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1. The football fans during the France Vs Germany game all moved into the pitch amidst fears and tears as explosions rocked the gate J of the Stade France and 3 bodies already found outside the stadium 2. The french president been escorted out of the stadim . Amazing how such a bombing took place so close to the President despite security
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Right now ISIS just posted a photo on twitter with the face of one of their notable terrorists who was killed beheading the French President. Right now dozens of the people at a theatre are been held hostage and the police is about to break into the theatre which is a big risk as the hostage takers will react by killing the innocent people in the theatre but it has to be done as the terrorists are already killing the hostages without talking to any. The attacks were calculated, and planned well across various areas of paris so that the police will be divided and not focus on one area to decrease their efficiency. Also there are current reports more shots are been heard around Paris but they are unconfirmed. |
The network reported there was a hostage situation at one
of the three sites where shootings took place. BFMTV said
the ongoing hostage situation was at a theater named
Bataclan. There was a lockdown at the Stade de France due to possible explosions, according to French media. President Francois Hollande was at the stadium, watching France playing world champions Germany in a friendly soccer match, but he left to go to the Interior Ministry. Police were outside the scene of one of the shootings, a restaurant in the 10th District. Lylia Melkonian, a reporter for France 2, told CNN the neighborhood has many restaurants that were packed with patrons. Melkonian said authorities were evacuating the area. A witness told BFMTV that firefighters were on the scene to treat the injured. In early January of this year, two gunmen attacked the Paris offices of the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, killing 12 and wounding 11. Said and Cherif Kouachi wanted to punish the magazine for the publication of cartoons that they believed mocked the Prophet Mohammed. The Kouachi brothers two days later were shot and killed in a standoff with police in Dammartin- en-Goele. Amedy Coulibaly, an associate of Said and Cherif Kouachi, attacked a Jewish grocery store in Paris, taking more than a dozen people hostage and killing four. Coulibaly had killed a policewoman the day before, on January 8. Coulibaly was killed when police stormed the kosher market. Cc :lalasticlala |
(CNN)—Dozens of people are reported dead after a series of what appear to be coordinated attacks across Paris late Friday. A hostage situation is continuing at a concert hall. CNN will update this story as information comes in: • One of the explosions at the Stade de France outside Paris appears to be a suicide bombing, a Western intelligence source receiving direct intelligence from the scene told CNN's Deb Feyerick. A dismembered body, consistent with the aftermath of an explosion from that type of device, was found at the scene, the source said. • Traffic on several subway lines has been interrupted following the attacks, the Paris police prefecture reported. • At this hour, there is no credible or specific threat in the United States, according to a U.S. government official. • French President Francois Hollande, in an address to the nation, said he had declared a state of emergency, meaning borders will be closed. "We have to show compassion and solidarity and we also have to show unity and keep our cool. France must be strong and great," he said. • The Paris prefecture of police is instructing residents to stay home. The prefecture said via Twitter that people should stay inside "unless there's an absolute necessity." • French authorities have launched a terrorism investigation, Eric Pelletier, a reporter with Le Pariesien, tells CNN Paul Cruickshank. There has been no official claim of responsibility, though ISIS has applauded the attacks on Twitter, Cruickshank reports. • "This is an attack not just on Paris, not just on the people on France, but an attack on all humanity and the universal values we share," U.S. President Barack Obama said at the White House. He called the attacks an "outrageous attempt to terrorize innocent civilians." • At least 60 people have died in the attacks, CNN affiliate BFMTV reported edition.cnn.com/2015/11/13/world/paris-shooting/
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Abeg make nobody fight here oo... I dey think whether to update tonight or tomorrow morning |
