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SergeantLawalG:
idiot how much NCDC pay you for this rubbish wey you post?

Don't be a fööl, you can clearly see what happened at the peak of this thing all over the world. Asides South Africa, the other part of the continent has been less hit. Do you expect the government to just assume that there's nothing wrong?

It's true that alot of people are "eating" from the pandemic but that still doesn't make it non-existent. Nobody has asked you to sit at home, they're only saying you should take caution and observe safety protocols.

Or is that too much for a sane person to adhere to?

ogascomax:
It baffles me seeing people taking this covid-19 thing very serious at this point. Wisdom will continue to be far from such folks. As far as covid-19 is concerned in Nigeria, is a mirage. For close to two years now, you are walking freely, people are walking freely till now you are still scared. See ehn I don't have the right words to describe such individuals at all. To me it is pure stupidity.

You're the real stewpeed person here.
I work at a federal teaching hospital, that's all I'm gonna say.

LadyRosa:
Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours. Those who don't like video games, hardly watch football matches or are simply in different about sports. The passionate ones likes to watch it indoors, if they must watch outside na only them go sit down one corner for chair like zombie.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.

Modified :
Seems all NL guys suddenly are now quiet guys.

You deserve every good thing in life

AchalugoNwa:
jalakata bulukutu alajanah fura d nunu masha Allah amin

Ameen

Fahdiga:
I smell rats from the terrorist Fulani herdsmen

Your nose must be faulty. I pass there every week, and I can say that it's only by God's mercy this doesn't happen everyday.

Single lane roads that are in a very terrible state coupled with the raining season. That's a recipe for disaster.

About 6 trucks got faulty on the ever busy tiny road last week, including a fuel tanker that was tilted to one side.

AreaGovo:
Greetings to you all. Let's have a small family meeting.

Based on my course of study, I have mapped out plans and strategies (blueprint) on setting up my firm where I'll do my private practice once I'm stable economically. By God's grace, in the future, I see government and even private firms coming to seek my services as a technocrat cum consultant in that field. But my woman (fiancée) is saying those who didn't serve and receive NYSC discharged are not regarded as graduates even though they've exemption letter citing discrimination and even example coming from her uncle of how people were disqualified from appointment for not having NYSC discharged. Please how true is that submission of hers? Does such discrimination actually exist in government and private organizations?

Below are my reasons for not desiring to serve. First, I'm above 30. Second, not really freak about the NYSC of thing. Third, at the moment, I'm unemployed but applicant. Fourth, I don't want to waste another one year when I should be hunting "cool cash" instead of 33k. Fifth, even if I want to start going back to do all those age forgery stuff and the rest, like I said, a jobless/applicant like me can't boast of 70k (or even more) to start running all those stuff but she's hell bent I serve. Is NYSC really such a big deal?

What advice do you have to offer? I'll appreciate.

If you graduated before you turn 30, then you're qualified for service, regardless of your current age, otherwise I'll advice you just get your exemption and face your life squarely.

I finished school 6 years ago with a good result, but I've just decided to go for nysc. Just like you, I'm not a fan of the scheme but I had to come back to it after figuring what I want to do with my life.

Nysc is sweet if you've known your path in life... You can easily work your PPA to a place that'll help your future endeavors. Asides that 33k from government and 17k from PPA, I'm currently running a side gig that'll pay me 45k at the end of this month, and it may increase as time goes on.

The ball is in your court but please play it wisely.

Demigod22:
LoL, make sure you don't overcome that temptation again o. I can't help but laugh at this comment.

Lol

It's now a matter of "plenty rain has fallen and the ground has swallowed them"

Theicecode:
Fear people if you want to live long, his greatest undoing was him being a glutton, may his soul rest in peace.

I don't believe it's as bad as they painted it to be. For a man to call his family members to prepare and bring food for him shows that he might not be the type that eats anyhow. Perhaps those that killed him saw the best opportunity to do so. They could have still killed via any other means

Okwyjesus:
It belongs to a particular community in Gokana where the damage was done . Not all ogonis l guess

Even if it was for a family, greed would still make some people act like devils

You'll see how the ogoni people would start killing themselves

Marriage from the marine kingdom

This would be the worst time for Barca to lose Messi. Unfortunately, they failed with coutinho, dembele and griezman, else it would have been easier.

