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Romance / Re: My First Child Is All Grown Up Now - Photos by anochuko01(m): 5:27pm On Aug 10, 2023
Great to see y'all are doing good

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Politics / Re: LP Replies Tinubu Over Threat Of Anarchy, Reveals Next Move by anochuko01(m): 3:27am On Jul 19, 2023
Iamgrey5:
In my years alive, I have never seen a more brainwashed set of people than the supporters of labour party.

Firstly, the problem been referred to here is the likely pandemonium the 25% in Abuja debate if ratified by the Court will create for future Elections.

> It will elevate Abuja voters above all other states in Nigeria.

> It will go against the constitution of Nigeria that states all votes cast in Nigeria are equal because it will mean casting your votes in Abuja is more important than casting it in Akure, Onisha or Kano.

Secondly, a runoff doesn't itself guarantee that the winner of the runoff will still get the 25% requirement in Abuja. So will we simply continue to go for runoffs until the winning candidate get 25% in Abuja even if he gets 25% in all the 36 states of the federation.

Furthermore, this will put a weird spotlight on the democraphics of Abuja in future Elections which might create an ugly situation. Politicians might just import people from other states to make up the 25% in Abuja which might create an unwanted national debate in the future. Tribes will begin to fight over who should be allowed to vote in Abuja etc.


In conclusion, Tinubu's lawyer in his final written argument to the judges is only pushing his legal points with real life likely scenarios that might come out of the judgement.

Nullifying or not won't stop all these from happening in Abuja now that this issue is occurring. But like we experienced in Lagos, the KKK states and Rivers State which are the biggest players in our elections, if the people reject you, they've rejected you.

The Abuja issue is just an indication of what happened across the country.
Politics / Re: Prof. Osinbajo Appointed Global Advisor To Global Energy Alliance - Pics by anochuko01(m): 6:55am On Jul 12, 2023
nedekid:


"When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn" Proverbs 29:2

Osibanjo was acting prisdent for few weeks, immediately naira that was sky rocketing appreciated greatly. Youths accros the country breathed fresh air as Sars officers disappeared from the street. Out of control security organisations that harassed the judiciary had their ogas called to order, with one of them sacked. People could drink water and drop cup.
Once oga returned from abroad, dark clouds came over the country again.

Osibanjo, a great man. Seems Nigeria does not deserve the righteous.

Question is, are Nigerians presently suffering or enjoying?

I mean, people only needed to go back to those few months to see how much things changed. Breath of fresh air all over the nation. No sane person would recall that period and say man is incapable. Only insane people aswear.

And you see that bible verse you quoted ehn, some Nigerian pastors will retire it from their sermon till further notice.

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Politics / Re: Prof. Osinbajo Appointed Global Advisor To Global Energy Alliance - Pics by anochuko01(m): 6:52am On Jul 12, 2023
If Lai could get a job, you'd now wonder why Prof wouldn't get one.

One of the dumbest thing I heard was that Prof would become irrelevant after his tenure.
Pets / Re: Benue Youths Kill Monster Hippopotamus Terrorising Their Waterways by anochuko01(m): 12:16pm On Jul 08, 2023
This narrator ehn angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Long Is Long Enough To Remain With An Organisation? � by anochuko01(m): 5:01pm On Jul 01, 2023
I'll say 2 years max for "stepping stone" jobs. And minimum 5yrs for dream jobs.

My current job promotes every three years, though I don't know how much salary increase comes with it, but I'll consider quiting if the new pay doesn't match the value I bring.

I'll keep searching for job till I find one that'll pay me in 6 figures
Politics / Re: Ministerial Slots: Tinubu May Dump Ex-govs, Prefers Technocrats — Source by anochuko01(m): 2:16pm On Jun 22, 2023
Na there wahala go start
Romance / Re: How Long Is A Guy Supposed To Chase A Girl Before Giving Up? by anochuko01(m): 1:54am On Jun 17, 2023
Chased a girl for a year plus, she still never agreed.

The longer it takes a girl to agree to date you, the less likely that she's really into you.

My first gf says yes to me just a day after asking her out, and we dated for over 2 years.

I've got girls that'll say yes to me on the spot if I ask them out today.

So, ideally, I'd say a maximum of 1 month from the day you ask is enough to give an answer. After that, move on like you never met her.

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Romance / Re: My Cousin Has The Longest Natural Hair In Nigeria [pictured] by anochuko01(m): 6:50am On Jun 14, 2023
Make them no go kidnap una scrape una hair take do wig o

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Programming / Re: Dr Akorede Kamil Teaches Coding On The Streets Of Ilorin by anochuko01(m): 11:14am On Jun 12, 2023
This is one thing I'd really love to do cry embarassed
Politics / Re: President Tinubu's Democracy Day Message To Nigerians (Video) by anochuko01(m): 8:44am On Jun 12, 2023
helinues:


For the first time, be positive about your country.

