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A Reno woman by the name
Marianne Theresa Johnson-
Reddick, born January 4,
1935, died last month,
amazingly, to the relief and
comfort of her children
whom she spent a lifetime
(in their words) "torturing in
every way possible."
Those children, now grown,
marked her passing by
submitting the most chilling
obituary you will ever read to
her local newspaper, the
Reno Gazette-Journal.
Here's the obituary's full text,
culled from Gawker.
Marianne Theresa Johnson-
Reddick born Jan 4, 1935
and died alone on Aug. 30,
2013. She is survived by her
6 of 8 children whom she
spent her lifetime torturing
in every way possible.
While she neglected and
abused her small children,
she refused to allow anyone
else to care or show
compassion towards them.
When they became adults
she stalked and tortured
anyone they dared to love.
Everyone she met, adult or
child was tortured by her
cruelty and exposure to
violence, criminal activity,
vulgarity, and hatred of the
gentle or kind human spirit.
On behalf of her children
whom she so abrasively
exposed to her evil and
violent life, we celebrate her
passing from this earth and
hope she lives in the after-
life reliving each gesture of
violence, cruelty, and shame
that she delivered on her
children.
Her surviving children will
now live the rest of their
lives with the peace of
knowing their nightmare
finally has some form of
closure.
Most of us have found peace
in helping those who have
been exposed to child abuse
and hope this message of
her final passing can revive
our message that abusing
children is unforgiveable,
shameless, and should not
be tolerated in a "humane
society".

There's a pic of him with
Mercy Johnson here because
he finally addressed the
long-standing rumour that
they once had a fling.
Kenneth Okonkwo says it's
not true. But first read what
he had to say about his
sexual prowess. The
Nollywood pioneer told
Entertainment Express:
"I am strong sexually for 24
hours. My wife knows that.
Each time I have an affair
with any lady, she goes out
to tell her friends, and her
friend will end up developing
interest in me. So when I
married my wife, I told her if
she know what's best for
her she should not tell any of
her female friends what we
do behind closed doors or
else she will lose me" Oh
yeah? Lol. He continues
"When I was growing up,
women older than me were
coming for me, right in front
of my mother. These women
taught me a lot of things. I
started kissing at a very
tender age because it was
part of the things they were
doing to me, and I loved it.
Maybe that is why my lips are
red. They taught me how to
be with women. They would
give me their body to play
with so I grew up knowing a
lot about what women want.
Till today, when I am
sleeping with a lady she has
to cum before me. I enjoy
sex more when the women
have enjoyed themselves"
When asked if he ever had
anything to do with Mercy
Johnson, what he said after
the cut...
Asked if he ever had
anything to do with Mercy
Johnson because of the
chemistry between them in a
lot of their romantic movies,
which invovled a lot of
kissing, Kenneth Okonkwo
replied...
"That is funny, and do you
know why? Before Mercy
was born, or should I say
when she was still in
kindergarten, I had already
started kissing ladies in
movies. So she met me still
doing it. Why would her own
be different? When you
match her good acting skill
and my exceptional skill, it
comes out natural and
people would end up saying
is there something going
on? Mercy is like a younger
sister to me. I am close to
her and her husband so it
makes me laugh when
anybody talks about Mercy
and myself in anyway. There
can never be a fling between
a brother and a sister. We
are only professional
colleagues.

Even my ph.d intelligence is baffled

#1-stunner:
Yaaaaaay Uncle Leo Ekeh is on d list!!!! M a proud n loud Ekeh

Na so...famzing at its best

Ashabie: Cnt stop laughing! @ops are u on weeds or what?

no am naturally intelligent. I have ph.d from a renowned university.

cfc: So be it #AMEN

cfcfan?

Stella_Bella: Op. kneel down and close ya eyes.

okay haf don it

Judek2: @op, if you are not an atheist, then what are you?..

what we say is who we are..

Answer to your Questions.. Because the op is imaginery, he doesn't know when he was born, he doesn't know when he will die, he doesn't know where he will go.. He is just a living creature wandering the earth like a wanderer.

Thank you, mr God the judge and know-all

Techwriter: Copy and Paste. I wonder who pasted this garbage in your brain and you were foolish enough to sinker it. Mscheeew!

mr man you must be an idiot. I stated clearly that this is not my work and i am not an atheist. I posted this to get christian counterviews and learn more...ph.d

i was there and i must say it was nice...ph.d

they will say no dime was paid...i am a ph.d holder and i know alot about these games

phyno z overrated...daz all

thats why its better to be self employed...ph.d

how much was finally paid...i know they'll say they didnt pay a dime.

shorting your pocket money to send recharge card to girls....ph.d

An atheist's reply to the questions.

