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Crime › Re: DSS Arraigns Five Suspects Over Kidnapping Of NYSC Members In Imo by Ankakh: 7:36am On Oct 21
jmoore:
Tinubu supporters were calling Obi up and down in previous thread.
And here are the indisputable receipts.

That's what happens when people support politicians or parties without a brake.
Travel › Re: Spoilt Truck Blocks Niger Bridge, Causes Gridlock by Ankakh: 7:33am On Oct 21
This is totally avoidable. Maybe this is a good time for them to break the ridiculous demarcation.
Family › Re: Is This True About The Demands On Both Men And Women? Photo by Ankakh: 7:28am On Oct 21
Well, this is backed by current research. Of course, individual reality might defer. But generally, this seems to be the case.

Women have been involved in the paid workforce in increasing numbers since the 1970s. However, women’s increased labor force participation has not been matched by a proportional reduction in their unpaid domestic work, producing a persistent “second shift”
Source
Romance › Re: Fiance Calls Off Wedding After Warning Her To Quit Social Media by Ankakh: 7:22am On Oct 21
The guy funny o. Did he not see her doing the social media before they started their relationship?

Or did she say she was going to stop at any point?

Sometimes, we just stress ourselves on things that are not worth it.
Business › Re: Build Your Side Hustle by Ankakh(op): 7:15am On Oct 21
WHO ARE YOUR CLIENTS AND WHERE DO YOU FIND THEM?

Your first clients are not the big companies. They are the small businesses around you that have a social media page but are not using it effectively.

In Nigeria right now, the most accessible client categories for a beginner social media manager are:

Small retail businesses — boutiques, shoe sellers, fabric stores, phone accessories shops. These businesses have Instagram pages and post inconsistently. Their main need is consistency and better-looking content.

Food businesses — restaurants, small chops catering, home chefs who sell on Instagram, cake makers, shawarma spots, bukkas trying to reach a new generation. Food content is inherently visual and performs well on social media. These clients are easy to produce good content for.

Service businesses — salons, barbershops, spas, dry cleaners, logistics companies, dispatch riders, event decorators, makeup artists, photographers. These businesses live and die by visibility. Their customers look them up on Instagram before they visit.

Schools and churches — private nursery and primary schools use social media for enrollment and community engagement. Churches use it for outreach. Both need consistent content but rarely have anyone managing it properly.

Professional service providers — lawyers, accountants, doctors, consultants who want to build personal brands and attract clients through social media. This category tends to pay better and take the work more seriously.

Estate agents and property developers — one of the highest-paying niches in Nigerian social media management. Property companies post listings, videos, and developments constantly and need someone who can make it look aspirational and professional.
You do not need to target all of these. Pick one category to start.

The more specific your focus, the easier it is to position yourself and the faster you build relevant experience.
Politics › Re: Femi Otedola Calls Obafemi Hamzat "Incoming Governor", Reveals 49 Years Link by Ankakh: 10:20pm On Oct 20
naptu2:
Michael Otedola was never military administrator of Lagos. He wasn't even a soldier.
You're correct. I messed up the facts.

He was elected governor of Lagos State from 1992 to 1993 on the platform of the National Republican Convention (NRC), leaving office when General Sani Abacha came to power.
Business › Re: Shade Okoya Blocked Me From Seeing My Father – Fatai Okoya by Ankakh: 10:16pm On Oct 20
I saw the letter earlier and just skipped. Their family. Their headache. They will be fine.

But seeing this interview snippet, it seems this 'man' does not understand how things work.

Recounting his experience at his father’s 86th birthday celebration on January 12, 2026, Fatai said he received a VIP welcome but was allegedly stopped from approaching his father by his wife, Shade Okoya.
You're not ready for reconciliation dear sir.

If you are, you'll thoroughly avoid mudslinging your father's wife.

Fatai explained that their disagreement involved a small amount of money he took while younger and reckless. He also cited his decision to marry a woman his father reportedly disapproved of, insisting he was young and in love at the time.
Would he like to get into the details of the "small amount of money" and how reckless he was?

And then on top of that, he married someone his father disapproved of. Well, his father had expectations of him and he was disappointed. And it seems he keeps disappointing his father with this interview.

There are some signs of stubborness.

The lesson: Regardless of the level of the family feud and how public y'all are, let's learn to stop washing our dirty linens in public.

