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Religion / Re: My Holy Ghost Baptism And Experience. by anochuko01(m): 10:28am On Aug 01
Once you get baptized in the Holy Spirit with evidence of speaking in other tongue you will never doubt the Power of the gospel or the existence of Christ no matter how far you might be weak spiritually. Because you will be sure you had something genuinely supernatural

Very correct

In Him, you also, when you heard the word of truth, the good news of your salvation, and [as a result] believed in Him, were stamped with the seal of the promised Holy Spirit [the One promised by Christ] as owned and protected [by God].

Eph 1:13
Religion / Re: My Holy Ghost Baptism And Experience. by anochuko01(m): 10:25am On Aug 01
As you received it, you should guard it and continue to immerse in the word to avoid loosing it. I have personally received it over 4times, yet I lose it after a long while. You mentioned redeemed, church, I guess I will look for a Redeem over here and attend to see if It can be restored. Just a word of advice.
While "losing it" might not be the best way to put it, you've certainly passed a very good message.


Sports / Re: Messi Returns To Barcelona Agree To £250k-A-Week 5-Year Deal, Sign 50% Paycout by anochuko01(m): 2:29pm On Jul 29
shut up. The option is free, stop crying.

I just pray jamb offers you admission next year so that you can at least have hope of a better tomorrow.

Sorry ehn

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Sports / Re: Messi Returns To Barcelona Agree To £250k-A-Week 5-Year Deal, Sign 50% Paycout by anochuko01(m): 1:20pm On Jul 29
Ronaldo is the best. Suicide is an option if you disagree.

How can a sane human utter this kinda statement because of footballers who are friends behind the cameras and have no slightest idea of your existence. It's so appalling

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Is Needed In Pos Business by anochuko01(m): 9:45pm On Jul 27

What have you yourself created? Will they not look for means of lively hood before they'll start thinking about creativity? Can creative thinking and and thinking about what to eat go together? Will your brain work when hunger and starvation unite to start uncontrollable terrorist attacks in your belly?
Oga calm down.
The man clearly put the blame on the educational sector

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: IPOB Restricts Movement Into Onitsha, Nnewi, Markets, Shops Closed by anochuko01(m): 11:55am On Jul 26
Nnewi is somewhat scanty this morning.
Major roads have been blocked
Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy To Build Warships For export To Other Countries by anochuko01(m): 5:30am On Jul 26
It seems there is no stopping Mr President in his keen drive to see that Nigeria becomes an industrial and technological giant.

This one got me cracking grin
If you check well, all they do is to cut and weld iron sheets... Nothing "technological" anywhere.

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Sports / Re: Lewandowski Wins Germany's Footballer Of The Year Award by anochuko01(m): 5:09am On Jul 26

Cristiano Ronaldo is not a striker... He's a winger....

Strikers are De Lima, Henry, Nistelrooy, etc
Ronaldo stopped playing as a winger long ago, he's more of a striker or an inside forward nowadays. There's a reason people started calling him tapnaldo.

Henry also played alot of games as an inside forward, cutting in from the left... Most especially during his days at Barcelona.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: With 13 Years Experience, Will You Accept An N85,000 Job Offer? by anochuko01(m): 4:46pm On Jul 25
With 13 years work experience, u supposed to saved enough money to avoid desperation like this.

Sometimes I hate the word "save".
A graduate with 13 years experience is expected to have built himself through whatever means to be worth at least 200k in the labor market.

If your income doesn't increase over time, your so called savings would vanish in no time.
Romance / Re: Share Your Missed Sex Opportunities! Did You Regret It? by anochuko01(m): 9:11am On Jul 23

At bolded shows you are still a les

Why did she come to sleep in ur hood? If it was filmsy excuse and if she is not dating anyone who is ur friend or family, you supposed to have scattered the hole

If by error another guy enters her heart before you, you may miss chance to dig the hole for life.

"Thou the bolded indicated you are still a leaner" nervertheless ..............Make a hay while the sun shine.

I'm not ashamed of being a learner, and that was why I stated the fact that it's my first time of having a lady spend the night smiley smiley smiley

But it'll massive efforts from her if anything is ever gonna happen between us because left to me, I'll rather not want anything so intimate
Romance / Re: Share Your Missed Sex Opportunities! Did You Regret It? by anochuko01(m): 5:50am On Jul 23
Less than a week ago grin
First time a lady would be sleeping over in my room.

