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PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by annexes: 9:08pm On Aug 07, 2013
The issue of annoying and irritating messages being sent to my line every minutes, can you help put a stop to that?(4100, 33260, 26464, 33560 etc)
EducationRe: Again, ASUU, FG Yet To Agree As Meeting Postponed To Next Week by annexes: 8:02am On Aug 07, 2013
Next week never end
Forum GamesRe: Something About New P-square Single "Personally" by annexes: 7:11am On Aug 07, 2013
Omaseuntically, op, i pity youtically.
RomanceRe: Which State(s) In Nigeria Does The Most Beautiful Ladies Come From? by annexes: 9:52pm On Aug 06, 2013
State of emergency
EducationRe: Most Expensive In Nigerian Secondary School In Lagos. Over (N4,480, 000.00) Per by annexes: 9:33am On Aug 06, 2013
joeydozzy: If you can'T afford it, you don't comment. Last time I checked, people want good value for their investments. You got your own beliefs, they got theirs at they can very well afford it.
Exorbitant tuition fees is independent of a kid's attitude to learning but some think differently. They love their kids that they sacrifice this much to get the best out of them

Stop acting poor all the time, it makes you unwilling to reach for the heights
BOMB FOR THE POVERTY RIDDEN SET OF PEOPLE.
EducationRe: Most Expensive In Nigerian Secondary School In Lagos. Over (N4,480, 000.00) Per by annexes: 2:40am On Aug 06, 2013
tolulinks: You have the highest GPA? Well great for you but do u get to have the same exposure and connection as this kids? Na. End of story
nyc response
FamilyRe: Share Your Addiction!! by annexes: 2:24am On Aug 06, 2013
Cold blooded: weird addiction huh
But it is not suppose to be an addiction; it's more of a premeditated action.
do i need a therapist?
FamilyRe: Share Your Addiction!! by annexes: 2:22am On Aug 06, 2013
RedBenson: U are an agent of mammy water.
lol, water mammy ni.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Should Meet ASUU Demand Or Else The Demand Will Increase- Engr Musiwa by annexes: 7:48am On Aug 05, 2013
And who's this musiwa of a thing?
FamilyRe: Share Your Addiction!! by annexes: 7:44am On Aug 05, 2013
I'm addicted to staring @ pple(bad habit bt dunno aw to stop it).
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by annexes: 7:30pm On Aug 04, 2013
[quote author=Ike~lips]Chapter 36

The next morning i went into the kitchen to look for my garri. Behold my sack was gone. I could not believe it. I screamed the devil is a liar. But who could do this to me? I had become the biggest garri dealer in the village and i had many enemies. It could only be my biggest competitor, the alhaji wanna be. You cannot outsmart your master. I had to teach him a lesson. I went to Ikeji to buy 5 more bags of garri. Since they were 50kgs. I could not use okada. I paid a taxi and he took me to my uncle's place. I decided to keep my bags of garri there because they would be safe there. I promise him and his wife 25kgs if they made sure my bags were safe.

They lived 3 blocks from me so i walked home from their house. I got into my room and i boiled a cup of tea. It was time to teach this alhaji wanna be a lesson. No one steals my goods and gets away with it scot free. I went outside i found a couple of boys playing soccer on an open ground. It was entertaining to watch. I watched it until the boys got into fight over one of the strikers who was offside. This big boy was given a good beat down buy a boy who was almost half his size. Everyone just watched and no one tried to stop the until the big boy's mother came running holding a big machete to break the fight. I thought this orobo just had to spoil the fun. Thats was how the soccer game ended.
The orobo dragged her son by the ear back home. I decided to follow them. I thought to myself this could be the perfect guy to help me plot against my enemy. Nonso was going to pay for what he did to my garri. I caught up wit the orobo who was dragging her son by the ear i said to her.

"Ma can i please talk to your son"

She gave me this disgusted look and she started swearing at me in a dialect i could not understand. The son tried to calm her down but she hit with the machete she was holding. Luckily she used the side of the machete otherwise it was going to slice her son in half. I just stood there in shock. I could not believe this mad woman. She dey craze? I went and held her back and i told her i wanted to talk to her about getting her son a job and staying out of trouble. She looked like someone who was struggling to take her family. The clothes she wore looked old and the son was wearing a torn shirt.
She calmed down and asked me what kind of job i could offer her son. I told her that she could transport my garri for me to other cities and in return he would receive a reasonable pay plus a 50kg of garri every month. She hesitated at first, but after convincing her it would keep her son off the streets she eventually agreed. She warned me not to use her son to transport drugs because if i did, her babalawo would deal with me. I wondered to myself, but why didn't she use the same babalawo to make money so she could buy more appropriate clothes?