Just look at all ten questions as
an(atheist) intelligent person:
1) Why won't God heal
amputees? Because God is
imaginary, and he doesn't
answer any prayers. Every
"answered prayer" is actually a
coincidence. All scientific
evidence supports this
conclusion.
2) Why are there so many
starving people in our world?
Because God is imaginary, and he
is therefore unable to answer
their prayers.
3) Why does God demand the
death of so many innocent
people in the Bible? Because God
is imaginary, and the Bible was
written by ridiculous, ruthless
men rather than any sort of
loving being.
4) Why does the Bible contain so
much anti-scientific nonsense?
Ditto. Primitive men wrote the
bible, not an all-knowing being.
5) Why is God such a huge
proponent of slavery? Ditto.
6) Why do bad things happen to
good people? Because God is
imaginary and bad things
happen at the same statistical
rates to everyone.
7) Why didn't any of Jesus'
miracles in the Bible leave behind
any evidence? Because God is
imaginary, and Jesus' miracles
are myths.
How do we explain the fact
that Jesus has never appeared to
you? Because God is imaginary.
9) Why would Jesus want you to
eat his body and drink his blood?
Because God is imaginary, and
this bizarre ritual came from a
pagan religion.
10) Why do Christians get
divorced at the same rate as non-
Christians? Because God is
imaginary.
Do you see what has happened
here? When we assume that God
exists, the answers to these ten
questions make absolutely no
sense. But if we assume that God
is imaginary, our world makes
complete sense.
It's interesting, isn't it? Actually,
it's more than interesting – it is
incredibly important.
Our world only makes sense
when we understand that God is
imaginary.
This is how intelligent, rational
people know that God is
imaginary.
Please note i (the poster) is not an atheist but posted this here in order to get your views as christians on these questions and learn more

As Christian what are your counter views to these analysis

1) Why won't God heal
amputees?
2) Why are there so many
starving people in our world?

3) Why does God demand the
death of so many innocent
people in the Bible?
4) Why does the Bible contain so
much anti-scientific nonsense?

5) Why is God such a huge
proponent of slavery?
6) Why do bad things happen to
good people?
7) Why didn't any of Jesus'
miracles in the Bible leave behind
any evidence?
How do we explain the fact
that Jesus has never appeared to
you?
9) Why would Jesus want you to
eat his body and drink his blood?

10) Why do Christians get
divorced at the same rate as non-
Christians?

Further analysis (You can skip it if you don't like reading long write ups)

