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Rukkydelta:
I really love your topics always got me cracking my ribs with laughter

Thanks, more flesh to your bootay!

[quote author=Rukkydelta post=37593614][/quote]Yes, why?

Ladies don't fool yourself even if your toto game fuego he ain't a real man if he don't murder the kitty and resurrect it just to kill it again. #ifeelbad #shedontknowwhatshemissing #toomanywackniggas #makingexcuses #oneminuteman #fuckboys #sorrynotsorry

Sorry bro

CrazyScientist:
Wow, you bought juice for her, those square ones abi?

Andy ma real G, release another track na.

DONjazzy say make i no release yet

We chill so cool in shoprite. I bought her juice we drink. After d date we go to her house, then me and her play government square in their compound. We have so much fun before my mummy come to pick me up. I also play canterball with her brother.nice date.

Pic below

Most Modelling firms in Nigeria are Just a legal
disguise for prostitution..
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They pose as though they'll give you a career and
make you popular by just posing in skimpy body
wear.
.
This is why most uninformed girls in Nigerian
universities suddenly wana get slim, trim their
bloated bellies and get into squat-and-crunch
sessions... to get the right figure so they can MODEL.
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This is what most of these modelling firms do:
They hire you, make you pose endlessy in front of the
camera in so-called photo tours, make you feel high.

The sad reality is, you will never find any of your
photos in any fashion magazine or on any billboard..
never!
Even aboki that fries indomie on the road will not use
your photo for advert.
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BUT This is what they actually do:
They send you to social gatherings and functions
attended by rich men and guys as ushers.
You are to get hooked with these guys, who will then
pay your firm for services.
Your firm does not need to convince you to do it.
They dont even need to tell you sef.
Your long throat will make you willingly hookup with
these dudes so that you can make money too.
Thats how professional prostitution starts.
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FEMALES BEWARE!
Get informed and make the right choices.
MALES, advice your sisters.


Source : Andy Blaze


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bruno419:
hahahahah Anderson I see u.thats me

Congrats to your bro.

bruno419:
I m happy for this boy

My alma mater
OMG are u in any way Bruno Anyaoha...
This is Senior Meshach

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DIFFERENT KINDS OF POST UME HUMAN BEINGS (FEMALES) YOU'LL FIND IN UNIPORT THIS PERIOD.

1. THE OGBOLOGBOS. These ones have okpolo(open) eyes....They have been in Uniport for donkeys years and they never get admitted. They hv gone through basic, certificate over n over again and their academic fruitlessness are now romancing with futile academic stagnancy. They knw virtually everything about Uniport...u just can't deceive dem BUT they dnt hv the Sacrosanct identity called "MATRIC NUMBER".
2. D'YOUNG SHALL GROW. Hmm these ones have secondary school written all over their naive physiognomies. Their hairdo is either a "lowcut" or "that poff poff thing".They have "Puberty" written all over their frontal and posterior contours. They r still trying 2 acclimatize with the university system...They just walk sheepishly around d school with JambPastQ in their phalanges & Sandals on their feet and admire "Unique students"...in their minds they'r like....."chai...wen am i gona wear dat skirt oo.....chai see dat girl's hair...e no fine...e fine....e no fine....e fine.....e no long.....e long............ah ah watapiiiiiiiiiin?
3. D' BOLOS. Hmmm these ones are modernized "odes"....they don't knw anything and they will never ask Questions.......u'll see them in choba campus looking for ICTC building....u'll see dem at abuja campus looking for U&C bank....and they'll never ask questions. They end up falling prey into d hands of uniport scavengars......Bolos be wise "always ask questions".
4. TUTORIAL MUMUS. These ones circumnavigate from one tutorial class to the other instead of sitting down ti read their JambPastQ. They are specialists at wasting money. hey! mumu go and read on your own. Anything u didnt knw before now is gone. stick with wat u already knw and dnt get ur cranial cavity more complicated.
5. PRAYER WARRIORS. Hmmmm.....these ones are suffering from spiritocratic olodoism and apostolic prostitutionism. They are scalar quantities that go for all church programs with just one prayer point...."Admission". More often than not; they usually end up in brother felix or brother prosper's room and the upward and downward motionism is instigated powerfully.
6. THE LOOKU LOOKU GALS. These ones have the talent of lookery. They will look at you until u feel like subliming.They'r mostly beautiful tho.. Earlier today, a postume lady accosted me...oh! my gush...I revere her for her unprecedented guts...She said hi..(with a sweet dovey sonorous voice) I am Tricia a postUme student. Are you free? can u show me around??i'm kinda new here. For few seconds, I was lost...it was unfathomable and mehn she was damn beauteous. In my mind I was like; Wat if I was a "badt guy"?? as the thought was running through my mind, she broke in and said dnt worry...my spirit said I shud trust you....I fear small sha o ....buh I really enjoyed the company...twas really extraordinaré.
7. OYA SHAKE BODY GALS. Hmmm these ones eh... body just dey sweet dem....they hv no idea wat they came for. They just paint their fish eyes and lips, looking like onitsha masquerades... They just walk to and fro the campus community, with their accentuated anatomical gluteal contours and edges, shaking their behinds in a ruthless mannerism and impulsively craving the testeronal indulgence of the sons of men. They just want to have a Uniport boyfriend by fire, by yansh, by force. UNA GO GET BELLE OOOOO.......
TO BE CONTINUED.......... Goodluck with ur exams all the same. You are all welcome.. but be careful, dem dey borrow person penis and vagina 4 dis jungle o............SHINE YA EYESSSSSSS!!!!

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3coins:
yeah yeah. . .so long. . .how have you been,man?

Been busy impregnating girls around my street

ggrin:
yahoo yahoo

Ur husband handwork

agohmamuda:
Andy Andy. Once again i welcome you. whilst u were away Andy, do u think we had peace?

Discuss.

#BIT G

3coins:
lol,i find myself visiting NL more cuz of andyblaze's return

Wow bro! Long time

Cutehector:
So they neva changed pics since 2 years....

I never change my nairaland dp for over 1 year now

rosy4u:
rihanna spotted wid andyblaze