₦airaland Forum

Biznesworld:
The term Ex-Convict can deprive him of so many opportunities in life. Hence, the denial.

Deprive?!! For Naija or where?!!


Country where cartel leaders and drug barons dey become traditional ruler, governor, or even President sef.

Bobloco:
The Spaniard have conquered the EPL.

Conquered?!! Nah!

He conquered the Epl tay tay after he won the 3rd straight title and matched Alex Ferguson's unbeaten record.

At this point, nigga has DESECRATED the EPL.

dominique:
Goal city!!!

These yeye teams should try and shock us now

Man City is winning that 5th straight EPL...!

No one is looking likely to spoil it for them.

Guardiola must be getting seriously BORED at this point.

Ekaka14:
its been 1-1 since imo river bike mod.

1:2 now... Another hat trick loading for Haaland!

Barcelona sef... Wetin una go talk say Real Valladoid do una now?

Abi una think say dem be Real Madrid younger brother?!!


Meanwhile... Well done to Man City! Egbon Almiron, you people are doing well.

The main contender don drop points today... If by some miracle, the other serious contender drops points tomorrow, Season don set for Pep again.


5th straight title loading! A record that can never ever be broken by another team!

Zonefree:
But, he's mad already. Check his smile, normal human being dey smile like that?

Nah... He is normal jare.

Everybody dey hustle for content money for Azuka social media.

Una no wan hear word...!

This student/study route into top foreign countries as shortcut to permanent residence don cast!

These people don sabi una game finish...!

As soon as that dependant level scatter, I just knew UK and Canada were fed up!


Dem don too give una leeway... You people have abused it beyond limit!

Lucky for the ones that succeeded before they woke up from their immigration slumber.



Y'all better stop wasting funds, and getting into senseless debts.


Even PR route don dey close like this...!

No thanks to those bloody Indians!

Inside Vagina abi inside Well...?!!

Oshokhai69:
He didn’t say no. His club was asking for more money!

Lol... Nah! Not what I read.

Both clubs already agreed terms.

Na Victor never ready to leave Europe top leagues.

Oshokhai69:
Do you know that Raheem Sterling has made well over 100 million pounds so far at just 29? Do you know Sterling had over 50 million left on his Chelsea contract and could afford to sit it out like Hazard and Bale did at Madrid? Do you know Sterling is one of the highest earners from endorsements in the UK?

Na this same Sterling you think Arsenal did a favour by signing him on loan for money he would have still earned at Chelsea? 🤔

Yes I do.

Do you also know that players like Sterling, Ronaldo, Messi, Kimmich, Lewandoski, Muller, etc, are not merely still in football for just money?!!

Do you realize that playing in the midst of cheering fans is far more fulfilling to these guys than fat weekly checks?!!


Try to dey reason beyond this Naija money mentality abeg.


There is a reason some players take massive pay cuts just to get or retain serious playing time at top levels.

MatrixReloaded:
Children grow to become monsters of today society.
Give them all but they will still wreck all.
Build them up they will let you down.

Really?!! Was that what your parents thought when they conceived and birthed you?!!

Children become what they are raised to become! Simple!!!

Innocence is borne with every child... What they are taught and groomed with from then determines their adulthood.

"Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old, he won't depart from it."


Forget woke culture rubbish being pandered around by Clowns like John Cena... Child upbringing is not rocket science.



Anyway, I agree with him to an extent... Parenthood is not for everyone, and shouldn't be foisted on any man or woman!

Same with Matrimony.

spencekat:
Saudi league will come to his rescue.Transfer window there will be shut on 3rd Sept.

Al-Ahli already presented the perfect terms, but he personally said No!

Victor wants to shine in Europe but doesn't want to get off his high wage standards.

As far as most top clubs in Europe are concerned, if you're not prime Messi or Ronaldo, they ain't coughing up more than 300k per week!


He should have accepted Chelsea's offer. Though, I sincerely never saw him excelling at Stamford Bridge.


PSG would have been the perfect place for him.

Oshokhai69:
Did you see him on tv abi you just dey talk wetin you think? They showed him and he looked very unhappy!

Bro, I saw him clearly... And I get your point.

I'm just saying that beyond and behind his facial expression, he has no choice but to be happy and relieved.

Arsenal saved his season by taking him off Chelsea.

Person wey Maresca don already remove him name from squad list for the season.

It was either Arsenal, Saudi or training with academy kids and watching games from the stands all season.

That's a nightmare for every top football player.

Oshokhai69:
Why does Sterling look so unhappy like say dem carry am go where he no know? 😅😂

He no get choice but to be both happy and RELIEVED...!

Small thing remain, he for dey the same gbege wey Osimhen dey now!

Victor is likely to grow fat this season... Imagine sitting out an entire season!

Finally time for Brighton to have their first REALITY CHECK...!

I trust Gunners to do what that lazy and unfocused team couldn't do last weekend!


But... Arsenal's bench is not looking good or impressive sha.

This lack of depth with the coming pile of games might yet again hamper their title aspirations.

Fake story...!

Almost sounded believable till they ruined it by over-embellishing the man's part.



But... Things dey happen for marriages sha.

