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psucc: This their GIS sef? I registered since October 2012 and had since been having "No opportunity matches yet" message.

Please how can I register with them?

kanmifad: house keepers needed more

I applied for the receptionist position but if that is already taken then I can take up the house keeper position.

BECANGARDEN: then send it

I have done that already.

BECANGARDEN: what position are u applying for?.

Waiter

BECANGARDEN: APPLICANTS living within IKOTUN, ISOLO AND ENVIRONMENT WILL BE HIGHLY CONSIDERED.

I stay at Mangoro but I won't mind taking up the job.

BECANGARDEN: RECRUITMENT IS ON.

I have sent my CV already, awaiting your response.

The most hilarious way to breakup with your woman is through the gateman.

GATEMAN: Madam Oga said him no wan see you again
GIRL: Musa you are drunk again
GATEMAN: Madam na Wetin my Oga talk ooo
GIRL: Musa do you want to loss your job?
GATEMAN: Madam u tink say na lie I dey lie? ok wait make I call Oga ask am make you hear am
GIRL: OK
GATEMAN: Oga madam dey hear o I don tell Wetin u tell me but she no beliv me
OGA: Na who she be sef? Musa abeg do ur job
GIRL: Jes.....us I can't believe this
GATEMAN: Madam na true ooo Oga serious well well
GIRL: Musa just shut up or I will.......
GATEMAN: Madam oya com dey go before I vex do my job

The girl na cry get her throughout that day.......she go dey wonder........ na Wetin I do BODE?

[quote author=ignis]Funny thread....
Guys are just jobless. [/quote

Tell us which one you get jare

Mrcork, u re derailing this thread.
mod, u have to do something

any lady whose Ukwuu is very intimidating is OK for me. If a lady gat no ukwuu then she can forget it.

prettythicksme: @op that none of our own business if you like ukuw or hips

I am very sure you are ukwuuliciously endowed

dridowu: team manchester

Which one be machester again? Don't tell me u re are referring to the Central Processing Unit (CPU)?

Yornandrew: The position for Admin Officers is closed for now but you can send your c.v to oprogressive@gmail.com. I will help you to save it in our database.

CV sent....... thanks

CV sent.......

Please Mr. Andrew, is McTimothy's recruitment basically for engineering students? If no, then I am very much interested in getting in touch with you guys. I am fresh Political Science graduate. I'm through with my NYSC programme as well. Hoping to see your reply soon

Good day Mr. Xfire and other amazing contributors and good followers of this inspirational thread. Words are not enough to express how much this thread has impacted my life. May God Almighty continue to bless you Mr. Xfire.

@All, please I need you guys' take on this. I intend going for my MSc programme however, the only challenge I am facing right now is that my uncle wants me to run it at National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN). My fear and worry is the fact that I am not quite sure if NOUN certificates has any form of recognition out there. Is it advisable I enrol for my MSc programme at NOUN?
You guys inputs on this will be greatly appreciated. Thanks

Paying #10-15,000 just to attend Night Of A Thousand Laugh or Crack Ya Ribs or Basket Mouth Unceasor, Akpororo vs Akpororo etc when you can simply get the VCD or DVD for as low as #100-150.

Op, what of someone that's staying at Mangoro, can he/she apply?

my dad told me this on his sick and dying bed:
“HE WHO BELIEVE IN LEGACY IS ON HIS WAY TO PENURY".
I thank goodness that I received that admonition from him prior to his demise else I would have lost out being who I am today because the issues of inheritance that ensued after his death would have been disastrous for me.
RIP DAD!!! Your son will forever remain grateful.


My MUM often tell me this
"PHYSICAL STRENGTH IS NOTHING WHEN COMPARE WITH MENTAL STRENGTH. BE MENTALLY STRONG MY SON".
Her advice is borne out of the fact that I take delights in beating up my twin sister.

ogelo: Pls could someone help! Have been trying to send my application and cv, but the mail returned as mailer daemon.
I used the email address : hrm_recruitment@health.gov.ng

please can you help me with the recipient address?

