₦airaland Forum

loopman:
I get your point, however like BRF always say, everyone is welcome to the the church, but not everyone is welcome on the pulpit.

The APC leaders have a fair idea of the objective of people defecting lately to APC from the SE. They know an average SE politician always align with whoever is in power at the center.

some have been welcome to the pulpit like ameachi...

erinalex:
you yourself know that your argument is senseless. What happen in d case of Rotimi? Or Rivers allocation meager too? Your trouble is that u find it painful to give BAT any little credit whatsoever. U pretend as if u don't know that with GREED,one will never b Satisfied with whatever u have. Let lagos economy be more than 20states put together,it can't still be more richer than d FG. D truth is that BAT is more principled than ur brothers. Foolishly enough,u said BAT did not decamp because he has money,'yes'; but are saying ur brothers that are decamping are paupers? Your problems are lack of PURPOSE & GREED!

brother you dont have to insult me just to put forward your opinion...
its too early to start a year like this...

pretydiva:
Sm how tru oo

Abeg no vex ooo, among the 3 beautiful ladies, are u the one in the middle?..

7lives:
I hope we can all see why BAT remains the boldest Nigerian politician alive, playing opposition for 16 years and some can"t even play opposition for 16 months.

BAT was able to play opposition cos the economy of Lagos is like the economy of 11 states put together..
imagine BAT was in a state like CROSS RIVER with meager allocation .

raumdeuter:
How much did Jim nwobodo stole?

God Bless Tinubu. This is why Asiwaju Tinubu is the greatest politician in Nigeria

Nwaobodo, No let the decamping deceive you, Buhari don dey arrest APC people

common sense is if you stole money in PDP just decamp to APC so that buhari wont come after you...
thats what all these belly-no ideology-politicians are doing...

Nina4u:
An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any 'sexual thoughts'.
The unnamed sheikh was quoted by el-Sawsana news saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male relative, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
The cleric said that these fruits and vegetables 'resemble the male penis' and could arouse women or 'make them think of sex.
No touching: Women should avoid contact with cucumbers, says an Islamic cleric
He also added carrots and courgette to the list of forbidden food for women!!!http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2011/12/11/cucumbers-too-much-for-women/

the question is why cant this islamic folk just stay in their countries everyone cant reasoned like them...
so a lady should not eat banana cos it resemble joy-stick, like seriously.lol

Nina4u:
Well they can try to rrape me ..i got a gun and befor they eaven get that far i would shoot them ..same with armed robbers ..kick in my door u b dead moddafukka Every lawabiding siticen in naija should arm them selves i sware the crim rate would decreise dramaticly ...sadly enough only criminals got guns and thats not right ..If the police and the milirary and the goverment cant protect u ..u got to protect u self and ur loved ones ...im not in naija yet for bout 6 months but im aplying to bring my gun there since i got licens to carry ...Lagos is a fukkin jungle ..no way i aint bringing my gun ..oh ..my gun do have a name ..i named him Dakota ...Say hello to my lill friend ..

The gun laws in Nigeria is vague..
I could have love law-abiding citizens to have access to guns but Nigerians are good in abusing privileges.
I believe people should be allow easily access to gun for self-defence but back ground checks should be in place to reduce the tendencies of given out guns to mentally-ill or folks with criminal records...

modath:
I still don't believe this... saw it on twitter but can't be!!

*Modified *

Hopefully , someone can unearth that video where this woman was ridiculing Ngige & APC!!

Called them failures & Alien to Ibo people!!!

Won't call her names, she's living the name already!!!

its only in Nigeria that all the politicians fluck to the winning party... lol
stomach politics..

Pidggin:
PDP will rise again

Baby gal tell them..

Gr8amechi:
Drama as Senator UcheEkwunife officially dumps PDP .. .





http://thenationonlineng.net/ekwunife-defects-to-apc/

Belly face politicians always running to the winning parties,if PDP was in power he will never have left PDP.. zero ideology politicians always fighting for their belly...

worry359:
If people use the "tires and petrol therapy" to rapists there would be much less rape!

I strongly support this therapy but before such treatment,there should be a proof beyong reasonable doubt...

I think a new law should be implemented where confirmed rapist are injected with drugs that will render rapist impotent for life...
I dont understand why a person could rape another person..when there are millions of sex workers every where..
if the offender is a lady something dangerous should be done to her fallopian tubes...
Extreme measures for extreme crimes..

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abuaoyen:
The hunger weh go catch you no b here oh....

Man shall not live by bread alone..

Krystalzkris:
lmao.. oya come for tutorial na

where is the venue for the tutorial.
your house?
well I need to wear helmet in case someone tries to break my head..
u know what I mean..

