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Celebrities › Re: "I Am Nigeria's Sexiest Man"- Benson Okonkwo by andyanders: 10:42pm On Sep 20, 2014
sweetylicious: For ur mind you are a fresh malo boy abi?
Don't mind that "papiforreal: " You are a Princess and a pride to African woman. The guy mama no get beautiful lady for house hence his comment.
Celebrities › Re: "I Am Nigeria's Sexiest Man"- Benson Okonkwo by andyanders: 8:45pm On Sep 20, 2014
ifyndy: coolPls dnt tel me dat his penis is located at d baack cos I can't c d MAN in him.
Well said my sister.Nothing to show he is a man.Looks cannot make a man as action speaks better than word.
Politics › Re: The Cash, The Jet And Ayo Oritsejafor By Femi Fani Kayode by andyanders: 10:37pm On Sep 19, 2014
Good Job by Remi Fani Kayode. Go to Abuja and collect your own publicity job for the government. Meet Okukpe and he will surely deliver. Remi Fani Kayode, do not worry, PDP has an opening for you come 2015.
Christianity Etc › Re: Message Of Condolence From The Synagogue, Church Of All Nations by andyanders: 10:22pm On Sep 19, 2014
Prophet T.B. Joshua, God Almighty will see you through and may the departed be acceptable in the presence of God and to the families of the departed, take solace in God Almighty as He will be your comforter. Death can come at anytime and God at His mercy, continue to save us and let us not die a painful death.

South Africa and other nations, we ask for your understanding during this period and pray that God Almighty will heal the wound and allow us still have same love we have been having.
The man of God has done his best for humanity and this trying period should be a time we all try to mourn with him and the church. He is a human being and should not be condemned. Let us all try to understand that the departed came to seek the face of God and the church has been doing all within it's powers to assist the less privileged all over the world and this devils work should not be used to determine the love our creator has for his prophet, the people of Nigeria and the Africa Nation for giving us such a person in the person of Prophet T. B. Joshua in this part of the world. He has been helping people and sponsoring millions of children in higher institutions by giving out scholarships to anyone who is willing to study mostly the less privileged, orphans, widows and widowers all over the world.
May God Almighty help him to overcome this in Jesus name, Amen.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Carry His Females Cousin To Uk Instead Of Me by andyanders: 9:21pm On Sep 19, 2014
Op is from the Zoo as you can attest to his grammar.
Health › Re: Photos: Governor Fashola Hosts Some Ebola Survivors by andyanders: 3:24pm On Sep 19, 2014
henchamb: thank God for fashola, if he was as clueless as his coleague from abia or their oga kpata kpata GEJ, by now we wud have seen ebola patients roaming the streets begging for food. i dont know why nigerians vote on ethnic and religious lines and cant allow somebody like Fashola to lead Nigeria cry
Yesoooooooooooooooooooo, you are right.Clueless Abia State governor, Theodor Orji, the worst governor on the face of this world.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Meets Security Chiefs Over Seized $9.3 Million by andyanders: 11:49pm On Sep 18, 2014
What does it take for a T/T through the Apex bank to the receiving bank for such an amount if it was an urgent issue?

How can a true and legit government explain to the world that by moving such cash without security by a chartered jet was the best option to make payment to an arms dealing company? Will they tell me that such a company does not have a bank account? The only thing here is for them to tell the zombie CBN governor to now start charging COT on ATM transactions.
Politics › Re: The Co*k-And-Bull Story Of The FG On Smuggled $9.3m to SA - Festus Keyamo by andyanders: 11:32pm On Sep 18, 2014
Keyamo, well said.The Federal Government of Nigeria has a very big question to answer and I blame south Africa to have released the aircraft.

How can a sane government make such a transaction, I ask? If the fund was for the so called purpose, why did the Apex Bank of this country not involved. How can the Senate, House of Rep, not to have commenced a probe by now and calling for an explanation from those involved, why such movement of cash without due process?

The same government, claiming to be fighting corruption, are the one involved in corruption as this is pure money laundering at the highest level.
Christianity Etc › Re: I’m Facing Hard Times – TB Joshua by andyanders: 11:20pm On Sep 18, 2014
God will surely bless Prophet T.B.Joshua in this trying period.God will see you through Prophet and will surely make this pass away.
Job was tempted same way and his faith made him who he is today to the believers.