This is one thing that has always confused me about people who are into black magic. They give up so much and they never get what they expect before it back fires. I remember an uncle of mine back in my village. He used juju so that his sons would not marry. He wanted them to work and send him money. If they didn't have families to take care of, it meant that they would have more than enough to send to him to get what he wanted. Funny enough, his sons never married but neither were they able to keep jobs. They made women all over pregnant.
They ended up spending more on their illegitimate children and less on this poor man. He confessed to everything when he taught he was about to die. You know people who keep the big secrets to the death bed. Unfortunately he did not die soon after confessing.
He eventually got better. All of his sons cut contact with him. Out of the 5 sons 2 of them married. The oldest moved in with a woman who had 3 children for him but they never got married. One moved to Thailand he got caught up in drug trafficking and he got caught and killed. They tried getting his body sent back to Nigeria, but it was to no avail. 3 months had passed and they were pretty sure he had been cremated and his ashes where thrown away. That was the end of Temi. He was never given any respects. He just faded away like dust.

The youngest moved to Lagos and became a yahoo boy. I wanted to raise enough money to go overseas to start a new life there. I guess he got caught up in the fun Lagos had to offer, after 3years he was still in Nigeria. One of the villagers passed rumors that he was lying to people that his father was abroad and he would soon join him. Meanwhile his father walking looking half dead in Sagamu.

Uncle suffered a stroke, he is still alive, but after seeing him sometimes you would think that it would have been better if he was dead. None of his sons wanted what's dis one sayin, Is it part of d story?
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by annexes: 7:30pm On Aug 04, 2013
[quote author=Ike~lips]Chapter 36

The next morning i went into the kitchen to look for my garri. Behold my sack was gone. I could not believe it. I screamed the devil is a liar. But who could do this to me? I had become the biggest garri dealer in the village and i had many enemies. It could only be my biggest competitor, the alhaji wanna be. You cannot outsmart your master. I had to teach him a lesson. I went to Ikeji to buy 5 more bags of garri. Since they were 50kgs. I could not use okada. I paid a taxi and he took me to my uncle's place. I decided to keep my bags of garri there because they would be safe there. I promise him and his wife 25kgs if they made sure my bags were safe.

They lived 3 blocks from me so i walked home from their house. I got into my room and i boiled a cup of tea. It was time to teach this alhaji wanna be a lesson. No one steals my goods and gets away with it scot free. I went outside i found a couple of boys playing soccer on an open ground. It was entertaining to watch. I watched it until the boys got into fight over one of the strikers who was offside. This big boy was given a good beat down buy a boy who was almost half his size. Everyone just watched and no one tried to stop the until the big boy's mother came running holding a big machete to break the fight. I thought this orobo just had to spoil the fun. Thats was how the soccer game ended.
The orobo dragged her son by the ear back home. I decided to follow them. I thought to myself this could be the perfect guy to help me plot against my enemy. Nonso was going to pay for what he did to my garri. I caught up wit the orobo who was dragging her son by the ear i said to her.

"Ma can i please talk to your son"

She gave me this disgusted look and she started swearing at me in a dialect i could not understand. The son tried to calm her down but she hit with the machete she was holding. Luckily she used the side of the machete otherwise it was going to slice her son in half. I just stood there in shock. I could not believe this mad woman. She dey craze? I went and held her back and i told her i wanted to talk to her about getting her son a job and staying out of trouble. She looked like someone who was struggling to take her family. The clothes she wore looked old and the son was wearing a torn shirt.
She calmed down and asked me what kind of job i could offer her son. I told her that she could transport my garri for me to other cities and in return he would receive a reasonable pay plus a 50kg of garri every month. She hesitated at first, but after convincing her it would keep her son off the streets she eventually agreed. She warned me not to use her son to transport drugs because if i did, her babalawo would deal with me. I wondered to myself, but why didn't she use the same babalawo to make money so she could buy more appropriate clothes?

This is one thing that has always confused me about people who are into black magic. They give up so much and they never get what they expect before it back fires. I remember an uncle of mine back in my village. He used juju so that his sons would not marry. He wanted them to work and send him money. If they didn't have families to take care of, it meant that they would have more than enough to send to him to get what he wanted. Funny enough, his sons never married but neither were they able to keep jobs. They made women all over pregnant.
They ended up spending more on their illegitimate children and less on this poor man. He confessed to everything when he taught he was about to die. You know people who keep the big secrets to the death bed. Unfortunately he did not die soon after confessing.
He eventually got better. All of his sons cut contact with him. Out of the 5 sons 2 of them married. The oldest moved in with a woman who had 3 children for him but they never got married. One moved to Thailand he got caught up in drug trafficking and he got caught and killed. They tried getting his body sent back to Nigeria, but it was to no avail. 3 months had passed and they were pretty sure he had been cremated and his ashes where thrown away. That was the end of Temi. He was never given any respects. He just faded away like dust.

The youngest moved to Lagos and became a yahoo boy. I wanted to raise enough money to go overseas to start a new life there. I guess he got caught up in the fun Lagos had to offer, after 3years he was still in Nigeria. One of the villagers passed rumors that he was lying to people that his father was abroad and he would soon join him. Meanwhile his father walking looking half dead in Sagamu.

