₦airaland Forum

Issokay...!

Nigeria is the safest and fastest growing economy in Africa.

Tinubu is bringing in Billions of Dollars of Investments from France, China and Brazil.


Let's ignore such news... Let's not demarket the nation.

The time of reckoning is upon us...!

My own is... Let the officiating be professional and absolutely fair.


Let the better team get into that final!

mohbadliveson:
I fear Nigeria might go up in flames if that guy is not freed today

Which Nigeria?!!

They can behead him publicly in front of EFCC office today... By tomorrow, everyone has moved on with his suffering and smiling like nothing serious happened.


Why do you think impunity and disregard for rights of citizens increases daily in this country?!!


These people know most Nigerians will never have sense to unite and stand up for what is right!

Sigh... When they tell you idiots to "Fear Women" by watching your every step around them, una go think say na joke.


Is this not the same guy that got a lengthy ban for spitting on a player during a game in Germany?!!


Oga Lilian Thuram, as a French Footballing legend, you should have raised a better offspring.

Firebox123:
did you know what they found in his car

Don't judge like that

Sigh... Deep down you know you just messed up with those words.

This isn't law enforcement at all!

This is oppression, brutality and use of excessive force.

There are rules of engagement for law enforcement all over the world especially when dealing with unarmed civilians.

This singular act is unacceptable and can cost not just the jobs of these officers, but a huge loss of money in settlement from the taxpayers funds in court settlement... That's in civilized societies.



Let's stop supporting what's wrong and backward, as if we don't deserve better lives.

Let them all defect...!

It's their personal business, which has absolutely nothing to do with the welfare and progress of Nigeria and Nigerians.

This farce we are calling Democracy remains the bane of Nigeria and Africa's progress.

I'm sorry... We have a "Livestock" Minister?!!

As in, a Livestock Ministry?!!

maxiuc:
Efcc has gone to dogs

As in... It's just a shame!

Okay... It's officially bring and position your son strategically to take over from you.

From Tinubu to his underlings.


Issokay!!!

How much have they contributed for local policing and vigilante?!!

Procashtips:
Why do you want to look rich?

Good Question...! The average Negro is so obsessed with recognition and getting praised.


The sensible aim in life should be to be truly wealthy, not looking wealthy or proving to everyone that you are wealthy.

SmartPolician:
State houses of assembly have become incredibly useless. We need to reform this country and shut them down completely.

The House of Reps should checkmate what governors do while the senate checkmates what the president does. That will save states a lot of people paid to legislators who add no value to their states.

Lol... Federal house of Assembly has been useless since Buhari's second term.


So, what exactly did you expect from the States?!!


Nigeria is practically Finished!


At this point, APC can now run the nation anyway they damn well please... This is akin to a Dictatorship.

God1000:
VDM is more of a nuisance, I never liked him and his modus operandis

Being a freedom fighter is good, but that doesn't mean you will insult and disrespect people daily.

People like you just enjoy sounding Politically correct, rather than calling a spade what it truly is.

Same way you keep thinking your pseudo-intellectual political views and approach mean anything to those in power.


There are different approaches to the truth... Quit thinking your approach is the only way or even the right way.


VDM for all his faults, has done far more for average Nigerians than all your politicians, both ruling and opposition, can ever think of doing.



I will never understand what average Nigerians gains from aligning with the powerful and wealthy against their fellow street brothers and sisters.


It's beyond mental slavery.

Banbanna:
His accent though .
If na by speaking some smart English, Sunday Oliseh would have gone places with the Super Eagles.
But e come be like say the guy use his fancy English alongside his poor man management skills take bring SE down to its knees.

Don't mind him... He is more British than Nigerian.

English people wey no sabi coach.

SexyAjiri:
Funny enough, you are actually suggesting that overweight people should consider masturbating! This author clearly has a sense of humor.

But let’s be honest, when you were busy masturbating, were you even eating right? Do you smoke too? You're not telling us the full story.

Yes, it's true that masturbation burns a few calories, but it’s nothing compared to what you burn during partnered sex; roughly 101 kcal for men and around 60 kcal for women.

There are many other factors that could’ve contributed to your weight loss: poor diet, lots of walking, or even your mental state. Think it through, masturbation wasn’t the main reason you dropped weight.

Leave them to be arguing stupidly...! So amusing!

Most Nigerians allow superstition take over intelligence.

All forms of addiction (which includes constant masturbation) drain the mind and distort mental functioning... This leads to impaired daily activities like

Exercising
Eating well
Sleeping well
Poor social activities
Etc.

Psychosomatic ailments can also result leading to physical symptoms which weight fluctuations might be just one.

There are people who masturbating doesn't hamper their mental health nor physical and social activities... Such people are not morally cornered by religion or peer pressure, hence no noticeable loss of physical appearances.