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I could not believe I was about doing this, about building a fountain of her juice around my lips and decorating my tongue with her natural wetness mixed with my oral wetness, I could not believe I was about doing this to someone I was meeting for the first time...but as a BadMan, I had a reason. I definitely had to atleast get 30 minutes of pre-intimacy so the 2nd dosage of TM would be digested and get potent, I went down and I placed my tongue on her labia lips and began licking them in a slow manner and she just lay there but she no sabi say the boy na pro. From the labia area I come move upwards towards her cl!toris and then I licked the outermost flesh of her cl!t, and that was when she moaned again and then I started licking while breathing softly on it, with each thrust of my tongue I increased the pace and as I began licking fast she began to moan...omor the babe get RINGTONE oooo! Choi, it was afternoon and the lodge was quiet but her moans were getting louder and I didn't stop the fast tongue play on her cl!t and then I place my lips on her most sensitive region on the clit and made my lips take a round shape and then I sucked at it...and OMG she threw both arms across my head and pressed my head against her honeypot, I released the cll!t then I sucked again, and began sucking fast and she began to moan louder with each suck, I felt her juice drip onto my lips and down unto my chin but I no send.... I kept the cunninglingus going for over 15 minutes as I occasionally finger-ed her while licking at the cl!t or used my finger to make fast rubs on her clit and I could see her eyes change with passion as she reached a heightened state of climax. I made to kiss her on the lips but she pushed her head away, choi..."So this babe no want kiss me again because of her own juice wey don full my lips"...I thought of such hypocrisy... Then she pushed me to the bed and climbed ontop of me and I felt I was about to be the recipient of the best horseride ever but she grabbed my boomba and spitted on the tip, and with the tip of her tongue she began to lick at the tip and cap of my boomba, my fully erect boomba had lost some of its erction but was not flaccid... Then she began to suck...suck...suck...she went down to my balls and swallowed it both in her mouth while her soft palms stroked my boomba... This went on for roughly 10 minutes as she occasionally went back up to lick at my nipples while I also fingered her from below and then I felt the drug must have been dissolved and I lay her down on the bed while he parted her legs, her pinkie wet honeypot hungrily breathing at me and as I made the move to go in........my semi erect boomba began to go weak and back to its natural sleeping state.... "What Tha!!!" I thought to myself, I better not allow this babe notice this, I went upwards and started sucking her boobs while I stylishly rubbed my boomba against her thighs in a bid to get it up but then it wasn't working, I pulled her hand towards it to stroke it but still it was still sleepy and then she told me "put it in"..... Her words stung me like the bite of an angry bee, as I knew it could not get in while flaccid, I held it straight and started rubbing the head on her honeypot yet the slippery-ness couldn't wake it... "Which kain experiment u dey do na? Please put it in" she requested with passionate hunger in her voice. I no sabi how I wan use fall my hands by telling her the thing no wan stand...and at that moment I started feeling dizzy, my eyes had this strong urge to close itself... What was happening to me, could it be that I had gone overdose on the tramadol....................the babe was getting impatient and once again said "put it in naaaa"............................................................ |
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I am a Ghanaian and I don't even feel insulted by this...why ![]() BTW, OP its 'comity' |
TheSonOfMark:Thanks bro... |
Boomba Master is still anticipating his new song dropping tonight Also check out this hilarious thread below.... www.nairaland.com/2730606/shocking-experience-girl-nairaland....must-read |
doctorEkene:Thank you sir... I do scriptwriting for some nollywood movies so its nothing for me lol |
CherishedIma:Lool calm down |
[size=16pt]This isn't as hilarious as what you'll find in the thread below-----------[/size] www.nairaland.com/2730606/shocking-experience-girl-nairaland....must-read |
doctorEkene:Lol u never chi chum chin |
Johnnoah1st:Lol I no call any name oo |
