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Sports › Re: NFL To Investigate 146 Goals In Two Matches by andyanders: 6:52pm On Jul 09, 2013
Are there anything on earth that Nigerians cannot do without fraud attached to it? It is like we even fake natural sleep, fake the way we laugh, the way we eat and the way we relate o people is just fraud. We even fake the way we give birth to children, that is why you o to the east now, they manufacture children and sell,
How come a team could score that number of goals, even if my grandmother is the goalkeeper. It is impossible.
Look at the way we presented men over 35 years claiming that they were under 20 in the last Under 20 world cup in Turkey?
Our Under 17 also fraud. The coaches wants to win at all cost by using over aged players to play international games and when people look up to them to perform on International level like senior world cup, they start fumbling knowing fully well that they have entered their forties (40) Too bad for this country.
Family › Re: Please Advice A Bed-wetting Nairalander. by andyanders: 9:29pm On Jul 08, 2013
Beey: Am Kenyan but familiar with TB Joshua & SCOAN.God doesn't dwell in buildings but he resides in the hearts of those who believe.He is not just a God of SCOAN but of any church or person that believes in God.All we need is faith.What two shall agree in accordance with God's. Will it shall be done regardless of what church they go to.
Thank you my brother. He who has ear, let him hear. The OP is hereby left to decide what he wants with his life.
Family › Re: Please Advice A Bed-wetting Nairalander. by andyanders: 9:27pm On Jul 08, 2013
Segun agagu: Ode shut up dat ur stupid smelling mouth
I don't have to exchange words with an ignorant individuals like you because you are spiritually blind.

Well, I think it is better you start bed-wetting so that you can go get a doctor to cure you.
Politics › Re: Women Join Hunt For Boko-Haram Suspects In Borno by andyanders: 9:22pm On Jul 08, 2013
lorretta u: you just read my mind.
but wait o.how come u can read when ur handle says you're illiterate? grin
Let this region not turn to Somalia because of these Housas.
Family › Re: Please Advice A Bed-wetting Nairalander. by andyanders: 8:52pm On Jul 08, 2013
Beey: I didn't. Say that it's normal for a 22 year old to be bedwetting.All am trying 2 say is that there are many gifts but all given by the same spirit.Even the Bible says Luke was a physician.Observing some advice given here,there are those saying that the Guy should just pray.Now isn't that what James calls dead faith because it's not accompanied by actions?Why would God give us doctors if He knew that we wouldn't need them?Iam not just a Sunday Christian but an active everyday Christian.Sometimes we are waiting on God to make a step and yet He is waiting on us to make that step of faith.All am saying is that the Guy needs not just sit back & wait 4 a miracle,God may use a doc 2 answer this guy's prayer.
I thank you for your explanation herein. Listen my brother,taking a bold step of faith is what we need in life if holy spirit is involved as a christian. Yes, God has given us doctors and other professionals. A case like this is likely beyond ordinary for a 22 yr old man to still be bed-wetting.
If you believe and carry God along, go o Him through His anointed prophet and you will get delivered. SCOAN has proven this and armed with his faith, let him go down to SCOAN and he will be delivered. This is spiritual attack. This things are done in order to glorify God Himself. Prophecy is to reveal the hidden things of God to mankind. At SCOAN, the root of the young man's problem will be revealed and he will be healed.
Without getting the root of his problem, nothing can be done.He can go for surgery and his problem might come back.
Nairaland General › Re: I Helped Accident Victims Along Ugwuoba/Amansea Awka by andyanders: 8:30pm On Jul 08, 2013
God is aware of what you have done by saving a soul and as such, your reward is high.Never feel any pain of the amount you spent even if it was the last cash you had.
God in His infinite mercy will reward you.
Family › Re: Please Advice A Bed-wetting Nairalander. by andyanders: 8:16pm On Jul 08, 2013
Beey: Am a Christian,yet I fail to understand why Christians like to spiritualize everything.Please someone make me understand,how is bed-wetting spiritual?Christians need to loosen up.Sometimes the devil enjoys the way we believers give him too much credit regarding issues he might have nothing to do with. Well,I 'ld suggest that you see a gynaecologist for checkup.It could be a bladder issue or some infection or some injury causing this.Doctors. may be able to take scans & provide u with medications or recommend some exercises.
Having read your input here, I can only say that you are a church goer and not a christian. Note, that it is not normal for an adult at 22 yrs still bed wetting. Something is wrong.
Family › Re: Please Advice A Bed-wetting Nairalander. by andyanders: 4:41pm On Jul 08, 2013
Anonymous91: Hello Nairalanders. I deemed it fit to conceal my identity in order to be able to post this my problem here. I'm a Nigerian, male, 22 years old now. Even at my age, i bedwet at times. Lets say once in every 3 months. I always wake up immediately everytime this happens, but the deed has already been done.
This problem is beginning to have negative effects on me. Even among my peers, i feel like an outcast.
Pls i'll need your useful advice so as to get solutions to my problem. Thanks.
moderators, pls i'll be glad if this makes the front page.
Please is an attack. Go to SCOAN for deliverance. So many people with similar problem get healed there.
Celebrities › Re: Eucharia Anunobi Replies Critics on Facebook by andyanders: 7:41pm On Jul 05, 2013
olaric: In as much as I wouldn't want to criticise you based on what you wear; maybe you should reconsider certain things that tend to send wrong signals to unbelievers.

