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A white lady once asked me on Facebook if theres internet in Nigeria and I said no....
Hahahahahahhahahahaha

bakynes:
Truth is alot of white and Black Americans or British are so ignorant of things outside the Developed climes. Most who haven't travelled outside their shores believe Africa is one country and it's a jungle filled with animals and no civilization.
One white course mate once asked me, if have seen a computer before, I paused and smiled I just left his sight.

M4gunners:
Olamide outfits were perfect. Americans guys should travel and see . This is Nigeria, and the wedding took place here in Nigeria so what is their fucking problem?

Even if the wedding took place in America,he can dress as he likes as far as its decent and modest...

Abeg where are the APC animal right activist... Efcc should probe that okada.. His name must be among he took money from dasuki

INTROVERT:
overload

Friends of APC are not guilty no matter how much they stole...
So the foolish logic is just decamp to APC so that EFCC wont come after you... Lol

luvinhubby:
As EFCC is probing the $2.1 billion arms money, OBJ's $13 billion power funds should also come under the EFCC's radar, after all, our money is our money.

Abeg make buhari arrest goodluck and every other PDP members because everybody in APC are all saints..... Especially those APC governors who diverted public funds for apc election now owing 9-11 months salary in the process....

Imortal001:
lai mohammed is good at what he do take it or live it.

Don't laugh alone
Many years ago when I was in Primary 2, My Math teacher gave us these math assignments:
1+1=?
2+2=?
3+3=?
4+4=?
5+5=?
6+6=?
7+7=?
8+8=?
9+9=?
10+10=?
When I went home I used my mumu common sense to provide the answers. Within 5 minutes I told my friends that we should go and play that am done with my assignments,they are shocked because to them 1+1 was easy, but 8+8 they needed to collect a bag of gravels to solve this arithmetic.
Guess what my answers were:
1+1=11
2+2=22
3+3=33
4+4=44
5+5=55
6+6=66
7+7=77
8+8=88
9+9=99
10+10=1010.
Okay on monday I rushed to submit the assignment cos I thought my answers were correct. Brethren the kind beating were madam Mrs Umoren gave to me on Monday it was as if I stole her salary,I thought she was mad,because 1+1=11 naw,2+2=22. I ran to report her to the head master brethren that was the worst mistake ever made,the stupid man gave me 13 strokes of the cane.. I dare not report myself again to my mum cos that one na die be that..
Brethren 3+3=33 haba.. You add am now..

sukkot:
the girl in white though. she too fine to be hanging around these bunch of riff raffs

Apologies but some girls do reason with their punnies..

Good post.
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kutchs:
Has the US with superior and more advanced military technology won the war against al-queda 15 years after? Has the allied forces won the war against ISIS more than two years after? The Somali and Kenyan govts have been fighting against al-shabaab since sliced bread was #10 a loaf and no end seem in sight for their defeat.
What most of you little minds don't know is that terror groups with the kind of network and alliance boko haram has ain't defeated completely but rather have their sphere of influence minimized. Yes boko haram may not still possess the capability such as they had between 2012-2013 but that's down to gradual and progressive attempt at weakening them and all that started with Jonathan and nearing completion now with Buhari.
It would be most unfair and foolish to dismiss the Jonathan's govt as having had no influence in what we witness now. You may recall that prior to May 29th 2015 boko haram was almost dislodged from their strongholds, Buhari knows he's building on what he met on the ground. If there weren't concerted effors to defeat boko haram made by Jonathan, Buhari wouldn't have achieved whatever success he now claims.

Obiagelli:
Is he talking about the helicopter without rotor he bought that ended the life of a fighter pilot? Don fortunato aka EL clueNO (thanks to modath)

Madam stop.watching African magic,zeeworld and telemundu u wont listen.
Have u ever seen an helicopter flying above the ground without rotor?.. lol

opeaceo:
I don't know, but bombs were going off like it was Christmas.

No, he hasn't but it has reduced.

Abeg did you just say "reduced" are you apc dude or you dont know the meaning "reduced"
When the death count as increased 4 times is that a reduction..

Gej was never a saint but his fight against boko haram was more effective...

When we see the truth lets say it...

BlakkBoi:
Since Buhari traveled to Eritrea, PDP have become unruly, getting favorable judgments and insulting a failed governor.

abeg wetin Buhari de do Eritrea. Hahahhahahahahaha

christinie:
Ok

She is in the wrong profession..
She can make lots of money in Hollywood shooting those angela joli-like movies..

Lolzz...No be small thing oh, I was just minding my business
when I
saw this status update on Facebook:
"To Hair Is Human, To Forgive Is Design"
I was like "hair ko.. Brazilian hair ni". I became curious and
decided to go down to view her time line. No be small
matter I tell you, come and see more updates:
- "I hate guys with low selves of steam"
- "I am a blessing to my generator"
- "I am a soccer for guys with six pack"
- "my bb charger is no longer walking"
- "any body hu supports this killing is a carnival"
- "Love his in the hair, valantine tins loading"
- " on my way 2 skul. Please play 4 me. Fedral univasity of
sense and technology."

cruzita:
*spreads mat*waiting to catch liars

Seriously some gals gat influence,I nearly fainted the first day I approach here,imagine a 2nd level bobo asking a lady the name of the VC.well she made things easier by just laughing.
I just told her I like her,she never replied and left.
The next day she send me a text saying "please who is our Hod" then it all began like play..

