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Sports › Re: Uruguay Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup (2 - 1) On 2nd July 2013 by andyanders: 8:56pm On Jul 02, 2013
Coach should go to his village and tap palm wine
Sports › Re: Uruguay Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup (2 - 1) On 2nd July 2013 by andyanders: 8:55pm On Jul 02, 2013
Coach should go to there village and tap palm wine
Sports › Re: Uruguay Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup (2 - 1) On 2nd July 2013 by andyanders: 8:54pm On Jul 02, 2013
What you get when you cheat. These 35 yr old men called boys
Fashion › Re: Joshua Agai - A Male Model Releases More Pictures by andyanders: 2:39pm On Jul 02, 2013
I think that's a Mini toy.
Politics › Re: Borno ANPP Chairman Escapes Death As Vigilante Burns Down His House by andyanders: 2:31pm On Jul 02, 2013
They should allow the youths to fish out these animals called politicians and kill them all and I wonder why security operatives should prevent them from dealing with these animals sponsoring Boko Haram. It is ANPP sponsoring them.
Family › Re: Is Marrying My Sister In-laws A Bad Thing? by andyanders: 8:07am On Jul 02, 2013
I don't even pray for my wife to die b4 me. I came to the world b4 her and never pray for her to die b4 me cus of the children.To the subject, I feel there is nothing wrong because the understanding is that the children of the woman can be treated good by the closest family member of the deceased woman than an outsider.
Family › Re: Is Marrying My Sister In-laws A Bad Thing? by andyanders: 8:06am On Jul 02, 2013
I don't even pray for my wife to die b4 me. I came to the world b4 her and never pray for that.To the subject, I feel there is nothing wrong because the understanding is that the children of the woman can be treated good by the closest family member of the deceased woman than an outsider.
Family › Re: If Your Husband Doesnt Touch You Again What Will You Do? by andyanders: 7:52am On Jul 02, 2013
Maybe you smell bad and need to look at yourself to see if you do clean up yourself and getting too dirty.
Family › Re: Woman Kills Neighbour Over Bench by andyanders: 7:47am On Jul 02, 2013
Why fight someone inside her room? That shows that it was under self defense and can only be under manslaughter.
Why should the deceased and the husband invade her room no matter what the problem was? She got killed in the accused room. So be it.
Nairaland General › Re: Caleb Ezemdi Uluocha Is Missing - Please Help! by andyanders: 8:49pm On Jul 01, 2013
Its been 2 yrs and this should have been posted here since then. I pray they find him.
Celebrities › Re: Eucharia Anunobi Preaching & Praying In Senegal by andyanders: 2:49pm On Jul 01, 2013
albacete: To think that everybody swallowed the rumour hook, line and sinker baffles me.

o ye nairalanders! where is thy sense of reasoning. No lectern, no Bible or even a biblical inscription in the background, no picture of congregation and you all fell for this. All for the sake of blogging.
lailasblog has taken you all for a ride, not excluding the mod that took this to the frontpage.

Verdict: OP should be banned and this thread removed for flouting rule 8 (Don't post false information on Nairaland)


Well, it's all about the traffic. In NL, anything goes for as long as it serves its purpose, which is to get audience. The end truly justifies the means.
Good my brother.
This is wrong and as I earlier said, let them show the congregation she is preaching too or post the video. Just to run somebody down here. 85% of people here throwing garbage are even more rotten than the lady in question.

From what OP posted here, this pix is false and the OP will receive his/her judgement if their motive was to run the lady's character down.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: U Think Ur Cool? Post Ur Pic Here Let's Rate. my pic 1st by andyanders: 11:07am On Jul 01, 2013
[quote author=pimp_lucious ]Ok, I know nairaland is a faceless forum and pple might not wanna do this. I particularly I've never posted my pic on NL but damn it, who says I can't? Here we go, if u think ur cool and confident, post a pic here let NLers rate. No need to bash nobody, pls. So Here we go grin[/quote]Sure, you look like one of dem guys that sell Rat poison in my village cus your dressing and your facial look here made me to remember them.