Krystalzkris:
lmao.. oya come for tutorial na

where is the venue for the tutorial.
your house?
well I need to where helmet in case someone tries to break my head..
u know what I mean..

dre11:
www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/01/06/pastor-collapses-after-losing-community-election/

I dont know wether to cry or to laugh.
Please people what should I do on this pastor fainted matter..

Krystalzkris:
lovely women.... I love their efforts.... .... Anybody noticed they were mostly physicists Where are my biologists?

abeg are u from moscow,Russia. abeg how do u pronounced this your user name.. I think if I can pronounce it I will be due for a noble prize...

Teempakguy:
One thing we've always been agitiating for in this section is the ladies.

I know, there are no desirable men here. we're all scrawny nerds, but still . . .

I've always Admired female scientists . . . even before i became a main stream scientist, all my crushes were scientists . . . they were also dead people, so . . . i never got to express my feelings . . . thanks.
so I thought to share my crush collection to you guys, right? because that's totally normal.
so, here, I present to you, my crushes in this world, Seven of my most favorite female scientists, The list of the most interesting women in the world.

---

Emmy Noether
[img]http://www.agnesscott.edu/lriddle/women/noether.jpg[/img] Hmmmn . . . nice curves . . . sorry, i mean,
Emmy Noether was a female Jewish German scientist. she was both a mathematician and theoretical physicist. She was actually one of the leading mathematicians of her time! She has a theorem called Noether theorem that explains the relationship between symmetry and conservation laws. and hey, Albert Einstein, pavel Alexandrov , and hermann weyl referred to her as THE most important woman in the entire history of mathematics. not to mention her cur . . . sorry, contributions to physics. abstract algebra, topology and mathematical rings.

Grace Hopper
https://www.shorpy.com/files/images/SHORPY_3c11439u.jpg

Okay fine . . . maybe she isn't that good looking . . . to shallow guys.
so this lady right here, is just too amazing. she was both a soldier AND a scientist. she is often referred to as amazing grace. she, invented the first complier, invented the word, debugging, contributed to the development of one of the first high level programming languages, she was a navy rear admiral . . . she was one of the first programmers of the havard mark I computer, she was one of the developers of UNIVAC . . . can i hear a slow clap from there?

Ada Lovelace
[img]http://2.bp..com/-ZA6yTXr7mI0/UMYHMnvnD_I/AAAAAAAACoI/j3-Txr0MRZo/s1600/Google-Doodle197thBdayAdaLovelacePortrt.jpg[/img]

What attracts so many women to computing?
anyway, Ada lovelace, the curvy goddess of computer science, is the first programmer in the world. that's right, you guys in the programming section . . . a lady beat you to it. sorry.
so, she died at the age of 36, a minute silence . . . she was a British mathematician, who is, not only the first person to program, but the first person to design an algorithm. because she's just that cool. she was a countess, and she was also the first person to realize that the power of computers was more than just calculations. she envisioned that they could eventually be used for doing things that can be broken down logically. just like your computer can now play videos. instead of just doing calculations.

marie curie
https://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/chemistry/laureates/1911/marie-curie.jpg

If you don't Already know this woman, then . . . where have you been? come on! anyway, she was polish . . . and, you know, became french . . . concerning the nobel prize, she is the only woman to win twice, the first person to win twice, and the only person to win twice in multiple sciences(take that . . . Albert . . . )
she died at 66, which is generally a good age, i guess. i mean, come on, you know when Blaise pascal died? even without radio activity.
so, she coined the term, radioactivity, she Isolated two elements, polonium and radium, and she also dabbled into medicine as well, figuring out, miraculously, no doubt, how to use radioactivity to treat certain illnesses! she became the director of the red cross radiology service, and went Florence nightingale on everyone. her contributions will never be forgotten at all in the history of science.
(wipes tears. )

Irene Joliot curie
[img]http://saintssistersandsluts.files./2012/08/irc3a8ne_joliot-curie_1897-1956_c-_1935.jpg[/img]

Notice something? yeah me too. she is the daughter of marie curie.
yeah. so . . . she is also a nobel prize winner. and she also worked on radioactivity. and Oh, she shared the prize with her husband.
anyway, her mother got the prize for natural radioactivity, and she got the prize for artificial radioactivity.
i know, right? i told you the list contains the most interesting women in the world, didn't I? . and her daughter is also a very prominent scientist. talk about strong genes.
unfortunately, she also got killed by radiation . . . (fine, robinhez may have a point. ) but who cares, right? she's still a gem in the field of science.

Alice Ball
https://i1.wp.com/www.clutchmagonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Ball_Alice_Augusta.jpg?resize=269%2C381

A minute silence for our blood sister here. yup, she is a black lady. and she died at the age of 24. so young. so painful. and she has only one picture to her credit. who knows what she might have accomplished if she'd lived longer. just at that young age, she already had a masters degree. and, she developed a treatment for leprosy for more than twenty years. what's really interesting about her is what more she could have done. imagine if Einstein had died at 24.