Victor never serious yet...!

Elusive001:
Hmmmmmm
Na only GOD go fit help us.

I know that these guys in power have absolutely nothing to offer. They gave no business being there to start with.

They already know they aren't qualified nor equipped to be there, but do their supporters and followers realize this?!!

Do their supporters (both paid and unpaid) realize that the nation is being buried under their poor leadership?!!


Buhari spent 8 years running the nation's limited finances into the ground, while these same supporters kept defending him... Even towards the end of his second tenure, it was obvious he had destroyed the country beyond repair, but what did Tinubu campaign with?! That he would continue the "good works" of Buhari.

Daddy Freeze and his gang of vindictive, church-hating Clowns can now rest...!

You guys spend every waking and sleeping moment searching hard for ways to pull clergymen down.

If you all were united and resolute towards making Nigeria better, this nation won't be where it is today.

Elusive001:
The situation now is very bad. Hunger, suffering, insecurity, unemployment, loss of jobs, declining health, etc

Unfortunately, things will truly get worse from here.

Elusive001:
You should know sarcasm when you see one.

Sorry Chief. I just read your first line again.

It's a sorry state!

Elusive001:
Tinubu is master strategist.

The state governors are doing nothing. We should hold them responsible. After all, the security agencies are under their command.

Really?!! Which of the security agencies are under the control and command of state governors?!@

Police or Army?!!

Una go just dey yarn anyhow online!

Compared to our teeming population, there is no cause for alarm.

That's a very insignificant number!


Signed
Presidential Spokesman

mannobi:
Honestly this strike things are becoming irritating. Why must the first thing they think of as a union is to go on strike? Many of them have their own private ventures with terrible working condition for their staff. Do they strike at every disagreement?
I feel the national assembly should save the nation from all these unions always going on strike but still get paid eventually.

Save what nation?!!

The same national assembly that pockets Billions meant for constitutional projects?!!

The ones padding budgets to cater to their greed and excesses?!!

The problem with Nigeria is that the Blind is leading the partially blind!

The selfish are ruling over the less selfish!

The greedy and wicked are leading the less greedy and wicked!

...Honestly, there might be no hope anymore for this nation!

Ebubu4:
If you don't want to practise as a doctor, resign and stop crippling our healthcare system.

Relax Apc Supporter... They are resigning and japaing in their numbers.

The ones striking are only still here because their Japa plans never complete.

Go round the top hospitals, and see that the best surgeons and consultants are either retiring or leaving the nation in droves... Same with Pharmacists, nurses and other experienced healthcare leaders who should be training and mentoring the younger inexperienced graduates.

People who come up with such lame stats really need better jobs... That's if they are not actually jobless!


This is how you guys fan the embers of tribal hatred and war.

You people want to be unfortunate.

Depends on your definition of too young...!

Teenage girls are still being married off to their grandparents age mates till today up North, yet I haven't seen or heard you activists cry out.

A girl of that age in Sokoto already has 3 kids.

MrBrownJay1:
the best part of it all is that today they are praising the benefits of black soap everywhere, lol! just do an Amazon search for AFRICAN BLACK SOAP and see all the products available....lol

I know, right?!

I even saw Bitterleaf extracts made in Europe, being sold in Nigeria for helping control blood sugar.

Even African Bush Mango (Ogbono) is being used to make appetite suppressants abroad that are sold here at exorbitant prices.

These guys take our natural resources and produce great things which our brains have forgotten how to.

It is a shame!

I always knew these things cos I grew up in the midst of elders in the village, and paid attention to natural medical and cosmetic practices.

Even in the midst of the poor economy, many Nigerians won't give up foreign products like Hair extensions, canned foods, cosmetics, supplements, etc.

MrBrownJay1:
i wouldnt expect any less from Nigeria... but to get yeye loans from all over the world (that you next 5geerations will repay) and/or sharing oil blocks between one another (to enrich themselves for the next centuries), they are on top of their games.

sadly, even if today they will tell you that there is a cream wth ACID that will make you look white, some brainwashed ignoramus would still want to use it.



you mean the same Johnson Johnson company that was just busted in the US having talcum-based baby powder that gave cancer to people? if they can do that to US citizens, imagine the atrocities they are doing in Africa?

Las Las, copy copy go kill Nigerians!

Must we import everything?!!

Whatever happened to locally made soaps and cream from natural products?!!

I grew up using Native black soap and creams made from local villages...

In those days, we never heard of toning or getting lighter skins.

Sirqt5:
Y she n ha husband come resemble like dis ?

Sexual and emotional compatibility.

When strangers deeply bond continously over a period of years, they begin to have their facial appearances seemingly blend together.

It's one of the mysteries of Nature.

Increased supplementation of oestrogen could have prevented or diminished the growth of the facial hair.

She must really enjoy looking masculine.

Can they just medically and mercifully CASTRATE all proven rapists?

In the absence of a death sentence, this might just be the closest thing to justice the victims will ever satisfactorily get.


A child might never be a proper woman again all because someone with an unchecked sex drive was allowed to live among humans!


Set proper examples by castrating and imprisoning these vile things, and such nonsense will end!