₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:




You subconsciously lent him money and haven't been bothered by it all these years.

Are you sure you were roasting yam or village people were roasting your senses?
Because it doesn't add up to a cynical me.

Why do I also feel it is your late grandfather's spirit that sent karma to punish you for only being diligent on the farm when he had died?

Either way, you better flee because that brother wants to finish up the good work he started 5years ago.

zakim:
Nigeria law makers are wonderful, they are always look for ways to create wealth for themselves

Prestonn:
Thinking of creating a topic and post such dish with recipe... only interested people can view it there.

Mariangeles:
Ofe akwu earlier today
I had it with rice and it was delicious

Logobenz:
mon frere,vous parle français aussi?
Tres bonne mon ami.
Vous ete ou en Europe?
Parce que l'annee prochaine je voulait fait un tour la bas et jai aussi le business de gerer en Belgique.
Si c'est possible,ont fait le rendezvous pour joindre la bas non?

pocohantas:
No need to talk too much. You will not see horseband to marry if you don't change.



Lol. Fried plantain

Dremca:
Green card alert!

hopefulLandlord:
Jesus turned 5 loaves of bread and two fishes, fed 5000 men (number of women and children weren't accounted for). after this they still had basketfuls of leftovers. Jesus then repeated those that believe in him would do even greater works. however a total reversal seems to be case as pastors are experts at making whatever you have disappear instead of it being multiplied. could Jesus have been a lying conman or those that wrote about him imagining things? or is it that these pastors don't believe in Jesus?

NwaAmaikpe:





Baba, it is obvious that your mother's "prayers" and the alms that she gives at Ughele market are paying off for you.
See how strong and mighty you've become, even Akpabio goes jittery at the mention of your name.

You alone are the kingmaker.
Please help us enthrone Pastor Ize-Iyamu in Edo state so that he can help us clip those monstrous wings of yours.

pocohantas:
I asked my cousin who came around to fry plantain. This is what she came up with. Honestly, if someone had posted this, I would have said it is a troll post- but no, this one happened under my nose. I don't even know what to say to her...

doctorkush:
bsc. in yahoology

MrBrownJay1:
yahoo academy...?!?!?!?!?!?

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NwaAmaikpe:



Fear Isikwuato village people, they won't rest till they see Bright back home tapping palmwine.
But the truth be told, some people take life so seriously.
That was a joke and the only job of a comedian is to make jokes.
What did they expect from signing a comedian.

If EU and UN can't understand a joke and relate it to heartless Nigerian girls who want brothers to use up their life savings just to woo them then the joke is on them.

Basketmouth may be a shoddy backstreet comedian, but the truth remains that he has the balls most Nigerian comedians don't.

Dude doesn't give a hoot about being political correct.
And since being an ambassador entails being political correct, the UN can take their ambassadorship and shove it up the Pope, the Dai Lama or the Oba of Bini's butt.

But rape is not an option.
It is wiser to spend on yourself and pleasure yourself by yourself.
Rather than undergo a feminist's intensively expensive rigorous recruitment process just to chop smelly and sour kpekus.

Mariangeles:
What!?

Iffa hear...
I go take am if you no want...me and DSS go sort ourselves out later
Their Dads!

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Coconut Rice

Suspectzero:
Homeless but still get belle.

Homeless but still get fresh cut.

Okay.

Fadomero:
How she didn't bring the money home she kept it in various banks ewu

Yemisi5:
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trash
it might intrest you that some big autos companies only design and outsource other components from different companies
just like we have in laptops I hope you know components are being outsourced from different OEMs
quit the lazy Nigeria mentality
like terrorist buhari like followers

iTearHerToto:
Edosomwan from Edo
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Pukes

sassysure:
No be your country?

sassysure:
One Nigeria kwenu

Kekekekeeke

eagleeye2:
I may be wrong. But I don't know what LAPO has to do with this thread. And all the hyping and appreciation seems a bit like an overkill.
Anyway, make all men 'muru anya'.