Sofia Kovalevskaya
[img]http://cdn.ruvr.ru/2011/08/10/1252589782/Sofja_Wassiljewna_Kowalewskaja_1.jpg[/img]

Russians and their impossible to pronounce names . . . smh . . .
anyway, this lady right here, is my most recently discovered female scientist. And she didn't disappoint at all. she made several significant contributions to analysis(calculus is a subset of this.) partial differential equations, and mechanics. she was the first female professor in Russia, she also introduced the Cauchy-Kovalevskaya theorem. not that hard to grasp if you're good in math, i guess. here, take a look. [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauchy%E2%80%93Kovalevskaya_theorem[/url]

So, i guess my point is, what a man can do . . . a woman can equally do. . and we have always learned in science that anytime a woman is involved, something entirely dynamic changes science. and we really DO want more women to come and contribute. because they really can. and whenever they do, they become one of the most interesting women in the world.



Cheers.


Lalasticlala, dominique, Robinhez, johnydon22 and his freecocoa, dekatron, Xploraben, Sirwere, freemanan, Llaykorn, Mathschic . . . and other interesting people of the world . . .

meanwhile some ladies here are professional baby mamas..

Teempakguy:
One thing we've always been agitiating for in this section is the ladies.

I know, there are no desirable men here. we're all scrawny nerds, but still . . .

I've always Admired female scientists . . . even before i became a main stream scientist, all my crushes were scientists . . . they were also dead people, so . . . i never got to express my feelings . . . thanks.
so I thought to share my crush collection to you guys, right? because that's totally normal.
so, here, I present to you, my crushes in this world, Seven of my most favorite female scientists, The list of the most interesting women in the world.

---

Emmy Noether
[img]http://www.agnesscott.edu/lriddle/women/noether.jpg[/img] Hmmmn . . . nice curves . . . sorry, i mean,
Emmy Noether was a female Jewish German scientist. she was both a mathematician and theoretical physicist. She was actually one of the leading mathematicians of her time! She has a theorem called Noether theorem that explains the relationship between symmetry and conservation laws. and hey, Albert Einstein, pavel Alexandrov , and hermann weyl referred to her as THE most important woman in the entire history of mathematics. not to mention her cur . . . sorry, contributions to physics. abstract algebra, topology and mathematical rings.

Grace Hopper
https://www.shorpy.com/files/images/SHORPY_3c11439u.jpg

Okay fine . . . maybe she isn't that good looking . . . to shallow guys.
so this lady right here, is just too amazing. she was both a soldier AND a scientist. she is often referred to as amazing grace. she, invented the first complier, invented the word, debugging, contributed to the development of one of the first high level programming languages, she was a navy rear admiral . . . she was one of the first programmers of the havard mark I computer, she was one of the developers of UNIVAC . . . can i hear a slow clap from there?

Ada Lovelace
[img]http://2.bp..com/-ZA6yTXr7mI0/UMYHMnvnD_I/AAAAAAAACoI/j3-Txr0MRZo/s1600/Google-Doodle197thBdayAdaLovelacePortrt.jpg[/img]

What attracts so many women to computing?
anyway, Ada lovelace, the curvy goddess of computer science, is the first programmer in the world. that's right, you guys in the programming section . . . a lady beat you to it. sorry.
so, she died at the age of 36, a minute silence . . . she was a British mathematician, who is, not only the first person to program, but the first person to design an algorithm. because she's just that cool. she was a countess, and she was also the first person to realize that the power of computers was more than just calculations. she envisioned that they could eventually be used for doing things that can be broken down logically. just like your computer can now play videos. instead of just doing calculations.

marie curie
https://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/chemistry/laureates/1911/marie-curie.jpg

If you don't Already know this woman, then . . . where have you been? come on! anyway, she was polish . . . and, you know, became french . . . concerning the nobel prize, she is the only woman to win twice, the first person to win twice, and the only person to win twice in multiple sciences(take that . . . Albert . . . )
she died at 66, which is generally a good age, i guess. i mean, come on, you know when Blaise pascal died? even without radio activity.
so, she coined the term, radioactivity, she Isolated two elements, polonium and radium, and she also dabbled into medicine as well, figuring out, miraculously, no doubt, how to use radioactivity to treat certain illnesses! she became the director of the red cross radiology service, and went Florence nightingale on everyone. her contributions will never be forgotten at all in the history of science.
(wipes tears. )

Irene Joliot curie
[img]http://saintssistersandsluts.files./2012/08/irc3a8ne_joliot-curie_1897-1956_c-_1935.jpg[/img]

Notice something? yeah me too. she is the daughter of marie curie.
yeah. so . . . she is also a nobel prize winner. and she also worked on radioactivity. and Oh, she shared the prize with her husband.
anyway, her mother got the prize for natural radioactivity, and she got the prize for artificial radioactivity.
i know, right? i told you the list contains the most interesting women in the world, didn't I? . and her daughter is also a very prominent scientist. talk about strong genes.
unfortunately, she also got killed by radiation . . . (fine, robinhez may have a point. ) but who cares, right? she's still a gem in the field of science.

