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 Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 11:00am On Nov 13, 2015 |
moneyhungry:Taaaah I no go silent |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 10:52am On Nov 13, 2015 |
doctorEkene:Lol no vex...na sleep hold me from last night till now... Gist go drop before 30 minutes |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 10:47am On Nov 13, 2015 |
falconey:Badman hafa |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 10:46am On Nov 13, 2015 |
ggrin:Lmao relax ooo |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 12:37am On Nov 13, 2015 |
ritababe:Hahahahahah |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 9:35pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
As her hand touch me I no lie you my boomba was thrown into a state of orgasmic salutation, na I take style adjust myself lie down for my belly dey press d tin for bed, na that time e come dey sweet pass, she then started telling me about how she used to enjoy my posts that year I was active on here and how she had always hoped to meet me and then the bomb!, that she had a crush probably then on me....as she talk reach the 'crush' side na I remember wetin I dey normally watch for oyinbo film...na I slowly lean in towards her face, I no mind her lipstick, sharp sharp I just place my lips on hers na immediately her body respond to the stimulus, I felt her waist twinge and her hand immedately went into my shirt from the belly region, I climbed her but didn't place my weight on her as I put my finger through her hair and continued kissing. Already my ikenga was at full fledged erection but I wasn't gonna be too fast, afterall I never swallow the pill. As I slowly moved my hand into her top and climbed up her top, she slowly pushed me off to stop. "Chai!!! Maybe na this my coarse palm don pain her for body oo,"I thought to myself. "Chai if to say I know I for wash my hand for kitchen dat time, I looked towards my home theatre and saw a satchet of pure water I had left there the night before.... Then she told me I should hold on that she wants to make use my bathroom, ohhhh! Thank God, my mind come relax, she wan go wash up prepare wella probably...ehen this is my chance to use the pure water on the home theatre and swallow just half pill of the 200mg(which makes it 100mg), no time to browse again... Sharp sharp like superman as she walked past the curtain demarcating my room from wardrobe which then led to bathroom, I quickly took out one of the pills from my pocket cut it into half and threw d half into my mouth then opened the water and used it to help the drug down...then as I was about to place d other half and on my window counter...I heard a shout... "JESUS CHRIST!!! BLOOD OF JESUS!!!!" I quickly moved towards the bathroom to see what would have made her shout and what I saw what the most shocking thing ever... Sitting relaxedly on the toilet seat (although not pooing) was my demonic roommate, he had not gone out all this while he had been there waiting for us to begin action so he would probably peep or something... The shock on the babe's face was second to none and as she faced me, I knew I had to come up with an explanation of whom it was that had been in the bathroom all this while and what he was doing there........choi see Gobe..................... 25 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 9:02pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
For my mind I don already plan say I go talk say I no see the socket but as I open door, the room was empty, immediately I went towards my home theatre and my phone was still there, ohhhh, thank God, my phone still dey, argh argh, where the babe na? Then I heard a sound come from the kitchen, I nervously called her by her moniker her on nairaland and the sound came out more hurriedly and I heard something like waterproof sound too, as I was about opening the kitchen door she opened it from inside, "ah ah andy, u can lie oo, u said u want to buy socket but all the sockets here are working na" Omor e just be like say them reformat my brain as her statement caught me offguard, what if she knew I had gone out to pop a sex enhancement pill, chai but as a sharp guy wey I be and a professor of Lie-metrics I quickly told her I wanted a round hole socket for a blender I wanted to buy since all d holes in the kitchen socket are rectangular...hmm...but I was wondering if truly that was what she went into my kitchen to check..then my eye caught something at the corner of her lips, something white and tiny but I paid little attention to it as she then walked past me back onto my bed...I followed her and then I picked up the glasses and headed into the kitchen with them, this was when I discovered that my cupboard was slightly open, I put hand inside for my garri waterproof na I see say my garri open, chai this babe hunger don kill am sotey she enter my kitchen dey chop my garri raw as I comot...then the worst, I looked at the floor and beside my jerrycan was a black nylon bag, inside it I found 3 sardines and 3 indomie packs..I check my cupboard back, my sardine don short by 3 and my indomie carton too...choi!!! See criminal and hunger babe I don go jam... But kitten must be taken so I maintain as if I never notice anything, as I come back to the bed, na I lay beside her and we