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Career / Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by AndyAustin(m): 8:34am On Aug 27, 2016
Does this explain why I'm yet to receive alert?? Why my bank keep sending me irrelevant info and why the frustrating queue in banks and ATMs?No...I don't think so. undecided undecided undecided
Education / Re: 4 Ways To Graduate With Plenty Cash In The Bank by AndyAustin(m): 8:24am On Aug 27, 2016
You did not add surebet and most importantly, ghost project, textbooks and school fees. Na there the money dey o.
Literature / Re: Pls Review And Drop Your Comments On This Poem (Juice). by AndyAustin(m): 9:32am On Aug 18, 2016
Thanks @ Kruzilano.
Literature / Re: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by AndyAustin(m): 8:54am On Aug 18, 2016
Class Captain....Baba Nla... I dab for you ooo!! I knew this was going to be dope as I saw ur name on the post. Nice and educative one.
Literature / Pls Review And Drop Your Comments On This Poem (Juice). by AndyAustin(m): 8:08am On Aug 18, 2016
There used to be that juice
That made me innocent,
That made me simple,
That made me care.
There used to be that juice
That permeates all about me
Making them tender, naive and soft.
They used to fill my days
And saturates my world...
Though, that world I see now, only when I retrospect..
Of days I smile, laugh with all my hearts,
Of when I still made friends...and more when that circle was with no selection.
There used to be that juice that filled my world
It used to be but now no more.
Sometimes I wonder where it has gone
Sometimes I wonder how it has gone
Maybe with those giving hands, it receded
Or ever since the rising sun no longer met me on the bed.
NYSC / Re: Corpers Distribute Relief Materials In Oproama, Rivers state (Photos) by AndyAustin(m): 12:53pm On Aug 10, 2016
Nothing good as being with liked minded people. This what happens when one is not unequally yoke. Bless you guys!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / The Reality Of Unemployment In Nigeria (pic). by AndyAustin(m): 12:32pm On Aug 10, 2016
I have often heard people talk about unemployment in Nigeria and even many times I have found myself say something about it while discussing with friends, but I never really knew that I had no idea of the height it has mounted to until recently.
Two days ago, in the filling station where I work, an attendant had officially informed the Manager of his leaving i.e. (resignation); according to him, his name had been shortlisted among those who are to come for interview in the Nigerian Navy and would be leaving next week. A signboard was then placed outside notifying the public of a vacancy in the filling station. One of us had wondered if we were going to find someone interested before our prospective Navy depart finally. However, around 4 p.m. that day, the signboard was placed outside and people started coming asking different sorts of question. We told them to come with an application if they were interested in the job. Before we close that day, five envelops were already on the manager's desk. The next day was nothing less as application upon application kept coming. Around 11 a.m, I had to personally turn the signboard backwards in order to cease the influx of applications, afterall it's only one person that would be employed so why raise people's hope unnecessarily? This, surprisingly, did not stop the letters from coming, it only reduce it. Then I realised the ugliness of the situation of unemployment in the country. This, honestly, to me, was shocking because I had just graduated from the University, waiting to go for NYSC come November, 'Is this the society waiting for me...with my high hopes and dreams?' The situation is nothing close to those theories we had in school about unemployment, far from it. It then dawn on me that unemployment in this country is belittled a monkey, of which truly, it is an Alpha King-Kong dealing with people...big time!
One events struck me though. It was that of a man and his nursing wife. They both came and enquired about the job and when we asked them who it was that wanted to work they both replied 'me'. The both started arguing as the man was trying to simmer down his wife who was not listening. The manager, who had being watching from a distance, then walked in and calmed them both. He told the man the job was not his because the salary is too small to cater for a man with family. And the woman too could not do the job because she have little children to attend to, in addition to some customers who often 'talk dirty' especially to female attendants. The man tried to beg the manager but it was not yielding so they both left with their two little children by their sides.
There and then, fellow nairalanders, was when I knew the situation of unemployment in this country has gone-pass-be-careful. Is Nigeria going panya or what?

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Education / Re: I'm In 300 Level With Poor Grades: Advice Needed by AndyAustin(m): 2:14pm On Jul 26, 2016
[quote author=adebrave1 post=47903672]What I can just say is don't let your result in school bring down the potentials in you. I believe you know what you want and what is best for you. Just finish your University first and think better on how maximize your potentials and I'm sure your family members that are putting pressure on you will still hail you. Don't be moved by pressure. Let ''determination" be your watchword. Don't ever give up because of what you're facing now, it should be an opportunity for you to explore and excel.

Meanwhile, just make sure your current result is not worse than what it is now, if you can boost it then "maintain" it.


FOCUS MY MAN

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Everything I would have told u.
Education / Re: Lecturer Asks Students To Submit Notes!!! *pics* by AndyAustin(m): 10:47am On Jul 24, 2016
End time lecturer!

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Celebrities / Re: 2face And Annie Idibia At Campari Event, Take Lovely Selfie by AndyAustin(m): 7:02pm On Jul 16, 2016
fame good oo! We dey drink Campari since oo, dem no see us. Baba God abeg pick up.
Literature / Re: Honest Illusions by AndyAustin(m): 11:44am On Jul 16, 2016
Everly Unique uniport! Nice one bae, u took my back.. down memory lane #Aluu#ps hall#choba and environs....u create ur pictures so vivid and clear.. like real. Nice one.