As my hands were moving against her fat butt, she pushed me off her onto the bed and looked as daring as a hungry tiger at me and then threw her lips back on mine, I tried to caress her hair but she held my arms back and pinned them to the bed before she started kissing me once more... "Don't touch me", she said slowly in a sensual tone...I nodded. Then she used her tongue to draw an imaginary line from my lips down to my navel and started coming back upwards before she stopped at my nipples and began licking around it, I felt a strong urge so I tried to use my hand to hold her head tight against my breasts but she pushed back my arm and slapped me on the cheeks and I smiled.... She sucked on my n!pples and went down towards my navel and licked on it...then she went down and unbuckled my belt and as she pulled down my trousers my boomba shot out with great speed as it had been released from a tight cell for so long...she pulled down my boxers and there were we...2 hours ago, all clothed up about to not ever have sex again and now all in our birthday suit...I felt she would place her lips on it but she came back up towards my lips....then I remembered I had just taken 100MG of TM, with the way this babe was treating me, she would be a hungry lionness in bed so I had to be at my best...so I started thinking of how to swallow another half to make it 200MG, I wanted my ikenga to be at full strength without vomiting its natural juice for hours...my ikenga was already at full strength but no, I wanted to be more sure... I then pushed her back onto the bed and went back to her nipples, then I slowly went down and I as approached her waist region I said "some nigerian guys actually do give head" and she smiled and then I spread her legs..."Close your eye for this surprise" I requested. She closed her eyes. Then I moved away from her, picked up the half tramadol tablet on the window and threw it into my mouth, then I picked up the juice and used it to swallow the drug then I poured some drops of the juice just above her 'honeypot' and as she was opening her eyes to see what I had dropped on her, I quickly placed my tongue on the juice to avoid any suspicions and then slowly dragged the juice with my tongue down towards her honeypot and as my lips met the top of her cl!toris, she let out a soft sound of ectasy................................................. |
Like a fastforwarded clip, I rushed straight towards her and as our bodies met she place her right hand against the back of her hand while both of my hands encircled her body and rested just above the top of the towel on her back as our lips met again, I kissed her like my life depended on it and she moved her hand over and over again on my head and down to my neck sending my muscles into spasms of sexual pleasure and next thing her hands when down to my belt region, I felt my pants were about going off but she pulled my shirt and singlet at the same time up off my body and I stylishly used my chest to roll down the towel off her body...and it fell down and chest to chest, her hard n!!ples pressed hard against my chest and I lowered my chest region to make our both n!pples meet each other and as my hard n!pples met her's, she let out a soft moan and then I went lower and encircled my tongue against her n!pples while my other hand cupped her other breast... She pressed my head against her nipples and then I began to softly suck it, then I licked around it and used the tip of my tongue to tease her again and she pressed my head against her n!pples once more and I sucked voraciously this time around, she pushed me with my head held tightly to her n!pples and lay me on the bed and tried forcing her whole breasts into my mouth, I stopped using my hands aas leverage as I expertly used my mouth on her nipples while I rubbed and romanced her back and started going down towards her butt and then I groped one of her thick ass cheeks...still wet from the bath and soft and so much of a contrast as it was so cool against my hot palms due to the blood rushing fast through my brains, veins and groin...... |
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Once we got to the lodge I opened the door while she still stood at the verandah, I walked in but she didn't come in too, my roommate was laying on the bed...I told her to please come in but she said I should remember what she told me, I codedly bent beside my roommate on the bed. "Oboy comot na? The babe no comfortable as u dey here" "Andy my belle dey purge me I no sure say I fit comot oo", my roommate's words were like a dagger in my heart. "Come, u dey craze?"My voice got higher. "Guy u wan shout?" He looked threatingly at me. "No na" I mellowed down. "U suppose understand the package na" Then he smiled. "I just dey pull ur legs joor. See wetin conji dey do u"...with that he stood up, took his bag and told me much to the hearing of the babe that he would be going home that he'll be back tomorrow. Wheeew! I heaved a sigh of relief and as he walked out, the babe came inside...immediately I padlocked the verandah protector lock and locked the door also from inside.. "Let's take this juice" I tried to make her feel at home once more... "No oo, andy u wan kill me, see my belle..." With that she raised her top revealing her sexily protuded tommy. It was devoid of hairs and the way the my brain is naturally programmed, my boomba kicked..."Lemme finally go and use