Alice Ball
https://i1.wp.com/www.clutchmagonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Ball_Alice_Augusta.jpg?resize=269%2C381

A minute silence for our blood sister here. yup, she is a black lady. and she died at the age of 24. so young. so painful. and she has only one picture to her credit. who knows what she might have accomplished if she'd lived longer. just at that young age, she already had a masters degree. and, she developed a treatment for leprosy for more than twenty years. what's really interesting about her is what more she could have done. imagine if Einstein had died at 24.

Sofia Kovalevskaya
[img]http://cdn.ruvr.ru/2011/08/10/1252589782/Sofja_Wassiljewna_Kowalewskaja_1.jpg[/img]

Russians and their impossible to pronounce names . . . smh . . .
anyway, this lady right here, is my most recently discovered female scientist. And she didn't disappoint at all. she made several significant contributions to analysis(calculus is a subset of this.) partial differential equations, and mechanics. she was the first female professor in Russia, she also introduced the Cauchy-Kovalevskaya theorem. not that hard to grasp if you're good in math, i guess. here, take a look. [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauchy%E2%80%93Kovalevskaya_theorem[/url]

So, i guess my point is, what a man can do . . . a woman can equally do. . and we have always learned in science that anytime a woman is involved, something entirely dynamic changes science. and we really DO want more women to come and contribute. because they really can. and whenever they do, they become one of the most interesting women in the world.



Cheers.


Lalasticlala, dominique, Robinhez, johnydon22 and his freecocoa, dekatron, Xploraben, Sirwere, freemanan, Llaykorn, Mathschic . . . and other interesting people of the world . . .

This list is not complete you guys forgot to include my great-grand mother MADAM AKON ETIM ASUQUO.
, she invented how to fry akara and how to fry ijebu garri

Smallville10:
the two men look like Yoruba politicians.

You find trouble... but seriously most yoruba politicians no de try for looks at all..

wink2015:
[size=18pt]Daddy Showkey the Isoko boy that is lost to Yorubaland. To play Isoko music, na big problem for your side. When it comes to eating delta money you go rush come delta and meet politician after that you disappear go Ojota, shomolu, agege, mushin, Iyana Ipaja, ebute metta etc
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if this is true, its not fair at all...
but why would people want to killed daddy showkey...

BankoleCruise:
I don dey arrange my Garri roaster for the next 3wks oo. Thank God say i bring garri cum frm village

hope u don buy kuli kuli....
lol

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abhosts:
Most Nigerian Banks are now into this unwholesome practice. They claim not to have any dollar on ground then buy from you @197 and sell for 270 when you use your Naira Debit Card.

almost all Nigerian banks are doing this.. my banker keep on disturbing to sell my dollars...

THE CLUELESS CBN is the cause of this wahala...

yahrant140:
'West African Pilot', February 10, 1961, AWOLOWO NOMINATED AZIKIWE to be Nigeria's President from 1963.
(Photo Courtesy: Nigeria Nostalgia Project)

irrelevant issues hitting front page..
how does this improve the economic situation of Nigeria right now..

Houseofglam7:
Mtchewwwwwwww

orishi rishi hitting front page every day.
one day a picture of a celebrity fart will hit front page.. lol

ofofoCEO:
Reggae Dancehall sensation took to instagram to flaunt his own '' Hospital bed looks'' as the Girlie O crooner looks fit and sound.

Well, it seems this is the new cool in town.

''When your doctor is a fan Always remember to check your health...Body no be firewood #Makeam #GOE2016 #Whayasay!!!''

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAMx5OKSrru/?taken-by=patorankingfire

nna men which kind fine doctor be this, am always unlucky to meet all those ugly and mean hippopotamic doctors..

sure say Pato boy no go ask for congi healing...

Daminaj2:
He was careless though. Hard to believe it wasn't deliberate.

[size=14pt]You can see more Crazy reactions HERE
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http://www.daminaj.com/2016/01/kcee-caught-sending-used-recharge-cards.html

mumu de worry kcee..
why not buy N100 voucher and share atleast thats better than posting used vouchers..

henryanna36:
The acting Head of the Civil Service of the Federation, Winifred Ekanem Oyo-Ita has been made the substantive Head of Service and was sworn into office by President Buhari today January 6th.

See photos below

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/photos-head-of-service-sworn-into.html

no wahala..

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