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Anoda day is gone and still counting!O Lord i want to be in the first batch o!!.but wait o!this gist abt a five year bond with SNEPCO before resigning if u are interested in,is it true?CAn a Son of Man fill me in?

[quotguys i've been waiting seriously too. i don't understand how they intend to act this time. 2yrs ago, before now i'd received my inv. letter for intvw. which i did on Dec 1st then. but this time no info yet. well lets remain optimistic.
BABA "GOD" is involve,



e][quote][/quote]Men bros!this one wey u don write the test b/4 e be like say baba God like u o!! As for me am seriously waiting o!!!i hope the Godfather thing is not takin its toll already.Anyways,our BABA dey heaven o!!i wonda if these rumours are rife that it'll be early next month.

To my fellow peeps holdin out there,we don't have a choice do we?We ain't SITP1 (at least not for now )who have their postings already settled before leaving the premises,like Funfun said in our yearbook.God has and will never fail!!!.So let's keep keeping on.Meanwhile does anybody have the latest gist.I've heard of several meetings and counter meetings with Shell by the COMMUNITIES,but still the "Pen is mightier than the sword".Nutin concrete yet?where do we stand guys

Guy no talk feb,March o!! i think on our IV leta we have a contact phone number.I've tried calling but haven't gotten anything concrete yet.Meanwyl,any 1 here can try o!!!i heard it's gonna be sometime in december that shortlisted candidates will be called for interviews.All we gat to do is watch and pray and keep applying!!

@ amydychic,i dunno wt category of SITP u applied for weda it's SITP1,if so, u just have to wait and i really don't have so much info as per them,but the last i gathered they sent new rejection letters to some erstwhile hopeful candidates.So if u were not in that number that received a rejection letter at any point in time and wrote this years'test you may as well turn to God in prayer and ask him to have mercy like we who have completed the program are doin.

To my fellow peeps holdin out there,we don't have a choice do we?We ain't SITP1 (at least not for now )who have their postings already settled before leaving the premises,like Funfun said in our yearbook.God has and will never fail!!!.So let's keep keeping on.Meanwhile does anybody have the latest gist.I've heard of several meetings and counter meetings with Shell by the COMMUNITIES,but still the "Pen is mightier than the sword".Nutin concrete yet?where do we stand guys

HOW CAN!! NO WAY!!!!! na me God see first na,u've forgotten that we are in the A-group,but meanwyl are u a hopeful?which batch? if i know u ehn!!! u've succeeded in disguising urself abi?don't worry i'll go thru our yr book for anybody with a strange name.But on a more serious note ehn.i hope the deal will be done in january o!!!kai cos i no fit shout o!!!Wat's the latest

oh when SPDC starts callin in !When SNEPCO starts calllin in,O lOrd i wnat to be in the number,When SPDC starts callin.Will it be soon,or sooner or even soooon oonest? O Lord i want to be in the first batch when ONE SHELL starts callin in!!!.FEllow hopefuls where una dey,e sha AMIN !now

well well!, guys do keep this thread alive,well done to those who ve bin keepin the thread alive men those who can pray,pray o!!!those who can watch,watch!!!I'll watch and pray too b'cos God dey,it's a pity it had to come to this,what were we all thinkin when Batch 12 warning signs were all around us?that we will be different?well sure we did, i know it's gonna be a massive intake involvin massive funds,recall there were casualties in batch 13.We definitely couldn't have got this far to start all over again!!Let's keep hope alive and minwyl if anyone sees any opportunity don't fail to mention o!!!and neva stop applyin,u r invaluable.Cheers' y'all!!!

Omo guy no be only u don tire,and if na devil sef ehn,the kind prayer wey our parents and loved ones dey pray ehn.e reach may God sef to say network busy o!!!but at a time,january far o!!! man pikin go soon go mount phone call kiosk outside o!as e don dey red.But guy holla at our peeps to join this thread and y'all reading,feel free to contribute,u neva can tell who's watching!

Hi y'all! i suppose the waitin is gruelsome,or better still tiring,moreso as SPDC is not saying anything,last i heard,it's paucity of funds that's impeding the major planned recruitment,the next is that as a matter of policy,recruitment into Shell for both SITP';s pending,someone out there may second the matter.that's what this thread is to keep hope alive!as for our E&P guys going in jan.to Ogun state,this may well be where to begin the beginnin before the beginning begins.Anyways!has anybody heard anything yet?When is SPDC/SNEPCO likely to start callin,it's three months now and still counting, ANi , Aniwil

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don't force it on us,
just appreciate it when we do it even if we don't do it well, want a mind blowing french kiss? get a french date. Want something more down to earth? get a brova from the hood.]

Bros !i dey feel u correct guy like that!,,neva mind dem novices.she beta relocate to paris.Naija for life!