the bathroom abeg" She walked into the bathroom and immediately I texted my roomie that he should make sure he doesn't return oo..then straight I went to my opera mini and googled "how much dosage of tramadol is good before sex to avoid PE" and results filtered in including those of a thread on nairaland which STFUareyougod, thesonofmark, falconey, all showed their expertise on Tramadol matters but I needed oyinbo suggestions not nigerian so I went to a US health forum. There I saw a lot of comments on how 200 milligram is the best for a starter and how it delayed PE. I saw also that doctors prescribe TM for those with severe pains there and how some took 50mg daily and by 3 weeks they found out they were lasting like 15 minutes more than they naturally lasted even without the TM...chai I swallowed only half of the TM, which is 100 MG, maybe it won't be enough oo, I needed to swallow the other half to complete it 200MG and as I was about buzzing another friend on whatsapp to ask if 100 mg will be enough I heard water splashing against the floor.... I calmed down and tiptoed towards my bathroom, the door was slightly ajar and fro a little space I saw her in the shower, the water went down from her neck and adorned her shapely brown buttocks and my boomba was at full stretch now, I tiptoed back to my room and took my phone to see if my friend had replied...whilst I visited other web pages with TRAMADOL articles, I was still engrossed in the pages of my web when I heard her steps behind me....I turned back....... There before me was this babe, her hair packed, her eyes redhot with passion as she was rocking nothing else but my towel tied across her body, her thick thighs were looking damp and fresh and all I could muster was a smile as we both walked towards each other..................................................... |
Lol u dey mad misspicy: |
We just enter the eatery, I form form gentleman pull out one seat for her for a empty table... "Hmmm this people's AC is 100 volts, I hope I can manage with it for long oo, where I normally eat is kilimanjaro at Aba road, there AC is 300 volts its the type suited for my skin" My jaw drop inside, come this babe sabi form rubbish atimes oo, I thought to myself as I was about asking her for what she wanted before going to the counter to make my order, which one come be "volts" for measuring AC and moreover wetin concern me with her skin and how e dey relate with coolness, afterall she no be lightskin babe sef, and if na so she for no fit dey for my room na afterall until light come fan sef no even dey on...anyway sha I no gats keep quiet so I come say "yeah their AC is not that cool sha, its like the type I normally experience when I enter local flights in nigeria, international airlines and flights are way cooler" before I go wait to see her reaction to my own "bobo" I asked "so what would u wanna get started with..?" "Get me one plate of fried rice na, and chicken normal normal" "Which drink would u love" "Get me anything cool" Okay immediately I go counter order for 2 plates of fried rice and chicken and extra chicken then I collect one bottle of smirnoff ice and 1 bottle of fayrouz... Back to my table, we started eating, gisting and getting to know more about each other, occasionally when a song was shown on the plasma which hung directly opposite us she would talk about how she loves or hate it and also talk about the flaws in it, I gotta admit she was quite a good critic... We don eat finish I check time...it was about 1:20pm...we had spent over an hour in the eatery then it was time to go, she reminded me of the takeaway and I went back, bought a box of pizza, her takeaway and one packet juice like that...then I playfully told her "we would eat the pizza at my place oo " as we were walking out of the eatery. "Hmmm, this guy shebi I told u I'm going home after this" Taaaaah! Ur papa, u wan chop almost 10k for my hand yet I never finger kitten sef? I told her "babe come on na, I've told u am sorry abt what happened, let's have a great day together na, remember this is just phase 1 of our flexing oo, we go still flex again" I enticed her... Like say na juju babe come mellow oo, come tell me say she no just know why she wan give me 2nd chance, say make I make sure say that boy for my room leave before she go even sitdown this time around...omor as she talk my my boomba kick inside trouser, "hmmmm this na natural libido abi TM libido" I thought to myself. Sharp sharp I held her hand while she held the items from the eatery in the other hand and we started walking down the path to my lodge again...I knew the TRAMADOL had dissolved by now so definitely I was gonna reap the rewards of my spending on that kitten by the time we got into my room. The kind nacking I carry for mind ehn chai, if only she could sense it she for don jejely shake her big yansh dey go after we eat...................................... |