started gisting about nairaland, how seun has a crush on tonto probably, how falconey and his group dey always bring up misogynist posts, how many guys dey use fake female profile from there I bring up the topic of funny monikers, I first of all mentioned the moniker "borntofuck" so that codedly the conversation go enter sexuality section so that from there I fit dey near the "kpekus matter" We don dey talk talk talk, enter talk of pre-intimacy and how naija guys no dey ever do am well, I refuse say some guys sabi am wella, na she ask me if I sabi give woman head..... Ewooooohhhh and ewwwww! If na my babe maybe but this new catch I no fit abeg..who knows wetin she carry down there na I go use my mouth, I stylishly say maybe, that she should probably see for herself and she called playfully slapped my shoulder and smiled as she called me "naughty andy"................... 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 8:38pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
"Errm, sweetie lemme go and get something for the kitchen" I said to her. "Hmmm, hope u don't want to buy foodstuff oo, me I don't eat at guys place oo", she replied with a tone of finality. "We're eating out" Hmmm see this one, "no oh, I want to buy a socket for the kitchen. Will be back soonest" then I smiled at her as her reciprocation of the smile showed her approval of my desire to leave. In my mind I still dey wonder, how come this babe dey feel so free with me "an internet pal" I had hoped to kpansh her before 3 days but the ease with which things were taking place was keeping me skeptical...she no dey even fear whether I wan comot go bring my guys make all of us fire her...well...make I go fast for my mission... "Guy, you be bastard ooo" I shouted playfully at Sunny as I met him at the same spot. "Hahahahah, my guy u dey mad oo, see as ur boomba stand for yansh wey dey inside cloth, na ur babe be that?" Sunny asked. I explained everything to him and then I told him I don't wanna fall my hands that I need something safe to swallow, and he suggested TRAMADOL..."mehn oboy I never take dat thing before oo, and all the chemists no dey ever gree sell am for me, dem dey say dem no get am" I explained my novice status to him. He laughed and told me that they all have it but that they sell it only to coded niggers like him say make I no worry, when I grow beards dem go de sell am for me. "You papa" I retorted and really I vex for that talk inside my mind. He then led me to a chemist and told the man at the counter that he wanted tramadol, the man ask how much own and he replied 100 naira. Sharpaly, the man bring one red plastic wey contain 5 tablets of 200 milligram each. CHOI!!!! This same man wey dey always tell me say no tramadol...God punish am I thought to myself.... Then we walked towards my gate and I told him I don't know how to use it oo, he then told me to take 2 capsules of the tramadol which is 400 mg but that I should make sure I don't 'enter' until 2 hours time so that by then the drug would have dissolved in my body. Mehn 12noon too far oo, I hope she go stay till then...I asked him if he was sure and he said yeah and then I quickly bought pure water and as I was about to pop two tablets and throw into my mouth he told me to wait..."Oboy u say u never take this thing before?" I said yeah..then he told me to take just 1 tablet for the 200 milligram rather than 2 so I can control the effects...as he talk that thing I begin doubt everything. I threw the pure water away and decided that when I get to my room I'll use my phone and browse the appropriate dosage for a first timer to avoid premature ejaculation before I go die following this warri talkactive prescription.... With that I put back the tablets in my pocket and set for my room, little did I know I was in for a shocker....... 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 8:20pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Make una no vex, I go update soon...been busy doing something |
| Career › Re: 7 Ways Low Income Earners Can Make The Most Out Of Their Earnings. by Andyblaze: 2:18pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
| Romance › Is A Girl Who Does This Every Man's Dream Girl? ( PICTURE ) by Andyblaze(op): 1:08pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 12:49pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
mazizitonene:No fear... Chiokike is your muscle  |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 12:20pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
mazizitonene:Yes oo...I never even do my hardcover..na dat 1 dey disturb me now |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 12:14pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
cherrybrown:She was viewing as at last night...but she gotta be rest assured I aint disclosing her identity. |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 12:11pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 12:10pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
mazizitonene:Na defence hold me too oo |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 12:03pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Annapecky:Tanchu |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 12:02pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
mazizitonene:Hehe...so u sef dey my group |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 12:02pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
