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SUGARBEE:
Hmmm really?



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anotherr Wannabe LadyF

her dressing like an african cannot nullify the cruelty and injustice here Aryan ancestors has perpetrated against the African Race

scholes0:
Abeg, wetin be Ishan?
Ishan in Yoruba means Nerve .....


lol, just kidding.

you're wrong My friend.. Ishan Means "Vein" in Yoruba

One Governor once said the following at a social function: "thank you my distinguished guests.
My wife has speake
my deputy has spoken,
now it's time for me to spake

i also remember a certain northern woman who was asked to deliver a vote of thanks to d president (during OBJ's tenure) and she was like: we thanka u, we thanks u

i also heard (i don't knw if this really happened) that another northern governor made a blunder when asked how many "mineral" resources they had in that state... He said: "we have Pepsi Cola, Coca Cola, Gurana Gurana, Mirinda, and twerpes (schweppes)

tonychristopher:
yeah and some igalla people migrated from Igbo and don't forget we have Igbo in Benue ..so you have the best if both worlds

relax

the Igalas present in Anambra and other south eastern states are the descendants of warriors which a certain Attah (king) Igalla left there after a failed invasion into Igbo land

johnydon22:
It's ok to accept people for who they are even Jesus accepted thieves, tax collectors and prostitutes who allegedly were the sinners in the Jewish society.

The priest is only showing a good example of acceptance and not discrimination against people because of their sexual orientation.

Even though its ok for we all to live our own lives and leave gays to live theirs, But as a straight heterosexual i find homosexual orientation unimaginable cus seriously what in the world could be better than the powerful combination of Booobs, booty and Pûssy!!!

it's true that jesus accepted loads of ssinners among his fold.. But he did hat only to change them for good and not to assimlate or adopt their own heathen views

Op how does Sunday Awoniyi sounds like an Igala name

tonychristopher:
but igalla have historical and cultural affinity to Igbo

that is due to their geographical proximity to the south east. (some parts of ibaji even bear igbo names).. But linguistically (in spoken language) they are more similar to yorubas

....

can that cock sucker also speak pidgin or any of the 250 dialects of nigeria... NO!!

DrWise:
I miss Sola Fosudo. He was classic in TRUE CONFESSION.


WARNING
Whoever knows a certain Dr. Azolibe always sending me mails about peni.s enlargement should warn him. I am not interested in any way and he should delete my e-mail from his database else the thunder that will fire him . . .



Gh

he (Dr Azolibe) always sends me mails evry week too... My spam folder is filled with his mails

Teempakguy:
Okay . . . let me kick this off. . .

With some research, I found that an average sound of 145 decibels is required to deafen a human. However, the voice of humans shouting is just around 88 decibels.

Let us assume that each person is singing at a sound intensity of 85 decibels.

In that case, we can interpret the question as, how many sound sources vibrating at 85 decibels is enough to produce a sound of 145 decibels ?

TWO people producing an average of 85 decibels each is enough... That's if they are a contained environment i.e an anechoic chamber

RobinHez:
Lol! U're welcome!

that was a comic relief.. I was actually joking... The speed of light is obviously unattainable for now

RobinHez:
Check my DP...u might like dat one

o boy!! velly velly perfect.. I learnt zebras are in-born sprot racers... The combination'll wonderful

bqlekan:
One amazing fact about right handers



We are naturally normal

"-More likely to be on extreme
poles of the intelligence scale" theis one got me rolling on the floor..... D one wey go knw book go sabi am well well... And the one wey no knw go still fit manage first class for olodo-logy

Blakjewelry:
Cool, I think ama get me a remote one in the future

pishure or adonbilivit

MrsPhyno:
i hate all these new windows ish
even windows 7. its trash. i use the old windows stuff like XP or Vista or all dat

i knw u type... U mst still be using the abacus, or Napiers bones ryt?

that's nt my business... All i need is a suzuki motorbike that can travel at the speed of light johnnydon22, tempakguy. Robinhez

starlingslimnet:
Inability to approach Ladies has nothing to do with Faith I Guess it's innate

thats the only point he uses whenever we question his religous piety. He always says: i no dey fornicate lyk una

ilobasama:
Lols, back then in sch, I get one guy like that next to ma room. Him papa na king, him family na this and that. But he de come our room de find food, borrow maggi, shoe, belt and so on. Please whats a defined name for them

like one who claimed his dad owns millions of naira before he died.. But he (son) ended up selling pap for 3 years in kano

starlingslimnet:
He is yet to be doctrinated

he was born into the church.. But the only ting i find "deeper-life-like" about him is dat he finds it difficult to approach ladies

youngpol:
Anything you do brethren, pray not to have deeper life members as your roommates. They will make your life hell. How you eat and breath and press your phone will be considered very sinful!

Guy 4get dat one!! A have this very rugged deeper life member as a roommate. He doesn't have a single Gospel song on his fone .. All he has is Erigga and 2pac (with other hardcore rap music).. He seldom goes to church tho'

johnydon22:
Nope... there wre some very illitrate and uncivilized people whi do not share beliefs in superstitions

not less than 70% of the so-called "illiterate and uncivilised" populace resides in rural areas (which happens to be the "melting pot" of superstitous beliefs... But that doesn't annul that the fact that most civilised urban dwellers still harbor superstitious beliefs in their minds

Future jihadists.. I bet some of those girls will cross over the pakistani border into Iraq to join the ISIS

Earlier This Morning some of my roommates who were preparing for general studies Exams where deliberating over the likely questions that might come out. One of the examples a guy among them gave was: "who is d president of Nigeria?".. And jokingly my friend replied him dat d OOni of Ife is the correct answer.. Then another guy was like "u beta keep shut B4 d man's spirit comes over to slap u" and my friend vehemently replied that d dead couldn't exercise any influence over the living and all those spiritual stuffs were superstitions. He further said it was because the guy was local and had a crude and primitive mindset that's why he still believed in such trash. I just sat back and watched the "rap battle" that ensued after that statement..
But my question isthat does ones level of civilization and exposure determines whether he/she is susceptible to spiritual attack or not?
Thanks.

Happiness87:
Lagos is no man's land, expect igbo to be a governor, one day

Igbo Kor Nyamiri Ni mtchewww

all i see is a lackadaisical Bayern Munchen Fan

Demmzy15:
Was it by Christians?!

lets just agree that adherents of both religions contributed to scientific breakthrough in the world shikena

an APC chieftain wearing sunshade when there is no sunlight Is that syndrome peculiar to naija delta? ... Na so mama patience too wear medicated glasses for under hot sun comn put sunshade for chest.... Ewww Barcanista must hear dis

Annunaki:
Excerpt from the video: "the destruction of israel is a religious obligation and not just a political one"

the Arabs had always despised the State of Israeli since it declared it's independence and that was what necessitated the birth of the scheme "surviving in the axis of evil" which allowed israel possess nuclear weapons but denied Iran such Rights (because d first country they'll attack is israel)

as if endorsing female seclusion and engaging in paedophilia isn't enough .. Anyway it is obvious that black are despised everywhere if u et to see how somali and ehiopians (kushites) are treated in UAE