₦airaland Forum

Danhumprey: Love? It cost me alot! Alot,bro!!! Don't let me start counting them!

Please tell us little about it, because from the way u sound it seems love don use ur heart dance skelewu and azonto well well. Lol

angel TI: Faithfulness, Trust etc but I have no regrets giving them! Thats why my exes miss me

Hmmmmmmmm, I believe guys here are seeing this ooooooo. Some go soon start to pm u ooooooo. Lol

wazzar: 500 naira

Lol, are you serious

On a second thought, that's very funny and true though

Honestly, I just flashback and I remember that love had cost me more than just C/O, . Love had made me cry like a baby when i was graduating and the worst of it is that 'she don port oooooo'

Love is no doubt a beautiful thing, but at the same time its has a down side. Most of the time love cost us much more than we can bear. So, If you won't mind can you share with your fellow nairalanders what love had cost you?
Starting with myself, love had cost me two solid carry over(C/O) back in my undergraduate days. It wasn't funny at all!!!!

Efemena_xy: ~ Limited vocabulary

~ Frustration born from difficulty with expressing themselves articulately.

~ Ignornance

Nice one, I agree with the last two but ur first point I disagree with that. #Just saying#

maxibrainz: Ok am back gone are the days when you will be limited to 100mb a day with droid vpn, yea terminal emulator makes it unlimited but here a better alternative open vpn which you can use to browse and download unlimited, ok i know most of you already know how to use it but got no servers maybe due to lack of finance, i am giving out my servers for free which you can use till you get tired of browsing. Send an email with a msg that you need the open vpn servers to maxibrainz55@ gmail dot com, in your email indicate you are from nairaland m3 thread download open vpn for android from playstore (take note not open vpn conect), when you get the servers,open the open vpn, tap the folder icon down right to add the servers, click any of the servers and wait till it conected, i would drop a trick later on how to make it conect fast

Please help me send it to: omalelawrenceanone@gmail.com. May the good Lord bless you.

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Those of you complaining is not clickable use stock browser or gmail direct

Guy please forward it to me na: omalelawrenceanone@gmail.com

hammedkola: Yes, we are Nigerians

Don't you think it's a bad habit?

Please I really want to know why Nigerians usually resort to verbal insult during argument at the slightest provocation? I'm beginning to see it as a culture already because nobody is left out. Anyone with cogent reason for this??

Interview date has been postponed to December 2nd, 2013

VACACY! VACACY!! VACACY!!!
This is to inform all the single ladies out
there that there is a vacacy in my heart
and that any interested candidate should
apply on or before 31st September, 2013.
BASIC REQUIREMENTS:
The basic requirements for all interested
candidates includes all of the followings:
1.She must be tall,bold, fair and
beautiful.
2.She must be fluent in her spoken
english. Legible handwriting will be an
added bonus.
3.She must be domesticated i.e she
must know how to cook different spices
of delicious food.
4.She must have minimum of five(5)
credits in her 0'level resultincluding
Maths and English in not more than two
(2) sittings.
5.For graduate: she must score above
200 in her JAMB and read a professional
course from a reputable institution in or
outside Nigeria and she must graduate
with 3.50 CGPA and above.
6.She must be computer literate with
obtainable result and she must be on
Facebook, Twitter, 2go, WhatsApp and
BBM.
7.She must be within the age bracket of
18-30years.
8.She must come from a well-to-do
home i.e her parents must be bastardly
RICH.
9.She must have not less than #500,000
in her bank account and she must come
to the interview venue with her cheque
book and ATM card.
10.She must state clearly the reasons
behind the collapse of her previous
relationship(s) in her application letter.
11.She must be a Christian and must
have served in any of the following
department in her church; choir,
ushering,prayer band, youth fellowship
and single sister's fellowship.
12.She must own a car and she must
come to the interview venue with her
personal car.
13.Her blood group must be 0+ and her
genotype AA.
14.She must come with her recent HIV/
AIDS test result from a reputable hospital
outside Nigeria.
15.She must weigh not less than 70kg.
16.Lastly and mostimportantly, she must
be bedically skillful and talented i.e she
must be sexually skillful with different
styles.
For further inquiry, please contact my
personnel manager on 08022334455 or
email: Anoneism@yahoo.com.

Mckandre: download the latest whatsapp from playstore and drop that + whatever its whatsapp version is old I had same issue with my whatsapp all I had to do is to download new version and you're good to go. For the kii keyboard download android firewall and disable it from connecting to the net. Chikina...

Thanks for your reply. But are you using p5? Have you install WhatsApp+ on?

kolidave: Found another way of downloading android apps and games on ur blackberry and pc. It works

Please how? Let us know. I really want to know if it is possible to download android applications with bb. I'm waiting bro.