The pix's is as good as those dancers with pot belly. It can be used for rat poison advert. Will send it to the villa to the market square for display.
Romance › Re: I Need My Things Back >:( by andyanders: 11:00am On Jul 01, 2013
MR AKPORS: I have spent money on this bich than even my mama.
I rented a house for her, furnished the house, pay her junior brother's school fees
and when i got in return? she cheated on me.
i caught her pants down, red handed.
Now, i want to get back all i have given her.
Furniture, tv, clothing, laptop, BB, Panties and bras.
I have already gone to uninstall the DSTV satellite dish, and i am planning to go for the rest this evening.
Should i go ahead? angry
You no dey shame? If na me be the girl, I go kill you b4 you even enter the yard.
Celebrities › Re: Eucharia Anunobi Preaching & Praying In Senegal by andyanders: 9:16am On Jul 01, 2013
Let us not condemn her here because the so called pix looks like her past.

Op should be able to substantiate his/her claim of this by posting a video showing her puting on that dress, preaching and the crowd in attendance.

That was her old pix when she was rocking Nollywood. Be careful op and do the right thing by not trying to destroy a person. No one of us is without sin and some people love to use someone's past to want to destroy the person's future.
Family › Re: Pls Help My Mother Is Running Mad by andyanders: 8:36pm On Jun 30, 2013
Please OP. If you can, take your mother to SCOAN and the man of God senior prophet T.B Joshua will assist your family to stand and also give your siblings scholarship. Just have faith. They can even help you secure a job through a new program of job creation started by man of God for youths.
Sports › Re: Keshi Will No Longer Select Players Alone - NFF by andyanders: 6:28pm On Jun 30, 2013
NFF are bunch of fools and need to take their old age and ideas to the dustbin. NFF cannot sit down and think of their old age and allow the coach do his job. Because of this singular game, they want to start their stupid input.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Jonathan & Amaechi In Port-Harcourt by andyanders: 12:04pm On Jun 30, 2013
Jonathan to Amaechi, I will always crawl to know you and as our game plan is to .....
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Money Ritual A Myth Or True? by andyanders: 11:07am On Jun 30, 2013
pinkkystel: Funny enough I keep asking my self, why is it that these native doctors dat do money rituals for people are always poor, even their children. You can never find any successful person from his family. Can't he perform same ritual for members of his family abi him like poverty, u de give person money yet u b poor man
You are right. They know the implication of their action and laugh at the person they are doing it for. They cannot partake in taking the money but to make sure they destroy the person they are doing it for hence at the end, the person start donating their children, wife, mother and anything that has to do with life.
Money ritual exist and those who go into it knows the implication and at the end, destroy their family. Many politicians are into it and other fetish things and draw inspiration from those demonic powers they exhibit. You see most of them having rings on their right fingers.
They all belong to some kind of demonic family.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua And Confed Cup by andyanders: 10:43am On Jun 30, 2013
Segeggs: I just heard TB joshua has predicted spain to beat nigeria 8-0. Annointing now against nigeria?
This is blasphemy. Never say what you do not know
Christianity Etc › Re: Death Dreams, Help! by andyanders: 10:40am On Jun 30, 2013
daviddaviddy: I have been dreaming of seeing myself dead for the past 6 months. I dream and see visions of me being dead multiple times a day. One of my siblings passed away weeks ago. After the death of my sibling, i thought that was what God was trying to tell me. But the death dreams have still not stopped.

Where i live, there is no MFM church, so i contacted one of the pastors in another area, he sent me some prayer Points via email. I asked them via email if i could come for personal prayers and deliverance but they never responded and it's been over 2 mothns now.

What do i do?
That is spirit of death. You need to go to SCOAN and get your deliverance and also get the anointing water. Please, try and get this done. Go to their site and you will get the Prayer lines and call for prayer and counselling
Travel › Re: Nigerians And Fake Accent by andyanders: 9:32am On Jun 30, 2013
apache77: I always hear people say Nigerians who travel abroad always come back with a fake accent, even if its only one month they spend in London or America. Is this true? Do Nigerians try to speak like foreigners?

What i think is that the biggest problem you face the minute you step into obodo oyinbo apart from the cold is your accent. Our accent is so thick foreigners cant make out head or tail what we are trying to say. So from immigration right to your next door neigbour, you struggle to communicate- nobody hears's your type of English. Our slow drawl is a big problem, not just to Americans or british but even to arabs and asians.

