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Seun ,as long as you say i am safe, i feel safe.

Okay, will say more tommorrow.

1) Don't shout anyones name in the night or witches will hear and call later. If you answer the witches call, you will die.
2)Don't whistle in the night, it will attract ghost.
3) Don't look at the mirror for too long, or you will see something you didn't want to see before.
4) If you sleep with your legs bent up, you are a witch and that position means you have gone for meeting.
5) If you bend over and look between your legs you will see the people in the land of the dead.
6) Don't sweep out the dirt from your house, if you are sweeping in the night because you are sweeping away your riches.

Should i go on?

I wish people knew their limits!

When i get a call from an unknown number, i pick it up but say nothing immediately. Rather i listen to the voice too determine if i can recognize the voice. If i do, and it's someone i am avoiding i simply cut the call off

but if i don't recognize the voice, i will simply use a sexy, bedroom voice 'hello' please whose on the line?

Our Baba did great!

are we safe?

My favorites are 'I go die' and 'Gandoki'

Please who likes Klint the drunk?

At the moment i am maintaining quite a number of friendships through  on line chatting. We chat about anything and everything!. I have had very meaningful /deep conversations through instant messaging but i noticed that the people i chat successfully with are my  very close friends, family and business associates.

Seun:
My experience was that people didn't take instant messaging seriously enough for any meaningful conversation to take place.

Without sounding one kind, my opinion is that the reason these people didn't take instant messaging seriously,was because they didn't take you seriously/ they had nothing important to say!. It's so easy to chat, you simply type whats on your mind and then a reply made.

So, rule no. one is, chat with those that are of importance to you and you important to them. Example- business associates, tight pallies, close relatives etc.

The lifting of her skirt up and the pulling down of his trouser can also mean another logical thing happened

From funnies.com!

Layi did you think of this yourself? its really hilarious!

That's so funny!

Seun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodguy thanks but no thanks

My yesteraday was just there , i left work early got home, ate and settled down to watch Oprah show. After the show i went to my room and laid down to  flip through a Vogue magazine. I got tired of seeing extra bony models so i flinged it aside to have a nap. My phone woke me up, i got a call from some friend that was in town so i got dressed and went visiting. Met other friends there , we watched some movie and eventually ordered for food that took  over 2 hours for it to be served. I got tired of hanging with them so i left and returned home to meditate on the pending problem in my life.

layi:
I had an aunty who calls her husband "Love". Last christmas 'they' came to my Dad's house (Aunt: Layi, Se o busy?
Me: rara ma
Aunt: Ok, Jo bami lo so fun 'Love' pe mo wa nibi
Layi: Mi o ni girlfriend ma.
Aunt. En en. Mo tigbo. Ok Bami pe Love
Me: Mi o ni se
Aunt: Love ti e ko. Love temi ni mo n so..
Me: Oh! Sorry ma

Please translate to English

Yeap Princess i feel you!

Mine is 83.
So Layi gets to live longer than me

I love sound of music but i only watch it to the part when maria and the captain get married. To me that's where the films ends. I hate the other part of the film, it should not be part of the film.

Thanks hot-angel

My yesterday was Great. When i came back from work i got home to meet some old friends from school and camp. We gisted and gisted and then went out for icecream. While we were at the icecream joint we had these guys seriously eying us despite the fact that the came with some girl.
MEN!
After icecream we went for chicken and chips at southerned fried chicken. we had are fill and went back home. some minutes later i received a called from the guy i am going crazy about, he wanted to hang with ME but unfortunately my friends were around so they had to tag along. we had drinks at British council and then he took us back home.

He kissed pecked me goodnight and my friends were liked  and i was like

I wish  every day will like today!

I love nurses. I love what they do but it ends there!

Emen, i am pleased to meet you! do you know why? because i know where you are from!

Fabian lucky you! where did you get it from?

Layi, i love your post

Skima, i don't know about you but the school i went to, the music room had only drums and flutes. Like you know they are so many other musical instruments in this world but i was only exposed to 2. I don't want to go deep into this matter. All i am saying is that Nigeria limits are thinking and skills.

Are you aware that most successful people in Nigeria today had part if not all of their educational training abroad? They usually come back a better person, mentally, physically and (not sure about spiritually )

Paris Hilton is Beautiful!But how many sequels of her sex tapes have to slip before she gets a clue and stops making them? that means she enjoys doing them. she's a porn star.

Her penchant for acting like an idiot stems from long standing low self esteem.