NOTMYPOWER:
Mompha on Saturday night.
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DexterousOne:
What is this one saying now?

nelsonoba:
You have asked the wrong question.
Heaven is not for "religious people". It is for PEOPLE WITHOUT SIN! Your next question should then be how is it possible to find people without sin in such a sinful and corrupt world we live in? Answer: This is where Jesus comes in. Jesus said "except a man is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God". Jesus also said "I AM THE WAY, THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE, NO MAN CAN COME TO GOD EXCEPT THROUGH ME".

This is why genuine christianity is not like any other religion. Other religions tell you what laws and regulations you must obey to be accepted by God, but we all know that none of us including Buddha or Mohammed is able to keep all those laws without failing in even one of them. This is where Jesus makes the difference because Jesus did not just come to give us more laws to follow, but rather he came to die on the cross and pay for our sins, so that our sins can be transferred to him and his righteousness can be transferred to anyone who chooses to believe in him. Jesus did an exchange on the cross for us.

This is the reason why we can now enter heaven, not because we worked to become righteous but because we believe in Jesus who gave us a gift of righteousness. So if you feel you believe in buddha, the question is did buddha promise you a gift of righteousness that will make you "sinless" to qualify to enter heaven?? Or can you achieve sinless ness by any other means other than it being given to you as a gift you don't deserve just like Christ did for those who believe in him If you can answer this question truthfully to yourself, then you will stop being confused about who will or will not enter heaven among the thousands of religious people you find on earth

sweetonugbu:
The bible did not talking about television, telephone, aeroplane,surgery, organ transplant ETC, use your brain

Kingjames:
death penalty


Hate speech

Awaiting

Muleriders:
Judging from all your stupid writeups all over nairaland, you didn't sound like someone who have been outside the shores of this country. Infact, you sounded bittered like someone who Walter Carrington has slammed over and over again.

You comparing a place with law, orderliness, reasonable environment to ketu shows that you are daft.


You comparing where people don't see cars as an achievement, where basic amenities is not something to fast and pray on, to a country where you have to share testimony in church because you bought a 2001 corolla shows you are dumb.


Comparing a place where you get quality education, world class infrastructure, and global exposure to a place where education is a complete mess shows that you are sick.


Comparing a place where police and security forces are happy rendering service to you in a rapid response to a place where it takes pizza 5mins to deliver while police and fire service takes 10hours shows you are insane.


Comparing a place where you can walk into any firm, submit application and get employed without having to know anybody to a place where the first question to be asked is "who referred you?, do you know anybody here?" shows you are lunatic.


Comparing a place where County, individuals and government is ready to assist you to grow, a place where every startups like fintech, farm crowdy, paystack and the likes run to to get start up fund to Nigeria where the government will literally kill your business with nepa bills, local govt levy, state levy, association levy, Union levy, shows that you are re-tarded.


Comparing a place where you can enjoy stable water, 24hrs light, access to resources, average car, and even buy house on mortgage even when you are earning $10 per hour to a place where you will struggle to earn 80k monthly on average. From it, 10k goes to generator fuelling, 10k goes to nepa without light, armed robbers will also have Thier shares shows that you are brain sick.



Comparing a place where I can wear deadlock, tattoo, and even army camo, and I won't be scared of intimidation. Infact, they will be happy to take pictures with you to a place where sarz will harass you and even shoot you because you are using iPhone shows you are crazy.



Comparing a place where lecturers and instructors are happy to teach you and make you great to a place where lecturers will boldly tell you that you will fail a course and you dare not revolt shows that you are mentality deranged.


I work just 20hours weekly cos I'm a student, I own an average car, rent my own apartment, enjoy 24hrs light, water, good road, healthcare, and World class resources,
Just imagine what it will look like if I'm a full time worker. This are basic things I never enjoyed with my 100k salary working from 7am to 7pm while in Nigeria



I'm done with you and will never reply you again.



My advice to everyone, if you have the chance and opportunity to migrate legally, please do. Your next generation will be forever grateful to you.