No unbeliever will take you serious if you keep flashing those coloured long nails, tight and skin-curve revealing trousers, and unholy hair styles.

Do all things to glorify God!
Well said. She should be able to put her outlook to reflect her inner look.
Family › Re: Your Sincere Opinion To A Sister Please!- Do you think I can get married again? by andyanders: 12:45pm On Jul 05, 2013
ayans4: @ Andyanders, thank you.
yes I met with the pastor when the "drama" started unfolding, and even spoke with him today on what transpired yesterday.
I have an appointment with him this evening.
my family is not happy at all with him, especially in their opinion, for something like this happening to a "person" like me......
but all in all, I thank God because its good riddance to bad rubbish!
Be courageous and put your trust in God and pray to Him to always take a decision for you. You cannot die out of silence and since you have cried out, I pray to God to give you the wisdom because whatever that is happening now, devil is behind it.
Deceit is the worst thing any man or woman can stand on and build marriage. He has surely messed up. Still forgive him of his actions based on forgiveness if the pastor affirms your separation but move on with your life and I pray you find peace.
I think this should bring you closer to God and always ask Him to guide you in every of your future decision.
Politics › Re: DPO Beats Sergeant To Near-death In Lagos by andyanders: 12:37pm On Jul 05, 2013
idupaul: How are we sure the sgt was being disciplined for lateness and not failure to turn in his "egunje" returns?
That is the truth of the matter and not lateness.
Family › Re: Your Sincere Opinion To A Sister Please!- Do you think I can get married again? by andyanders: 12:26pm On Jul 05, 2013
ayans4: Thanks Bellong,
I met him in church, and one of the reasons I got married to him is that he "appeared" (now I know better)to be God fearing that's my number 1 quality, then he does not drink alcohol,.....then he is homely.
Madam, you never made any mistake going into this marriage and nobody should doubt your sincerity in this marriage.The issue here is that devil played a trick on you by giving you an unrepentant man and a lair who is not willing to accept his mistakes and moreover messed up the whole situation by having to lie again using his friend in which you were able to decode to be false.
You cannot die out of trying to make things work. If I may suggest again after my earlier contribution here,have you met with the pastor who officiated your marriage to let him know what you are experiencing and the discoveries you have made about your husband? Have you also discussed with your parents on the need to vacate that marriage and seek for divorce and if they are in support? If you have done this and they are in support, move ahead with your life. The marriage is still early and since no issues/children and he is still playing games, let him face his new found love and try to find peace for yourself, but make sure you follow the right steps to dissolve the marriage.
Family › Re: Oyindamola Bakare Is Missing by andyanders: 9:48am On Jul 05, 2013
How far, is the lady found?
Family › Re: Your Sincere Opinion To A Sister Please!- Do you think I can get married again? by andyanders: 9:36am On Jul 05, 2013
We have to be sincere with ourselves to see this lady in question as a wonderful woman and a virtues woman.
She has done what an ordinary woman could not have done by her sincerity.
To be sincere here, her husband and his family members are a bunch of wicked people with no conscience.
She is still in this relationship now because she was smart enough to have discovered how wicked her husband has been. I believe if this man had opened up to her when she asked of how his tastes were, she would have managed the whole situation and couldn't have been here to open up on this sickness threatening to kill her and make her develop BP.
