₦airaland Forum

Why did Nike sleep with a bag of sweets under her pillow?

So she could have sweet dreams.

So why do you think the forum is boring?

do you have any suggestions of things to be done to make it more intresting?

I don't want to register , but i can recommend 4 young and intelligent bright men:

1) Layi
2) Seun
3)Greatpeter
4)Goodguy

Uche how is life with you? are you in school are are you working? Are you married or single and searching or are you single but settled?

ajsalako:
All those men are ex-convicts. The show is part of their rehabilitation.

are you sure of what you are saying!

Welcome baba

Sorry sir! i am thinking not to cause a lover quarell on nairaland!

I am thinking that goodguy should think of me!

I am thinking what the heck is wrong with me!

As long as our ancestors did not know about Christianity, they will not be judged by it! God understands that they were not enlightened.

Hotangel are you aware that they are good babalawo's? They are some of them when people come to meet them to kill , they refuse to do so. the point i am driving at is that at that time, they were people that were naturally good and God will judge them based on their era.

God understands that their era was before Christ came. So he won't judge them the same way he will judge us that existed after Christ came. But note that even amongst us that exist after Christ came , those that have not yet heard the word of God will be judged differently from us that have heard the word!

Seye, well i guess you are right! we may most likely meet in heaven, if we all get to make it!

Sheif, your welcome.

Hotangel, what i heard about madam koi koi was that her daughter died in the boarding house so she moves around to find an alternative daughter. When i was in boarding house i heard she finally found her daughter. One girl claim she saw and heard her saying "eno my daughter i have finally seen you" she woke us all up screaming and praying

I hate .......................... i want to get over the .......................

Love is black in colour!

We mourn because we will miss the person terribly and know that we will never get to meet them again.

Yes Seun, if you believe that in your next life you will be a monkey or a baby, it will work for you!
According to your faith, so be it!

Nothing will happen to them. They still have a chance of getting to heaven.
According to your faith so be it.
What ever you believe in will work for you.

What they believed in then will work for them.

How can one book a sit in oprah's show?

I agree with what vexxy said as regards the 2 bedroom issue. One should be used for an office and the other your room for private moments . As for the rent involved , it depends on were you are located. Internet service and constant supply depends on your pocket. there is no where in Nigeria were you can have constant electricity, so you have to buy a cheap generator and as for the internet service, you know that it depends on your pocket too.you can either get a phone line or subscribe with M-web. All amounts to cash.

what i can really help you with is your bed room!

I will be right back!

Seun i don't really get. Are these men meant to marry these ladies abi date them? please explain futher what she had in mind?

dbosa187:
i'm not really worried if it's a number i'm conversant with. i ain't hurt anyone so i see no reason y i should be paranoid when a strange number calls.[b][/b]

Come on! you mean you have not hurt anyone before? No heart breaks?

This world is crazy!

Guys why don't you admit that you will love your wives to practice closed marriage while you guys can secretly practice and enjoy the open marriage system.

My today is horrible but i am gonna change all that very soon. Why should i be sad over an issue i can and must avoid .

Yes ,we are definitely living in the end times. But no one can say when rapture will take place because no one knows the ways of God.

How else can you explain all the high rates of natural disasters,wars and rumour of wars, famines, high sexual immorality( imagine lesbians and homosexuals marrying ), murders and all the other evils happening in the world?

Seun:
What's sick about it? At least he's being honest! Doesn't that count?

How do you expect a man that has been sleeping with whomever he likes, whenever he likes (before marriage) to suddenly become a one woman man after marriage? Is that really a reasonable expectation? I don't understand how people can condone premarital sex but frown against extra-marital affairs or this seemingly clever idea of open marriage!

You are making small point sha! but like i said SMALL point!

Rufus where are you? please say something to us?

Shantal welcome!

I love your name , did your parents give it to you or is it your yanga name

The name is lovely.

Well i read that article about Will Smith's open marriage. I think his completely insane. I don't want an open marriage .

1) If you keep sneezing someone is gossiping about you.
2) if you cross over someones leg and you don't  get to cross back then the child you will give birth to in future will be like that person.
3)Make sure you burn your cut hair, used cotton bud/sanitary pad, nails etc. If not witches will come around at night and pick them, they could use it to harm you.
4) Don't playfully call people my husband/my wife unless they are actually that. because spiritually you will become married to them and that will hinder you from getting married at the time you should.
5) If you dance to much, appear too sexy( long fake hair, with nails, lipstick ,eye shadows) and beautiful, you will gain the attention of a merman. who will then want you to be his. He will come to sleep with you at night.
6) There name you bear affects you.
7) The best time to pray is at 2pm because that's the time for witches to meet.
If you swallow orange or udari seed it will grow out on your head.
9) Eye pencils, weave ons, eye shadows , fake nails ,roll on, even toothpaste etc are from mermaids. so don't use them.

Love has everything to do with money! a relationship without money is a complete bore! There will be no fun outings, no treats, no presents, no dinners, weekends at exotic/average places etc. If you can't afford to do at least 3 of these things then what exactly will you be doing huh!

Money makes a relationship exciting and funfilled!