₦airaland Forum

PapaZeus:
Girls will still find new ways to press mens mugu button

Esseite:
If i am ever to support PDP... i think i would go for Ribadu/Okonjo... truth be told, thats a formidable combination... discipline wise and economy wise...that combination might give apc a run for their money..

We need more brains than politicians...Yeah OkonjoIweala as President n Ribadu as VP. Or else we still joking or bigots.

porka:
One of the grandest international conspiracies (mysteries) in human history.

Mission accomplished.

All Chibok girls are returning home from the safehouse(s) where they are being safely kept.

All is well that ends well.

It will take another "leak" to know what happened.

For now, we shall live with their orchestrated narratives.

Dennygirl:
He is lucky

talktimi:
we no go gree, the anti corruption fight must run its full course on this case no matter whose ox is gored

talktimi:
Now this will be very interesting

JamesMoriarty:
Look at the way he kisses her so deeply and passionately. I bet they are having sex together.

Firefire:
How to do expect any Nigerian to export anything in this hardship and economic conditions ? How do you compete favorably in the international market ?



As much as I sympertize with this administration, I will surely not shy away from my strong opposition stand, we warned Nigerians not to return back to Egypt & slavery, they refused to listen. See the nemesis now.

CBN no longer independence to marshal its best policy, but rather take orders from the dullard.

okuneddie:
gays everywhere....FG fourteen years for whatsapp...,.Meanwhile.....





Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you,it's
only when you leave her a virgin.
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•Tension is when wife is pregnant! Terror is when
girlfriend is pregnant! Horror is when both are
pregnant! Tragedy is when you are not
responsible for both!
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•The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of
sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female.
And you always wondered why the sea tasted
salty?
•Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I
love you? To see if you really mean it!
•Why is sex similar to shaving? Well, because no
matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you
have to do it again.
•Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex
with their husbands for weeks and then they want
to kill the woman who does.
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•Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic
sex. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife:
Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.
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•The stock markets now are like an old man's
dick? Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that
everyone is still getting screwed!
•This week is Breast Awareness Week.Men,
Spread this slogan ....... "We stare because we
care!"
•The saddest part of a man's body is his balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to "Hang Till
Death!"
•A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the
husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the
window. Wife yells: That guy just screwed me
twice! Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in
after he screwed you once? Wife: Because I
thought it was you, until he started the second
time

harmless011:
This is corruption EFCC over to you.

dikeigbo2:
One week, one ........... .....




Oga Lai, ejoor sir

Omavik:
Almost all your mates are now married...

What are you waiting for

madridguy:
Funny advise.

Sijo01:
She even old pass the present wife.

mrmetoo1:
Lets be honest, there's no way APC officials don't own houses and property in the UAE as well. So I'll be looking forward to those revelations as well.

Temmytea70:
Osemudieme.. .. ... . Someone should re-spell