In as much I do not support divorce, I would counsel you- OP here, if you are a christian and would believe in miracle and the spirit of forgiveness for the sake of God, ONLY if your husband can agree to do as you want,I will suggest you take him to SCOAN for deliverance if you believe in the power healing of God.
God can change his situation if he is willing to accept his fault and look up to God for divine healing. This issue might turn up to be the turning point in his life as a healing could bring the best happiness into your marriage and make him the best husband.
Two wrongs cannot make a right and also NOTE that there are no two perfect people on the entire face of this earth. The devil you know is better than the angels out there that you don't know.
Sarah and Abraham went through divine power of God healing and Sarah took in and that made Abraham father of All Nations.
I believe if you seek God's face if your husband is willing, you might end up becoming a blessing to the entire people here and others going through similar case. No negative condition is permanent in the presence of God. Have hope and forgive if you truly love him and love God and to keep to your marriage vows. I pray God to give you the wisdom o handle this sensitive issue of yours and shame the devil.
Romance › Re: Is It Good To Abstain From Sex Till Marriage? by andyanders: 9:36pm On Jul 04, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I am a virgin.[/quote]I confirmed it.
NYSC › Re: Woman Crippled By NYSC Camp Commandant by andyanders: 9:11pm On Jul 04, 2013
nijanigga: I will,but right now, these comments and pain of that lady can't make me calm. Just for the sake of NYSC that have no values and no meaning.
Correct your grammar as you have been advised and you are here still talking through your anus.
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Lie? by andyanders: 9:06pm On Jul 04, 2013
That is the best language they prefer. Can you tell a lady, let us manage? Hell no. they already prefer a made man.
If you even show some women a check not drawn and she picks interest, she will open her legs for you. A guy gave a lady some pieces of Ghana cedi and the lady was licking him up everywhere with BLJ only to go change the money it was not up to N500 naira.
NYSC › Re: Woman Crippled By NYSC Camp Commandant by andyanders: 8:17pm On Jul 04, 2013
nijanigga: "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
Martin Luther King, Jr."
Stop making noise. Do you even know about Martin Luther King and what he died for? Go to down town Atlanta, Georgia and see things yourself. He never went violent.
You do not achieve your aim in life by violence. Must she confront the soldiers even when she has been warned to go inside her room?Others went in and she stood her ground and what she got is what she wanted. Is she feeling the pain with anybody? Hell No.
NYSC › Re: Woman Crippled By NYSC Camp Commandant by andyanders: 7:58pm On Jul 04, 2013
[quote author=Somorin#1]She absolutely has part culpability. She didn't use common sense which is a preset in a court of law. The Jurist should ask "what would a reasonable do in the situation?

There's an expectation to diffuse a situation and not escalate it.

The freedom I enjoy in Nigeria was worn by engaging the adversaries in mostly diplomatic ways.

You can call me lilly livered because I address issues in an educated manner that ALWAYS gets me my desired result but I am alive and well with no spinal injury.

Bob Marley "He who fights and run always, lives to fight another day".

Had the young Lady backed down and simply followed directions at the "camp" instead of letting "yanga" take over, she can always go and file reports later or call the press.[/quote]Thank you my brother. Allow this Nijaniggar to say whatever he wants to say. The lady wanted to proof that she is smart and that's whet she got.
NYSC › Re: Woman Crippled By NYSC Camp Commandant by andyanders: 7:47pm On Jul 04, 2013
That is what happens when you throw out unguided words to a security official.

Only a madman that fights or challenges a man with a gun.