We don't want UGM mentality in this regime

Even you had to call it a "regime"
Crime / Re: Man Burnt To Death In Yobe Over Sexual Affair With Monarch's Wife by anochuko01(m): 5:55pm On Jun 11, 2023
This is the very danger that comes with sleeping with someone's wife. Anything fit happen if them catch you.

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Politics / Re: Teach Me How You Meandered Back To Senate - Rochas, Lawan In Soft Jibe by anochuko01(m): 10:54am On Jun 11, 2023
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Romance / Re: She wants me in her by anochuko01(m): 9:18am On Jun 11, 2023
ifinger:
So i had just been posted to this office from a neibouring state. At first i was reserved being new to the unit, until i met this talk fair Secretary, she was the one who introduced me to the other members of the office. Now i she has been coming around the office to say hi to me everyday ,before she resume to her office

However,each time she comes around ,because my sit backs the door she normally hug me from behind, and rob her jugs around my head each time she comes to greet me!
At first i tsught she wud stop ,but it has become a routine when am the only one in the office, so on one occasion she did it again ,i grabbed her jugs she did not resist ,i deeped my hand down tauched her nips she just let out a faint noise and smiled like nothing happened ,i was aready torgid down dia ,she just smiled i could see her errect nip through her transparent clothing ,she was like how are u how is the weakend!
Now with the green light she has given me i made up my mind to screw her soon ,cos she has been coming regularly now for me to feel her up before she goes to her block
Even though she is 7yr older ,she seem to enjoy my touch on her

I could swear that I've read something like this on nairaland before grin

Modified:

Now I can see that it's a post from 2022 tongue
No wonder it looked familiar grin
Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Suspended CBN Gov, Godwin Emefiele by anochuko01(m): 1:35am On Jun 10, 2023
Ezeama400:
Bola is a bloody coward !!!

You are arresting a man that took an instruction from his Boss, if Emefle was acting against the directives of the presidency, they would have stopped him

Godwin didn't act on his own.. Arrest Buhari ist..

Tinubu has started creating enemies across Nigeria starting from SS region..

South south leaders will respond at the proper time ...

Let the drug lord flex muscle small while it lasts..
His unfortunate rodents should not fly to my mention like house flies

If not for greed, emefiele should have resigned and even left the country. What else did he expect? Almost everyone predicted that move.
Romance / Re: If You Are Above 30 And You Are Still Single As A Guy by anochuko01(m): 1:56pm On Jun 09, 2023
Hamachi:
shocked
Yeah, I know its shocking

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Romance / Re: Share Your Secondary School Dating Experience by anochuko01(m): 7:10pm On Jun 07, 2023
I liked this girl the moment I saw her for the first time in primary 2. I later realized that the feeling was mutual.

We stayed as friends but started dating a day after our senior WAEC. Yeah, from primary 2 up until SS3.

Nothing sexual though, but the love was genuine. We talked everyday except for days of little quarrels grin

We dated for 2 years but had to break up due to circumstances beyond us.

It's been 12 years now, and I haven't dated anyone else since then.

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Politics / Re: Obasa, Mojisola-Meranda Elected Speaker And Deputy Speaker Of Lagos Assembly by anochuko01(m): 8:20pm On Jun 06, 2023
This is shameful

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Phones / Re: Post Apps You Cannot Live Without by anochuko01(m): 12:40pm On Jun 06, 2023
PowerApps

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Romance / Re: If You Are Above 30 And You Are Still Single As A Guy by anochuko01(m): 5:55pm On Jun 05, 2023
HRHQueenPhil:
Men are single because
1. They are not financially sound
2. They are stingy to a fault
3. Past relationships have crippled their heart
4. They like d free sex from different women
5. They are looking for the mother's type
6. They are super shy
7. Their character scares women away..no smiling, can shout, and lifestyle
8. Their manhood is too small or they don't have one at all
9. Their work doesn't give them time
10. They are gay

Firstly, I'll be 31 later this year

1. I am very financially stable
2. I am not stingy at all
3. I have only been in one relationship and it ended 12 years ago. I haven't been in one since then.
4. I have never had sex
5. I tell my mother at every opportunity that I don't pray to marry someone like her.
6. Yeah, I am shy
7. I've got a charming character, one of the reasons I ran from women in my early days
8. Dont even go there grin
9. Yeah, I am a software developer and I work remotely. So I spend most of my time indoors.
10. God forbid


Additional Reasons
1. First of four children and the only male. So, responsibility.
2. I have never been intentional about getting into a relationship until recently.
3. I am being overly cautious too, coz I don't wanna end up with one werey.

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Politics / Re: Presidency: Lack Of 25% In FCT Disqualifies Atiku, Tinubu - PDP Witness by anochuko01(m): 2:13pm On Jun 05, 2023
N3TRAL:
It's amusing when adults think like kids. To believe that Tinubu will lose in court must be associated with low IQ and emotional intelligence level.

Hope is not enough to stop Tinubu.

The Court of Appeal or the Supreme Court will not cancel the elections or declare another candidate winner.

Stop wasting your resources, keep your house together, and fight back in 2027 at the polls.

which polls? So they can rig it again?
Let them pursue the case to a conclusion, so as set precedence for future election tribunals.