Prophet, we are praying for you and know that God will handle this in His own time.
Politics › Re: Papa Oritsejafor: The Spoilt Child Of A Religious Nation.by Imoh David. by andyanders: 8:59pm On Sep 18, 2014
Nice article by the writer.This is pure money laundering and the government should explain to the world why an individual now buys weapon with raw cash and the Apex Bank of Nigeria cannot transfer the so called money to the dealer? I believe that they were going to starch that money to a private account in South Africa whereby their accomplice where waiting to receive them in South Africa but they got busted.
Travel › Re: See Pictures Of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Road Bogije Ibeju Lekki Lagos by andyanders: 9:15pm On Sep 17, 2014
This is the part of Lekki most these Lagos ladies they claim they live.

When asked, they say, I stay in Lekki. This is the area most of them come out claiming but cannot take you there.
Politics › Re: Abia State: An Unbiased Evaluation Of An Unsung Hero by andyanders: 10:28pm On Sep 16, 2014
Useless people supporting a fool known as Theodore Orji.
Politics › Re: A Wolf In Sheep's Clothing!orji Uzor Kalu Blasts Theodore Orji. by andyanders: 10:26pm On Sep 16, 2014
Billyonaire: I passed through Abia to Imo State yesterday. Abia is a failed state, and Ochendo is a mor0n.
I concur. The so called Theodor is a disgrace to humanity.
Politics › Re: I Regret Helping T.a.orji Become Governor Of Abia State - Orji Kalu by andyanders: 10:22pm On Sep 16, 2014
Kalu Uzo should as a mater of fact take the blame for handing over Abia state to a criminal, Theodore Orji who has impoverished Abia state.
Politics › Re: In Ogun South West Nigeria, People Eat Live, & Trade In The Midst Of Dirt by andyanders: 10:18pm On Sep 16, 2014
Ogun state environment is just one of the worst in Nigeria.Go through Shagamu to Ikorodu via NNPC, you will regret ever traveling that road.The people their when asked said that they have not seen light there as the PHCN has sold their light to Indian companies there.
Politics › Re: How Theodore Orji Betrayed Me - Orji Uzor Kalu by andyanders: 10:15pm On Sep 16, 2014
Useless Theodore Orji, who has impoverished the Abia State citizens.I am blaming Kalu Uzoh for haning over the state house to a criminal.
Politics › Re: Abias Loss Under Orji Uzor And The Gains Of Today by andyanders: 4:05pm On Sep 16, 2014
T. A. Orji is still a complete compound fool that I knew. He has stolen from the Abians and must be prosecuted.

How much does it cost to buy those useless cars and buses displayed herein.

Where is the allocation given to Abia state within the years Theodor has spent in the government house?

Op, you are his stool and can be used for by him and his cronies in stealing from the Abia treasury.
Politics › Re: by andyanders: 11:02pm On Sep 15, 2014
First ask Baba Iyabo where his own wealth came from.
Politics › Re: If This Was Nigerian Police What Do You Think Will Happen (pics) by andyanders: 9:16pm On Sep 15, 2014
Na police wey dey respect the people who use their tax to pay them.That is how the Nigerian police supposed to be flogged whenever we catch them stealing from the public.

Here they arm them like official robbers and they use the gun to intimidate and extort money from those who pay them.
Politics › Re: Two Nigerians And An Israeli Smuggle $9.3million Into South Africa by andyanders: 9:14pm On Sep 15, 2014
Too much money in this country. That money must belong to our thieving politicians.
Christianity Etc › Re: Miracles Around Amidst Synagogue Tragedy[pictures] by andyanders: 10:18pm On Sep 14, 2014
Thank God for those that made and may God Almighty receive the soles of the departed.This a period that we all need to pray for them and not a time we start calling on whom to blame. Have we not seen a stadium collapsed before or buildings collapsing in developed countries? This calls for a moment for us all to pray for the church.If it a mosque, we should also pray for them.

Prophet T.B. Joshua, God will strengthen you and your members during this trying period. You will overcome this.
Romance › Re: Dealing With Teenage Girls Can Be So Frustrating! by andyanders: 9:58pm On Sep 14, 2014
MrsBreezy: Pause. Not all teenage girls are that way. Age doesn't maturity

Really? You're on a rant because of pranks :/

Lol just because you're incapable of handling a couple of young girls doesn't make them unserious and nonchalant.

Hahaha oldie
Allow op be.I believe that Op is from an environment whereby he encounter such young girls. There are lots of mature young girls and if you correct them, they will appreciate your advise.
Maybe op and his friends stay within such rusty environment because I cannot see a young man walking over to a lady and start telling her to adjust her undies. What was his friend looking at? The lady should have used her urine to bath him.

