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una governors still dey Abuja dey share money.

After the first massacre, In a Sane country, the primaries would have been postponed, the president would have visited the scene, and the governor would have declared a state of emergency.

But what do I know?

The goal is to stay abroad and pray for Nigeria....

I weep for my country
I am really disappointed in my country
how would we follow the selfishness and greediness of these old thieves?
Imagine...what do you expect from an 80-year-old man?
Now I know why we are called monkeys

i don laff break my phone screen

we go dey okay laslas

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wether you like it or not black life means nothing in the US

uthlaw:
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i no dey play gamble o..but I can categorically say betslip pains more

Naso my babe for Nigeria chat me yesterday say the relationship is over, me wey dey find money ..i kukuma no reply .. na she later call say I am not caring that I could not tell her sorry, sorry for what again?
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OGA FORGET ALL THESE RULES...WHAT WILL BE WILL BE

REMINDS ME OF WHILE I WAS BACK IN NIGERIA, I WENT FOR AN INTERVIEW.OVER 30 PEOPLE WERE INVITED, I WAS THE LEAST QUALIFIED AND I EVEN GOT THEIR LAST...BROS NA ONLY ME THEM STILL HIRE.

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HOW ON EARTH WOULD SOMEONE BE JOBLESS, THAT PEOPLE UNFOLLOWING EACH OTHER WOULD BE THEIR PARAMOUNT JOBS.

LET PEOPLE PRIVATE LIFE BE PRIVATE PLEASE.

NOTHING GOES FOR FREE

MASTURBATION
A bad habit is like a warm bed during cold weather but getting off would be difficult. Most people get into bad habits to get pleasure or to jerk off stress, but in the long run, it becomes part of their day-to-day activities. Masturbation is one of the bad habits people engross in.

What is Masturbation?
According to the Oxford dictionary, Masturbation is the stimulating of “one” genital part for sexual pleasure .it can be done by males and females.

How do people start Masturbating?
It is quite surprising how the bodies of kids develop while they are growing. Along with these changes, their view towards peers of the opposite sex starts changing, Sexual feelings start developing and boys start developing an interest in girls and vice versa. As this happens, they begin wondering how would they satisfy this urge? and before they know they begin masturbating.

For some bad association and peer pressure at a mature age or probably their involvement in viewing pornographic content brought them in contact with this unhealthy habit

Effects of Masturbation.
Various sources have described masturbation as being a harmless habit but when ex-addicts are being questioned, they regretted ever starting and are always happy they were able to quit. So with this honest review, we can conclude Masturbation has its consequences which are as follows.
1. it becomes an addiction: due to the frequent practice of this unhealthy habit, it becomes part of your everyday activities and at any slight opportunity, you are jerking already
2. Premature Ejaculation: This is just the result of frequent masturbation. Men who frequently masturbate have no control over their sperm discharge and this is because their penile nerves have been overstimulated.
3. Sore genitals: Regular masturbation causes the penis to swell. This occurs when fluid builds up in a particular part of the penis that pressure is being applied on frequently. This condition is called “Edema”
4. Dysthymia Toxicity: This syndrome is also called “that situation”.It is a condition when a man urinates while passing semen
5. Isolation from others: Masturbation addiction is one reason why most people avoid social gatherings, according to research, people who are addicted to masturbation prefer to be alone most time.
6. Loose of focus after a long time of being addicted to masturbation, attitude to work and academics becomes very poor and this has led to poor performance at work and poor grades at school.

How to quit masturbation.
1. The first step to take while fighting masturbation is to avoid pornography and any sexually arousing content.
2. Avoid being alone and staying in dark areas and eventually if you have to be alone, try to involve yourself in upbuilding activities
3. Seek help from mature people
4. Be ever ready for the urge and try preparing in advance on how to act.
5. Eat a lot of fruits and drink a lot of water as it helps the body to adapt to the new development
6. Exercise regularly.

How to deal with Relapse into Masturbation.
Quitting masturbation is a gradual process that requires commitment and there are times when relapse happens try:
1. Getting a warm shower to clear your mind
2. Do not be so hard on yourself, Forgive yourself as relapse is part of the quitting process.
3. Eat healthy foods and fruits as the semen which contains essential nutrients like calcium citric acid, fructose, magnesium, etc needs to be regained.
4. Identify the reason or circumstances that led to the relapse and try avoiding the future occurrence
5. Hit the gym regularly as it helps control the urge.

In conclusion, masturbation has a lot of destructive effects on both males and females but some people still conclude it is harmless, either each way, when you can identify what damage it has done in your physical, mental or emotional life, try quitting even though it might take a rigorous process but the joy you get at the end worth the stress.

Written by Olumuyiwa Iperepolu
CC Lalastica

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I HAVE A FEELING WE ARE IN THE MILITARY RULE IN DISGUISE

i remember when baba sent soldiers to level a whole community that year

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You must be of good behaviour o.
Said he is tired of living alone.

Cheers.

Only serious persons please. You will have to meet first at a neutral place like Mr biggs.

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bros tell me the truth how many nairaland babes don message you

one thing i know is that, we would all be okay laslas

Who can remind me of what Jesus Christ said last before he died

How many KG is going?
Your location of pickup ?
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Gbagura:
How's this a news, Mr seun?

Hustle to be a celeb then you would know how it is a news

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E shock me walahi

Gone are the days love was chaking me

In summary the Government just said “Everybody OYO”