Wendell:
please Ani which Courier company is issuing the invitation for LNG? Please do reply.

men guy i don't know o!!!,but i could find out sha,the fact is that the tets have been written and only shortlisted candidates were contacted.all the best!!!

hello Robbielex i know i've been quiet a while,yeah! d ELV guys have resumed,lots of chicks this time sha!!!classes just started this wk for them and their internet centre has not yet been made ready,probably that's why there may have been a prolonged silence . Well,u know the beginners' syndrome,many many jackings and bookwork especially in ELV,there's still playtime though,just came back from our Thank God Its Friday groove,the turnout of the new folks was impressive so i guess u can be sure that this thread will live on,as we've got a crop of balanced guys to keep it happening,gotta go sleep men!!!kudos to you Robbielex u r still doing a good jab!!and to all my ELV fellows,i'll unravel myself one day!! Lata!!

daverreal:
Men! I apply too ohh! but i dey believe God sha say hope dey.But my bros Dem, Den dey first reach person through phone abi den go just send the letter kon give u. Abeg make una highlight me because i don go my contact sha

guy nutin dey kpa!my friend who dem call talk say them neva call am @ all on phone,im dey stay lag,instead they sent him an invitation letter by post,so much for NLNG 0!!! meanwhile me still dey wait their IV,mine was sent to PH,let's just be hopeful sha,afterall,it seems like the right thing to do now!!!Cheers!!

oluegbon:
Anniwil,

Thanks for your concern and support.

Regards

Bros no long thing o!! u bin apply for the job,God get power o!! me im still verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy hopefuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllll!!! .Cheers!!!

daverreal:
Hi brothers!I just got an information from the general forum that Nlng has started calling for the recently published vacancy for Electrical Officers.Please does any one in the house have some contrary version to this notice.

bros it's for real u shouldn't be seeking a contrary version,the tests are on 22nd,at Eko Hotel n Suites,me i still dey wait their IV sha!!.God dey!!

aniffy4eva:
carry "who" go panel

Wey Basil Omiyi number sef? Bros. . . how Shell nah?

bros SPDC dey o!!we just dey wait may dm talk beta,as per Oga Basil,u sure say that man dey naija sef?i no dey even too hear abt am,na Mutiu na im dey reign na.una well work o!!

kuwena:
Anniwil, I think you need to try a lot of math problems, to sharpen your math skills. Then you may play some of these technical games, which have to do with shapes, and arrangements of numbers and all that. Just keep practising technical stuff and math, and leave the rest to God. I think engineering tests are like that a good number of times. And pray to be lucky too. Kenosky, am I right? Afterall, I'm not an engineer myself.

Omo! thanks man i'll do just that.

stannesi:
Bros. Na u get mouth pass, no fear,

4 my side if i hear "boosa!" omo na tear, oooo, if u hear sound u still dey live oo, i be one very sharp guy,

"but Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away"

nna bros SPDC dey o! e don tey wey i hear the man name sef,i no know weda im still dey naija,meanwhile we dey wait may the program finish may SPDC talk beta.Well work oga!!

well 10nx guys !i still dey wait th specifics sha!!! but e be like say i go carry aniffy go panel o!!i bin get the copyriight for that name O!

aniffy4eva:
Me sef dey wonder

@ Anniwil

I think the engineers will be in a better position to help you out. The 1st stage of the last exercie that was done was actually managed by WAEC (i think. . .). I don't know if they will use them again. . . No wahala. . . just stay tuned on this thread.

Hello fellas!,NLNG has started calling for tests for the Electrical Officer position advertised recently on paper.A friend of mine's on the 22nd at Eko Hotel n Suites,lagos.Check your contact address for the invitation letter for those who applied. meanwhile could anyone in the house furnish me with details as to what the tests willl look like,the format,time frame e.t.c cos i'm still very hopeful they'll call though they haven't yet!.God bless y'all.

All naijas in dis thread,i dey hail o!!!,i need support from u guys,NLNG just contacted a colleague of mine for aptitude tests on 22nd for the position of Electrical Officer advertised recently,abeg could u guys give me the 411 for the tests,as in what it involves,the time frame and any necessary specifics,sorry to change the rhythm of the discussion just like that.God bless y'all!!!

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personally u are on ur own,in Africa a woman must know how to cook or why you be woman at all?.Any girl wey no fit cook na shame to her family,let's not erode the Africa values in the name of civilisation.

yeah Myro no long thing!,abeg for wot i know bone the matress thing,as for the curtain nna na wa o!!! u need only very little things when packing here,glad we've an SITP1 guy who's interested in tennis though(u may bring your racket if convenient for u but don't bother about futbol boots),i very rarely see the current guys here in the court and yeah there's a standard gym,a football pitch,some indoor games infact shell dey try so just forget the idea of overpacking,u may just bring some clothes,possibly a small i-pod and well maybe an auxiliary bedsheet yah with some shoes,every other thing is provided for,n u may get some over here that u think u may need on arrival,you shld also bring those toiletries but not a bucket,just soap e.t.c every other thing is taken care of by SHELL.cheers for now!!