You cannot get such characters of the op,his friend and the ladies in a well cultured environment.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pst Chris Oyakhilome And T.b Joshua Are Secret Agent Of The Devil by andyanders:
kansionwuekwe: IF BY SAYING FALL DOWN AND DIE YOU ARE TRYING TO INSULT M.F.M
MY PRAYER IS THAT IF M.F.M IS NONSENSE AS U HAVE POTRAYED IT... MAY GOD NOT PUNISH YOU
BUT IF THE GOD OF DANIEL D.K OLUKOYA IS STILL ON THE THROWN MAY MISFORTUNE EVER KNOW YOUR DOOR STEP IN JESUS NAME
AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN
FIRE
Mountain of fire, please, pray for him to change because it is not the will of God for any of us to perish. Stop heaping curses on him, rather you pray for his soul.No misfortune will know his doorstep, rather God will visit him and change him
Christianity Etc › Re: Pst Chris Oyakhilome And T.b Joshua Are Secret Agent Of The Devil by andyanders: 9:35pm On Sep 14, 2014
secretpart: PST CHRIS Oyakhilome AND T.B JOSHUA ARE SECRET AGENT OF THE DEVIL

Whether you believe it or not, this is not one of those criticisms of men of God going on everywhere. I wish it were but unfortunately it is the truth. I worked with Christ Embassy for some time to the extent I almost became a pastor then I left.

THESE WERE WHAT I FOUND OUT THAT MADE ME LEAVE

With due respect pastor Chris was called by God but unfortunately he missed it with his quest for power and influence which brought him in contact with T.B Joshua. No doubt Pastor Chris knows the word like I said He was called but he is one of Satan’s prominent agents gathering people to hell.
I am not saying this because of the miracles, the devil can also perform miracles.

PASTOR CHRIS IS OPERATING WITH THE TSUMANEE SPIRIT. This spirit is able to deceive even the elect, i.e. believers. Matthew 24 vs.24. T b Joshua is operating with the jumani spirit. The jumani spirit is stronger and more suspicious and easily decerned than the tsumanee spirit.

This is what the tsumanee spirit does; it is powerful but can only be conquered by the blood of Jesus, the anointing oil and through deliverance. You can play with the name of Jesus but you cannot play with the blood of Jesus.
So PST Chris preaches against the blood as not being very useful now. He also preaches against deliverance and the use of the anointing oil.

He preaches that once you are saved you are good to go to heaven. So take a look at Christ embassy members most of them are still wallowing in sin. The few that are not involved in it stay a while in the church, then they become uncomfortable and leave. Speaking in tongues does not mean you are heaven bound. In case you don’t know there are demonic tongues also.

His church is the most sinful, some of his members cut corners to get money and use that money to sow seeds. Without Holiness you cannot see God. We are all working towards perfection but Pastor Chris is not preaching the whole truth. All this is a cover up.

The CEC members know the secret that is why they are occupying influential position in the church. It would also shock you to know that many Christ Embassy members don’t read their bibles they read rhapsody and speak in tongues.

PASTOR CHRIS DOES NOT ASSOCIATE WITH OTHER CHURCHES HE IS ON HIS OWN TOGETHER WITH T B JOSHUA. He is supposed to be a member of the PFN I.E the Pentecostal fellowship of Nigeria. But He distant Himself to prevent interference because of the skeletons in His cup board.

So He started to preach against the name PENTECOSTAL. He is just using psychology but His end is near. Does He know more than Bishop Oyedepo, pastor Ayo, Pastor Adeboye and many pastors in the PFN. He is on His own because of His evil.

No other Pastor mounts Christ Embassy pulpit other than a Christ Embassy member because if that happens the Tsumanee spirit will be exposed. He is not free because He is not genuine. Flee from Christ Embassy it is actually Satan’s embassy.

This is a candid advice because I was once a member but I ran away when I saw things for my self. The tsumanee spirit is even stronger than the Anti Christ.

In Christ Embassy you are compelled to give, and made to go the extra mile to cut corners or even borrow just to meet up to the standard. Not knowing that we are not all on the same capacity. The bible said a widow gave 2 mites and Jesus said she gave the greatest.

You might think you are getting blessed but you are actually miles away from God if you are living in sin and don’t see any thing wrong in that. The bible said He that doeth righteousness is Righteous.1st John 2 vs.29.

I did not write this to discredit Christianity I can’t do that. But thank God for people like Pastor ADEBOYE, BISHOP OYEDEPO, PASTOR AYO ORITSEJAFOR, PASTOR SAM ADEYEMI,  PASTOR PAUL ENENCHE, Arc bishop BENSON IDAHOSA OF BLESSED MEMORY AND COUNTLESS OTHERS.

