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Crime / Re: Girl Beheaded In Ebonyi, Private Parts Missing by anelka101(m): 3:41pm On Jan 09, 2013
hmmmmmmmm, won get money,but no won work, oga o
Romance / Re: How Do I Deal With Jealousy? by anelka101(m): 1:47pm On Jan 09, 2013
Never insuniate,because its course negative thought,where jealousnes begins

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Celebrities / Re: Sumbo Ajaba To Marry Pastor Adeoye (pics) by anelka101(m): 9:18am On Jan 09, 2013
very simple,make 2face go join choir for the church now, idan sese bere ni

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Health / Re: A 20 Year Old Orphan Is Dying in Luth, Please Help Save His Life by anelka101(m): 9:12am On Jan 09, 2013
God,pls save this boy, and send a helper to him.
God pls bless me on time,so that i can be helping ppl in this shoe.
Get well soon

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Family / Re: Is It Necessary To Call Your Co-workers Aunty/Bros? by anelka101(m): 6:57pm On Jan 08, 2013
no,no,no, you address everybody by name in a corporate organization
Phones / Re: Ascend Mate - Largest Screen Smartphone By Huawei by anelka101(m): 5:50pm On Jan 08, 2013
The Features on my Blackberry is way
Higher than the Features on this
Phone... Piece of Crap!

shutup, blackberry is an ordinary phone,expect the pinging stuff but this one is machine.
Politics / Re: What Is The Present State Of Electricity In Your City/state by anelka101(m): 5:35pm On Jan 08, 2013
why our own area now? sagamu in ogun state, 3hrs per day, at times we will be off for 2days, and fuel is 110 in most of our filling stations here.

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Family / Re: Mom Drives Away With Her 5-weeks-old Baby On Top Of Car by anelka101(m): 1:47pm On Jan 08, 2013
i once forgot my nokia 3310 on the roof of
my car and sped off from Festac to Ikoyi
and it did not fall off till i got to my
destination and if you knew how many
turns, bumps and pot-holes from point A to
point B you will shout 'HALLELUJAH'

haba, all liar shall perish and go to hell fire
Culture / Re: 55 Different Yoruba Hairstyles by anelka101(m): 1:17pm On Jan 08, 2013
i like that shukura, sorry shuku
Health / Re: Nasarawa Conjoined Twins Eventually Die by anelka101(m): 1:08pm On Jan 08, 2013
oh,what a pity! RIP
Politics / Re: Oshiomole Vs Airhiavbere: Judgement slated for TODAY by anelka101(m): 12:48pm On Jan 08, 2013
don mind osimole,he is not that reliable

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Literature / Re: How Do You Deal With Procastination?? by anelka101(m): 1:39pm On Jan 07, 2013
@poster, thanks for raising this topic, cos d
same applies to me...i really need serious
advice on how to stop d silly act.

shotup no be you alone, cant you see its a little problem that affects everybody, if you only want to watch without contributing, who will? and how will we find the lasting solution to the problem

Crime / Re: Cocaine Found On Sunny Ade's Guitarist of 30 Years At Murtala Muhammad Airport by anelka101(m): 3:42pm On Jan 06, 2013
“I played for King Sunny Ade for 30 years before I was unceremoniously retired in 2007.
lets ask from KSA why this man left his band unceremoniously
who knows may be he has done such before he was forced out of the band.
Phones / Re: iPhone Software & Hardware Problems And Solution. by anelka101(m): 3:15am On Jan 05, 2013
is android not part of iphones? comot, olodo, better go and learn vulcanizing
Phones / Re: iPhone Software & Hardware Problems And Solution. by anelka101(m): 3:12am On Jan 05, 2013
is android not part of iphones? comot, olodo, better go and learn vulganizing
Phones / Re: iPhone Software & Hardware Problems And Solution. by anelka101(m): 2:59am On Jan 05, 2013
i cant download on my android again because of low space,the 2gig sd card and the phone memory is full and i need more applications to download.
What can i do?
Politics / Re: Kogi Speaker In Fatal Accident, Driver Dies, Speaker Survives by anelka101(m): 1:39pm On Jan 04, 2013
What goes around,comes around. law of cama.
I beg make i change my tire to avoid accident.

