₦airaland Forum

royallere:
it is a scanning machine, it detects HIV and STDs

Abeg where can I buy this HIV and STD scanner. All these oloshis and ashi I will scared all of them including all the fornicating-born-again-deceivers-sisters...

Sile12:
A time to remember in Nigeria, can you share your experience going to banking halls, supermarkets/shopping malls, airport, churches, business organisations, schools, and encountering this nation wide. It was a hell then because you have to queue for your turn trying to have access to these places.
Saw these images on Pinterest, so I decided to share them. May we never experience such again IJN, Amen.

In memory of the victims.

Thank God That Ebola did not come now With the speed of this administration Ebola could have finished half of the population while our President will be traveling to East Germany,USSR,Yugoslavia and Roman Empire..

Aitee1:
So celebrities don join the rape trend...issorait

AJEN ANNANG UJAI MKPO
Rape trend no na inability to control the promiscuous activities of "john thomas"...
Aka "Arrow head" popularly called "idang" in ikot ekpene

jiorhemen:
Pictured below are gallant female soldiers who fought to keep Nigeria one during the civil war.

They are pictured here chatting with civil war veteran, and former Principal General Staff Officer of the Nigerian Army and Chief of Staff of 3 Marine Commando (3MCDO) during the civil war, Brigadier General Alabi-Isama.

See my Grand-Aunty chai(second from right) , so Grand-aunty fatima na ex-soldier no wonder she always encourage me to join NDA....

FriedPlantain:
Never tasted this sh1t until four years ago during my service year in Ebonyi. My students compelled me into eating some and my life never remained the same again.

Till today, I have never tasted anything sweeter that it, except maybe my Friedplantain.

A delicious delicacy... we called it NDUBE in my state AKWA IBOM... just fry it put small salt.. I used to use it as my breaktime snacks yester years in my Primary school....

Ladies with no boobs and ass claim they have brain when in actual fact they have no brain, just a head on top their neck.

Hi

Houseofglam7:
So a big butt is now some sorta achievement/asset




Abeg, who get tape?
I need to measure my own!!!

Yes I have different types of tapes.

Do you want to measure the size of your bobby or the size of your backsize or the depth of your front size or the size of your mouth or the size of your head?

Reply am waiting before this power bank switch off ...

prof12:
It's been long I came across a first graded fool like you.
Who crumbled the economy?
Who made the value of the naira to depreciate? Who is responsible for all the insecurity in the nation? these and many more
You wailing wailers opened your fucking eyes and blocked your ears when Jonathan was busy destroying the nation and you all kept quiet because he his a Southerner and or a non-muslim.

oga GEJ is no more the President.. Oga west germany dey on board so please channel all your complaints to President Buhari according to APC ELECTION PROMISES , boko haram menace should been stopped by now... Instead we are hearing excuses every given day....

prof12:
It's been long I came across a first graded fool like you.
Who crumbled the economy?
Who made the value of the naira to depreciate? Who is responsible for all the insecurity in the nation? these and many more
You wailing wailers opened your fucking eyes and blocked your ears when Jonathan was busy destroying the nation and you all kept quiet because he his a Southerner and or a non-muslim.

oga GEJ is no more the President.. Oga west germany dey on board so please channel all your complaints to President Buhari according to APC ELECTION PROMISES , boko haram menace should been stopped by now... Instead we are hearing excuses every given day....

Abugab:
Steadily and slowly moving Nigeria is far better than the motion without movement of the past

Nigeria is better boko haram can testify that Nigeria is better..

Nigeria is better when boko haram have turned the North East into a killing field....

delonz:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/boko-haram-airforce-virtually-non-existent-buhari/#sthash.bead7yvC.dpuf

please our president should immediately call GEJ and ask him how he got the arms to fight boko haram prior to election. The US wont help us so lets talk to chinese and russian government, am sure pakistan and india will be happy to sell us arms to end this cancer called boko haram...

This is not time to play politics, an a Military Chief i expect more from General Buhari....

Its a wake-up call for us to improve our manufacturing section, most countries now develop their arms.
In Nigeria ince 1960 all funds meant for the Security bills was embezzled by our corrupt Military chiefs.

Its a shame that we are running around like confused people trying to buy small arms to stop boko haram..

azzima:
attaché by force!!!!.why do you guys always lump yourself with SS?You knew your statement would not have made ANY sense if you had said "Do you think the Nigerian government can survive without the economic contributions of the SOUTH EAST" so you had to attach SS to it because SE makes very minimal or no contributions to the Nigerian government. SS people better watch out before this people claim the oil belongs to them. A word is enough. ..

first of all an SS, secondly the SE has contributed alot to the Nigerian economy....

