Family › Re: I Am Really Praying For My Siblings And I To Do Well! by Andyblaze: 12:20am On Nov 22, 2015 |
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Romance › Can You Lie You've Never Done This To Your Mother? (PICTURE) by Andyblaze(op): 8:33pm On Nov 21, 2015 |

Lalasticlala u no do am?
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Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by Andyblaze: 11:34am On Nov 21, 2015 |
Danhumprey: smh. you never change abi?  So u mean say I no fit go India at all?  |
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by Andyblaze: 12:21am On Nov 21, 2015 |
Danhumprey: lol. 
where you sef been dey? Went to india oo for something |
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by Andyblaze: 9:04pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
Danhumprey: I still dey around. just not active as before.  I been think say u don go syria join ISIS |
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by Andyblaze: 5:25pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
Danhumprey: my man! how far? I dey ooo...where u run go |
Romance › Re: Is Mr/miss Nairaland The Only Contest/competion On Nairaland? by Andyblaze: 1:29am On Nov 20, 2015 |
Russelemily: dat z not hw 2 approach ppl u dn't knw, bcoz u dn't knw if i'm handsome or not. lol |
Romance › Most Beautiful Chick In Africa Flaunts Her Long Legs While Running (must See) by Andyblaze(op): 1:22am On Nov 20, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 10:17pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
Mckayzee: Abi some guys threatened your life.. No lie lol no |
Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 5:02pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
Due to certain complications I had to take a halt...finale will be tomorrow...
Sorry for the wait
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Politics › See What The Current Petrol/economic Condition In Nigeria Has Caused..hilarious by Andyblaze(op): 4:43pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
 Due to current economic/petroleum conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Cc: lalasticlala |
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by Andyblaze: 3:46pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
MrCork: ...Ladies be honesst. .who would u choissse on a good say:
A. A rich homebase rich guy wit tribal mark as usuaal 
B. A rich homebase guy wit ther usual pot belly 
C. Educated homebase guy wit 10 degree & 4 PHQ (or woteever) 
C. Or jusss the Orddnary london cute hand some fine cute romatic claasy sweet good gentle lovable guy like me who drives ordnary £28,000 (cash) Range Rover spot! 
..mature contriebutions pls!!  My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. |
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Romance › Re: Still The Richest Guy On Nairaland.. . by Andyblaze: 3:40pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
No matter how smart you are
you can never convince
someone stupid that they are
stupid. |
Education › Could This Be Why ASIANS Are Ahead Of Others Technologically? (PICTURE) by Andyblaze(op): 11:01pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
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Romance › Only The Sharp Guys Will Understand This.....( PICTURE ) by Andyblaze(op): 3:00pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
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Romance › You Won't Believe What I Discovered After Proposing To Her....18+ (PIC) by Andyblaze(op): 1:32pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
have proposed to her already b4 knowing she is 37 yrs.
Though she told me. Why i have not ask her abt it was dat
she looks likes sombody who is 25yrs. i want to settle down
by next year and i think it will be very difficult for a woman
at dat age to concieve even to have babies. She is a vry good
person and i love her and she loves me too. she has all i
want in a woman. She has been helping me financially. Pls,
kindly Advice me on what best to do. 
m.naijapals.com/confess.php?start=20
Cc :lalasticlala |
Education › When The Teacher Keep Saying "Keep This In The Back Of Ur Mind" PIC by Andyblaze(op): 12:41am On Nov 18, 2015 |
 Cc : lalasticlala
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Celebrities › Re: Andy Blaze & Airforce1 To Drop A Collaboration Track Soon.... by Andyblaze(op): 8:41pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
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Celebrities › She Walked Around N-A-K-E-D!!! On The Streets, No One Noticed PICS by Andyblaze(op): 11:59pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
A video shows passers-by failed to notice a model who
walked around the bustling streets of Hong Kong na ked
from the waist down .The blonde woman had faux-jeans
painted on to her skin by by body-paint artist Sandra
Bakker, but despite crossing busy roads and stopping at
traffic , nobody looked twice.
