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Romance / Re: Man Buys 99 Iphones To Propose To His Girlfriend; She Says No (Picture) by annita19(f): 1:50pm On Nov 11, 2014
Another brother is replacing him. Btw 99.8 percent of the comments here are negative towards Nigerian females, are they really that bad?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Republicans Win Control Of The US Congress by annita19(f): 6:12pm On Nov 05, 2014
GuyFawkes:


SMH

Umm ok?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Republicans Win Control Of The US Congress by annita19(f): 5:42pm On Nov 05, 2014
GuyFawkes:



Tea Party. lipsrsealed

Libtard
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Pictured At Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport by annita19(f): 4:53pm On Nov 05, 2014
Based on social media source and close friend who is well connected in Nigeria political system, I think it will be unbiased to say there's not much difference between this man and our libtard president Mr. Obama. They're both liars, corrupt and weak.

. Giving your fire extinguisher to your neighbor while stand and watch as your own home flames down

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Family / Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by annita19(f): 4:19pm On Nov 05, 2014
sukkot:


dayum, too much information

I don't mind smiley

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Family / Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by annita19(f): 3:44pm On Nov 05, 2014
Lovexme:
The number of people viewing this thread though cheesy

Lol ikr. Majority are femals. My friend said African females are not open to sexual related discussions undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Republicans Win Control Of The US Congress by annita19(f): 3:38pm On Nov 05, 2014
atlwireles:
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Impeachment would be nice
Family / Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by annita19(f): 3:32pm On Nov 05, 2014
We are not. He want to hump at all times. If I let him that includes on my period lol. I understand men are unceasingly Hot 24/7 -365 days round the year but he just can't stay 2 weeks without it.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Republicans Win Control Of The US Congress by annita19(f): 3:13pm On Nov 05, 2014
Lucasbalo:
You are right. I did vote earlier and was surprised that the lady told me when I came that they are projecting less than 30 percent in my precinct. We have to be hopeful. Have gone through the craziness of Reagan and Budh junior. America will rise up again. It's just disappointing. Am about the only Democrat in my office and I will sure get a lot of ribbing in the office morrow.

What kind of office do you work at that you talk politics in? Farmers Market?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Republicans Win Control Of The US Congress by annita19(f): 3:06pm On Nov 05, 2014
smiley we rolled in. Taking America back and making it better for the Americans. Sorry Libtards. Isn't it so amazing that Americans and the world have at last figured how much of a worthless loser, liar and fraud Obama is.

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Romance / Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by annita19(f): 2:54pm On Nov 05, 2014
killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

You're so gay
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (elimination Round 1) by annita19(f): 2:51pm On Nov 05, 2014
Who's winning
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (elimination Round 1) by annita19(f): 10:45pm On Nov 04, 2014
Rokiatu and Annypie
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (elimination Round 1) by annita19(f): 10:29pm On Nov 04, 2014
Hey, thanks to those of you guys that nominated me. I'm sorry I was unaware of it until I logged in few minutes ago. Once again I appreciate it kiss. I probably would have some emails but I can't access my account in box either sad smiley

Good luck beautiful ladies.

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Culture / Re: Are Hispanics Mixed Descendant Of African Slaves And European Colonists by annita19(f): 10:17pm On Nov 04, 2014


grin

Lol I know. Shit was really funny
Romance / Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by annita19(f): 10:14pm On Nov 04, 2014
No offense but it's all stupid. I mean being inlove with someone that never went out with you in the first place. Pardon me, maybe it's African way undecided

And to cry? Turn off BIG time
Celebrities / Re: Photo: JJ Okocha And Wife Loved Up As They Celebrate Her Birthday by annita19(f): 9:18pm On Oct 22, 2014
preselect:


sweet girl cheesy


Did you kiss or lick your computer or whatever gadget you're surfing with? cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Crazed Fan Climbs Stage To Embarass WIZKID [pics] by annita19(f): 2:14pm On Oct 22, 2014
chukyrooy:
The lad is still making music, selling out shows and is still in demand both locally and internationally. While people are busy hating and typing how bad his music is. Kudos wizkid it's not easy to maintain relevance like you have done in the industry.

He is relevant as flip phone
Celebrities / Re: Crazed Fan Climbs Stage To Embarass WIZKID [pics] by annita19(f): 2:11pm On Oct 22, 2014
marieolae:
Lesbian looking guy! I hate him. Why some girls will lower their standards to do this shameful thing, I will never understand


Lesbian looking guy grin
Celebrities / Re: Photo: JJ Okocha And Wife Loved Up As They Celebrate Her Birthday by annita19(f): 10:25pm On Oct 21, 2014
valmunich:

Did I tell you I'm mad at him or something

No but the profanity did. Maybe you should add smiley next time wink
Celebrities / Re: Photo: JJ Okocha And Wife Loved Up As They Celebrate Her Birthday by annita19(f): 10:18pm On Oct 21, 2014
valmunich:
WTF is he staring at undecided