FlirtyKaren:
This is Afrocandy's second daughter. She just graduated from Middle School in the United States and is also turning 15 years old tomorrow. In 3 years, Afrocandy's first daughter will be Graduating from the University while her younger sister is going in. Big congrats to her.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/07/afrocandys-daughter-graduates-from-us.html

who is the father of Afrocandy's girls?

Abeg when did being a porn star in the US become a noble celebrity status in Nigeria?

Once you are on TV even if you are having S*x with a Dog ,u don turn celebs. Lol

Kleopatraxy:
Lwkm....foreign languages u say? But y Chinese....pls expantiate.

chinese owns so many companies in Nigeria... And china is now the largest exporter of consumable goods in the world...

Am looking for a place to learn chinese. I can speak french small, if you speak spanish i can respond...

KingKuntaVart:
A government full of CHEAP-TARDS.
A government full of KIM KARDASHIANS
A government full of tourist and spectators
they spent over 2.2bn on a trip to the US and came back with no results.





BUHARI we are watching u.... soon we would bring u down.

bros na still change... Lol..

The Change-tanoids are no more screaming ''change'' now they are as silent as the ''LiZARD''

walearoy:
I also just joined ops, but I kind of miss mktn!

rudeness and impatience exibited by some bankers is another issue that needs immediate remedy

also the spitting out of torn naira notes by Bank ATMs is another worrisome problem..
I should not buy cellotape each time i withdrew from the ATM...

Beesluv:
Nice 1
The over rated targets and job insecurity in the banking industry should be looked into. It's not encouraging at all

sexual harassment and corporate prostitution should also be looked into...

Also unrealistic financial targets imposed on Marketing team should also be looked into....

FlirtyKaren:
Meet the bae and her man!

Davido's Guinean girlfriend Sira just shared this photo of herself rocking her boo boo's HKN gold necklace. Two weeks ago, she had also shared a pic on Instagram that said “Just because there is no photo of someone doesn’t mean they aren’t in the picture”. But before anyone could even blink, chiq took it down. She's now back to dropping hints. Davido is also currently in the States where she's based.


Davido and Sira's public flaunt of their love went very cold after Davido welcomed his first child Imade, with 28 year old babymama Sophie Momodu. That sparked speculations that the duo called it quits just like Chris Brown and Karrueche over the new baby. Turns out this is not the case between Davido & Sira. Again, all their lovey dovey pictures are still on their Instagram pages. Davido is 22, Sira, 19.

HKN First Lady may still be Sira Kante, guys.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/07/aww-davido-girlfriend-sira-are-still.html

this celeb paparazzi is not working well in Nigeria.. Concern celebs should move to hollywood.

Irrelevant issues hitting Nairaland front page since 2005....

Davido this, Davido that... Mtchew.

vedaxcool:
It is a pity that a zone that barely voted PMB would be at the fore front of demanding positions from such a person. Humility is a virture arrogance a burden, being humble and demanding development not position would help igbo politicians. The last i check whoever is appointed a minister doesn't share hisslaary with the jerks who cry themselves to sleep over it.

you mean the zones that are sustaining this entity called Nigeria financially and Economically should not ask for political appointments....
Like seriously ....

Do you think the Nigerian Government can survive without the Economic contributions of the south-south and south-East...

Or can Nigeria survive on suya meat,kunu and cow tail? Hahahahahahahaha.....

Or can cow meat,suya meat and cow tail cater for the wardrope allowance of our wonderful senators.... Lol
Mtchew

metroparrot:
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She goes by the name officialshella_b on instagram but set up another account (exposingtherealtimaya) to do the work for her. Well, See more of her photos below...

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/07/more-photos-of-lady-accusing-timaya-of.html

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http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/07/more-photos-of-lady-accusing-timaya-of.html

The ashi is frugly....

Omotayor123:
Lol.... Abeg free the guy, he's just trying to be Creative..


Creativity on point

Why are yoruba ladies always HANDSOME while their MEN are always BEAUTIFUL...

INTROVERT:
that their house is mad.....
tv's on the floor and ceiling and all kinda aesthetic ishhh...
I don't trip for them sha.

Nigerians with adjectives how can a house be MAD . Like seriously....

Soon we will all know the house is HANDSOME.
the house is GORGEOUS.. hahahahahah...

soludo93:
USA delegates were taking notes but the du.llard of daura & his lazy entourage were just watching. Ewu Hausa of Imo was even sleeping.