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Romance / Re: She Stopped Picking My Calls After Her First Visit To My House. by AndyAustin(m): 10:29am On Jul 15, 2016
She won't pick ur call??... mtcheeew!!!! My guy chill and relax, na witch from her village dey worry her. I don't know the kind relationship u both have but so long as na she use her leg waka come just chillaxxx.
Education / Re: 10 Nigerians That Actually Have Two Heads by AndyAustin(m): 10:08am On Jul 15, 2016
omo, na wa o!!! Sey my name for dey here if no be Uniport and those devilish lecturers??!

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Fashion / Re: Lady Wears A Transparent Aso Ebi To Wedding Ceremony, Gets Slammed [PICS] by AndyAustin(m): 10:24am On Jul 13, 2016
Desperado... I no blame her perhaps loneliness is behind this.

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Romance / Re: Present Ranking In Bachelor-hood, Where Do You Belong?(photo) by AndyAustin(m): 10:30pm On Jul 12, 2016
Omo na bachelor 2 I dey ooo.
Politics / Re: FG Begins Talks With PENGASSAN Over Strike Action by AndyAustin(m): 8:56am On Jul 12, 2016
I wonder why this govt must wait till people go on strike before they are given due attention.
Jokes Etc / Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by AndyAustin(m): 4:17pm On Jul 05, 2016
seriously??

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Religion / Re: What Is Your Favourite Portion Or Verse Of The Bible?? by AndyAustin(m): 10:32am On Jul 04, 2016
So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. Psalm 90:12.

My all-time no. 1 Bible verse!
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Has Breakfast With Rev. Jesse Jackson In Chicago by AndyAustin(m): 9:24am On Jul 01, 2016
wizy after singing 'in my bed' 'bombay' couple with the nwababy wey u rock for 'sisi' among others, now na Rev place u go? Not even a pastor. Ohhh! Sule where u dey, come see star boi wey u dey follow!!!
Career / How Far Have You Gone With This Year's Resolution? by AndyAustin(m): 1:47am On Jul 01, 2016
Hi it's new month and this month specifically kick start the other half of the year. Remember when the year began? Majority of us make plans, wish otherwise resolute about life how we want it and or what we want. It seemingly has been a time now...Thank God. Yes it has been a time but then remember those decisions you made at the year's beginning, how far have you gone with it? For me, my resolution included:
1. To boost my account balance to nothing less than 100..
2. To stop from all side chick tins.
3. To get a legit babe.
However, from this point in time, I'm still running to meet up with #1; #2 has God-gracefully been achieved, while for #3 i jus dey on repeat class, no promotion.
Education / Re: How Many Of You Wrote Love Letter In Secondary School? by AndyAustin(m): 12:48am On Jul 01, 2016
very very funny!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by AndyAustin(m): 2:10pm On Jun 30, 2016
Anuoluwaposimi:

Welcome dear ( e no easy to see person family since lautech don full d whole place)
yes oo. unique baby whatsup @ anuoluwaposimi
Fashion / Re: An Old #Beardgang Man Trending On Social Media For Being "Sexy" by AndyAustin(m): 11:44am On Jun 30, 2016
AbbieGee1:
shocked *gasp

Officially added to my crush list #102

This babe u funny die... hahahahah

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Business / Re: 10 Beliefs And Financial Decisions That Keep You Broke by AndyAustin(m): 9:22am On Jun 22, 2016
one of the best article I've read ever on nairaland!!! I for give u 100 likes if possible.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend's Sperm Cleared My Pimples - Woman (Photo) by AndyAustin(m): 10:23pm On Jun 21, 2016
donbenedict:
Lwkmd! I thought they said ladies are supposed to be swallowing it instead

looooolll..... nairaland!!! una no go kill me!!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Witches Protest In Ghana Over Leap Allowance by AndyAustin(m): 9:42am On Jun 20, 2016
rummeh:
Witches even take picture.. I was checking if I would see my ex girlfriend.. Sadly she no dy..

hahahahahahaha..... guy u no well o!!!
Family / Re: "Make Me A Television" - A Thought-Provoking Short Story by AndyAustin(m): 8:59am On Jun 20, 2016
nice creativity. Whoever wrote this piece did a good job!
NYSC / Re: My Interesting NYSC Experience by AndyAustin(m): 10:00pm On Jun 18, 2016
martin92:


I graduated from uniport
unique uniport!!
also graduated from uniport last year buh would be going for service later in this year :batch b '16. Rcs dept...though

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by AndyAustin(m): 9:19pm On Jun 18, 2016
AndyAustin
Religion and Culture
Uniport (2015)
Anambra, or somewhere around East Nigeria .

good day house...
Education / Re: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by AndyAustin(m): 8:38am On Jun 17, 2016
Abibat Mogaji Millennium Senior School (AMMSSA) Abibat Mogaji millennium senior school founded in Agege Everywhere we go let's not forget that knowledge is light Obedience is the first law knowledge is light to be in unity knowledge is light....

Na here ma head know that anthem reach right from time Never knew the ending part.

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Literature / Re: Why You Shouldn't Wait To Be Inspired Before Writing by AndyAustin(m): 11:02am On Jun 08, 2016
You're good. Nice one.

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