I sincerely wish him well.
Business › Re: Share Your Experience Lending Money To Friends, Relatives Or Family by Ankakh: 10:05pm On Oct 20
I don't lend others what I can't dash.

Family members can show you shege even if you're careful. They will mismanage their resources and be looking for bailout every time.

There are truly disadvantaged people that need help (from orphans to people that calamity actually befell). If you come around with any ridiculous entitlement mentality, let's just say we know the response already.
Business › Re: Build Your Side Hustle by Ankakh(op): 9:59pm On Oct 20
WHAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO START

Let us be very specific about this because a lot of people imagine they need more than they do.

What you need:

A smartphone — to take photos, create content, schedule posts, and respond to DMs. Any decent smartphone that runs Instagram and Canva with sufficient storage is enough to start. Any phone in the range of 100-250k is suitable. You do not need an iPhone 17.

A free Canva account — to create graphics for posts. Canva has hundreds of free social media templates in every niche imaginable. A food business, a fashion brand, a school, a tech startup — there are templates for all of them. You do not need to know graphic design. You need to know how to edit a template with your client's colours, logo, and text. (Pro tip: be consistent with the colours, logo and text. Decide early on the colours and the font and stick to it.

Stable internet — at least during working hours. You do not need unlimited data, but you need enough to download assets, post content, and respond to messages. A good N3,000 to N5,000 data plan per month is workable to start. (Don't waste the data just scrolling around on social media.)

Basic writing ability — you must be able to write a clear, engaging caption in English. Not Shakespearean English. Conversational English. The kind you use when you are texting a friend about something you want them to be excited about. If you can do that, you can write captions. The more you do it, the better you get at it. Use AI for guide. Check competitors in your niche and adapt accordingly.

An understanding of the platform — you need to know how Instagram works. How hashtags function. What Reels are versus regular posts. What Stories are used for. What time posts tend to perform better. Most of this you already know from using social media yourself.

What you do NOT need:

— A laptop (helpful but not required to start)
— A professional camera
— A marketing degree or any formal qualification
— A portfolio of past clients (you will build this in the first month)
— Money for ads (organic growth is where you start)
— An office or any physical space

The barrier to starting this is genuinely low.

The reason more people are not doing it well is not lack of tools.

It is lack of structure and lack of positioning — which is exactly what this post gives you.
Business › Re: JPMorgan Deposits $38 Million With CBN As It Attempts To Secure Banking License by Ankakh: 3:07pm On Oct 20
This news will gladden the heart of the HNIs.
Business › Re: What Business Can I Do With 2.5M? by Ankakh: 3:04pm On Oct 20
WantsandMore:
Depends, do you have a skill you can invest into like a creative skill(sales, marketing, import, export) otherwise apprentice on any you may like for a while to get a hang of it and then invest your own cap. Another way, is, after selling your bikes , add the total and invest in mutual funds(18.6% yoy) grow yield. Slow and steady, but for this to work , you need a hustle to keep the light on, perhaps continue with your delivery but carefully chose which despatch and distance to accept so as to keep food on the table, in 3 years, your money will double. Then calculate how much you make quarterly and make that your living expenses while the other bulk of the cap keeps minting cash flow...
This is good advice.

Just a little edit: the 18% yoy is not a guarantee because the market is always fluid.

In everything, don't lose the hustle in your mind while trying to keep the work schedule more reasonable.
Business › Re: Build Your Side Hustle by Ankakh(op): 2:53pm On Oct 20
So far, these are the topics we have covered:

— You already have something worth selling.
— Seven skills businesses are already paying for.
— How to find your first client.
— How to price your services.
— How to deliver professionally and build referrals.
— Why digital products are the next level.
— How to package your knowledge into a product.
— How to market that product without a budget or a big following.

Now, let's break down some specific business ideas that was covered earlier (and maybe add some) and how you can start today:

1. Social Media Management Services

Let me paint you a picture.

Somewhere in your street, your estate, your town — there is a small business with an Instagram page.

Maybe it is a boutique. A restaurant. A school. A logistics company. A pharmacy. A salon. A church that sells DVDs of its services.

That business has an Instagram page because someone told them they needed one. So they created it, posted fourteen times in January with a lot of energy, then went quiet. The last post was three months ago. The bio says "DM for orders" but the DM takes four days to respond. The profile photo is blurry. The captions say things like "Quality service guaranteed. Call us today!!!" with three exclamation marks and no other information.