Abeg leave them jare they were on a HOLIDAY PICNIC to US.. do you take notes during HOLIDAY PICNIC?

francescainnoce:
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When are you planning to become The Baby mama and waiting to be your BABY DADDY.

briefty:
We ladies are indeed the DEVIL.

Please when are you going to become a baby mama and waiting to be your BABY PAPA.

na joke ooooo

MSItachi:
The baby mama chronicles continues. I wonder how this babies will be 20 years from now. Mothers everywhere no father in sight

Very soon we will start having Association of BABY MAMAS... also I think MINISTER FOR The MINISTRY OF BABY MAMAS will soon be created..

Few months ago davido impregnated one old agbaya and it was trending like slice bread.. The world is crazier each passing day...

misspicy:
Maje Ayida and his Baby Mama Anita have
welcomed a Son together....
The pitter patter of Tiny feet was birthed in a
London hospital on Sunday July
19,2015....Today makes his birth one week.
The little bundle of Joy is being kept hush hush
because of the last public outcry that trailed
Maje's conduct of impregnating another
woman whilst still married.




www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/07/maje-ayida-and-baby-mama-anita-solomon.html?m=1

The silly baby-mama trend... I dont even know how such habit is morally accepted by many..

The funny theory is if a rich man or a dude from a rich home or a celebrity impregnates your sister/daughter its ok... but when the dude is from a poor unknown family its becomes a felony...

Hypocrisy every....

davien:
How does any of that make 25 dead people okay?...you all have refused to answer that...since the original premise is that the dead are a consequence of buhari being elected into office...even still,is it not on behalf of anti-terrorism support that he(the president) is outside the country?

If you don't like buhari,say it,instead of using tragedy as a mouth-piece for your hatred.

bros i dont hate buhari(he is an upright man), i just hate the lies and propaganda APC fed to gullible Nigerians...

They said GEJ was clueless and stupid but even at the peak of his supposed cluelessness Boko haram was curtailed and reduced to fragments...
Now we have an ex -military chief in charge and boko haram are killing as if they are playing computer Game. Human life is very very precious you will understand that if you have ever lost a love one....

I expected buhari to do a better job in terms of security than Goodluck... Am not happy at the state of events....

Nigeria belongs to us all... Irrespective of tribal ,religious or political differences...

davien:
What does that have to do with this...can't you even empathize on the situation at hand instead of going off on your dismay at who got elected....shame on you,babydaddy indeed...

The truth is ,no matter how good your marketing team are they cant successfully sell a bad commodity.....

I must confess APC were excellent with their propaganda and marketing, they forgot that good marketing without a good commodity means failure...

I dont think Buhari was adequately prepared to be A President, APC were just anxious to push-out Goodluck Jonathan a minority President....

BabyDaddy20:
What was the reason why Buhari went to the U.S.A visit OBAMA ?? Terrorism was created by the U.S government, they supplied arms to ISIS & AL Qeada to fight their corrupt president but they used the arms in killing innocent people & fighting for islamic state.

When the U.S realized their mistakes, they went to Afghanistan & Iraq to fight the terrorists the sponsored, What happened to the AMERICAN ARMY ?? THEY WERE ALL KILLED & HUMILIATED. Obama had to withdraw his foolish troops.

What happened during Goodluck Jonathan's government ?? The U.S government refused to sell arms to Nigeria, but Russian sold to Nigeria & the Boko haram were eliminated.

[color=#000000]And our president BUHARI went to visit the very president that refused to help us thinking they can fight Boko Haram, i promise you if the American Army eventually comes to Nigeria to Fight Boko Haram they will all be killed, The U.S ARMY IS VERY WEAK[/color]

Post of the thread....
American soldiers are not suited for ground fight.. The america army is best suited in dropping bombs on their targets afterwards running back to their florida military base...

The yankees have never defeated terrorism in their existence so they cant help us... You cant give what you dont have....

onatisi:
Grandpa buhari is working

Jes our president is walking to west germany and USSR.... Lol

Change-tanoids vs Tanoids lets the verbal attack begin...

I thought buhari was in US to cement our friendship with the yankees now CNN is really trying to present Nigeria as a bad destination for foreign investments.

Buhari promised to end boko haram in 2 month seems to me it will take 4 years by then boko haram must have killed atleast 1Million souls.

Election is over time to work the miracles.

TALK IS CHEAP, ACTIONS ARE EXPENSIVES....