Ya KDB sorry for the long wait.SITP/2 is a program for technicians(OND Holders) prior to now,they used to do the training in PH but things changed and we were moved to Edjeba last two yrs.It's a yearly program like SITP1,except that we ain't staff on training,we also write exams(just finished one) too but whereas SITP1 usually have their assessments weekly/fortnightly ours is after six wks,after the whole exercise we MAY be employed(though shell insists we will after a 'long' or short' wait),but the letter of admission says otherwise,we are also paid some STIPEND though not on shell's payroll, so much for now ,we may get to chat on ur arrival in April.Cheers!!.

Well for KDB and others congrats,like i said u guys shld see us as your brodas when n u arrive here o!!(us in SITP/2).I really enjoy this thread,the hopes expressed e.t.c.But i've got some news,was at a shell meeting in which Mutiu Sunmonu,the current MD,SPDC and Ann Pickaard,The Vice President,Exploration and Production(West Africa) addressed us,the fact is that Shell is being owed about 2 billion dollars for the JV patnership by the Federal Government and it's affecting their operations (and their paying contract staff),also the MD made it clear that the PROJECT "one shell" is under TEMPORARY SUSPENSION as the FG has asked for further clarifications from the shell mgt.The overall effect is that those who are scheduled to be retired will not yet be retired until this whole thing is sorted out.Well for all the shell hopefuls who are coming into SITP/1,there's no cause for alarm as you are STAFF ON TRAINING with some big pay package.I imagine u guys buying UR IV-TECs,JEEPS AND SLEEK CARS AT MOST FOUR MONTHS INTO THE TRAINING,but like i earlier said see us as your broda[color=#990000][/color].o!!So much for now,i really buy the idea of getting names and numbers of members who'll be joining us here in April.i'll start with my e-mail addy xtracoded@yahoo.com for security reasons. .at least  celebrating over a bottle of beer will suffice.Cheers y'all.back to my moduluminous modules(imagine i get exam 2mrw,i neva even read)

Well for KDB and others congrats,like i said u guys shld see us as your brodas when n u arrive here o!!(us in SITP/2).I really enjoy this conversation,the hopes expressed e.t.c.But i've got some news,was at a shell meeting in which Mutiu Sunmonu,the current MD,SPDC and Ann Pickaard,The Vice President,Exploration and Production(West Africa) addressed us,the fact is that Shell is being owed about 2 billion dollars for the JV patnership by the Federal Government and it's affecting their operations (and their paying contract staff),also the MD made it clear that the PROJECT "one shell" is under TEMPORARY SUSPENSION

yeah cutesy nice of u to reply,part of the restructuring is that the shell companies in Nigeria.SNEPCO,SPDC and SNG are coming together under a project they call ONE SHELL.so effective April,i believe there may no more be this SNEPCO,SPDC or other arms of Shell but a single unit SHELL,the other is that prior to now it appears the different arms' departments have been having their offices duplicated,so the plan is to ensure this is not to be.Also some staff,I don't really know the number as well as contractors(be aware that for every staff in shell,there are abt 70 contractors)are being retired majorly becos they have exceeded 25yrs and others for repeated technical incompetence.Well,i guess the overall effect of this is that some offices may need hands but these hands may need to learn fast on the job,hence the new stream of SITP trainees to fit in.,For u who was invited u need not bother as ur space is there after successful completion of the program,remember ur entry status IS AS A STAFF ON TRAINING,so except u fail out,you will pass in.Our only prayer is that this incessant bursting of pipelines and loss of production per day should stop,it's really spoiling things.So much for now,we may see when u arrive Edjeba n if u still wanna know more feel free to ask, for now,i gotta go get down to my moduluminous modules.later.

Pls  can anyone who has received the dates and venue for the Warri and lagos centres tests into Chevron TRaining Programme,Ogere be kind enough to inform.i heard PHC centre is ongoing now.10nx.

i don't really belong to the click of shell hopefuls,bt congrats for u guys who made it.The program is very intensive so for u guys who r now staff,congrats.A major restructuring is taking place in Shell now and this is affecting the organisational structure,let me not bore u with the details,bt for those of us in SITP/2,we just want you guys on arrival to see us as your broda,when u get to warri,u'll understand why.for now i bliv the medicals are comunity based,later they will go national,congrats once again to all who succeeded,for those who didn't,put it in mind that this period is agog with openings in the oil and gas industries as most of them are expanding more than before,so just keep on praying and also applying.It's well.I actually be reached on xtracoded@yahoo.com.I won't mind an IV to a welcome party on ur arrival n settlement.Cheers

well this jist get as e be sha,the last i heard abt shell ond employment was the 15 batch 12 guys they employed and r being trained abroad.The idea of supervising engrs. is really surprising.I wonder what field that is in or which office.For the 400,000 naira.I wonder if it includes his field allowance or his basic and if he's SNG or SNEPCO or SPDC.Well guy just fill us in.U never can tell he may be dining with the godfathers.