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Idowuogbo: In ur village.

Don't go there. Bad , raw things happen there.

snthesis: so ar u suggesting i drop my ferrari to take a bus

If that's what it takes. The ones that will trip and jump into ur Ferrari are not wife materials.
Wife material may take a lift but they don't wait for lift. They pay for their TP even when visiting you

What is going on?
Everybody sleeping with their relatives on nl these days.
This is the 3rd topic for today alone

My advice to you is , stay away from the churches if you are looking for a wife material.
The best place to watch out for is public transport :-

Vivly: Op, modify the topic to something catchy and i bet you, it will make front page.

The cousins stuff has already been overflogged on nl. No need for that. Just type cousins up there and learn from others

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Mummy, stop that o Is not because I came to NL and started testing my wooing abilities on you, in my quest for a sugar mummy from age of 35 and above [/color]

She told me 22

Codedrock: but i couldn't, cos u hav to follow me back!

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Ishilove: What are your methods of tutoring, esere?

She dey talk you dey reply, u no know wey u dey go MUMU.

korres00: And d painful tyn is dat in dis part of the world such is kinda nt appreciated joor.....

Already your conscience is bearing witness against you. Rom 2:15
Always have a conscience void of offence toward God and toward men Act 24:16

zoete: But if you guys are thinking of having childrens I will advice against that because most of the time these children are born with some sickness

Maybe that is why the whole world is sick today.

lyes43: I will pay 700 $ for who helps me to find an unpaid job in any location in drilling rigs onshore or offshore any position.

I have engineer dagree -chemical engineer
Magister degree process engineer

Current student drilling and well engineering.

My brother , if you can read pipe sizes and gauge , I believe with your engineer dagree I can fixed you on some onshore facility.
By onshore I mean along Trans Amadi wey you go dey help clean pipes for free.
The $700 first before anything.

It is not a new thing my dear, Father Abraham married his cousin Sarah, the entire human race was procreated from Adam's sons and daughters.
However if your immediate social environment frown at it, then forget it.
I believe you are under 20 , cos that is when the cousin stuff is hotest, when u grow older , u will see the foolishness therein.

sexkillz:

Na why you locked my Testimony thread
www.nairaland.com/1151705/mukina-been-banned-praise-lord#13686600
Thinking the truth can be muffled

No be only homepage , dem for use am do banner for all the advert space make people see am.
Eeidiot

Idowuogbo:
Na stunts, dem no born d guy well se.... Which levels? Who is d "IT"?

You wey Your mouth dey run like Dana airline , u no go cool down before I join you for the suit.
Your matter dey with baby_mama

fellis: I thought that mukinatu is not the only supermod on Nl? It might be someone else. Maybe. . . . . . .

The God I serve will never allow it to be any other person it must be her.
YOU DARE CALL GOD A LIAR?

Somebody join me and praise THE LORD cos he has done it for me .

Seun: The supermoderator who posted this leak to the home page instead of blocking it and reporting it has
been ban suspended from super-moderating indefinitely ,
because we are deeply concerned about that
person's sense of judgment. That person has been doing
a great job, but we do not know what possessed him / her this evening.

I serve the God of vengeance.
*singing - the God that answereth by fire , let Him be my God . . .*

Amen, I can never wish myself more cos I deserved something better

Which part of Nokia is design by a black hand

Nokia E5, low cost , highly versatile and long battery.
The nearest to it is the LUMIA

Bleep is my favorite and
Bleep [if at all is an english word] is my worst

Twin Brothers Arrested Over Brawl On
Sleeping With Shared Girlfriend
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It is well-known that twins are used to sharing things, but a pair of lookalike siblings from Connecticut took the concept a step too far when they attempted to date the same woman, which landed them behind bars this week. Aric and Sean Hale, both 28 years old were
arrested on New Year’s Eve when they came to
blows over whose turn it was to have sex with
their communal paramour. .
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The brothers have been in an open
relationship with a 27-year-old woman,
according to police. The girlfriend told officials that she has sex
with each brother, ‘depending on who she
chooses to be with that particular day,’ the
Hartford Courant reported. .
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The oddball trio checked into a hotel in
Manchester to ring in the New Year when Sean
Hale asked his brother to leave the room so that he and the unnamed 27-year-old woman
could enjoy some ‘alone time.’ Aric Hale refused, and the two siblings started
swinging punches, wrecking the room in the
process.

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The brawling brothers were taken into custody
later in their home located in the historic,
upper-middle class community of Ellington.
Aric Hale was charged with two counts each of
third-degree assault and disorderly conduct
and one count of third-degree criminal
mischief. His brother was charged with two counts of
disorderly conduct and one count of third-
degree criminal mischief. The Hales were released after posting bail of $
10,000 each.
They are due back in court
February 7.