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Op, if you are a true man of God as you claim to be, you should not have been calling these two men, agents of satan.

It is written, judge not so that you will not be judged. Why cant you allow God to judge them if you think they were an agent of the devil. You have already condemned yourself by calling them names and tagged them ' Agents of Satan'.
Note that I do not worship in any of those churches in other for you to start name calling.

Since you are the real pastor or man of God, let the world see you same way you see other pastors you said they are the true men of God.

God has spoken that judgement is in His hands to pay to all of us according to our works here on earth.

So, I pray you change your attitude towards others by not condemning and going as far us calling these men, the agents of satan and the types of power they posses. Since you are the righteous one without sin, why did you leave your church and started attending Christ Embassy?
Family › Re: Married Woman Inlove With A Married Man by andyanders: 6:43pm On Sep 14, 2014
diamondpaul: Please and please let this woman knw the fact's.....u see in this world we tend's to get attrated to ppeo from time to time, it maybe in ur working place,or classmate's maybe bussines partner's it's all natural feeling's tend's to develop toward's ppeo we re attracted too,maybe due to his nature,personality or look...so I back u up dear....it aren't ur fault's u re attracted to ur working mate. Just do this simple logic...tell ur husband exact's thing's u've told us here....I swear?...the. I don't care attitude,attention and more love would be considered to be showered on u...note*that's if he's still love u tho. And he himself will adjust and do the right thing trust me.....he saw something's in u b4 he propose to u...after doing this trick I swear it's gonna ignite the spark of passion of love which has been burning low since.#(work out of the thread,caught in btw smile,nd frown ).bye.
Note my brother,All men cannot be like you as per the way you expressed herein.

By telling her husband, an African and Nigerian man, she has already committed the act and her inlaws, family members will be told.

My advise for her is for her to control herself and try to erase that from her mind. The day she voice this out, she is finished.The African man can even throw her out or start beating her.

Op, NEVER tell your husbandooooooooo.
Romance › Re: Does Love Truely Exist? by andyanders: 5:47pm On Sep 14, 2014
There is true love but hard to find.When mistakes are made like you did by knowing who is was before you still went ahead to marry him, it will be difficult to just change him, unless God is involved. It is like saying that he smokes and you when I marry him, I will force him to change. You cannot try to force a guy or an adult to change by force.

Yours at this stage and part of the world since children are involved is to try as much as possible to marry your children and see he gives them the best education and now commit him in your private prayers and allow God to help you change him.

Madam, I advise you not to allow this kill you by thinking, rather find joy in God and He will surely see you through because this is marriage. I would have advised you to quit the relationship b4 this marriage and since you have been married and children involved, please do hang in there.

My only fear is his adulterous life so that he would not end up infecting you with any disease.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs QPR (4 - 0) On 14th September 2014 by andyanders: 5:34pm On Sep 14, 2014
Lily4star: Same Ronaldo who might be back home(United) at the end of the season
Love to see some ladies argue about football.That's good
Romance › Re: Ladies: When It Comes To A Mans Height, Pls How Tall Is Your Tall? by andyanders: 5:24pm On Sep 14, 2014
FruityLass: 21, a young graduate of mathematics, love basketball, traveling, visiting malls and an introvert.
Great, I feel like break dancing an wanna do some cat-walking.With your profession, things can get going and the sky will be blue.
Will check out your mail and mail you.
Romance › Re: Ladies: When It Comes To A Mans Height, Pls How Tall Is Your Tall? by andyanders: 4:49pm On Sep 14, 2014
FruityLass: Ur CV please angry
A banker by Profession,34ys,love soccer, baseball, basketball and American football.Love traveling, shopping, and an extrovert. Love fast cars, swimming and skating. And yours.
Family › Re: Married Woman Inlove With A Married Man by andyanders: 4:03pm On Sep 14, 2014
You have been advised here of the consequences of the after effect of sleeping with this so called man. Note this, immediately he has his way and bleep you, he will NEVER see you as a person and will surely make you feel like committing suicide.

Even we men do have such feelings on other ladies but you must be ready to control yourself of that urge. What I do is to make sure I get my woman those things that makes that woman look good and wanting me to like them. I go shopping for anything good to make her look great and take my mind off any other woman. That is devils work.Never fall for this as you will EVER live to regret it.
Romance › Re: Ladies: When It Comes To A Mans Height, Pls How Tall Is Your Tall? by andyanders: 3:20pm On Sep 14, 2014
FruityLass: 6ft and above kiss
After all am 5'10 angry
I don't do shorties!
I am 6' 1 and can we get to meet?

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