flokii:I never become kitty slayer until I actually slay the kitty ![]() Maybe I'll write someday |
"Hey! Wetin u dey here dey do na? I think say I don warn u about this kind life? Carryover no mean say ur life don end na" I immediately shifted focus back to my roommate. "Oh my gosh andy, who is this guy, thought u told me we were alone here" the babe was visibly upset and turned back and walked towards the room. Choi...my roommate don spoil my choppings...I was lost for words as the babe picked up her phone from the bed and looked headed for an exit and as she was walking towards the door my roommate opened his mouth to speak for the first time... "Please, I meant no harm, I didn't know andy was expecting someone, when I came in here the room was empty so I went straight to the toliet, I wasn't pooing, just sitting and thinking about the carryover I just got in a course" "You're a bloody liar" the babe retorted. "Why did I even trust someone I met online, so andy u and ur roommate planned to use me as your porn movie so he can eavesdrop and watch when you make your moves...ughh such kids!" I tried to explain to her that I wasn't in on any of this but d babe no gree, my roommate was behind stammering "sorry..am sorry" as he dey talk the thing dey pain me more sef....the babe then turned to my roommate and told him he's a liar that she's been in the room even before I went out so it was never empty and then my roommate said the most grace-saving thing of the day.. "When I came in the room was empty and I headed straight into the bathroom, I actually heard a sound from the kitchen, garri spill sound and I thought it was andy so I didn't bother to talk or check, it was when I heard andy's voice coming from the room and then a feminine voice that I knew he probably had a female visitor over and I didn't know how to come out anymore, I thought the female voice was one of our neighbour's so I've been waiting for her to leave before I come out and then u came and found me in the bathroom" My ears could not believe that such a demonic roommate had come up with such an excuse and explanation and the look on the babe's face when he talked about the sand of garri spilling showed that she was feeling guilty and was probably considering not putting much blame on my roommate or suspecting him of hiding there to watch afterall she actually was in the kitchen..."choi! After today escapade I go beat my roommate for messing up but I go still praise am for coming up with such an intelligent excuse... But the babe although looking seemingly beaten, still stood her ground and said she was going, I looked at my roommate with anger blazing through my eyes like coal as she signalled me to go after her with his own eyes, omor na there another thing enter...the babe don walka out of my verandah dey walka towards my lodge gate to comot na I follow her start to dey beg am say am sorry for such embarrassment, she come dey tell me say no be me be the problem say wetin dey vex her be say as we dey kiss if to say her mind no tell her to go bathroom maybe by now somebody else for don use her for viewing pleasure and maybe video am sef" I could sense in her voice that she wasn't happy but that she wasn't pushing me off forever..I continue to dey follow am dey tell am say make we go back na, say I go tell my roommate to leave say d guy no be my roommate sef say na just person wey come squat with me for sometime. The babe say wetin I take her for say I want my roommate to comot so wetin go happen kwanu... As I don dey try convince am for road we walka sotey we reach the front of the fast food "Jovit" na I see say no way, next thing now go be her stopping a taxi and going back na I'm I drop the bomb..."Okay sweetie even if u have to go atleast I promised to flex u, let's go into this eatery so atleast I can make sure I kept up my promise and make sure your belly has a goodtime" Immediately her steps halted, she turned and smiled at me "andy you're such a darling oo, much more a darling than a clown as ur online life suggests" for my mind I say ur papa.. "I don't really feel hungry sha but let's go inside and eat"she added..."I hope u will also get me some takeaways ooo" I tell her say dat 1 no be problem.... Make we first enter d eatery from there I must convince am to go back my lodge with me and I look my watch it had been 15 minutes since I swallow the tramadol, I go try delay her inside the eatery for atleast 1 hour 30 minutes so incase we go back my lodge I go enter straight to "kpekus" before another demon go show...who knows this time around one of those cats always walking in our ceilings at night might fall into the room ..................................................................... |
Emperortj93:I dey come |
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.. I sure say you pop her cherry... bad guy