Culled from DailyMail.co.uk

Number 1 to comment.
Personally I wouldn't mind flying Dana.
A bitten snake knows better when it comes to safety no matter what people say

I just hope all the farmers won't join 2Go and start posting "weather for 2" when it's raining instead of planting yams.

I am more confused than ever.
The permanent sec even made small sense than this jargons

I just hope all the farmers won't join 2Go and start posting "weather for 2" when it's raining instead of planting yams.

SMH at someone calling God's most wondrous creation a 'goat' .
Let God be truth and every man a liar

spywareczar: @OP u re notin but a useless empty headed goat, is that how u go about stealin people's post and then change the topic?.. Better find a job,, this the original post
https://www.nairaland.com/1105284/advice-facebook-nairaland-ladies-especially

phecs: @ourislandgirl Ok!here is my Email ifecoluvu05@yahoo.com.my BB pin 2859bc10.and cell +27739378856...skpe.nt yet!

Play boy meet Sugarmummy.
Case closed. Abi u still need Frontpage?

vxtr: Wow, good one there. Op is seriously on point, i can bet dis guy is speaking from experience..

Seriously when they are ready to listen to advice is when we are just about starting to enjoy the fun
www.nairaland.com/546263/why-girls-wake-up-27

MY PERSONAL ADVICE TO LADIES, ESPECIALLY THOSE IN THEIR TWENTIES...

* Guys love to marry an Independent and Matured lady... So instead of sitting there and waiting to be bluffed by a guy, focus on getting a career that would take you out of the house wife category...
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* Never let the sweet talks of guys deceive you, most times they just want to go between your legs and run off thereafter.
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*Remove the mentality from your mind that guys will keep springing up to approach you. The older you get by the day, the less toasters you will have.
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*Playing 'too' hard to get is the worst thing you should ever start, remember, Nothing lasts forever. If you still doubt, check out the number of matured single ladies 'looking up to GOD FOR A MIRACLE'.
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*Never extort things from a guy you don't love, guys always have ways of paying a girl back, either through their FRIENDS or total 'PAID' STRANGERS....BE CAREFUL. .
*Never be deceived you can trap a guy through sex. A man will also return to his wife who sex starve him for years once he loves and trust her. You can never win a man over with your body.
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*If all you take to the relationship is the mind set to EXTRACT MONEY from him, don't complain if all he ask from you is your body. He has seen you have nothing else to offer...
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* Don't be fooled when Guys tell you they have never met a prettier girl, they will say that same thing to an 80year old woman they want to get intimate with.
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*A guy always taking you to the SILVER BED, FAST FOOD (pizza in or galitos), MALL AND EVENTS AT CONFERENCE CENTRE /NATIONAL THEATRE is no sign that he loves you, if he doesn't care to ask and PLAN YOUR FUTURE TOGETHER then you are just his 'SOCIAL MATE' and nothing else....
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*If the only time he invites you over is when he needs to cook, clean the house and do his laundry, then just know you are his "executive house help".
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*If he avoids meeting your family and close friends then it is an obvious sign he is just playing games with you.
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*Don't always change the tv station from NTV to CHANNEL O , MTV and Fashion TV. Take time to find out what is bothering him and how you can help out.
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*If the only places he doesn't frown when you enter are his bedroom and kitchen then know you aren't welcome (only being used).
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Have you noticed that most of the ladies that end up being emotionally abused are the ones at the receiving end... Always with open arms, requesting for something and ready to receive... The more you widen your arms, the more he widens your legs..
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. A grown up guy who gives the excuse about his parents being wild when he brings female visitors to the house is a sign that HE HAS A SERIOUS GIRL AND HAS INTRODUCED HER TO HIS PARENTS ALREADY... ADVISE YOURSELF...
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FINALLY, I ALWAYS SAY THIS AND WILL REPEAT IT AGAIN... It's better to be sitting in a taxi smiling happily than to be in your husband�s fresh airconditoned BMW x6 with bruised eyes wearing a fresh Gucci shades alongside a Burberry scarf...
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. JUST REMEMBER, THAT DATING A RICH MAN DOESN'T GUARANTEE HAPINESS IN MARRIAGE...MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING......
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MAKING RIGHT CHOICES IN LIFE IS WHAT MATTERS MOST

Special thanks and appreciations to Imo Youth

... Like and comment if u agree.

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Nice speech , what remains is to back up with action.
All programs should be realise to shame critics.
God bless Nigeria
God Bless the President