Uncle suffered a stroke, he is still alive, but after seeing him sometimes you would think that it would have been better if he was dead. None of his sons wanted what's dis one sayin, Is it part of d story?
PoliticsRe: Complete version: *UGLY TRUTH* FOREIGN VIEW ABOUT NIGERIANS by annexes: 11:00am On Aug 04, 2013
Nyc article......
CareerRe: Things You Should Never Say To Your Employees. by annexes: 2:10pm On Jul 30, 2013
I knew this will come up too.
HealthRe: Habits That Wrecks Your Teeth by annexes: 6:00am On Jul 29, 2013
calddon: if we can use our teeth for all these then what is our teeth meant for? angry
if we can use our teeth for all these then what is our teeth meant for?
do u av to quote all?
HealthRe: Habits That Wrecks Your Teeth by annexes: 6:00am On Jul 29, 2013
calddon: if we can use our teeth for all these then what is our teeth meant for? angry
if we can use our teeth for all these then what is our teeth meant for?
do u av to quote all?
RomanceRe: Which Tribe Has The Most Faithful Ladies And Guys? by annexes: 9:34pm On Jul 28, 2013
pri3stess: Guy please wake up from the bicycle that you have been sleeping on, you can find faithful people in every tribe, you just have to look in the right place. A persons tribe, religion, Nationality should not determine if they will cheat or not, after all even devout Muslims still cheat just because Aisha wears a burqa, does not mean that she's any better than Bukola that wears mini skirts. So please stop generalizing non-cheaters to a certain ethnic group. It's just not right.
tank you ma. WE HEREBY CLOSE THIS TRIBALISTIC THREAD.
RomanceRe: Body Odour Vs Mouth Odour? by annexes: 4:15pm On Jul 28, 2013
All na hell my bruv, bt body odour is still manageable wit d presence of deodorant
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Twitter User Name Here Let Follow Each Other, Twitter Me Nw by annexes: 10:39am On Jul 28, 2013
toria12: Twitter user name should be posted here so that everyone can follow mine is @velmajoy as love doctor.
can you teach me how to 'twitter', i've opened 'twitter' since but cant 'twitter'.:-)
RomanceRe: Found Love Again by annexes: 10:33am On Jul 28, 2013
Is this boi 4real? Now u come here next week crying on how nature broke ur childish heart
RomanceRe: Found Love Again by annexes: 10:31am On Jul 28, 2013
Is this boi 4real? Smh
RomanceRe: . by annexes: 10:27am On Jul 28, 2013
D lady has been kidnapped. #searchteam
PhonesRe: Android 4.3 Features by annexes: 9:59am On Jul 28, 2013
Ok, waitin to download it on my nokia phone.
RomanceRe: A Heartless Girl by annexes: 9:49am On Jul 28, 2013
sirhot: Guys as I write to you, I'm still surprised how someone can be so heartless. I had a gf who broke up with me just like that. I have never seen anything or heard anything like this before. The day I spoke to her last she sounded very happy and she even told me she loves me. The following day when I called, she refused picking my call throughout that day and did not even send a text.

When I called the following day to find out what happened she said she was busy and when she got back she was tired and she slept. Okay throughout that day she didn't call. The following day I called again and she gave me the same excuse of being tired and just slept. So after the following day I stopped calling and she has not bothered calling me too. I have thought about it, I cannot remember what I may have done because even when I asked her she said nothing that there is no problem.

For the records, I have been good to her, shown her love and respect and planning meeting her people by the end of the year. I'm just wondering whether this is how she would have walk out of the marriage? And the gross insensitivity she has shown makes me wonder how some girls can be so callous and wicked.

Till today I don't know what the problem is.
kpele boi
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors And Their Wives On Billboard. by annexes: 8:48am On Jul 28, 2013
I wonder what d family billboard convey. We seriously need to grow up in this country.
PropertiesRe: 35RM Hostel For Urgent Sale In Lautech Area Ogbomoso by annexes: 4:46pm On Jul 27, 2013
U wan sell my hostel bah? Ur own don catch u today....
EducationRe: ASUU May Call Off Strike Next Week by annexes: 11:12pm On Jul 26, 2013
Oh! Not now that i'm enjoying the hol. *sobbing*
EducationRe: ASUU Strike Continues by annexes: 9:17pm On Jul 26, 2013
ximarro: Jst heard d headlines of Ait news and 1st on their headlines was dat d ASUU strike continues. D FG failed 2 meet d demands of ASUU n d striking lecturers av vowed nt 2 return 2 the clazrums until all issues r resolved n all their demands met. Nigerian students, wat do u av 2 say concernin dis plight?
ope o
HealthRe: Baby Born With Cleft Lip In Ogun - Please Help! by annexes: 9:25pm On Jul 24, 2013
owolabifunke14: eyaaa.kpele boy
i pity u.
RomanceRe: Ex_lover by annexes: 12:38pm On Jul 24, 2013
Harbosede02: 1k??4rm dose selfish tinz...m nt sure they can afford it jawe..... .lolz
sowie! So u've been doin humanitarian service all dis while.
RomanceRe: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by annexes: 12:32pm On Jul 24, 2013
Idowuogbo: Dis wan na omo Uganda na! OPON-labi. No gal is finer on NL ke? Seun sef fine pass ur babe mehn...very handsome chick. tongue
dis lady can kill some1 wit her comments.

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