Lifebenzy:
Once you get baptized in the Holy Spirit with evidence of speaking in other tongue you will never doubt the Power of the gospel or the existence of Christ no matter how far you might be weak spiritually. Because you will be sure you had something genuinely supernatural

Very correct

In Him, you also, when you heard the word of truth, the good news of your salvation, and [as a result] believed in Him, were stamped with the seal of the promised Holy Spirit [the One promised by Christ] as owned and protected [by God].

Eph 1:13

LilMissFavvy:
As you received it, you should guard it and continue to immerse in the word to avoid loosing it. I have personally received it over 4times, yet I lose it after a long while. You mentioned redeemed, church, I guess I will look for a Redeem over here and attend to see if It can be restored. Just a word of advice.

While "losing it" might not be the best way to put it, you've certainly passed a very good message.

Xiaomi1:
shut up. The option is free, stop crying.

I just pray jamb offers you admission next year so that you can at least have hope of a better tomorrow.

Sorry ehn

Xiaomi1:
Ronaldo is the best. Suicide is an option if you disagree.

How can a sane human utter this kinda statement because of footballers who are friends behind the cameras and have no slightest idea of your existence. It's so appalling

BJanta:
What have you yourself created? Will they not look for means of lively hood before they'll start thinking about creativity? Can creative thinking and and thinking about what to eat go together? Will your brain work when hunger and starvation unite to start uncontrollable terrorist attacks in your belly?

Oga calm down.
The man clearly put the blame on the educational sector

Nnewi is somewhat scanty this morning.
Major roads have been blocked

It seems there is no stopping Mr President in his keen drive to see that Nigeria becomes an industrial and technological giant.

This one got me cracking
If you check well, all they do is to cut and weld iron sheets... Nothing "technological" anywhere.

obonujoker:
Cristiano Ronaldo is not a striker... He's a winger....

Strikers are De Lima, Henry, Nistelrooy, etc

Ronaldo stopped playing as a winger long ago, he's more of a striker or an inside forward nowadays. There's a reason people started calling him tapnaldo.

Henry also played alot of games as an inside forward, cutting in from the left... Most especially during his days at Barcelona.

Luckydubby7:
Hmm
With 13 years work experience, u supposed to saved enough money to avoid desperation like this.

Sometimes I hate the word "save".
A graduate with 13 years experience is expected to have built himself through whatever means to be worth at least 200k in the labor market.

If your income doesn't increase over time, your so called savings would vanish in no time.

Fiscus105:
At bolded shows you are still a les

Why did she come to sleep in ur hood? If it was filmsy excuse and if she is not dating anyone who is ur friend or family, you supposed to have scattered the hole

If by error another guy enters her heart before you, you may miss chance to dig the hole for life.

"Thou the bolded indicated you are still a leaner" nervertheless ..............Make a hay while the sun shine.

I'm not ashamed of being a learner, and that was why I stated the fact that it's my first time of having a lady spend the night

But it'll massive efforts from her if anything is ever gonna happen between us because left to me, I'll rather not want anything so intimate

Less than a week ago
First time a lady would be sleeping over in my room.

Girl with big backside o, and it's very obvious she's got something for me but conscience and shyness no go fit allow me do anything
Well, we stay in the same building and she's still got about 7 more months to tempt me

Mana would never be on frontpage here

Vv

MrColdsweat:
Waste of money.

Why not Go to la liga and pick the centre backs at mid clubs like osasuna, Valladolid?

Ever heard of homegrown quota?
Also, English players are more loyal to EPL clubs than foreign players. And if they'll be leaving at all, it's gonna be at a premium. BTW, Arsenal are buying a proven young player who hasn't even reached his peak yet. So it's a fair deal

KingLennon:
If Ben white costs £50m in this generation. How much will Terry or Ferdinand cost? Players are being overpriced and overhyped. Arsene Wenger will sign four players with that fee...

You mean four mediocre players abi.
Clubs who want to remain relevant must be ready to risk money on these sort of signings.

See this Biggie

666

It is well

Most people no just get choice

Where all the trees fashola plant?

kayuseful:
What does this mean please

Most likely talking about how the North are always having large number of votes during elections.