₦airaland Forum

Na una know why una choose to bow to societal and family pressure to get married instead of staying single and fvcking around...!

One of the main reasons I got married was because I was ready to settle down and avoid anymore drama in my life.

Extra marital affairs bring nothing but Extra headaches and drama: the very things I got married to avoid!


The day staying faithful and respectful (yes, it's disrespectful to cheat) to my wife becomes unattainable, I mutually divorce her.


It's unmanly and downright stupid to be running around, hiding to have affairs with other women!


If you can't be peacefully polygamous, then stay faithfully monogamous or stay fvcking single (pun well intended).

Zonefree:
Who brought this idea of young boys applying hair dye

Back then, na old people dey apply dye for their grey hair. Now, even small boy of 14 years done dey rub dye.

I thought I was the only one irritated by such nonsense...!

It's weird, even disturbing, the amount of time guys spend on their looks these days, even the ones that are jobless (maybe it's because they are actually jobless).

Some even apply lip gloss or lip stick.

Sigh... Just fear North!

From one Professor to another...!

Asaba people have class.

Who needs approval from a corrupt Rubber-stamped Senate?!!

PissInside:
I wish I could squeeze her huge boobs and caress those luscious thighs 😍

Fantasies like this will keep you mentally bereft...!

SMH... Everything na content these days!

Lol... This thread is about to be overtaken by chest beating and all manner of bigotry.


SMH... Just watch!

Ekaka14:
Let me be clear ...I thought this boys problems was coaching aside their lack of cohesion last season.....you cam sew that is far from the issue as they're back to playing the ball largely in our own half, square it, back pass, take it to the wings and just volley it into Man City 18 yards... and the ball is swiftly back in Cotu's possession 🤔
You only whip those crosses if you have a lukaku or am Osimhen who is daring enough on the serial balls...if we get a goal tonight it will be a miracle, City is more likely to score a 3rd even in the closing stages ...we never start

You guys shouldn't have let Poch go... That was just an idiotic decision.

The man had already gotten the boys playing as a proper unit.

Now, you guys are back to square one with a more average and untested coach who just came from the Championship.

This is Graham Potter all over again!

E be like say Todd Boehly hate Success.

Ewedegubbler:
Chelsea strikers are only good for pre season. No good striker in that mumu team.

It's not just the strikers... Even their buildup and midfield play has deteriorated from what Poch established before he left.

Osimhen will struggle in this team... Mark my words.

This is the problem with sacking or letting go of coaches too soon.

There is no way this team would be struggling if Poch had remained.

...And these idiots are trying to let Gallagher go.

Buying players all over the place without a clear direction.

I thought they had Sport's directors.

Moronic thugs in uniform...!

Curdlebug:
BBN paid Twitter for promotions yesterday, they even paid influencers to get the show on trend table but it didnt stay for long... it really lacks engagemens... then i knew this may be the last for this show...

They are not smart people...!

How do they expect such a show to be engaging in this terrible regime?!!


They ought to have done proper feasibility studies, and shelved the show at least till December when people will be festive and diasporeans would be around.


In any case, reality tv is at its lowest in Nigeria...!


The economy is too pathetic to allow people give it their time and money.

For starters, how many Nigerians are subscribing to DStv these days compared to last 2 or 3 years?!!


Almost every sector is dying... If Entertainment follows, then all hope is truly lost for this nation.

3seriez:
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Yes, most religious people do the very worst...!

They are all sick mentally!

Hypocritical scum!

dewiseacre:
Is he on an electric wheelchair?

Definitely... That's the only way he can move around.

I believe he has partial paralysis.

CAN dey find free money...!

Terrorists, Extremists and Pedophiles.


Yet... They are the most Religious.

Spanish... But, I will definitely learn it soon.

I actually started learning the basics last year but lost interest due to being overwhelmed with activities.

Nice one...!

Nigerian lawmakers used to fall out like this in disagreement.

Since they became Rubber-stamped, nobody has seen the need to quarrel or exchange punches.

Medipharm:
Must have been mistakingly done

Lol... Mistakenly indeed!

No need for naivety and pretense.

NYSC is a hotbed of Corruption and Malpractices.

It's been that way for decades.

Mercedes past, present and future...!

That was the god of cars.

Arsenal and Chelsea threads, I dey wonder which one dry pass...!

The only time their threads come alive is when they are losing.

Come on Gunners... Let the competition be STRONG this season!

Smash wolves to pieces.

Season never even start, punters money don dey enter voicemail...!

They should keep this up... Noise pollution is a menace.

Slot about to make a bold statement with his first game...!

Imagine him Winning the title in his first season, with an inherited team no less.

That would make him overtake Pep and Ferguson as one of the greatest coaches to grace the English league.

I wish him well!

The original "Tribe called Judah".

Maybe Funke got her movie inspiration from her.

handsomeyinka:
It's more than what we read online.

This just a yard stick.

I think the federal government needs to hire a foreign intelligence Agency to investigate most of this syndicate's cos our intelligence system here in Nigeria isn't at is best for now

Lol... The foreign intelligence agency will also indict the Federal government in their investigation.

If a man whose hands and heart are clean rules this nation for 1 month, you will see more transformation than 8 years of a corrupt leader.



The Bible says:

When the godly are in authority, the people rejoice. But when the wicked are in power, they groan.

They can't declare war on something they are all benefiting from...!

You don't know how many Billions they pocket every year in the name of fighting insecurity.


Until they sincerely declare war on CORRUPTION, nothing will improve.

Noisy contraption... It proudly announced two people 'coupling' from a mile away.

dfrost:
If his press conference I listened to is anything to go by, I think he might push for it. Formation has changed to 4-2-3-1. I wish him the best. Baba want to tldry hold ball.

In other news, ypir darling Peacock 🦚 no go need Rashford like this to help una come back?

Peacocks will be back and stronger... Rashford's valuation has badly diminished in the last 2 years.

I doubt you guys will be making anything off that young man ever. Una for allow PSG buy am for 120 Million 2 years ago.

Arsenal and Liverpool remain the top threats for City's 5th straight title pursuit.

Almiron:
I thought you said the team has improved a lot last week.... I told you they are still shitty ASF 🤣🤣🤣

Lol... Make we dey observe them.