That business is losing customers every single day to competitors who show up consistently online.

And that business will pay someone to fix it.

That someone could be you.

What exactly is social media management?

Social media management, at its core, is the job of running a business's social media presence on their behalf.

That means different things depending on the client and what they need. But for a small business in Nigeria — which is your most accessible starting market — it typically involves some or all of the following:

Creating content — writing captions, designing simple graphics, sometimes taking or editing photos. You are producing the posts that go on their page.

Scheduling and posting — deciding when to post, at what time, how frequently, and making sure the content goes up consistently even when the business owner is busy running the actual business.

Engaging with followers — responding to comments, answering DMs professionally, liking and engaging with relevant accounts to grow visibility.

Growing the page — using smart strategies (relevant hashtags, engagement tactics, collaborations, consistent posting) to attract new followers who are actually potential customers.

Reporting — giving the client a simple monthly update on what happened: how many people the posts reached, what content performed best, how the follower count moved, what the plan is for next month.

That is the job.

Notice something important: nowhere in that description does it say "must know how to code" or "must have a degree in marketing" or "must own a camera worth N500,000."

The tools for this job are mostly things you are probably already using. Instagram. Facebook. Twitter. Canva.

Your phone.

That is a significant percentage of what you need.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Oil Rich Province Of Alberta Votes On Whether It Should Secede From Canada by Ankakh: 2:26pm On Oct 20
ariesbull:
Are you a yoruba man? Bro you talk like one

So at the end of the day sir, what did you say! Are you saying that you know their problem more than them in alberta?
Even those in Alberta know that seceding from Canada is not in their best interest (at least by the polls, more than 60%). And out of those pushing for the referendum, more than half of them are hoping to use the results to have more leverage in their negotiations with the federal. In other words, they also don't want to leave. But it's an important thing to remind them of the danger of seceding.
Politics › Re: Femi Otedola Calls Obafemi Hamzat "Incoming Governor", Reveals 49 Years Link by Ankakh:
It's a good reminder that Michael Otedola was once military administrator of Lagos state.
Modified:

Not a military administrator. He was elected governor of Lagos State from 1992 to 1993.
Politics › Re: Yayi Must Face EFCC, Clear Senate Corruption Allegation - Oluwole Oladapo by Ankakh: 2:12pm On Oct 20
Several people are sitting in public offices and still under investigation.

The issue is simple: when public officials submit themselves to the law as ordinary citizens, then law enforcement begins to take shape. If not, nothing will change.
Politics › Re: “You Have No Right To Call Me A Tout!” — Sowore Confronts Lawyer (Video) by Ankakh: 2:08pm On Oct 20
The counsel was wrong to refer to him as a tout but dear Mr Omoyele Sowore, you do sometimes behave as one.
Crime › Re: UK Nurse Faces Jail For Year Long Affair With Male Prisoner by Ankakh: 2:04pm On Oct 20
Why does her image look like AI while the story is not strange at all?
Business › Re: 6 Industries That Will Exist Forever (Photos) by Ankakh: 8:27am On Oct 20
Most of these industries will remain but they will evolve. And the ability to see the connection and how to plug it will make a lot of difference for investors and entrepreneurs.
Politics › Re: Power Generation Crashes From 3,840MW To 477MW by Ankakh: 8:25am On Oct 20
iwaeda:
If I don't give you constant electricity, don't VOTE for me. Now it has fallen to less than 500MW. grin grin grin grin grin
He said what he said. Nigerians should take him at his word. When people reveal themselves, believe them.
Politics › Re: FG Will Introduce Fuel Tax When Economy Stabilises, Income Improves - Oyedele by Ankakh: 8:23am On Oct 20
“At the appropriate time, when the economy has stabilised and income level will be able to accommodate it, those taxes will come. Not because we want to impose taxes.”
Thank you Mr Oyedele. At least you said the truth.

Nigerians have been warned. Vote accordingly.
Business › Re: I’d Rather Go To Prison Than Lose My Phone - Dangote by Ankakh: 8:22am On Oct 20
Stephen0mozzy:
Hehe.... Na all us us my dear business partner. Even me with my 10 Dangote shares nor go like loss my phone.