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Romance / Re: What Did You Give Your Partner For Xmas by anelka101(m): 7:54pm On Dec 28, 2012
simens phone with long antenal plus including vodafone sim{old school things}
Politics / Re: Governor Idris Wada Involved In Car Accident by anelka101(m): 7:43pm On Dec 28, 2012
RIP Wada, abi he never die?
90% nigerians hate politician, why?
Politics / Re: 500 Police College Recruits Expelled For Theft, Forgery by anelka101(m): 10:14pm On Dec 22, 2012
i beg someone don kidnap my xmas hen oooooo, who help me find am?
wetin concern me concern NPF. stupid and idiot people
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Is 26th December Tagged Boxing Day ??? by anelka101(m): 9:58pm On Dec 22, 2012
holly mary, the mother of Jesus they try ooooo.
She always born on decembers but you nairalanders are so wicked,by april now,you guys will nail him on the cross and we will be happy that we are celebating easter, coming december he will be born againg
may God forgive u nairalander

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Health / Re: Tele Ikuru Expelled HIV-Positive Mother From Flood Camp & She Died by anelka101(m): 11:40am On Dec 21, 2012
he doesnt worth to be deputy govnor, with all the campaing and rally on HIV/AIDS.
The state should take care of her three childreen.
Politics / Re: Have You Ever Been Slapped By A Policeman. by anelka101(m): 12:14pm On Dec 10, 2012
what will it profit a man to slap usain bolt and run away.
Politics / Re: Lagos Arrests Cart-pushing Yam Sellers by anelka101(m): 12:04pm On Dec 10, 2012
fashola is working,lagos is spoiling, lagosians are suffering. eko oni baje ju bayi lo oooo
Travel / Re: Qatar Airways Crashlands At MMIA IN Lagos by anelka101(m): 9:17am On Sep 30, 2012
I know the tire will get burssted,ask me why?
The piloit was in hurry when the vulcanizer at iyana paja tell him to change the tubeless tire to tube
But because he doesnt want to loose his turn,he z he will come back.
Religion / Re: Is Science More Accurate Than The Bible? by anelka101(m): 5:40pm On Sep 17, 2012
If the Bible says its 6000+, when was the Bible written? If u knw,then calculate from then to now and see may be we will arrive at 4billion yrs according to science.
Romance / Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by anelka101(m): 5:02pm On Sep 17, 2012
She z her father is the leader of Boko H***m that if i tried to Bleep up with her all my family member will suffer for it(BOMB)
Latter i find out that she is from Ilorin she just look like Hausa girl
Is this a lie or treat?
Romance / Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by anelka101(m): 4:56pm On Sep 17, 2012
She claim to be OBAFEMI AWOLOWO last borne and she is just 21yr, Awolowo died in 1987,i beg help me do the calculation
What a big lie

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Celebrities / Re: Robbers Break Into Nkem Owoh’s House In Enugu by anelka101(m): 11:54pm On Sep 16, 2012
Oh sowie sir,and u z no suspect has been arrested so far, what of segun arinze (oju yobo) that urgly thing, i think he should be Number one suspect, he like to they act the role of armed robber in his film
Nairaland / General / Re: Dog Stands Guard Over Deceased Owner’s Grave For Six Years (with Picture) by anelka101(m): 11:41pm On Sep 16, 2012
Oh my God! See grave yard,walai i feel like dying now,now make dey go burry for there, i beg i no want ayepe cementry ooooo.
I mean when i die after i don clock 120yrs
Politics / Re: Policeman Kills Bus Driver For Brushing Patrol Van by anelka101(m): 11:25pm On Sep 16, 2012
Pls nd pls,whener u want to post here,try and gather your informations to the fullest.
1.u z the incident happend in iperu,mind u,iperu is under ikenne local government not remo north local government.
2.u z along sagamu/benni road, the z road is an high way(expres) and its under sagamu local govt or odogbolu local govt. It now depends on where it happens
3. This is the route i pass every day,and have never heard of such since the said date till now.
Politics / Re: Introduction Of N5,000 Note: Nigerians Are Wasting Their Time – Sanusi Lamido by anelka101(m): 10:54pm On Sep 16, 2012
Haba sanusi, i think wht he should have done in the 1st place is to educate us on the benefit the 5k will do us, but he has refuse do that,it means he sceleton in his walldrop as per the 5k.
Mind u,ur tenor will soon be over
Old idi**t

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