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Why could have nigeria voted for ahmad musa instead if enyeama!

yemi2plus:
1. The lady was not tied down. Remember, it was only a guy that raped her.

2. She was drugged either.

3. I don't think that's possible, use one hand to open and wear a condom? No!

N0 3 is possible bro, tear up wit teeth, then roll up with one hand, its very simple.

Yomieluv:
Even less than that..

Just impregnate the lady,and have her family beg you to take her home to cover shame..

They will be the one to sponsor the wedding sef.

Experience

belloahmad:
hi bro, it is you i will be asking if you still remember me. lol. my subscribers are always in my mind. did you received the advanced marketer at all? how is business? i just forward the recent pack to your mail. i wish you success.

thanks for all the good work boss! I'll love to have it sir! Akinolaanu@yahoo.com

importexpert:
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kenny4nicegirls:
March 21st

birthday mate!

Ezemust:
wat do u mean?hogson team played the best football in the world cup.he is progresive minded unlike our retrogresive keshi

which best football? Tell me how many match they won...

These people do visit nairaland. Tolexander gave the example of chamberlain neville before anyone did.

What da heck went wrong wit vpersie....its high tym van gal dropped DAT guy...

RedEboe:
Try to constantly get your mind actively distracted and focused on other human activities rather than $ex, then you'll make some headway. Such other activities include reading, writing, strolling, hanging out with your boyz, focusing on your work/business and on HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY.
I'm giving you this advise not just on moral grounds but on technical grounds. When a guy's mind is occupied with $ex 24/7 chances are that if/when an opportunity finally presents itself, such a guy may not last up to 11seconds during intercourse.

FACT

Missmossy:
The man as he is the one in charge of the entire affairs.

see that lil gal's mentality... Omode sha!!!

onila:
he cant even talk to me for more than 2 minutes on the phone

he does not even gossip

how can me, a very energetic, hyper and talkative daughter

have such a father

I cant remember when I and my pops discussed abt anything last

Onila! Are you sure he's the one that gave birth to you? It is better you ask your mum very well.

100Cents:
Okay ,you snap am from Fulldhamal.com

LIAR...

People above me, please you have a scammer in English Mart..

*BURSTED*

Reference: What is it with this 'on' thing when it comes to personal items. Is it a fad or what because it just sounds.... 'in' feels a lot better.

what's this one saying? Are you alright?

It's sexy seeing guys on pant..it's really cool. I love it.

OohMpa: [color=#808000]A device to detect virginity and number of guys have entered....

Would just come close, say hi with the device hidden and brought near the pünny, it'll read and through a bt headset would relay the info:

"WARNING!!!! Ekaette is a virgin and hasn't even been fïngered" - This is jump and pass

"WARNING!!!! Ekaette was just entered last night and has been seen by 52 guys" -This ain't a pünny anymore but a hole, another jump and pass....

"Ekaette ain't a virgin and her pünny is as tight as Theresa's own"- Operation cüninlingus

#Sai[/color]

lmao....odee

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I'm liking this game... Bring it on, the world's watching your fool:shness.

K

Everybody should be 'terrify'.

See how the incident was exaggerated...funny thou!

Idowuogbo: Lmaaaao!!!! Nna, dat babe ndi too much mehn! U must wife that. She'll ginger your household 2,4 with her melodious swagger. Just imagine make dat same babe dey sing Tekno's dance track during una el romanus classes, her ringtone go badt mehn....like say u no go like am if d babe dey shake her kokoro on top your okra. Make she dey rekekere kerekeke reke...rekekere popo re popo rekeke ropo...Tekno! Adun gbagba dun gbagba dun dugbagba dun gbagba dun gbagba dun dun dun rekekere kekekere kerekeke....Singiro! Shingoro!

shit as usual!

Dazzlee: Awww.......you're hallucinating again. Eeiyah. Didn't you take your antipsychotic drugs? Or is it finished? Seems like it...or it's probably adultrated evidenced by your behaviour. Pele.


PS: You're actually more st.upid than I thought.

chai!

Tolexander: why would you think so bro?

what exactly did you insinuate?

Who's in? March 21st....