Our business and network have been so deeply intertwined in our devices. Small tip sha, backup your contacts to your gmail/cloud sha, if some kain werey panel problem nack your phone... Phone contacts otilo.
That tip is so key. If your contacts matter, either for personal/professional, back up your contacts NOW.
Business › Re: Deutsche Bank Adds Nigeria To Frontier FX Watchlist, Bets On Naira Gains by Ankakh: 8:18am On Oct 20
Expect APC to tout this as a win...

For investors, Deutsche Bank’s inclusion of Nigeria in its frontier FX monitor adds to the positive signals surrounding the currency. However, the extent to which these developments translate into sustained appreciation will depend on continued foreign exchange liquidity, attractive real yields and fiscal discipline.
My exact thoughts. How does this benefit the common man, not just investors?
Travel › Re: Two Severely Burnt As Diesel Tanker Explodes Under Otedola Bridge (Video) by Ankakh: 8:16am On Oct 20
What's with ghastly accidents and this Otedola bridge axis?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Oil Rich Province Of Alberta Votes On Whether It Should Secede From Canada by Ankakh: 8:15am On Oct 20
They better learn from Brexit. That's how a certain Nigel dude pushed for Brexit, and where is the British economy 10 years after?

Many Alberta separatists believe the Liberal Party-led federal government in Ottawa has constrained the Conservative-governed province's oil industry ​through environmental policies.
Then you negotiate carefully and constructively, not throw the baby with the bathwater. Regulations exist so that companies do not ride roughshod over the people. Regulations exist to keep everyone in check. Let's not quickly forget that it's part of the lack of effective regulation that caused the 2008 global financial crisis.
Business › Re: Build Your Side Hustle by Ankakh(op): 8:07am On Oct 20
“The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.” – Lao Tzu

Have you taken action? If not, what's delaying you?
Sports › Re: The Most Valuable Clubs Across Every Continent. (Photos) by Ankakh: 10:11pm On Oct 19
The North Africans and SA have really down a good job of investing in their local leagues. And the result is there to see.

But squad value is not a sufficient metric to determine how valuable a club is. There are lots of other factors like stadium, broadcast rights, endorsements and lots of other assets that are in play.
Business › Re: Opay Loan Losses: $113m Written Off, But Did Nigerians Refuse To Pay? by Ankakh: 10:07pm On Oct 19
The ratio then fell in the first half of 2026 after OPay tightened consumer lending and moved toward merchant loans.
Merchant loans is the way to go, as they hope to cover the gaps in their books.

But the more than doubling of the number of lending apps within just 2 years raises serious concerns. I hope the SEC is really keeping tabs.
Politics › Re: If Buhari As General Couldn't End Insecurity, Don't Expect Tinubu To – Yari by Ankakh: 9:59pm On Oct 19
For the politicians, the problem of insecurity is more about their willingness, not so much about ability. Because when they want to get funds for infrastructure or their other pet projects, they find the money and get things done.

But once it comes to their core mission to protect lives and properties, we start hearing excuses and blames.

They can do better.

Meanwhile, Hon Yari, so why should Nigerians vote for him after 4 years if he has failed on insecurity like his predecessor?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi And Obidients Are Biggest Obstacle To Igbo Presidency – Segun Sowunmi by Ankakh: 3:25pm On Oct 19
The biggest obstacle I see to the Igbo presidency is Peter Obi and his Obidients. Let me tell you why. Power must be negotiated,” Sowunmi said.
So all the outreach, glad-handing and negotiations Obi across the nation has been doing since before the last election is not enough. Clowns!

Meanwhile, a certain candidate while campaigning allegedly said that in 2022: "you grab power..."
Politics › Re: Verydarkman Blasts Adeleke’s Sons Over Luxury Cars, Urges Gov.to Develop Osun by Ankakh: 3:21pm On Oct 19
If you have to put others down to make news, there is nothing much to you in the first place.

And for those displaying obscene wealth in Nigeria, at a time like this, may you receive wisdom.
Politics › Re: Ex-Delta Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan Is Dead by Ankakh: 3:18pm On Oct 19
May his soul rest in peace and for those other politicians that are still here, they should remember that life is fickle and they should do better.
Business › Re: KFC Abandons Pepsi For Coca-cola After Nearly 40 Years In The US by Ankakh: 3:14pm On Oct 19
Pepsi and Coca-Cola, one of the greatest CPG rivalries of modern history.

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