The quickest way to be heard is trying to speak like these people (americans or Brits) who cant hear you. Asians and arabs ahve grown up watching american movies and mingling with the Brits, so their ( Brits or American) type of accent is hearable and hence universal-much like the dollar is the globally accepted currency everywhere. So for you to be heard, you a naija boy or girl just stepping into America must speak like them.

Over time, if you stay there long enough, you start speaking like these people and substitute your Naija accent for theirs. Some people manage to retain their naiaja accent and use that when home only to switch to their americana accent when they go back.

Do you agree with me? or there is a more profound reason? Share your thoughts
There is nothing faking here as some people expressed.OP, for real we have a very thick accent of which we have to meet up globally by following with what is acceptable. Even people from the Northern parts of 9ija blend easily than southerners who got very thick accent.

We should understand that we have to grow up and that should not take away who you are. When you are back to Nigeria, you can try to communicate with your folks with the language they will understand.
To me, I speak the accent and cannot go back speaking with the kind of thick accent we got back home.
When you go to the 9ija market, speak the language the common trader will understand.
Celebrities › Re: Mike Adenuga Paid N200Million For A Burial Space In A Cemetery by andyanders: 4:30pm On Jun 29, 2013
If he likes, let him buy a place for 1 billion US dollars. One thing remains that he will rotten and will NEVER remember his wealth again and later face his creator.

When you go to sleep, you are just temporary dead as you can NEVER remember anything you have here on earth until you wake up.

Ask him to try and buy a property there in hell or heaven depending how he spent his life here on earth.

He will end up in either of the two.
Properties › Re: Reasons Why You Must Own Your House by andyanders: 4:24pm On Jun 29, 2013
That is the simple truth spoken here by OP.

In fact, it was my landlord's attitude that motivated me to get my own property and also become a landlord, collecting rent from other properties I put up.
The landlord from nowhere came and increased my rent and as a result, I had no choice than to make a very good move of getting a land and putting a 5 bedroom in-suite with 6 toilets and a BQ.I later found out that it is even cheaper and better to build up your own house if you a willing than getting imprisoned as a result of that beautiful building you rented.
That my landlords attitude has made me to have about 4 properties now.
When you have a stubborn landlord, only then you can start thinking of getting yours.
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya To Yvonne Nelson - I Lost Your Medicine by andyanders: 3:29pm On Jun 29, 2013
Let him grow up and stop all the stup-id words about waist
Politics › Re: Uduaghan Donates N6m To 19-yr-old With Kidney Problem by andyanders: 2:34pm On Jun 29, 2013
Thank God for him and also for God's protection for the governor and his family.
Car Talk › Re: Police Harassing For Driver's License Serial-Number by andyanders: 10:41am On Jun 29, 2013
Lagos Police men are just another branch of trained robbers with official licence.
Education › Re: Female Student Whipped Into Coma In Lagos by andyanders: 10:35am On Jun 29, 2013
Bliss4Lyfe: Make una no vex, but it seems every extra story in Nigeria involves someone from the east. It makes me wonder the level of intelligence and sanity. Wat do dey learn at school.

It is time Nigeria does away with whipping children at school. It is a negative learning enforcement that does nothing to aid the development of children. Actually hinders their learning.(learning blocks)

When some of these teachers have a fight with the spouse, they take out their frustration on the innocent kids.
You are a complete compound fool for calling people from the east. A pig like you and anything that concerns you. Look at your pig mouth.
Go straight to say what and how you feel about the teacher's action and do not bring ethnicity here.
Celebrities › Re: PSquare Donate N5m For OJB's Kidney Transplant by andyanders: 8:31pm On Jun 28, 2013
peteremu: Peter and Paul has done it again,.,, Psquare just Donated 5Million Naira To Save OJB's Life,,,, Wow Cool
[img]http://3.bp..com/-XLVXo5aaxrc/UczbJljivUI/AAAAAAABzeM/JdLTF_AW1Is/s1600/BNzhAePCYAANPox.jpg+large.jpg[/img]
http://www.ogusbaba.com/2013/06/psquare-donated-5m-for-ojbs-kidney.html
That;'good. I can see Mr. Foster the guy that produces at the back of them all. That's great for my people, PSquare .

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