₦airaland Forum

KillGod:
Crazy things like this is why I'm an antinatalist.

I just can't bring myself to exposing my children to all the nonsense.

#stopbreedinglikerabbits
#antinatalist
#antinatalisim

They will not hear, they feel shitting babies is an achievement.

Port Harcourt? The ritualist town? Over a week? Missing? If you know you know.

Maybe we wrong a divine entity and it placed a curse on us never to agree with each other. If only we can agree to disagree 90% of our problem is solved but they are divine forces at play.

Hmm, that year for unn, they set exam for all lecturers for the school, they come paste the result for school notice board, over 100 the highest na 30, o boy see mass failure, we wan laugh die. Even with their code numbers I still know who fail.

Banditary, the most paid profession, second to tailoring.

Brazilian poles are very long, being in an akward position in a car suspended by that pole can cause cardiac arrest.

Most cowards choose their battles wisely, like the coward above me

If there's a registered book for the dead, Nigeria section go don pass 10000000 pages.

To struggle make money for naija na problem again, once you just hit, get small value then you are a moving target. They won't stop until they bring you down or back to being a broke ass.

All this whites them, knowing that blacks thrive at running, football, wrestling and other physical sport, they patronize blacks to do their dirty work in order for them to stay relevant at these events.

KillGod:
The fact that people in Nigeria still believe you can literally remove someone peepee by physical touching them is a failure on our education system as a whole...

How will people with brains in there head believe it's possible to do so?

There are people in this country still living like they existing in 1945 when the rest of the world is in 2021. I support every of your post to the core.

People believe the most outrageous things without questioning or confirming whatever garage some idiots pitch to them it makes me sick

The only relive I will have at the end of my life is knowing that I never reproduce a Nigerian.

The country is Hell I can't not wish upon my enemy.
This country is not suitable for human existence.
I will never agree to be born in this Hellhole and will never do it to my offsprings ...

#antinatalist
#antinatalisim

I support every of your post to the core.

TheEnygma:
Felix , stop pretending to be a woman.

She's a woman, lives in Port Harcourt

I can't believe we have up to five pages on nairaland of people downgrading and insulting women as if they didn't come from a woman or they don't have sisters, I love women but I also respect them, they are humans too.

Vent7703:
1 year loans ranging from 5,000 to 5,000,000 here

I need a loan of 800k, what are the criteria for me to acquire it.

trueconscience:
Hello.

I got the invite too but my token is 5 numbers, not 4 and I am unable to log in.

it tells me my token is either expired or my test is in the future.

is yours truly 4 digits?

yes it is, if it's on the 29 that's on your invitation then the link is invalid, the digit code is not the problem

officialchikzy0:
Please someone should send the invite for the test here, I want to show someone

Thank you for your application to DCSL recruitment. As one of the shortlisted applicants, you are required to write an online test on the 29th July 2021 in order to pass to the next stage. Use your email and the token provided below to access the page. Please note upon submitting the application form, you will not be able to access the test page again with the same token.


Link: https://www.dcslrecruit.com/online/test

Token Number: 7344

Please make sure to secure your token as token and email match can only be used once.

Kindly report any unethical conduct or request for financial inducement with respect to your application to complaints@dcsl.com.ng

Regards!

The DCSL Team.

Kenmatt:
Read comments and move on if you don't know what to type.

Nigeria is a developing economy, we are at the developmental phase, if any is achieved, it worthes cerebrating.

very fascinating that you have settled for a life of mediocrity, pitiful simp!

Kenmatt:
Read comments and move on if you don't know what to type.

Nigeria is a developing economy, we are at the developmental phase, if any is achieved, it worthes cerebrating.

it's so fascinating that you have settled for a life of mediocrity. Pitiful simp!

Kenmatt:
Read comments and move on if you don't know what to type.

Nigeria is a developing economy, we are at the developmental phase, if any is achieved, it worthes cerebrating.

It's fascinating that you have settled for a life of mediocrity. Pity!

Ayoolamax:
Who tell you say we naija dey modern era, bros we still dey 19th century oooo, if no be so, no be the thing wey we suppose for long we now they do . And u now talk say modern era; infact we still they 18th century.

na true talk be that

kolakolex:
Its simply due to the fact that,people Have suffered a lot as a result of the neglect on that road,due to poor successive governance.

And also due to the fact that in saner climes, projects like these are done by house of reps, senators, councillors, chairman and private organizations, not even the governor.

This will really cut down cost, and they should also reduce price of party aspirant nomination form too, it's outrageous.

The law to generate power privately has trauncated the development of our power sector, we cannot generate power and send to the national grid for it to redistribute again, very wrong.

I don't know why we still celebrate road construction and completion as an achievement in Nigeria in the modern era?

Just at the slightest opportunity they will pick them apart, Trump loyalist a watching keenly.

Unlike north.

Anybody wey do the future is female aka ...... e nor go better for am, truly he'll has no furry than a woman being scorned, let's all pray for her.

One day Africa will be like the lost city of Atlantis or the the forgotten Mayan tribes. Then Tour guides will be pointing to one place in West Africa "there use to live some set of people who enjoys suffering than enjoyment"

Batch A to London to do physical verification
Batch B to DSS to do face capturing and
Batch C to Benin republic to swear affidavit.

PataAlhajaKeji:
Scientific/Zoological names.

Snakes are not plants.

ok o! Mr professor thank you for the correction, by the way, what's the scientific name for snake servant, liger, dragon whale, lochness monster and dandelion. Nor shame o, I dey believe you.

That akward moment you try to pronounce their botanical names but you end up summoning a demon.

What we should have done.