flawlesRebirth:I go pluck out ur eyes oo |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 11:47am On Nov 12, 2015 |
NadiaSA1:Lol Madam I hail o |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 11:41am On Nov 12, 2015 |
flawlesRebirth:Chai...no na...that time I no see u naa 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 11:27am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Choi!!! Sunny don fall my hands! Which kain Warri idiot be this, how he go shout this kind of thing for road sef? I quickly stole a hateful glance at him and ignored him and then as I moved towards her side once again, I awkwardly wiggled my legs as I walked beside her to hide the little man standing at attention. I just dey pray for my mind make e no be say she hear wetin dat guy talk..omor to be hotblooded youth no good oo, any small thing oga go stand wan embarrass you...as we reached my door in the lodge, she complimented my lodge, In my mind I was like "wait till u see my sweet scenting and well furnished room" then I remembered my demonic roommate, chai I hope dat boy no dey wear that his 'I was white' boxers oo...then I held the door's handle and opened it...my roommate was no where to be found but his schoolbag was still in the room..I was happy that finally the guy left, I felt an urge down my groin, and this babe no help matters, as she just enter my room she threw herself on the bed...choiii, see freedom, a thought rang in my mind.......... "Come this babe like bed ooo, for 80% of her nairaland DPs she dey always lie down for bed and all the beds dey de for different room, be like she be cheerful giver ooo"...I come dey form holy boy I no fit sit down again for my bed, I asked her what she'll like to drink and she said "remember u're flexing me wella today oo, this one I'll drink now is just a prelude to the main flexing, I don't eat at guy's place so we'll go to that fastfood at ur junction..but for now just give me hollandia" hmmmm so finally this babe serious for this flexing, I think say as she don gree come my house direct no need for outside flexing again, I think say na kitten and boomba flexing we go dey chaii...and this babe all her comments for nairaland she go dey talk say she no dey depend on guys for money or upkeep, say she spends her money on herself and even recently she talk say the car she use snap na her own sef but na taxi she carry come my house...chai nairaland babes and packaging sha..the one wey been dey vex me be say her moniker sweet for nairaland but she no fine that much for real but omor she set die, the yansh and bobbie size na d type wey must make preek stand...her face get spots but for her DP here no spots...camera360 why  But that was not the koko, I went to my fridge brought out 2 glasses and one big hollandia, "arrghh I don't like this blue one oo, don't u have the red one?" She asked. "Ooh, strawberry flavour?" I went back to my kitchen and brought another hollandia, this babe upon all her packaging no sabi the names of hollandia flavours sef, na by the colour she sabi am, if u no take time maybe na for AIT news adverts she carry sabi how to pronounce the name sef...come here dey form porshe for nairalanders. I poured into out glasses, and as we took our first sip, nepa bring light..chooi!! GOODLUCK!! No no..BUHARI, thank you. This your government dey really give us better power supply! Ehen when e be time to nack the kpekus no need for heat, As I remember kpekus, I remember how she use lie down for my bed immediately she enter my room, chai..this babe go strong wella oo, my preek dey stand naturally fast fast but this kain babe natural kpanshing no go good. I need supplements before I go fall my hands cus if I no perform nect time when I boast for nairaland say I dey nack for 1 hour she go quote me with emoticons like And then I made the biggest mistake of the day so far 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 11:02am On Nov 12, 2015 |
"Hey andy am at alakahia junction ooo" her sweet voice was reminiscent of her moniker here, her moniker had something like either "pretty" or "cute" attached to it..."chai oboy the babe don show for junction ooo" I announced to my roommate, immediately his countenance changed, he looked nervous and unsettled, that was more like it. My roommate wey no get morale for where babes dey na im come dey say he wan stay for room wia me n babe dey, d guy no dey fit talk if girl dey around us for our lodge sef, with the look on his face, I knew he would run out of the room with one excuse one the babe came...I slid my feet into my nike vans and brushed my head quickly and rushed out to go pick her up,..."oboy better comot before we return oo, unless u wan be cameraman for the kind of porn flick wey me and this 'sasha grey' wan shoot ooo"....that was my final parting shot to him as I went to meet my first 'catch' from Nairaland..."God please may I not be Catfished", I thought to myself, "may the babe be as fine as that one Sleeknick took photos with in Akwa Ibom" As I reached the front of a fast food called "Jovit" at alakahia junction I called her and before I could say "hello" I heard a sharp highpitched voice ring out "Andy! Andy!"