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Carnival or pornival

jmaine: With Calabar Carnival . . .You can never be bored

IMO! A̶̲̥̅̊ cheap gal's the one who's easily †̥ seduce n lust on all guz she sees

Y won't she fart ‎​I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ♍Ɣ presence, D̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̥̅τ̲̅ means she's hiding some things from ♏Ε̲̣̣̣̥. A̶̲̥̅̊ gal who doesn't fart ‎​I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ her guy's presence is secretive.

Timijo: 1. If you like Her .. ASK HER OUT!
2. When you hug her, put YOUR ARMS around her WAIST and hold her close.
3. When you WALK next to her, get as CLOSE as you can to her.
4. If she's the only one in your life, TELL HER.
5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her.
6. Give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR...
8. Always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!).
9. Kiss her lightly every chance you get.
10. Look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead, or nose.
11. If she says she's cold, don't be an idiot and say "me too" and stand there, give her your jacket or just simply hold her in your arms.
12. Don't force her to do anything she's not comfortable with.
13. Invite her to dinner or somewhere where you cantalk, instead of the movies.
14. Try not to ask her if she's mad at you EVERY TIME you speak to her.
15. Always tell her you LOVE her ONLY IF U REALLY MEAN IT!
16. DON'T pressure her to do anything she isnt READY to do. When she is ready, she will let you know.
She just wants everything to be more SPECIAL and PERFECT. So appreciate what she does do with you.
17. DON'T' go and tell your friends anything that happens between you two,cause it will hurt her and make her mad...and it will NEVER happen again.
18. Call her .. girls love to be called or just send little text message to her, this will make her think about you all day!
If YOU Did Not Notice That the 7th Point Is Missing, that Means YOU Are Thinking About The Person YOU Love...*winks*

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There should ßƺ age limit Ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ starting up topic here....The rate at which little children post gabbage here is really pissing ♏Ε̲̣̣̣̥ off. @OP ßƺ of age before Ɣ☺ΰ start any relationship.

egbeman1: Please I need ur sincere advice: I'v been dating this girl for the past 2 months, her dad is a Bishop and her mom a pastor.
Am actualy her 1st love and have been in a hygenic relatnship with her (No sex).She's the kinda girl I want to settle down with,and that's the main reason why I haven't deflowered her till our wedding night.
The issue now is that: we made the relatnsp very obvious,we did pics together and uploaded on facebook, she used my pics as her dp on bbm. Her mom too is on facebook and bbm. she saw all but didn't comment,till she came to Nigeria few weeks ago.She still kept quite untill last 2weeks she ceased my gf's phone in the mid nyt. I and the girl are in same school,even tho we rarely see because she's in the medical school.Our communication now is very poor and am afraid that the luv might gradualy die.I luv the girl rly much cos she brought luck to me.She's indirectly blaming me for what happened,because her mom read our pings and series of sms I sent to her.
Pls wat advice can u give to me?!?
NB: she's tinking of getting another fon to use wenever she's in skl and probably drop it wenever she's going home on weekends.

Life! So much av learnt from it...trust n believe urself 2. Humble n respect pple around u 3. Neva luk down on pple. Etc

It marvels ♏Ε̲̣̣̣̥ aw some pple jezz come up here †̥ post gabbage. @OP, nt all thoughs re meant †̥ be posted expecially urs!!!!!!!!

♍Ɣ fair complexion.....oh! S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ attractive.

Hi guyz, ♍ in ♍Ɣ 2nd year @ d uni. Jezz need ur opinion on d biz i can go into as a̶̲̥̅̊ student which won't affect ma academic life. Anticipatin ur response.

Hi guyz, ♍ in ♍Ɣ 2nd year @ d uni. Jezz need ur opinion on d biz i can go into as a̶̲̥̅̊ student which won't affect ma academic life...anticipatin ur response reasonable guyz in d house.

kpolli: I tot ur wife just dumped u

wonderin that as well Oo°˚˚˚°

joeydozzy: and wetin you dey do when their eyes dey open eh?

....find someone n U̶̲̥̅̊ gonna kno what  was doin....

heygal: Ђδω many have you kissed?

....3 with all closing there eyes.

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Can't wait........let's g there.....

Which kind signing be D̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̥̅τ̲̅ one......

The guy Ω̴̩̩̩̥α real enterpreneur Ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ baby factory

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Wonder why some people forgot to realise †̥ realize that this is nigeria W̶̲̥̅̊ђξЯξ they make the beginin of an event known, and d end, covered. Don't be surprised in ten years time when Ɣ☺ΰ start seeing him walking on the road. This is niger!

Hello R n V!
Av been having this prob since i gain admission into d uni, am a very light guy bt i notice, whenever am at home(during d hol) my skin colour is always normal bt when i get back to skul the colour fade gradually, dis has been giving me concern for a long time now n i notice dark spot on my face, what's d cause of this n what's d remedy,
Thanks very much,

@op, pls i need ur help on which cream is good for light guy lyk me, av been usin 'MISS CHERIE' before but i notice it dampened my face n my neck, thanks in advance,

should i laugh?

i go laff later

A fair skin lady, with good and white set of teeth, hmmmm! I go crazy wen i see ladies like that.

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the only thing am gonna advice u guyz writing putme on is dat u should do d exam very(score mor dan average which is 50%) cos their is limited chance for unlimited studentsi.e most pple score above average, Wel wish y'all success n hopin to seein u guys in Ogbomoso dis yr
Cheers!

DEAR CANDIDATE,THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR ADMISSION INTO YOUR DEPT WOULD NOT BE SUCCESSFUL DUE TO LOW SCORE.CALL me; meaning pls,

pls help me check my name; AKINOLA AANUOLUWAPO OLAOLUWA, Thanks hunh,