should not be giving her.If she is not working and she is coming to visit you whereby she enters a public transportation, it is your responsibility to foot her bill. If you fail to do that, she will stay by the road side, to get a lift/ride and the next man if he got the cash, will take over your responsibility by providing for her and she will be double dealing without you even knowing

Your attitude is stinginess or attitude issue.
Food › Re: Christmas Stew Got Burnt Because I Was Carried Away By A Movie"caroline Shoes" by andyanders: 2:23pm On Dec 25, 2014
EagleScribes:
Accept my congratulations. I hope Mercy Johnson will compensate you for this and give you some ______________
Brea-st to suck as she has double milk.
Christianity Etc › Re: Synagogue Victims: TB Joshua Sponsors 42 Family Members To Nigeria For Christmas by andyanders: 2:04pm On Dec 25, 2014
Good.God will surely see His Prophet through this trying period and provide succor for the bereaved families
Romance › Re: Need Advise:she Is 35 And Doesn't Even Have Toasters by andyanders: 9:26am On Dec 25, 2014
ladymichael:
I really need advise from especially the men

My colleague is gonna be 35 in a few months and is not married or even have toasters. She has reached a point where she doesn't even think about it.
She says she sometimes asks herself on why she's still single and concludes that maybe she's not supposed to ever marry.

I really feel sorry for her but don't know how to advise her.

Please what could be the issue? Abd how to I advise her?
Something is wrong somewhere.Knew of someone with similar problem.She is an MBA holder, had no job, and no man ever has asked her out.She was just in their house selling soft drinks, cookies and candies and stuffs like.Until she went to a church where a friend took her and it was there it was revealed to her that her face was exchanged with an old woman's face and her certificate buried spiritually. She was prayed for and delivered as she went through deliverance. Same week, a job she applied for and forgotten for years she was in her house when they came to deliver a letter of appointment and that was an oil company.She was given a car and an official accommodation and within same period, in less than 3 months, she got wedded and a year later was blessed with twins.After two yrs, she gave birth to another set of twins.

Something is wrong and your friend should find a solution which is to get the problem responsible out of her life. It is spiritual.

I know that some people would come here to now counter the spiritual issue but, I stand to tell you that I know that something is wrong as I am aware of this person's issue and would not want to mention her name here.Things are real and only God can save us from certain issues beyond ordinary.
Celebrities › Re: Waje On Fire! As She Poses Sexually For Made Magazine (Pictures) by andyanders: 8:50pm On Dec 24, 2014
Dead brea-st that has gone dead that she is posing with here.Only rope and iron rings that are holding those things there.Let her open them and you will see the length of those hanging balls there.Only her knees that she can use to measure them with or use meter

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