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Romance › You Will Not Believe How This Love Story Ended......chai...must Read by Andyblaze(op): 11:34pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
Lalasticlala come n read o
One Summer, a girl moved into the house next door. She lived with
her mother and they were quite poor. Her father had abandoned them
years before. She was new in town and found it hard to adjust.
Although we both came from different backgrounds, she and I got to
be friends. We were not very close friends, but I often visited her
house and we would talk.
The moment I laid eyes on her, I knew she was the perfect girl for me.
Unfortunately, she didn’t feel the same way. She was attracted to boys
who were handsome and confident. It was clear that I wasn’t her type,
so I decided to wait.
She didn’t have any friends of her own to talk to, so she confided in
me. Mostly, she would complain about her life, telling me how her
mother hit her, how the girls in her class were mean and excluded her.
She also told me about a boy she had a crush on. He was very popular
with the girls in school.
As she talked about her problems, I just sat there and listened.
One day, the girl stopped coming to school. As it turned out, it was
because she was being bullied. She told me that one of the popular
girls in school had found out she had a crush on her boyfriend. The
popular girl and her friends would bully her every time they saw her.
She said they even spread vile rumors about her to the other
classmates and they were making her life a living nightmare.
I just kept quiet and listened as she vented her problems.
Her behavior began to change after she entered junior high school.
She stayed out until all hours of the night and began to smoke
cigarettes and drink alcohol. I heard rumors that she was doing drugs
too. She fell in with a bad crowd and was even arrested by the police
once.
Her home life grew even worse and she would frequently quarrel with
her mother in the middle of the night. All of the girls in school hated
her. Someone sprayed graffiti all over her house, calling her horrible
names and saying disgusting things about her. Someone even killed
her pet cat and stuffed it through her letterbox.
Eventually, the girl dropped out of high school. She became
withdrawn and locked herself in her bedroom. She stopped speaking to
her mother and went for days without leaving her room.
She rarely
came out even to eat. She looked pale, sickly and painfully thin. Her
mother took to leaving food outside her door. She would only come
out when she needed to use the toilet or in the middle of the night
when her mother was asleep. It was a miserable life.
I went to see her for the first time in a long time. She refused to come
out to see me and even though I yelled through the keyhole, she
refused to answer. Her mother gave me a bowl of soup to take upstairs
to her. I caught a glimpse of her when she opened the door to take it.
She was pale, drawn, haggard and emaciated. She looked like a wet
rag that had been wrung out.
I went to see her every day. After a while, the girl began talking to me
through the door. She told me how she was constantly fighting with
her mother and all of her old friends had forgotten about her. She told
me how she had fallen in with a bad crowd and went out with them at
night, stealing, doing drugs and getting into trouble. She told me she
was caught shoplifting by the police and she had a criminal record.
She told me how her mother tried to help her at first, but when she
wouldn’t listen, her mother flew into a rage and beat her.
Her life had
become unbearable. She wanted to die and she told me she had tried to
commit suicide many times by slitting her wrists.
Just like the old days, she continued to talk on and on and I just
listened. Whenever she asked for my opinion, I just shrugged or made
some innocuous remark.
As time went by, the girl’s mood gradually began to brighten. She
even decided to come out of her room. It seemed like things were
getting better and the future was looking positive. Her mother broke
down in tears and thanked me profusely.
One day, the girl went up to the roof of an apartment builing in the
neighborhood and jumped off. The building wasn’t very high and she
landed in the shrubbery. That was probably what saved her life.
However, her spinal cord was injured in the fall and she was paralyzed
from the neck down. The doctors said she would spend the rest of her
life in a wheelchair.
When she got out of hospital, I went to see her. She was lying in her
bed, unable to move. She apologized to me over and over and she
couldn’t stop crying. She said she wished she didn’t survive the fall
and told me she was sorry for all the trouble she had caused me and
her mother.
I tried to soothe her and stop her crying, but it’s hard to comfort
someone when they are lying down. I embraced her awkwardly. She
was weeping so much that her whole body was shaking. She couldn’t
even wipe away her own tears.
As I held her in her arms, I asked her to marry me.
She was like, “Really? Are you serious? Me? Really?”
She couldn’t believe that anyone would want her. I had to propose to
her several times before she would believe I really meant it.
She cried
so hard, her tears ran dry. I tried to reassure her and told her I wanted
to marry her was because I had always loved her.
