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Romance › About To Marry Association Of Nigeria ; Do This B4 U Pay Her Bride Price... by Andyblaze(op):
This Thread is a sole intellectual formulation of the OP, any attempt to copy, advertise or redistribute it would be met with stiff legal action!!!grin


YOU CAN NOW PROCEED 里好年见你真


We The Executives Of 'About To Marry Association Of Nigeria' ATMAN...not ''ATM'' hereby are passing a law to all prospective inlaws that we cannot just be ripped off because we want to marry your daughter. I find it utterly bamboozling and discombobulatedly ludicrous that some families would demand for as high as 5 million naira for bride price. Is your daughter a bugatti coupehuh I heard that 'A Igbo nigerian man can use the money paid as bride price for one daughter to train the remaining 12 children in the house'.
I can't help but wonder why we have to pay such a huge sum!!! WHYhuh
Family › Re: Child Marriage: Stella Damasus, Sani Yerima Clash On Al Jazeera by Andyblaze: 12:25am On Sep 06, 2013
Child marriage is not that bad
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Was Disvirgined By My Best Friend!!! Should I Marry Her??? by Andyblaze(op): 12:23am On Sep 06, 2013
koastar: @Op, With this kind of feeling, you will be suspecting your wife of cheating on you with your best friend anytime you see them together even if there is nothing between them any more. On another note, there may be possibility of them rekindling their affection towards each other since they now see frequently. That's why for me, I don't date any girl that has dated anybody close to me- either friends or family- it's a hell NO!.
Exactly! u understand me! i would easily get paranoid when i know how the past panned out
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Was Disvirgined By My Best Friend!!! Should I Marry Her??? by Andyblaze(op): 12:22am On Sep 06, 2013
Monicasque: if it was before your relationship started there is no harm sugar
Yes it was. thanks monique, watch out 4 my next thread in 4 minutes
Jokes Etc › Re: The Bragging Uncle /MUST READ\ by Andyblaze(op): 12:18am On Sep 06, 2013
U love my tori?
Travel › Re: Thread For Nigerians In Tahiti by Andyblaze(op): 12:49am On Sep 05, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]cry cry cry[/quote]Give me a shorter version of your name
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Was Disvirgined By My Best Friend!!! Should I Marry Her??? by Andyblaze(op): 12:46am On Sep 05, 2013
demelza: Dude pack it up, you're crazy
Crazy in love with mondicheeks
Romance › Re: Is It Right 2 Have Sex With A Married Woman?? by Andyblaze: 12:37am On Sep 05, 2013
Yes. if she pay
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Was Disvirgined By My Best Friend!!! Should I Marry Her??? by Andyblaze(op): 12:36am On Sep 05, 2013
2goodbobo: Op what sort of dumb end time tins guy are you?






My friend be a Man n forget about who disflower her or not. That was all in the past. Just the way you have a past so she does. If she is a good girl and you love her, go ahead and marry her. *he without "past" should cast the first stone*
But anytime i am nacking her the tin my bestfriend face is what i'll be seeing, and i'll be feeling remnants of his penis in her vagina
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Was Disvirgined By My Best Friend!!! Should I Marry Her??? by Andyblaze(op): 12:31am On Sep 05, 2013
spookem: yes..dump her
go and marry the one you disvirgined
i've disvirgined so many. how do i choose?
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Was Disvirgined By My Best Friend!!! Should I Marry Her??? by Andyblaze(op): 12:30am On Sep 05, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]This is annoying I swear. Which kin thread is this na?[/quote]Bros, plz u have to help. i just can't imagining my self socketing my odogwu inside what my bestfriend teared. i really love her though but i'm having psychological traumas. please advice nwanne gi
Jokes Etc › The Bragging Uncle /MUST READ\ by Andyblaze(op): 12:17am On Sep 05, 2013
Unlike most posters in this section, my jokes are original and copyrighted jokes formulated by me. Please take note, any attempt to reproduce,copy, reprint or redistribute this joke would be met with stiff legal action.
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I was one of the smallest boys in my class in js1. Often we were bullied in class but the bullying could not be compared to what 'Odogwu' the man who lived on the road did to us whenever we were going home from school. He would beat us and take anymoney we had on us.
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One day he beat me so hard i cried back home and my uncle asked me 'what the matter was?'
'one bully beat me up' i replied.
'WHAT! Who is that!?' my uncle shouted.
i explained to him and angrily while shouting about how hard he was qonna deal with odogwu we set out for odogwu's place.
My uncle kept ranting and with his back facing odogwu's house he was not aware when odogwu stood behind him. he turned a saw a tall huge man.
'brother beat him' i acknowledged my uncle.
but lo and behold my uncle faced odogwu and said..''bros abeg u get matches, i come to borrow am''
Was it funny? DUH I dont care bout yo ratchetass opinions grin
Romance › Re: How To Make A Man Happy!! by Andyblaze: 12:04am On Sep 05, 2013
demelza: grin Women.... What will the world be without them?
More peaceful
Nairaland General › Re: Why Is This Phrase "End Time" Popular Here On NL by Andyblaze: 12:02am On Sep 05, 2013
Because we are in the end times, PERIOD!
Romance › Re: Ladies Will You Give A Man Money To Pay Your Bride Price ? by Andyblaze: 12:00am On Sep 05, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]error where grin[/quote]granting your requests
Travel › Re: Thread For Nigerians In Tahiti by Andyblaze(op): 11:59pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]oluwadamilola mondichukwu eneola chinda grin[/quote]grin Chinekemeh visa computing systems says ''ERROR!''
Politics › Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Andyblaze: 11:58pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]wot?[/quote]Do u want to come abroad?
Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Must Dump Their Boyfriend If He Does This... by Andyblaze(op): 11:56pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]cheesy cheesy lol[/quote]That shows how much i love u shey?
Romance › My Fiancee Was Disvirgined By My Best Friend!!! Should I Marry Her??? by Andyblaze(op):
I just discovered that my best friend disvirgined the girl i'm beginning to take as my wife to be. My friend also told me they used to date in ss1 and that was when the deed was done. Am confused, should i dump her or go ahead...
Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Must Dump Their Boyfriend If He Does This... by Andyblaze(op): 11:52pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]how is ur sugar mummy cheesy[/quote]I have dumped her 4 u
Romance › Re: Should You Trust A Girl With Two Phones by Andyblaze: 11:35pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]fair enough. Now do it grin[/quote]here on nl?
Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Must Dump Their Boyfriend If He Does This... by Andyblaze(op): 11:34pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]smiley[/quote]Will u dump me when i become rich?
Romance › Re: Should You Trust A Girl With Two Phones by Andyblaze: 3:47pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]post your picture and address to prove how much u miss me?[/quote]Will u luv me 2 wen i do this?
Romance › Re: Should You Trust A Girl With Two Phones by Andyblaze: 3:45pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]shocked cheesy andy is this true?[/quote]erm lets talk about another thing
Politics › Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Andyblaze: 3:29pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Im in Nigeria without papers. Who will marry me for papers? I can cook and clean[/quote]huh
Romance › Re: Help!!! I Am In Love With My Friend's Mother! by Andyblaze(op): 3:25pm On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=190-the-clown]tongue tongue[/quote]my boss
Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Must Dump Their Boyfriend If He Does This... by Andyblaze(op): 3:14pm On Sep 04, 2013
Monicasque: and what happens if he does all this when yols r already married do u divorce him?
Yeah it is justified under such conditions

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