Girl with big backside o, and it's very obvious she's got something for me but conscience and shyness no go fit allow me do anything grin
Well, we stay in the same building and she's still got about 7 more months to tempt me angry

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Education / Re: “You Feeds Us In School...” Placard Carried By Katsina Pupils (Pictures) by anochuko01(m): 4:56am On Jul 22
Mana would never be on frontpage here
Science/Technology / Re: UAE Creates Rain Using Drone Technology That Gives Cloud Electric Shock by anochuko01(m): 5:44pm On Jul 21
Sports / Re: Arsenal Agree £50 Million Deal For Brighton Defender, Ben White by anochuko01(m): 7:47am On Jul 19
Waste of money.

Why not Go to la liga and pick the centre backs at mid clubs like osasuna, Valladolid?
Ever heard of homegrown quota?
Also, English players are more loyal to EPL clubs than foreign players. And if they'll be leaving at all, it's gonna be at a premium. BTW, Arsenal are buying a proven young player who hasn't even reached his peak yet. So it's a fair deal


Sports / Re: Arsenal Agree £50 Million Deal For Brighton Defender, Ben White by anochuko01(m): 6:41am On Jul 19
If Ben white costs £50m in this generation. How much will Terry or Ferdinand cost? Players are being overpriced and overhyped. Arsene Wenger will sign four players with that fee...
You mean four mediocre players abi.
Clubs who want to remain relevant must be ready to risk money on these sort of signings.

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NYSC / Re: Obi Cubana Dines With Corpers Serving in Oba A Week To His Mother's Burial. by anochuko01(m): 9:56pm On Jul 18
See this Biggie
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Wins Vanguard Personality Of The Year (Picures) by anochuko01(m): 8:48am On Jul 18
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Lagos State Teacher's Recruitment Begins by anochuko01(m): 6:09am On Jul 16
It is well

Most people no just get choice
Politics / Re: Tree Planting Essential To Reversing Degradation Of Environment - Sanwo-Olu by anochuko01(m): 6:36am On Jul 15
Where all the trees fashola plant?
Politics / Re: INEC Is A Fraud – Pastor Paul Adefarasin by anochuko01(m): 5:40am On Jul 15

What does this mean please
Most likely talking about how the North are always having large number of votes during elections.

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Politics / Re: INEC Is A Fraud – Pastor Paul Adefarasin by anochuko01(m): 5:38am On Jul 15
These guys should face their calling
This is part of their calling! As long as they do it right.


Politics / Re: INEC Is A Fraud – Pastor Paul Adefarasin by anochuko01(m): 5:37am On Jul 15
Romance / Re: This Insult Has Gone Exctint In Nigeria by anochuko01(m): 6:30am On Jul 14
Good old days...

So many times I'll lose my slippers and shirt while playing in the streets.

Growing up in the barracks was mad fun sha
Politics / Re: All 44 Candidates On Navy Supplementary List Under Buhari Are Northerners - SR by anochuko01(m): 8:57pm On Jul 12
It would have been nice to see what mannerlessbbq would have to say to this o. But I'm very sure he's not gonna appear here...
Politics / Re: Emeka Emekesiri: Biafra Should Be A Region In Nigeria — Founder Of Original IPOB by anochuko01(m): 11:47pm On Jul 10
@THE underlined.


Emphasis on "IGBO NATION".
Travel / Re: Deniz Saypinar Stopped From Boarding A Plane For Wearing This (Photo) by anochuko01(m): 9:25am On Jul 10
Very useless thing.
NYSC / Re: What's Your Take On 2-Year NYSC Service? by anochuko01(m): 6:22am On Jul 09
The country would disintegrate faster.
Imagine millions of unemployed youths with a year military training. Na to go buy AK-47 the Awka naa.

Fuulish aboki with 1mb ram
Politics / Re: JTF Locks Down Egbema Kingdom, Warri Over Attack, Killing Of Soldiers by anochuko01(m): 3:12pm On Jul 08
Una get mind go kill soldiers.
I pity una undecided
Celebrities / Re: Kodak Black Throws $100K Into The Ocean; Flushes Money Down The Toilet by anochuko01(m): 8:30pm On Jul 01
Are these real currencies?
Coz I know that this might be a crime in the USA.


Romance / Re: What Drugs Can I Take To Last Longer On Bed? by anochuko01(m): 2:32am On Jun 30
Take dates, ground nuts and bananas for a week and your good to go.

Dates is that northern fruit imported from Egypt, I've forgotten the name in Hausa. But the hausas sell it with tiger nut.

Don't take any medications, it's dangerous
Debino abi na demino

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Phones / Re: Let's See Your Phone Home-screen (screenshot) by anochuko01(m): 11:55am On Jun 29
Na me


Education / Re: JAMB: Farook Kperogi's Suggestion On UTME by anochuko01(m): 10:26am On Jun 29
How did you pass excellently last year and then fail the same exam woefully this year?
Are you growing in sense or is your brain leaking?

You don't have brain at all, let alone a leaking one. That's the only reason behind this smelly talk.

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