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God you see what you are doing for other people, do it also for us....abeg

Even the Bible says a Thousand Years is like a day before God and a day I'd like a thousand years....
Maybe today is not 27th in the spiritual realm

still hustling oo....

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Perkins1:
You make me laugh

Happy Sunday sir.

Uwc boss

In Porthacourt, The moment you hear "Aboi Lap" or "who goes you" in areas like Choba, Alakahia or Diobu, my brother just DisCharge, especially Diobu.

Lol those boys are not happy. No joy, no single joy, not even a single smile on their faces, SMH sometime I wonder if their parents were quarreling that night.

So as I was saying, if you hear something like that, just discharge, If you cannot DisCharge, you DisEngage, if you cannot DisEngage, you DisEmbark, if you cannot DisEmbark, just DisSomething*, like DisAppear, don't even stand to count how many syllabus words the sentence has, or try to comprehend the kind of "Lap" they're are referring to, because it will surely end in tears.

You'll hear something like: "aboi! lap,
who goes you"?
And you'll be like: "chairman na me nau,"( smiling in between)
Bad guy1: "Wetin dey your pocket?
You: "Nothing o".

By this time, looking at their faces, you must have realised that they are not your friends or the vigilante group you have been using to strong your mind and be coming home anytime you like.

But they are actually the people your aunty have been warning you about anytime you came back late, and you'll be like
"aunty nothing dey happen",
now you have seen, something is about to happen!

The mistake you'll make is to tell him, "chairman na your boy nau, na we we, abeg make I go".
Lol... LMFAO "Go shawty it's your birthday! (in 50cent's voice)
The next thing you'll hear is a thunderous slap followed by: "gimme your kappa"!

The other impatient nigga will be like:
"LM why you dey carry this Jew man dey totori body, obtain this maga make we zoom for here"
Bad guy1: "oya pass me the Stainless, make him believe me small, e be like say e dey carry me dey play, hope say groundnut dey inside"?

It is at this point in time you'll realise that all the Action Movies you have been watching was a waste! You would have used that time to read your Bible, but no, Netflix and Netnaija didn't allow you to think straight!, now look at your life?

John Wick killed a group of bad guys with just a pencil and here you are repeatedly slapped by two boys, tears flowing freely from your eyes, and your left hand still stuck on your cheeks, the funny part is that, they are not even up to your junior brother's age, Inside life.

But what can you do, they are holding Stainless with groundnuts inside, so you have no other choice but to Corporate or do you want to Appear Tomorrow Morning on RSTV News

P/S: If you can actually understand the bad guys lines, you're a cultist

Someone asked if he would be admitted with this jamb scores....one word for him

Chai

GamalNasser:
3rd Generation soldier ...if this govt knew what they where doing they will get him out of the front immediately ..No country jokes with a 3rd Generation soldier !!!!! Their families have sacrificed enough when some families haven't even sent one person to the military yet

Educate us more

Nickshrapnel:
This is enough reason to make someone consider joining a frat, if you are also in the same position today, look for a way to leave the area where those idiots stay

I shuttle from my uncle's place, dem relocate the man come my school area, him na Civil defense sef

xtremerules:
This thing wey you talk sweet my belle. Na why e no go better for anybody wey wan derail this thread or pull this thead down. Even nairaland owner know why he keep this thread alive. He was a student of OAU when 1999 massacre happen. Cultism no good at all. Some guys dey use am for street repute. D bad thing be say when war dey, you go dey hide that street repute, make them no use you count scores. This life na the only one wey we get, anything wey carry us commot this world, we no go come back do second chance. Use your life well. Cultism no dey pay.

Bro, I don't think you will ever understand the pain those niggas caused me, I was always obtained on a daily basis, clothes, money, shoes, guy I turn customer overnight oo.

Dem no born me well that time mek I dey outside mek e nack 5pm oo. I report give Quick Response Squad tired, dem no send me, Civil defense nko, school security dey advice me to give dem wetin dem want....ion owe dem shit oo. Dem dey carry me along dey obtain other people till e nack 11pm, wetin I no see for those idiots hand.

Worst be say I dey stay off campus, my story long jare

I have been following this topic right from page 1 till here, was scared when people started threatening the op.

Listen, guys I'm not a cultist but hate cultist ( klansmen aka bucketmen) with passion, they made me drop out of school at my 300lvl ( a course of 4years, had a good CGPA 3.37). My parents till this very moment don't know why I dropped out. Sad right

Thank God I'm back to school, same institution but different course 200lvl now. The main reason I didn't want to comment on this page is because I made up my mind to join a cult and treat all those niggas who made me drop out f-u-c-k up.

I wanted joining either Aiyes or Vikings, I have rethink my decision, it doesn't worth it.

Thank you op for saving a potential cultist, don't know you in person but I'm grateful. SHALOM

How Loserpool fans wee sleep tonight

Goaaaaaaaaal 2:2.

Llorente with the brace

Athletico defence right now

Na today Europe go see best of Juan Oblak

Athletico Madrid possible line up for today

CS


HT 0-1


FT 0-2

Combo and play....let cash out together

eni4real:
True that

some people have already swallowed it hook, line, and sinker....some are even wanking to it.

Check any reputable news site, if you see it come and collect N500 airtime.


give me sport.com
bleacher report football
goal.com
bbc sport etc. Na the only web sites I know be this

Fake news No reputable sports news site has reported it

Wizygreat12:
i just cash � out 2million with this second goal God u are too good

Mek I drop my aza boss

Show small love abeg

Goaaaaalllll

You that has been telling her to come and spend the night, what if she come die for your room wetin u go tell SARS

massalati:
If sevilla can score just 1 goal i will go home with 63k i will give the house 10k sha

Mek I drop my aza la

Goooooal

I can proudly now say that Baron VIP is a scam

Who else has noticed that ESTONIA leagues no longer play BTS even OVER 2.5 dey hard dem now.

Gone at those days were 5 matches go dey one day play all , OVER 2.5, OVER 3.5, even OVER 4.5.

I think all this bets know what they are doing, dem done turn eyes face my ESTONIA were I bin dey use get small joy.

stoj15:
don't play baron tips oooo. they always lost. they are fraudster of highest order. after the game played, they will edit it as win

Just got the app today...hope it won't end in tears sha