Please and please, I'm on my knees begging ooooo someone should kindly help me out. My OS service is finishing my mb ooooo. I have my data manager installed on my phone so it enables me to be able to see which of my applications sucks my mb most. I just noticed today that my OS service is draining my mb seriously. It started today ooooo. It wasn't like that before now. At most in a day my OS service takes like 259kb, but so far since morning till now it has drain about 5mb already. I bought the phone last week Friday. Please someone should help me out. What should I do or what have I done wrong?!!!!

Please and please, I'm on my knees begging ooooo someone should kindly help me out. My OS service is finishing my mb ooooo. I have my data manager installed on my phone so it enables me to be able to see which of my applications sucks my mb most. I just noticed today that my OS service is draining my mb seriously. It started today ooooo. It wasn't like that before now. At most in a day my OS service takes like 259kb, but so far since morning till now it has drain about 5mb already. I bought the phone last week Friday. Please someone should help me out. What should I do or what have I done wrong?!!!!

Please and please, I'm on my knees begging ooooo someone should kindly help me out. My OS service is finishing my mb ooooo. I have my data manager installed on my phone so it enables me to be able to see which of my applications sucks my mb most. I just noticed today that my OS service is draining my mb seriously. It started today ooooo. It wasn't like that before now. At most in a day my OS service takes like 259kb, but so far since morning till now it has drain about 5mb already. I bought the phone last week Friday. Please someone should help me out. What should I do or what have I done wrong?!!!!

stephinnoyewole: maybe u av it deleted bt nt uninstalled.

Please help me. How do I go about it?

I downloaded WhatsApp plus on my techno p5, but while trying to install it a message pump up saying I have similar application already installed whereas I had already deleted the original WhatsApp. Please what should I do next or what did I do wrong?

I downloaded WhatsApp plus on my techno p5, but while trying to install it a message pump up saying I have similar application already installed whereas I had already deleted the original WhatsApp. Please what should I do next or what did I do wrong?

I downloaded the WhatsApp plus on my techno p5, but while trying to install it a message pump up saying I have similar application already installed whereas I had already deleted the original WhatsApp. Please what should I do next or what did I do wrong? Godvilla please help me out. Thanks for the selfless service you are rendering, the Good God will reward you.

Goallllllllllllllllllll

Godvilla: [color=olive]Check ur phone very well cos Kii Keyboard does not connect 2 the net anonymously. Its not a chat app like whatsapp and the likes of 'em.
U can goto settings>More wireless>Data Usage> Then Restrict backgroud data.[/color]

https://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y302/GODvilla/Facebook/Mobile%20Uploads/1380559_775859565777045_1466921622_n.jpg

Thanks bro. But can you do me this one last favour?? I need the link for your kii keyboard. Please.

jemmiee: i'll advice you to use clean master... Its very cool

Thanks bro.

Bhepizzle: ρℓєαѕє αηуσηє ѕтαуιηg αʀσυηɗ тнιѕ αʀєαѕ?? ƒʀσм σʝσтα тσ σʝυєℓєgвα тσ ѕнιттα тнαт нανє gαмєѕ ċαη уσυ ρℓєαѕє ѕιgηιƒу?? ℓєт'ѕ єχċнαηgє gαмєѕ ρℓєαѕє!! ρнσηє gαмєѕ, нɗ gαмєѕ αηу!

sup bro. please help me out oo my kii keyboard is fucking eating my mb recklessly. please how do I curb it?

stephinnoyewole: is ur phone rooted?
If yes, avast firewar can b use to stop dem connecting to net, nd i do heard of greenify as well,though neva use am

Thanks alot. my phone isn't rooted for now. please is there no other means for non rooted phone?

Anoneism: I hail all of ya that are in the hauz. Please I need help. My WhatsApp + and kii keyboard have consistently been eating up my mb ooooooo. The both applications are wrecking my hard earned mb. Please someone should tell me what to do to stop this two applications from emptying my mb. Thanks for your help in advance.

please help a brother oooooo.

Anoneism: I hail all of ya that are in the hauz.
Please I need help. My WhatsApp + and
kii keyboard have consistently been
eating up my mb ooooooo. The both
applications are wrecking my hard
earned mb. Please someone should tell
me what to do to stop this two
applications from emptying my mb.
Thanks for your help in advance.

please help a brother oooooo.

I hail all of ya that are in the hauz.
Please I need help. My WhatsApp + and
kii keyboard have consistently been
eating up my mb ooooooo. The both
applications are wrecking my hard
earned mb. Please someone should tell
me what to do to stop this two
applications from emptying my mb.
Thanks for your help in advance.