Xtfield: Its unfortunate how many Nigerian graduates complain of unemploumrnt but refuse to attend interviews for jobs they duly applied for. in the past two weeks I've sent out inviations to 15 applicants for interview on 2 different days. But none showed up. I even called some of them and they confirmed they got the invitations. For me its corpers henceforth. They will cost me less to maintain.

Mr Xtfield, I understand perfectly how you feel about this. Unfortunately I am one of those who applied for the job in question and hasn't been able to show up for an interview. At first it wasn't my fault as your school failed to send me invitation for the job test after shortlisting me. I complained to you last weekend of which you asked me to call and pick a date for interview. I would have called you by now but somehow I am financially down at the moment, however, I am still very much interested in the job and I hope to come down for interview early next week if it won't be late by then. Please I need you to give me from now till early next week before then I should have the fare to come over. Thanks for your understanding. I will put a call across to tomorrow morning unfailingly. Do have a wonderful night rest. Cheers

please really need you guys help. I want to know how much is the tuition fee for M.sc @NOUN? I intend enrolling for M.sc.

One more thing, if you must include it on your CV please endeavor to highlight some of your salient achievements while serving in that capacity.

Dear God I need job as soon as possible so as to put an end to this never-ending principles, patterns, values, norms, guidelines, etc all in the name of job search. Haba!! these things don too much. Some of them hard pass the Ten commandments inside Holy Bible sef.
CHAI!!!!

Adding it to ur CV will not signal anything bad. From the way I see it, it will show that you are response and capable knowing that you were once entrusted such position of responsibility at an undergraduate level which is indeed a good fit.
I included almost all the position of responsibilities I have held in the past on my CV. The team I coach at undergraduate level even while serving. I also include the various forums I served as administrator on Facebook. I did all that because I'm a fresh graduate with little experience. Guess what, I do get job invite for almost all the job that I have applied for so far.

Feel free to include it.

Blue Lodge hotel is real, but I don't know if they are doing any kind of recruitment at the moment. The hotel is very big and I am sure their pay will be fat. Good luck bro.

Ezyp: it seems the email address is not correct....twice i tried it twice i got the gmail error msg as a result of invalid email( even though i changed C to c)

There is typographical error in the email address. it should be cvapplicationsubmit@yahoo.com and not cvapplicationsubimit@yahoo.com

Op, why don't you apply for teaching job just for a start. Look for any good secondary school around you and apply for teaching position. With time I'm sure better jobs will definitely start coming your way.


The greatest harm one can inflict on himself is to give up on himself. Why now? You have crossed some many bridges to be here, it therefore means you are close already so don't quit. There are people who study Hausa education or Yoruba and social studies etc who are well to do and occupying big offices out there talk more of you a B.sc holder! Brace yourself up, polish your CV, start networking, buy Mtn 5mb for #5 and log on to nairaland. The good Lord will bless your hassle

Johnnyessence: imagine how could they be arresting APC leaders we are not practicing democracy in our country and d clueless leader we av doesn't av foresight at all in this country.security operatives are not helping things how could they be arresting some one that doesn't kill ,steal and destroy umm.their is God.

That's irony of Justice and the contamination of the principles of rule of law. The ridiculousity and preposterousness of a labeled "sovereign and democratic nation" called Nigeria.

Lagos - One half of Psquare duo, Peter Okoye, has
threatened to expose an unnamed bank for
allegedly defrauding him.
The artist revealed on his Twitter and Instagram
page that a bank had illegally taken his money and
gave the bank a deadline to return his money.
Okoye also said that he will expose the name of
the bank and sue the bank at the end of the
deadline.

“Has any1 experienced fraudulent transactions with
a bank before? Because I am about to expose one
of the bank I have been with for over 6yrs. Return
all my money or I will EXPOSE you and SUE you. I
will reveal the bank on Friday 8th of August. 5days
to go #finalwarning,” he wrote.
Has any1 experienced fraudulent transactions
with a BANK before?.... Cos am about to
EXPOSE one of the… http:///YROjjB7RRr
— Peter Okoye (@PeterPsquare) August 3,
2014

Return all my money or I will EXPOSE you
and SUE you. I will reveal the BANK on Friday
8th of August.… http:///NCl3ZJZQsw
— Peter Okoye (@PeterPsquare) August 3,
2014




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