...I turned and behold was this figure 8-esque chocolate beauty, she was adorn with a very short fitted pink mini skirt and a white crop top, the top looked familiar, everytime she change DP on nairaland na always that white top she dey wear, especially for her 'bed' pics, e be like the space around the neck and chest region dey always help her expose her 'goodies'...I smiled sheepishly as all words had run out of my head as I walked towards her, I opened my arms and she concurred with an embrace, "wow u look more prettier in person" was all I could mutter...she laughed and said I should stop mocking her, I told her I wasn't, then I led her down towards the path that led to my lodge as we talked trivial things and I occasionally let my comic side make her laugh and feel more comfortable although I gotta admit I seemed more nervous than her, seems she was a pro in meeting up males for the first time. She no even fear whether I wan use her for rituals, she just dey catwalk dey shake her heavy yansh.. I occasionally slowed down to let her walk in front so I could lustfully glance at that yansh in tight skirts and before I know my guy wey stand for front of nairabet office shout "Andy, oboy u don dey look yansh, see as ur prick wan tear ur trouser!........." 28 Likes 3 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Controversial Maheeda and Davido after sex romp by Andyblaze: 10:52am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Lol |
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AndyBlazePenis:LMAO! I don craze sha |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 10:34am On Nov 12, 2015 |
flawlesRebirth:Wat did I does na? |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 10:24am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Cc : lalasticlala Take this to the front page na...for more followership and fun...its indeed a true and interesting experience. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 10:22am On Nov 12, 2015 |
As my alarm rang by 6.00am I quickly jumped outta bed and went to bath and brush..my roommate was like guy. "U get early lectures?" I told him no that I was expecting a shima I met online. My guy look me like person wey don dey craze, 'oboy u still dey do online hookup?u go enter trouble ooo'...I was like "taaah forget that thing, my hands sound, wida the babe wey wan put me for trouble na..nothing dey happen joor"!...I then told him about how I PMed her the day before yesterday and how she took her time to reply but how she finally agreed to come visit me in school.."U no sure say she be hustler, nairaland get some coded oloshos wey dey pose like normal babes oo, but their dp na only their breast dem dey show wella, na dia packaging to attract customers ooo..make u no go flex olosho with over 5k inside school today when u go easily get the kpekus for her arena for 5h ooo".....he had a point, but I refused to be discouraged. True true, her DP for nairaland she lie down for bed but she pop her breast up from her top but still I take am as normal thing..... I sent her a msg on whatsapp as at about 6:20am..."How far today"..."Fine, call weneva u need me" she responded almost 3 minutes later...arrghh so this girl sef dey awake, hmmm maybe she sef dey anticipate me wella oo, na im make she wake up early too, maybe she dey wash up n prepare wella to meet me I thought...then another thought ran across my mind, what if truly na nairaland olosho, what if she was awake at that moment because she had had an all-night client...chai...God FOrBID! Around 8, I called her to start coming, na I beg my roommate make he dey go school, my guy say he no get lectures, I shout "thunder fire your papa" u no sabi guyCode? U no need get lectures to go school in this situation, u suppose go out joor so when d babe come she go dey act freely and no react negatively wen I wan make moves...nna the demon for my room say NO! He no dey go anywhere, say him too wan see the babe and he wan see how I go use dey talk to am, CHAI!!! My worst fears, I hate scoping babes in front of other guys, I'd be nervous that if I Bleep up the guy go use am against me later use yab me, or if the babe no agree now, wen she go he go begin yab me say my own na to invite babe when I no fit do anything sef.... "Chai guy okay I go cook thruout this week, if u just comot", I pleaded. "Where u want me to go, I no get class today"..the demon no gree for my deliverance. Oboy oya when she come u go hide for inside kitchen.. "Taaah"..the demon still disagreed. We don argue like this for about 45 minutes when my phone rang... It was the nairaland babe... 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 10:13am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Morning.... |
| Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze(op): 12:35am On Nov 12, 2015 |
rexkexmilan:Madweed >> Barsaloner 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Shittu Assumes Duty, Says ‘every Naira Budgeted Must Be Accounted For’ by Andyblaze: 12:34am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Change is here... I found something more shocking here -www.nairaland.com/2730606/shocking-experience-girl-nairaland....must-read |
| Romance › Re: 12 Things Men Do That Make Women Fall Deeper In Love by Andyblaze: 12:33am On Nov 12, 2015 |
I hear u I found something more shocking here -www.nairaland.com/2730606/shocking-experience-girl-nairaland....must-read |
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