If you are a religious person, premarital sex and masturbating will definitely take a toll on your health starting from your mind.

Okeytech:
masturbation makes you loose weight... Don't lie and deceive others

Lol... There is absolutely no scientific basis for that.

It's not w@nking that drains the weight... It's the mental torture from doing something you are not morally comfortable with.


People who fornicate about don't lose weight... Why should those that m@sturbate?!!

Reason?!! Feelings of guilt that you are doing something that is abhorrent to those around you.

Sigh... The poor window curtains and table cloths.


Well, kudos to the tailor. He or she tried!

ppogba:
Alaye, I am surprised you included Naira Marley in this list.

If the colour of someone's lips is the criteria to pick anyone or identify who smokes, Naira Marley will win without competition.

Abi, you can't remember how NM looks again ni?

Boss, I wasn't even talking or focusing on lip color tbh.

I know for a fact that they all smoke... I was trying to point out there is no clear correlation between people's smoking habits and their pursuit of success.

Kinda miss those military days of Public firing squads... especially for such people.


For all we know, these guys might end up being spotted elsewhere in Africa or Europe depending on their level of influence.


I have lost trust in the Nigerian Judiciary.

AmazingELixir:




Hmmmmmmmmm! Folks are passing through a whole lot.

Feel sorry for her, atleast diswan is self aware and wants better.

Complaining and doing online tears won't solve a damn thing...!

Successful people like Nathaniel Bassey, Sabinus, Brain Jotter, Mark Angel, etc, faced worst things at that age.


The biggest drawback many will face in life won't be unfortunate or poor family background... It is that mental refusal to forge ahead and find your path.


What is crippling some youths today is Mental Laziness... The dearth of ideas and drive to chase excellence, coupled with the inability to leave comfort zones.


Just ask people like this lady how much effort she has put into networking, creating ideas, applying for jobs, hustling, etc, and you would be shocked that they have not even scratched the surface.



Some ladies actually have the sole aim of getting into relationships or marriage as their major way out of poverty and responsibility.

Jagermeister:
She no get job but she can smoke weed

So, what exactly is the correlation between both?!

Did the following start smoking after they got employed or started making money?

Elon Musk
Cubana Chief Priest
Phyno
Burna Boy
Odumodu Black
Portable
Naira Marley
Davido
Wizkid
Etc..

Abi, is smoking meant solely for those working, inventing things, or running businesses?!!

Majesty33:
I swear, she is a chain smoker judging by the very dark lips.

I see... So, the following don't smoke:

Elon Musk
Cubana Chief Priest
Phyno
Burna Boy
Odumodu Black
Portable
Naira Marley
Davido
Wizkid
Etc

bluefilm:
In my own opinion, na ugliness be her major problem

Nah... It's just lack of drive and ambition.

When people who have not put in any effort into hustling or networking complain like this, the issue becomes quite obvious.


They feel entitled and think the universe owes them everything in life.

Okay... Don Jazzy, over to you.

Credit her akant with what you gave to that other chick.

Nigeria is safe and ready for foreign investments...!

These reports are being "exaggerated" by the opposition to make our darling President look bad.


Please, ignore them and prepare steadfastly for his reelection in 2027.

In these days of advanced A.I and voice/image altering, y'all will need to try something else.


No sensible person with Internet exposure falls for this deep state crap anymore.

fergie001:
Leaving small club for a bigger one..... that's fair.

Biggest and currently most successful English club is now a small club?!!

Trent is following in the footsteps of Beckham and others.

After winning it all in EPL, the next sensible destination is usually Spain.

yinkeys:
He needs a job badly I think
He knows Nigeria is where mediocrity thrives these days so why not try his luck

Udonmeanit!!!

Lol... With what coaching pedigree?!!

You wan use British accent take win Nations cup and world cup.

World bank and IMF can't seem to make up their minds about this 3rd world country...!

One minute, Nigeria is the fastest growing economy in the world where unemployment is less than 15%...!

While APC fan boys are throwing owambe parties, they come out with reports like the above!



Una just dey confused our "Patriots" like Reno Omokri and Daniel Bwala.

Numerouno94:
Prof we are expecting an exciting football and gud results from Leeds next season by Gods grace oo.

Leeds will lift the EFL trophy and finish top 10 next season.

We go use that one take step down.

By Tinubu's handover, we should be lifting the EPL title.

Owombakara:

Says Nostrademus? I've noticed you are anti Manchester United. Well I'll save this your post for future reference. I enjoy the way you underate them. Sounds like they' ve hurt you in the past. GGMU

Brother, it's nothing personal... The gods have simply anointed and destined Spurs for the Europa!

Nothing for Man United this season.