See, the lady they came for did not sustain injury and herself keep fighting and running her mouth. She should have known that a soldier is trained to kill and should not be provoked. She went extreem and that has put her in this her present state of health. Too bad.
Family › Re: Oyindamola Bakare Is Missing by andyanders: 4:59pm On Jul 04, 2013
bini girl: She is my friend's sister.
She said she was going to collect change from one of the stores that owed her change.
Which area is the store she went to collect the so called change is? Have they contacted her cell phone service provider? She told you or who that she was going to collect he change?
Politics › Re: Ade Bendel Wanted By EFCC by andyanders: 3:59pm On Jul 04, 2013
:"obtaining the sum of $7,855,500 and N3,000,000 from a Nigerian while serving a jail term at the Kirikiri Maximum Security Prison, Lagos."

The above is a stupid statement by our security agent that a criminal lucked up in their custody stole the above stated sum from an individual? In fact, the man they are looking for should go and sleep. The person that gave out the money should be arrested and prosecuted for having such an amount as an individual. What business were they doing?
Family › Re: Oyindamola Bakare Is Missing by andyanders: 3:28pm On Jul 04, 2013
May God bring her back
Nairaland General › Re: This Man Got Knocked-down By A Moving Train In Lagos (PHOTO) by andyanders: 7:31am On Jul 04, 2013
Its good people learn the dangers of such action. I wonder why people act like animals in this part of the world called Nigeria. The people that manufactured this device, do they use it the way we do here? One will use this device by blocking the two ears and be walking along the highway and main road
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Eyes Bikini Girl In Brazil While Being Interviwed by andyanders: 7:28pm On Jul 03, 2013
Pix doesn't look real. Like it was photo-shopped
Politics › Re: Governor Amaechi Donates $100,000 To OJB by andyanders: 7:13pm On Jul 03, 2013
J12: Thats 15 mulla in naira. So can P Square get their money back? grin
That is 16 million nt as stated by u.
Celebrities › Re: OJB Responds To Juliet Ibrahim Questioning His Kidney Transplant Cost by andyanders: 4:40pm On Jul 03, 2013
I think he got it wrong here by responding to whatever interview as regards to what the lady stated.
In as much as there are other costs involved, Coming here also to state that he needed part of the money for maintenance for about a year is just messed up the whole idea for it's need.
Anyway, I wish him well to recover.
Nairaland General › Re: Beware Of Trailer Drivers On Long Distance Journeys by andyanders: 10:13am On Jul 03, 2013
Well, I call them 'Hired Killer'.

Anytime you see any trailer or truck, pull over by the road side and allow them go their way. If you try to say, I have a good car and can drive yourself, just wish the living goodbye as that could be your last on this earth.

Their duty is to kill, hence I call them Hired Killer. They have no sympathy and will beckon on you to come over in front so that they can run over you. So be careful with them.
Politics › Re: Two Convicts To Die By Hanging In Kano by andyanders: 9:56am On Jul 03, 2013
So for them to kill a fellow man that blood flows by hitting him on the head and slicing his throat with a knife is better?
Let them slice their throat also, so that they have same feelings to know if it was sweet or not. let this amnesty go with the white man and not here.
Do they know the heartbreak they gave to the family of the one they killed?

A person will arm himself with knife and kill someone and now start pleading for leniency after his act? Nonsense.
Family › Re: by andyanders: 8:29am On Jul 03, 2013
Pls, never try suicide as you just end up destroying yourself. Delay is not denial as that could be a means of your been alive today. Why not ask yourself question, if you had gotten the admission and on your way to the school , you get involved in a accident and gone, will you be alive today to tell the story?
Just believe in Allah and know that you will still make it in life and eveything will come to pass.
Sports › Re: Uruguay Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup (2 - 1) On 2nd July 2013 by andyanders: 8:59pm On Jul 02, 2013
stagger: We lost once more due to technical ineptitude!

a) Who teaches these players how to tackle with two feet in 2013?
b) What was the goalkeeper thinking?
c) How did the defender get himself drawn into fouling a moving attacker?

Technical ineptitude.
Very good input here. You said it all.You are even better than the technical crew,good point.
Sports › Re: Uruguay Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup (2 - 1) On 2nd July 2013 by andyanders: 8:58pm On Jul 02, 2013
stagger: We lost once more due to technical ineptitude!

a) Who teaches these players how to tackle with two feet in 2013?
b) What was the goalkeeper thinking?
c) How did the defender get himself drawn into fouling a moving attacker?

Technical ineptitude.
Good

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