₦airaland Forum

I met this guy on naira land. Both of us were jobless at that time because we are both always on nairaland. We started by commenting on and quoting each others post. One thing led to the other we exchanged phone numbers and arranged to meet up at shoprite. On that day he got there before me, waiting at the car park. When I arrived I was expecting to meet a black average simple young man. Instead I met a very very handsome humble mix race guy.I was blown away. He was so into me. We settled at a restaurant, catch up on a lot of things, got to know more about each other, we had something to eat and drink etc....he saw me off to my car and we kissed and started dating from there until I found out he dates men as well. He is bisexual. That ain't cool with me I dumped him at once. Love disappeared. Now am single and waiting for the right man...

E get the kind of story weh person go read finish shit go begin catch person. This na one of such stories. Abeg I wan go shit...brb!

frainc: taaa
You better return that small boy you KID-nap (as husband)
No bi him say make you wast those years oo

Beside, the time wey u disvirgin
Dem never born the boy


#returntheboy

ha ha ha ha return Wetin?Ha ha ha ha naira land no go kill person for laugh. Ha ha ha...dem dey return husband? Ha ha ha

I Dont call, but I often send messages to them through baba God. If I see anybody weh wan die soon, I go package some techno phones give the person make e give my grannies for yonder. so that we fit dey communicate regularly through phone and dem go also fit register for nairaland.

dridowu: =N=600M , haba no be small money. July 11 is a just a matter of days, with this 9ja judiciary their is every possibilites the matter will sweep under the carpet like every other case involving 9ja politicians

exactly! That is how this case is going to go. Na today True talk.

ibietela2: In this country?

yes na. For eko. I am 55 he is 35. Trust me I Dont look it. We have one daughter she is 9yrs..

I am 20years older than my husband. And we are happy. Although deep down I feel insecure most often but I try to pretend it. Well I just hope he doesn't leave me in future for wrinkle reasons..

A rich cheat of course. I will be using his money to flex younger guys..Wetin be my own? I no send.

Rmd look sick ! Hbd sha

Please am jobless I need this tricks to get work

Ahuitzotl: [color=#1980BC] I haff moni,can i interest you in ghana must go bags??... [/color]

ha ha ha ha..just tell me where to meet you at the bus top and hope u have white hair

Nyako matter again? Pls tell us about body organ snatchers..una remember that time weh, if you visit busy area like oshodi ladies dey grab hold of their breast while men dey grab hold of their manhood to protect am from being snatched ...now back to nyako..he is too old to be going through all this stress. Make himsef leave politics. After all he has made his money..abeg nyako I am looking for a man to take care of. Contact me. I will help u pick your white hair and rub your shoulders to relief all this stress. Please dont forget to bring two big bags of money when you are coming.

Elle780: tell me d story am all ears

ha ha ha you funny...just join me thank God say I still get kidney.

Which kain local mugus be Dis? Why will they burn down someone else's house. Shio! No be osameme killer friend build the house Nah! More so, this osameme death fit be conspiracy. Osameme friend fit don plan with juju man to murder osameme for some spiritual gain. So dem come try wan make am look like accident. Trust no one. Na so my ex friend carry me go her church for night vigil. Not knowing that say she don arrange with some bad people to kidnap me and harvest my kidney. Long story. I thank God she no succeed and she and her gang were caught and jailed....

My dear I believe you because my cousin have told me same thing. Can you imagine, this are suppose to be so-called men of god. What examples are they showing. Na wah!

naijajobspost: Things are happening on camp,most people don't know coz they only come for sevice every month. 99percent of the senior pastors in redeem camp are thiefs.they are all after redeem money.they drive big cars,build houses worth millions home abroad.their children don't school here. Its not what they told us.its what we know.if you come to camp and go to the estate areas,you will witness some.i am sure the guys dad is one of the pastors coz he stays on camp.the redeem university is only for rich people.having collected tithes from average members to build the university.also most of the pastors children in redeem university barely pay tuition.last year,one of the board directors son age 26 or so very popular man killed his wife in the same redeem camp but this was covered coz of press alert,although the guy is still in elewe eran, according to investigations,the guy was having close to 70million in his account ,the money his dad got from projects he got in redeem.redeem keep building lots of houses,big auditorium,and other project giving only the redeem pastors opportunity to take contracts and all became millionaires ,some are even billionaires but you won't know coz they pretend a lot.that's why their children misbehave,they give their children big cars to drive at early age. The funniest thing is these pastors are full time pastors.so it is justifed where the money all came from. Tithes payers,offering, donations,gifts ,grants and many more.

Its high time most Nigerian parents, start establishing good relationship with their children. They should throwaway this strict old school style of parenting, for the world have changed. That way, they will be able to recognise when their child is unhappy, choked with unhealthy peer pressure or has suddenly developed any sort of mental illness and swiftly intervene. Depression over time if not treated can become disastrous to the wellbeing. Let's rule out spiritual conclusion and take it from the face value. Money doesn't substitute love. If you have a good relationship with your child, your child will tell you anything. There you can properly advice your child. I am not judging this unfortunate family but I think there is a break down in communication at some point between father and son. Here are some parenting tips if you want your child to respect you and succeed...

1..be a flexible parent. Allow your adult child to make positive decision for themself and support their choice. Eventhough you are not happy with their choice, you can tactically make a suggestion for them do not enforce it.

2..Never hit your child when they are disobedient deal with the situation constructively.

3..Never lie to your child. Be very transparent to your child.

4.. As a parent, lead by example.

5..Never compare your child to others. We all have different characteristics and unique in our own ways

6..Praise your child's efforts at all time and be very polite to your child.

7..your child is not a slave. Watch your tone of voice, Remind your child less of his shortcomings, do not bring down his self esteem rather sort a way to help support your child to improve.

8..Never ever curse your child, label them or stigmatise them.

9..acknowledge your child's strength and weakness, see through your child, bring out the best in them, appreciate their talent and accept them the way they are.

10..is your duty to protect your child as parents, do not brag about your child in a way that attracts negative envies from others. Keep discreet about your child progress. Disclose it on a need to know basis.

Remember no one is perfect. The world is not perfect. May God grant us the wisdom to be able to bring up our child in a way that they grow to become positive role model to others and a blessing to all. .. Amen.

Today Nigeria... 89% of university degree holder = unemployed.
90% of HND holder =unemployed.
It makes no difference to me. My friend is a bank manager she hold a degree in Edo language... I-M-M..imamadu..is the in thing.

Its pathetic. With all the millions and thousands of naira as school fees. My question is, if they graduate and they get employed how much will they be paid as monthly salary..no matter how rich their parents are the truth is this student must work someday to feel relevant...hmmm na wah!

After death, mad people will go to six feet grave to rotten just as the rest of us who thinks we are sane. Let it be known that a lot of us who parades ourselves as normal sane people are mad without knowing it...eg..una think say koko master dbang normal, Abi GEJ, boko haram, I go die, basket mouth, etc....plus, including me.
YES WE ARE ALL MAD PEOPLE.! Its just that our madness dey different stages which is guided by our ambitions....even the moderator of this post is MAD!

That herbalist and ogboni man should better confess all the harms they have caused others. They should confess to the families of their victims and be prepared to serve the punishment for their atrocities. They must also be prepared to expose their members and patronisers. These way, many good citizens of Nigeria would believe they have truly repented. Not by going to stand at the alter of another ogboni evil man, in disguise of a man of God, to proclaim born again..abegi. Na today?