₦airaland Forum

overlord77:
Nigerians can quote God in everything wrong without fear. A bank teller somewhere, mistakenly posts a credit into someone's account, he or she rushes to the nearest ATM and pulls out the money and still has the guts to say, "God don answer my prayers or blessed me cos He knew I was broke". That's the kind of people we are. Calling God with out mouth but hearts be like ......

ahiboilandgas:
very true ,I used to be familiar with several oil/marketers cum depot owners and I found out they weren't very happy people ....JAG Global(10bn)...died a very sad man , almanoury petroleum(1bn) also died of depression and intentional gradual suicide....another was a succeful clearing agent and at his peak was making around 30m monthly in 2010 but he doesn't sleep (I don't know why )he always in front of a night club from 1am -5am park inside his expensive range .(strange )...the other chap a lucky car dealer was addicted to sex and compusive daily sex with different woman (300 girls yearly ) ....so I kept me wondering .....

sassysure:
Hope òga is ok now?
I missed this.


This morning as everybody was preparing to go out, ur bros asked if last night rice remain
Shuuu
When I said no, he said, hope we will eat it again tonight
I said no, he started sulking like a child

I'm gonna buy lots of that concentrate

mamajj17:
Where ABACHA is

brightology3:
cow

HigherEd:
Thank you bishop

Throwback:
Hahahahaha!

It passed through CBN but did not procure the items for which the letters of credit were raised.

Did the FBI challenge whether funds passed through CBN or not?

That statement is on the same level of stupidity as the statement of Jonathan that if $20b that should have been earned did not accrue to the coffers of government or is missing, that America would know because dollars is their money and the amount is too big to go unnoticed.

Throwback:
Clannishness is what makes a whole collection of governors from a region, to defend a private citizen.

Then you wonder why our legal system is in shambles when state governors reason like this.

In the USA, such anti-state declaration is enough to kill the political future of the governors.

brightology3:
l and my entire lineage and generation will henceforth remain mumu forever

Throwback:
This is not unexpected, considering the clannish attribute of the tribe involved.

The governors should fly to USA and remind the American government of how they developed USA and ensured the victory of Donald Trump.

The Islamization agenda of the FBI must never be allowed to succeed against a great Jew.



Even the governors just indicted their own people of self destructive arrogance that only breeds animosity.

majamajic:
I like Catholic way

izzou:
How I wish they would buy

izzou:


Let them divide the money by 200 million people, so we can know how much each one of us should pay

Instead of collecting loans to create jobs, we collect loans to pay salaries

A very daft government leading us since 1960

JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
Late night / Early morning food

Noddles coocked with chicken stock, herbs and fish

Yummy

Instead of morpheus to kidnap me, na hunger dey cstch me

1) Nodles
2) fish
3)chicken stock
4) grounded debino, coconut, date and bitterkola

Hadampson:
Nigeria is even better. He can become a millionaire in just 6 months by selling akara at the roadside

Boss, stop dancing to their tunes.

Today, i helped someone that was depressed. The person want to commit suicide simply because nothing is working in Nigeria.

jesusjnr:
At least he's not selling it but giving them for free.

Whether annointed or not is another matter entirely but one thing for a certain is that it is bread.

And Jesus fed the crowd with five loaves of bread and two fishes, so this is closer to what Jesus did.

Mark 6:41-44 (KJV)

41 And when he had taken the five loaves and the two fishes, he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and brake the loaves, and gave them to his disciples to set before them; and the two fishes divided he among them all.
42 And they did all eat, and were filled.
43 And they took up twelve baskets full of the fragments, and of the fishes.
44 And they that did eat of the loaves were about five thousand men.

God bless.

Spanishmilf:
THEY re not trying enough
Canadian embassy deny applicant with sense, and reason for denial but the US just dash out rejection letter anyhow.
My opinion;the US are not interested in Nigeria at all, it like we are begging them to stay but someone will their country dem rules.
I pray this change someday.

ozymes:
Horse whip......AKA Brain resetting

Barrytone:
I finally got a car for wifey after surpassing 2019 targets, the amount involved would have been bringing in more than a million naira annually but i will be spending about a million naira to maintain the car. the world will now upgrade my family to the status of the car instead of reducing my status as am poorer by a million naira. If i own 10 of such vehicles, then the world will assume am a very wealthy man while am stark broke. Never envy anyone because all man with his cross. There is no ten naira happiness and fifty naira happiness, just be happy because its a choice, always apply law of contentment in your dealings. In summary, no matter what you own, you can never be happier than me.

Beautyaddy:
Thank You!!

I wish the others would do the same...but I guess they are yet to find out what a lunatic they're communicating back and forth with.

Spanishmilf:
dem don flog you koboko??

ornicus:
foolish guy. you want asylum in a liberal country - do the bob risky format.
all that one needs is for one of our more unrestrained holy rollers to beat him up - and he has his asylum straight.

these ones used format wey don expire.
come back home, form transsexual - say you discovered your self in canada
dress in drag on IG for six months. organize some beating jesse smollet style - and you have your asylum in the bag
thank me later

shaw2:
Aswear
Nigeria is the last place any living thing will like to live.

Kastrom:
I am Mumu of the first order, I am lying on the ground, flog shege comot from my bombom, give me 200 billion lashes of your koboko laden with chilly pepper so I can have sense

Kastrom:
I am a demented scallywag belch from a village witch ? I am too dumb to read between the lines because I lacked home training, I am a nuisance online insulting people because I am a frustrated deadbeat carcass, can you help me

Kastrom:
Mofos go just download one stupid picture online and tag it as a pastor's own. I spit on your ignorance.

sassysure:
See their limo
And my people will be killing themselves because of these people

sassysure:
This kumuyi children again

It was here that we saw the wedding gown one of his son's wife's wore for her wedding. A designer wedding gown and she even applied make up
Meanwhile,their members sow and wear satin with head scarf with gloomy faces.


Kekekekeeke

frubben:
Haaaa

I totally forget that we even have a president in this country



Wahala