She was the perfect girl for me. She always had been.
Even when she ignored me and didn’t return my feelings.
Even when she was hanging out with a bad crowd.
Even when I had to listen to all her stupid problems.
Even when she became so thin and was hiding in her room.
Even when I told the popular girl she fancied her boyfriend.
Even when I was spreading vile rumors about her to her classmates.
Even when I sprayed graffiti all over her house.
Even when I killed her cat and put it through the letterbox of her
house.
Even now that she is lying there in her bed, small, weak and unable to
move.
Even now I still love her.
You see, she is the perfect girl for me.
Soon we will be married. www.scaryforkids.com/perfect-girl/ |
Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 9:52am On Nov 15, 2015 |
I was thrown into what my kegite friend would call a 'confusional conference'. I inserted a finger in her honeypot and went in deep like I was about to prepare her opening for reception of my banana, she moved her head towards the right side and sighed, I could feel her impatience and I was filled with unease. "Sweetie, are u ready to receive the boomba?" I said to her smiling trying to quench the awkwardness of the silence that was slowly creeping into the act... "Are u going to Bleep or not!" She had no tone of jokes. Chai, omor see where babe dey beg me to Bleep na im I no fit do anything oo, I then told her to give me just a moment.
"By the time I enter u ehn, ur shouts fit disturb my neighbours" I bragged..."Wait let me distract the environment" With that I stood up from the bed, and stylishly using my thighs to block my now shrinked and smaller sized boomba from her view I went towards my home theatre.... "I'll soon get dry oo", she complained from the bed but I ignored. I then plugged in my memory card disk and started playing beg u a Bleep by vybz kartel, I increased the volume to a close to deafening level and acted as if I was doing that so as to avoid the neighbours know what was going on incase she starts moaning. All dis while I kept rubbing my boomba against the smooth structure of the standing speaker trying to arouse myself but it seems my boomba was even getting smaller the more I tried and since my boomba was the "grower" type, seeing it flaccid was something I avoided any babe from ever experiencing.
Choi, music don start I no know how to turn face the babe with my penis still sleeping...I remembered an article I once read online which stated that once u pressurize yourself your boomba might not rise unless u settle down, take your mind off it.....
I said to myself, worse comes to worse if I can't perform, I let her go, then I deactivate my account on this website to avoid seeing the embarrassment of ever seeing her profile again and as I was about turning to her not knowing what to do next to calm her down until my boomba salutes again, there was a loud knock on my protector....
Nna, who come be this naa........
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Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 11:25am On Nov 14, 2015 |
Kingsley1000: That your room mate is an enemy of progress
if i were you,i will just fire him,the guy no get co-ordination at all
ANDY SO YOU FORFEIT YOUR LECTURES JUST BECAUSE OF KPEKUS,what if lecturer gave test/quiz? Kpekus important pass test abeg |
Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 11:23am On Nov 14, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: I Caught Sen. Ben Bruce Enjoying First Class Flight - Nairalanders Help (photo) by Andyblaze: 1:23am On Nov 14, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Breaking News : New Power Minster Announced by Andyblaze: 1:23am On Nov 14, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Behold What Cancer Has Done To Diezani by Andyblaze: 1:22am On Nov 14, 2015 |
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Phones › Re: Etisalat Don Come Again Oo by Andyblaze: 1:22am On Nov 14, 2015 |
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Education › Re: LOL PHOTO: When Ghana Joins The Commitee Of Nations In Search Of Missing Plane by Andyblaze: 1:21am On Nov 14, 2015 |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Terrorists Attacks In France Leave Atleast 60 People Dead...pictures Update by Andyblaze(op): 1:20am On Nov 14, 2015 |
Breaking news : A 100 people have just been slaughtered at the concert hall.
- CNN |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Terrorists Attacks In France Leave Atleast 60 People Dead...pictures Update by Andyblaze(op): 1:18am On Nov 14, 2015 |
Nastydroid: when you turn news reporter U no ask me how I use survive sef for inside the stadium |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Terrorists Attacks In France Leave Atleast 60 People Dead...pictures Update by Andyblaze(op): 12:51am On Nov 14, 2015 |
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