So here is question #1: Why
won't God heal amputees?
It's a simple question, isn't it? We
all know that amputated legs do
not spontaneously regenerate in
response to prayer. Amputees
get no miracles from God.
If you are an intelligent person,
you have to admit that it's an
interesting question On the one
hand, you believe that God
answers prayers and performs
miracles. On the other hand, you
know that God completely
ignores amputees when they
pray for miracles.
How do you deal with this
discrepancy? As an intelligent
person, you have to deal with it,
because it makes no sense. In
order to handle it, notice that you
have to create some kind of
rationalization. You have to
invent an excuse on God's behalf
to explain this strange fact of life.
You might say, "well, God must
have some kind of special plan
for amputees." So you invent
your excuse, whatever it is, and
then you stop thinking about it
because it is uncomfortable.
Here is another example. As a
Christian, you believe that God
cares about you and answers
your prayers.
So the second question is: Why
are there so many starving
people in our world?
Look out at our world and notice
that millions of children are dying
of starvation. It really is horrific.
Why would God be worried
about you getting a raise, while
at the same time ignoring the
prayers of these desperate,
innocent little children? It really
doesn't make any sense, does it?
Why would a loving god do this?
To explain it, you have to come
up with some sort of very
strange excuse for God. Like,
"God wants these children to
suffer and die for some divine,
mysterious reason." Then you
push it out of your mind because
it absolutely does not fit with
your view of a loving, caring God.
Third question: Why does God
demand the death of so many
innocent people in the Bible?
Look up these verses:
- Exodus 35:2 – God demands
that we kill everyone who works
on the Sabbath day.
- Deuteronomy 21:18-21 – God
demands that we kill disobedient
teenagers.
- Leviticus 20:13 – God demands
the death of homosexuals.
- Deuteronomy 22:13-21 – God
demands that we kill girls who
are not virgins when they marry.
And so on… There are lots of
verses like these.
It doesn't make any sense, does
it? Why would a loving God want
us to murder our fellow human
beings over such trivial matters?
Just because you work on the
wrong day of the week, you
must die? That makes no sense,
does it? In fact, if you think about
it, you realize that it is insane. So
you create some kind of
rationalization to explain these
verses.
Question #4: Why does the Bible
contain so much anti-scientific
nonsense? You have a college
degree, so you know what I'm
talking about. You know how
science works. You happily use
the products of science every
day: your car, your cell phone,
your microwave oven, your TV,
your computer. These are all
products of the scientific
process. You know that science
is incredibly important to our
economy and to our lives.
But there is a problem. As an
educated person you know that
the Bible contains all sorts of
information that is total
nonsense from a scientific
perspective.
- God did not create the world in
6 days 6,000 years ago like the
Bible says.
- There was never a worldwide
flood that covered Mt. Everest like
the Bible says.
- Jonah did not live inside a fish's
stomach for three days like the
Bible says.
- God did not create Adam from a
handful of dust like the Bible
says.
These stories are all nonsense.
Why would an all-knowing God
write nonsense? It makes no
sense, does it? So you create
some type of very strange excuse
to try to explain why the Bible
contains total nonsense.
Question #5: Why is God such a
huge proponent of slavery in the
Bible? Look up these Bible verses:
- Exodus 21:20-21 – God says
that it is OK to own slaves, and it
is also OK to beat them.
- Colossians 3:22-24 – Slaves
need to obey their masters.
- Ephesians 6:5 – Slaves need to
obey their masters just as they
would obey Christ.
- 1 Peter 2:18 – Slaves need to
obey their masters, even if their
masters are harsh .
And so on…
And why do all intelligent people
abhor slavery and make it
completely illegal? You have to
come up with some kind of
weird rationalization to explain
it.
Question #6: Why do bad things
happen to good people? That
makes no sense. You have
created an exotic excuse on
God's behalf to rationalize it.
Question #7: Why didn't any of
Jesus' miracles in the Bible leave
behind any evidence? It's very
strange, isn't it? You have
created an excuse to rationalize
it.
Question #8: How do we explain
the fact that Jesus has never
appeared to you? Jesus is all-
powerful and timeless, but if you
pray for Jesus to appear, nothing
happens. You have to create a
weird rationalization to deal with
this discrepancy.
Question #9 – Why would Jesus
want you to eat his body and
drink his blood? It sounds totally
grotesque, doesn't it? Why would
al all-powerful God want you to
do something that, in any other
context, sounds like a disgusting,
cannibalistic, satanic ritual?
And finally, Question #10 – Why
do Christians get divorced at the
same rate as non-Christians?
Christians get married in front of
God and their Christian friends,
all of whom are praying to God
for the marriage to succeed. And
then they say, "What God has put
together, let no man put
asunder." God is all-powerful, so
if God has put two people
together that should seal the
deal, right? Yet Christians get
divorced at the same rate as
everyone else. To explain this,
you have to create some
convoluted rationalization.

Nonso23: I thought you said it was in aeronautics on one of your other ''sane'' thread?

its a combination course like linguistics and communication studies

My post got people laughing, i must be a legend

Rukemi291: This is the funniest post on NL today. It got me laughing for minutes....

seankay: Anoda crazy man on the loose......


But seriously,dis got me laughing!
#continues bleeping genevieve#

haha bro atleast u had a good laugh. I am a ph.d holder

pimp_lucious :
thnx for making my day

wow she is laughing. I always bring fun

Nonso23: Hmmm... O.P, O.P... If To say na you dey beside me as i dey slice this onions i for slice your neck comot join!!
Imagine nonsensity!! Mtchewww

at ur age ur still poor to the extent that u prepare food yourself...emi omo baba olowo

spongeback: I didn't know Andy blaze created this thread, if not I wouldn't have clicked on it, but since I have let me drop my comment. Dear Andy, Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you a worse advice.

please don't avoid my threads. Atimes my madness dey cure

Danhumprey: Where is Mondi Cheeks Let her come and carry this guy before he go mad finish.

me and mondi are in our mansion shaving armpit hair

Lionbite: Obviously you are looking for the sextape just to fufill your wet dreams. Another sex-addict on the loose

no i want to use it for a research

Popowaa: ;DWhere is Mr Cork,smbdy is trying is claim ur title as the most "wisest" man on nairaland

DOES YOUR Mr Cork have a Ph.d? I Have a Ph.d in Forensics from a well renowned university