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F¡rst
What a great start to the year
All Glory to God

van bonattel: SEUN, JARUS AND OAM4J ARRESTED BY SSS FOR ETHNIC BIGOTRY.

It is very very possible

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In Abuja, An Atheist brought up a case against the Christmas Holiday. He hired a Lawyer to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Muslims concerning observation of their Holy Days...

The Argument was that it was unfair that Atheists had no such privilege to observe special days recognised by the federal government of Nigeria. The case was brought before a Judge.

After listening to the passionate presentation by the Lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel declaring; "Case Dismissed".

The plaintiff's lawyer quickly stood up, objecting to the ruling and said; Your honour, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and Others. The Muslims have Id-el-kabir, Id-el-fitri and Others. But my client and other Atheists have no such holidays.

Then the Judge leaned forward in his chair and said; Your client and other Atheists have. Is just that your client is woefully ignorant.

The Lawyer said; Your honour, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for Atheists.

The Judge said; The Calendar says April 1st is April Fools day.
Psalm 14 verse 1 says, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God'.
It is the opinion of this court that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.
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Maybe the subject should have been
'Atheist are Fools' especially those that owns a website.

why is it that the people who talk most about evils of pre marital sexx are already married , most repented

[quote author=Maria-G]that is true...now, what about the question about you witnessing such act been carried out on your mum?[/quote]My Father should be able to handle them cos I know some people have a lot of respect for their senior bro, but if my Father is unwilling or incapable that means he is subtly telling me to stand up to them myself. And that is what I would do not minding whether they are older or married - since they have decided to lower their respect by poking their nose in 'another' person's family they should be told in clear terms that they should mind their family.

How about the family relocating from there? I know it may be difficult for first born.

But then what are married sister in laws still doing in their father's or brother's house. Ask them for me

Igbos can be very possessive of their brothers especially the senior ones and also especially if he was the one that was first trained or schooled to take care of the rest.

They see the new comer as a threat to their investment .

It is also seen in other parts of Nigeria but most prevalent in the east.

many people also say they ve met me before.

His children are not Cultists

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An emotional laden write up indeed but u forgot to mention the Cult group they belong to

Waking up like a reborn
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ITbomb: Hear the words of the Rastaman say:
"Babylon, you throne gone down, gone down;
Babylon, you throne gone down."



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[quote author=Maria-G]drinking alomo, this early aint always adviceable....you might want to stick to the night games[/quote]What ve I done na, the guy needed a 'gud' girl n my thought race towards u as a gud girl . That should be a compliment
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Don't keep referring to the nite incident , we were both understandably disappointed.
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Try the Born again stunts. It works

GODGIANT33: .

Maria

hornipipe: Maria your boobs are huge
I swear i like em huge

The number of profile click that this statement brought is terrifying.
#IDIDNOTSAYIWENTHERE

[quote author=Maria-G]how twisted can your mind be, mister....its MANGO juice[/quote]Mango juice? OK. I thought it was orange.
Thanks for the clarification

[quote author=Maria-G]sorry babes, just that [b]I spilled my juice[/b]on my white shorts when I saw that....see o, you will wash it for me o.
Issues baby? At your age? What will that be?[/quote]I dont understand

work beckons
See y'all later in the day

[quote author=pearl~hapi]@ur siggy,z dat ur pix on ur profile?you don't look how you talk[/quote]Lol
How do I talk?
I'm not like DN that carries his family quarrels to nl

spikes C: ***yawns***

I love early morning food

I thought this thread was locked

Nah , it was the gladiators that were locked out not the thread .
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But don't worry , cos they will be back to action.
This time to make sure the thread remain locked forever

Broda , how old are you before I proceed with my ' Starting a Relationship For Dummies 101'

Caracta: I forgot my purse again! What a way to start a MONDAY morning! I feel like punching my face.

You ve my full permission and support

when will I be this lucky?

The funny thing is that during breakup , she claim to have been used and dumped. As if she was the one doing the ' caring ' .

Sound familiar.
I ve come to realise that most girls are much more emotional . They might know the right thing to do but they are often move by the words of the person that has their attention for that moment . A kind of ' let me just give him a try , maybe this time it will work '.
That is why dem full prayer house and others keep clinging to their abusive bf

^^^^not again

Hi , I'm so new here . Thank God I found this site.
Pls what is a MOD , is it a dog's name ? It sound sexy
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Does it bite or killz

[quote author=D-Explorer]I'd rather raise the money to support that save-a-dog charity campaign.[/quote]Lol
Tell me Wetin be the problem .
Which woman dey cause all these make we get some agreement before he comes