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Politics / Re: Just Look At 900 Naira Petrol by anochuko01(m): 4:36am On May 31, 2023
Raskimonojendor:

"Immediately"

The problem is that this your Tinubu and co frustrated this exact plan over 10 years ago
Health / Re: Official Commissioning Of Nnamdi Azikiwe University Teaching Hospital Nnewi (pic by anochuko01(m): 6:07am On May 21, 2023
MP3GAGAdotCOM:

Oh yes, the best 1yr of my year, industry's money is sweeter than government money, I experience this myself (one & one). It always comes in bulk, you need to control it.

The city is booming on industrial economy and that's why electricity officials don't mess-up with their jobs there, no penny must be lost. grin

Sadly, since I left Nnewi, I have lost my freshness, though I'm seriously working on relocating back, money is wasting in that city.

You're right.

I served at the teaching hospital just a couple of years ago but I never wanted to remain there though. There's zero tech presence there, otherwise I would have been willing to stay back.
Health / Re: Official Commissioning Of Nnamdi Azikiwe University Teaching Hospital Nnewi (pic by anochuko01(m): 11:55am On May 20, 2023
MP3GAGAdotCOM:
Only God knows how many industries that are located in this city.
I enjoyed every moment I had there.
You served there?
Politics / Re: Adamu Garba Taunts VP Osinbajo In New Tweet: “He Is On His Way Out For Us” by anochuko01(m): 10:53am On May 19, 2023
SwissMass:
All politicians are the same, this Osinbajo too pretending to be good but harbor bitterness and hatred in him
How una take know say e dey habor bitterness and hatred
Crime / Re: Abel Isah, EFCC Cadet, Beaten To Death By Superior Officers by anochuko01(m): 10:16pm On May 14, 2023
post=123138637:



This is more than just being dismissed.
We must get to the root and the cause of this gruesome murder.

The dismissal is audio.
Those people would be reinstated after a couple of years and they'll have all their arrears paid to them

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Religion / Re: List Of 7 Best Dressed Nigerian Pastors by anochuko01(m): 12:26pm On May 07, 2023
FoolaniHellman:
Where's ehm??

Pastor Fatoyinbo?

The Versace pastor grin grin

God forgive me

Poster should remove pastor Chris and Bishop from that list and add fatoyinbo and Dr eneche cheesy
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Slams INEC For Backing Tinubu At Presidential Tribunal by anochuko01(m): 7:55pm On Apr 26, 2023
Epistasis:


He won fair and square...
Wail till 2031, by then the presidency returns to the north!

Lol
Broods of scorpions and vipers
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Slams INEC For Backing Tinubu At Presidential Tribunal by anochuko01(m): 4:23am On Apr 26, 2023
Epistasis:
I just dislike Obi with passion. He wants to be the president by all means, he forgot that he is dealing with Jagaban, the man that dealt with two sitting president.

This isn't a sensible comment.
We're talking about upholding the sanctity of our constitution and you're here talking trash. It's not about obi but about Nigeria.
If Tinubu had won fairly, we wouldn't be having this drama.
Family / Re: Nairalanders Please Help, My First Son Is Behaving Somehow by anochuko01(m): 1:52pm On Apr 06, 2023
Fathers need to stop acting like idi amin

There's a point where all you need to do is support your child's choice even if you as a parent don't understand the reasons.
This same attitude has further severed my relationship with my dad. He wanted me to go for nysc as soon as I graduated, but I felt I needed time to figure out where my life is heading before I go for the nysc (I studied engineering but wanted to go into tech)

I had to take my stand and I finally went 5 years after I graduated. I am grateful today that I did what I felt was best for me because God has really blessed me.

I used my experience to mentor my immediate younger sis, and she keeps mentioning at every chance how my advice helped her in making the right choice.

Parents need to understand that you can only advice and guide their children. They arent animals that you force to do your bidding.

Ego wont still allow your husband to admit he was wrong, but thats exactly what he needs to do now. To admit that he was wrong and apologise to the kid. Thats only how your son can be healed.

booksbo0k

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Politics / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo: Leaked Audio Of Obi And Oyedepo Is Real by anochuko01(m): 1:01pm On Apr 02, 2023
Delightsome2023:
just shut up.
na for your papa house he rig am?
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Politics / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo: Leaked Audio Of Obi And Oyedepo Is Real by anochuko01(m): 11:24am On Apr 02, 2023
Jorussia:
It's obvious d audio is real.Peter Obi was banking on Christian votes and pmb governance failures to win d last presidential
elections.Unfortunately for him,he nv knew that an average yoruba christian outside lagos will always choose tribe,competency ahead of
religion. Tinubu is d only candidate that nv used religion to campaign in d last election. At least 30% of votes for BAT,came from d people
of Christian faith. I don't doubt d ability of BAT
to deliver as president based on his past performance as the governor of Lagos. I am
only concerned about his health.

Just his health?

Have you thought about how he's gonna settle all the tools he used in rigging the election?

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