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This Thread is a sole intellectual formulation of the OP, any attempt to copy, advertise or redistribute it would be met with stiff legal action!!! YOU CAN NOW PROCEED 里好年见你真 We The Executives Of 'About To Marry Association Of Nigeria' ATMAN...not ''ATM'' hereby are passing a law to all prospective inlaws that we cannot just be ripped off because we want to marry your daughter. I find it utterly bamboozling and discombobulatedly ludicrous that some families would demand for as high as 5 million naira for bride price. Is your daughter a bugatti coupe I heard that 'A I can't help but wonder why we have to pay such a huge sum!!! WHY ![]() |
Child marriage is not that bad |
koastar: @Op, With this kind of feeling, you will be suspecting your wife of cheating on you with your best friend anytime you see them together even if there is nothing between them any more. On another note, there may be possibility of them rekindling their affection towards each other since they now see frequently. That's why for me, I don't date any girl that has dated anybody close to me- either friends or family- it's a hell NO!.Exactly! u understand me! i would easily get paranoid when i know how the past panned out |
Monicasque: if it was before your relationship started there is no harm sugarYes it was. thanks monique, watch out 4 my next thread in 4 minutes |
U love my tori? |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks] |
demelza: Dude pack it up, you're crazyCrazy in love with mondicheeks |
Yes. if she pay |
2goodbobo: Op what sort of dumb end time tins guy are you?But anytime i am nacking her the tin my bestfriend face is what i'll be seeing, and i'll be feeling remnants of his penis in her vagina |
spookem: yes..dump heri've disvirgined so many. how do i choose? |
[quote author=Mynd_44]This is annoying I swear. Which kin thread is this na?[/quote]Bros, plz u have to help. i just can't imagining my self socketing my odogwu inside what my bestfriend teared. i really love her though but i'm having psychological traumas. please advice nwanne gi |
Unlike most posters in this section, my jokes are original and copyrighted jokes formulated by me. Please take note, any attempt to reproduce,copy, reprint or redistribute this joke would be met with stiff legal action. . . . . . . . I was one of the smallest boys in my class in js1. Often we were bullied in class but the bullying could not be compared to what 'Odogwu' the man who lived on the road did to us whenever we were going home from school. He would beat us and take anymoney we had on us. . . One day he beat me so hard i cried back home and my uncle asked me 'what the matter was?' 'one bully beat me up' i replied. 'WHAT! Who is that!?' my uncle shouted. i explained to him and angrily while shouting about how hard he was qonna deal with odogwu we set out for odogwu's place. My uncle kept ranting and with his back facing odogwu's house he was not aware when odogwu stood behind him. he turned a saw a tall huge man. 'brother beat him' i acknowledged my uncle. but lo and behold my uncle faced odogwu and said..''bros abeg u get matches, i come to borrow am'' Was it funny? DUH I dont care bout yo ratchetass opinions ![]() |
demelza:More peaceful |
Because we are in the end times, PERIOD! |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]error where [/quote]granting your requests |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]oluwadamilola mondichukwu eneola chinda [/quote] Chinekemeh visa computing systems says ''ERROR!'' |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]wot?[/quote]Do u want to come abroad? |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks] lol[/quote]That shows how much i love u shey? |
I just discovered that my best friend disvirgined the girl i'm beginning to take as my wife to be. My friend also told me they used to date in ss1 and that was when the deed was done. Am confused, should i dump her or go ahead... |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]how is ur sugar mummy [/quote]I have dumped her 4 u |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]fair enough. Now do it [/quote]here on nl? |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks] [/quote]Will u dump me when i become rich? |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]post your picture and address to prove how much u miss me?[/quote]Will u luv me 2 wen i do this? |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks] andy is this true?[/quote]erm lets talk about another thing |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Im in Nigeria without papers. Who will marry me for papers? I can cook and clean[/quote] ![]() |
[quote author=190-the-clown] [/quote]my boss |
Monicasque: and what happens if he does all this when yols r already married do u divorce him?Yeah it is justified under such conditions |
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[/quote]Will u dump me when i become rich?