Though shes now another man"s wife but those memories are still fresh and sweet in my mind.

Last year she wanted to continue "I said madam you are now someone's wife" abeg oooo

Supporting Arsenal is like being married to a nagging wife...
Happy and sad the next moment...

edwife:
Goallllllllllllllllllllllllll

i am Arsenal fan but this team is rubbish.. And the top 4 struggle begins..

How can a sensible coach sacrifice his only reliable striker when they are lots of donkeys on the pitch....

coolzeal:
I don't trust the government until the day 2million people get these jobs. Too much lies and propaganda already, one can hardly imagine which is the truth.

no na 20Millions jobs. Hahahahaha.
Meanwhile most companies are sacking staffs the highest in the last 25 years due to harsh economic situations...

Next i will heard na GEJ cause am abi na Gowon or Ironsi...

saintloveren:
@OP i quite agree with u and u 4get to add that ur children will be beautiful and handsome.

my grand ma was fine(shes late),my grand is fine, my mama fine, my papa fine, am fine, my sisters fine, my wife must be fine,since i want fine children.

Thers nothing as sweet as lying with a beautiful wife on bed,cuddling and the rest...

Money and ladies
Fuel and motor
No money no love..

FlirtyKaren:
Queen of Aso, Florence Esu has reacted to her scandalous dumping of Dr. Echefu, The embattled husband of her late friend whom she coveted barely 4 months after her burial

See what she wrote after the cut:


Expect anything as a celebrity, nothing like bad publicity.

She also shared new photos and never showed off any ring as she used to do.



http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/shocker-florence-dumps-dr-bright-echefu.html

geesilver:
lovely pix but the guy no try ooo. worwor pass our mai guard mallam danjuma.

Their babies go fine but one go just resemble obj..

CaroLyner:
the lies human tell.even the devil would be afraid

Sometimes people do resemble alot at times,last week I mistakenly hugged a married woman ,she looked just like my cousin..
Or may be the girl has a twin sister and she is not aware..

uselessgoat:
good all south eatern criminals deserves handcuffs. Nnamdi Kanu deserves to be fed to lions in ibadan zoo for declaring war against we Yorubas and hausa fulanis

well you username is a perfect adjective for ya..lol
Uselessgoat am not abusing you ooo m just trying to spell your username..

LesbianBoy:
Buhari sef

you sef that your picture na final..choi

harmless011:
I now understand that the sole aim of APC in all this media trial is to silence the opposition, Nigerians need to kick against this because opposition party is required to checkmate the ruling party for the good of all.

Its Gej faults he was too democratic atleast if he was a little bit autocratic we wont see this madness.. am all for the fight against corruption but victimizing opposition parties is completely wrong,selective prosecution is completely wrong.
You cant run after thieves when you are surrounded by thieves,when you won election sponsored by public funds looters and now you are playing saints. You cant fool everyone...
I will take your anti-corruption fight when criminals in APC are also brought before the law...

Donald3d:
old baby hehehehehe.

no big baby....

I walked into a barbing saloon I noticed folks who had shaved were crying,I did not understand why someone should cry after having a hair cut. Until I sat on the hot seat,the barber"s clippers were as sharp as matchet,after all the drama. The dude"s after-shave-cream seems he garnished the cream with salt.. brethren come and see a grown-up man crying while shaving....

Lakayanah:
Madness on display. The man is wise with element, when she falls down all particulars will be on display for public view especially her area " ONE"

You mean "element" or helmet I know helmet is up of many element,if you mean element which one iron and zinc..

Sorry are you from ogbomosho?

You must respect African woman.. lol..

dainformant:
This lady set aside her own safety -putting her life on the line just in a bid to "kill many birds with one stone".. She could have entered a bus. Not considering the fact that any unlikely movement from the motorcyclist could see her land on her back -injuring herself in the process (or even kill her). This woman was spotted recently in Lagos.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/01/see-what-this-lady-was-spotted-doing-on.html

misspicy:
make you stop dey beat Gloria

Every woman is blessed with a bad mouth. Just that some choose not to use that talent..


Some ladies can say things that will make a grown up man cry for a whole year..
Why is that immediately you have a little misunderstanding with some ladies they start cursing your mother.. what tha hell...

kowema:
That neck is outstanding..
Reminds me of a MacMillan reader we read in primary 4 I guess?.
One of the stories had this catchy line
"Her Neck was long and beautiful, I fell in love with her"..
While reading aloud, our voices would go high at the line " I fell in love with her"


..

you can remember things . Lol ahahahahahahah

okuya:
Yeah there are very beautiful women in the army especially medicals corpses. But if u wanna see the hottest babes Nigeria has go to the Navy,its like if u r not beautiful u will not b enlisted into Nigerian Navy. followed by d airforce

Medical corps is better but,I think medical corpses is scary

Bamsupremacy:
Most of them are just free lamas for senior officers, they don't really do any hard work.

Not most of them ooo. The military has a strict code of conduct when it comes to sexual abuse,you could demoted or court martialed if you no fit control your congi..