Why are you mad though? Isn't she his wife?
Romance / Re: Ok Ladies, Juss Incase You Didn't Know.. by annita19(f): 10:07pm On Oct 21, 2014
He is still alive cheesy
Fashion / Re: SEE 2face Idibia's Amazing Versace Shoe Collection! by annita19(f): 9:56pm On Oct 21, 2014
Versace yeah but those loffers are truly ugly
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows-off His Beautiful Sisters On Instagram by annita19(f): 7:11pm On Oct 20, 2014
Bleached up bitches be like *I'm light skin* cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: WOW! OREZI Acquires New Range Rover (see Photo) by annita19(f): 4:03pm On Oct 20, 2014
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Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu And Family(pics) by annita19(f): 1:59pm On Oct 20, 2014
Lol the first chick is not his wife. Her name is princess Belemzy, a Houston based Nigerian event promoter. Get your info right
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Tiwa Savage’s Most Revealing Outfits by annita19(f): 2:35pm On Oct 18, 2014
I don't see anything wrong with what she had on these pictures. Y'all need to stop being judgemental and focus more on your own life.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Cope Without Sex After A Breakup? by annita19(f): 5:39pm On Jun 22, 2013
99% censored wow
Romance / Re: How Do You Cope Without Sex After A Breakup? by annita19(f): 5:37pm On Jun 22, 2013
1st step smiley

Set the mood: First set up a comfortable environment for yourself. If you're going to use toys, get them to hand. Set the mood, maybe read an erotic book, or watch an erotic film, think of a past sexual experience that really turns you on or fantasize about one you'd like to have.

Clitoral Stimulation

The clitoris has no other function than to give a woman pleasure so stop wasting the gift that is unique to us ladies smiley

To stimulate your clitoris you can use your hands, fingers, knuckles, a shower head, running water, vibrators rubbing up against an object, anything that will stimulate the clitoris. The clitoris is the one organ on our bodies that is purely for sexual pleasure, something unique in women.

Women are very excited by stimulation of the G Spot but most women are unable to orgasm unless they receive some clitoral stimulation. Other women can not have clitoral stimulation until they are aroused, as the clitoris is so sensitive, whilst yet others just find clitoral stimulation ineffective in producing an orgasm.

Using your fingers or hand, you rub, stroke or pinch the actual clitoris, also rub the area around the clitoris. One good method is to grab the skin around the clitoris between thumb and forefinger and rub it together, and speaking from experience this works for me. The clitoris is a mini penis, although much more sensitive, so you can play with it and stroke it, just like you would a penis.

The shower massager head can be wonderful too, a head where you can adjust the stream of water from a steady, gentle stream and then a more powerful jet spray can be quite exciting. Just be careful to not send strong streams of water into the vagina for a very long period of time because it can cause air embolism.

Vibrators are great. Use a Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Natural Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator, or try several different ones for different days and different moods, variety is the spice of life. Hold the vibrator up against your clitoris to feel the maximum amount of vibrations, if yours is to sensitive to that, you can also hold the vibrator around the general area. If the vibrations are too strong, just put a some fine material between you and the vibrator and that will reduce the intensity.

center of gravity Stimulation

There are many toys out there that are specifically made to locate and stimulate the center of gravity, like the G Pulse, vibrator or try some type of Love Machine, I recommend a glass one as these hold lubricant and can be used hot or cold depending on your mood, it will also feel as though you are being penetrated good if you are fantasising. Although, if you can locate your center of gravity and can manipulate it and stimulate it with your fingers to your pleasure, then all the better, most women do find it easier to use some kind of toy.

Anal Stimulation

The anus is a very sensitive area of the body, with thousands of very sensitive nerve endings. It holds a lot of tension and can be associated with a lot of misery, but when given some loving, it can take you to a higher level. Explore the area with your fingers, just rubbing or tickling the area, or insert a small anal toy use plenty of lubricant as the anus unlike the vagina does not produce its own lubrication. Always use an anal stimulator with a flared base.

Vaginal Stimulation

There's always just pure penetration for the feeling of penetration. There are many different types of Love Machine's and vibrating dildos on the market. These are great for the times when you just want basic simple pleasure. These dildos come with no fancy attachments, it's just a Love Machine to penetrate yourself with, a substitute penis. For times like this I love to get my glass Love Machine out lub it and retire to the shower, unbeatable. If you want things even less complicated then just use you fingers.

Breasts

Touching, rubbing, handling and even attaching nipple clamps, or use The Nipple and Clit Seducer, this provides suction to the nipples and can be very exciting. If you're breasts are large enough, try licking your nipples yourself, your breasts are a wonderful erogenous zone that should not be ignored during any type of sex play.

Remember though there is no right way to do it, you don't need to be naked, just relax and explore your body and see what feels good, experiment with the tiny yet powerful purse vibrator you can satisfy the urge almost at anytime. It's your choice, just have fun. That's the point of sex and sexual play, having fun doing it.

I hope this helps.

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Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye And Chioma Chukwuka-akpotha In Igbo Traditional Attire by annita19(f): 12:02am On Jun 22, 2013
I love Nigerians Igbo's to be precise. My ex is Igbo kiss angry

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland June 2013 is AbPatrick! by annita19(f): 11:31pm On Jun 21, 2013
Congrats Patrick

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