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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by Anoneism(m): 12:22pm On May 06, 2015
Emmysteve:
KOGI is such a backward state, imagine not even one that did his or hers yesterday can be found in Nairaland. I just shake my head for Kogi peeps. Even the overall shortlisted, we are only three here.?

Just patiently waiting for @Blessedemperor to finish his today and feed me the info. God see us through.
Lol, Emmy kogi is not backward. I just finished my interview and verification processes. To be honest with you, the process here is starkly different from what others are posting here.

Over here, once you get to the venue you will be given a number. The first fifty persons will be asked to go in. Once you're in and the panel of interviewers are set, then they'll start asking you guys to go in.

First step: height measurement.

Second step: submission of credentials(originals) for verification.

Third step: questions session. The comptroller will be the one to ask you questions while a lady sitting by your right will score you. The questions are: What's your name?; How old are you? Which LGA are you from?; What do you do for a living? Where do you stay?

Fourth step and the last: flat-foot (I don't know whether to call it measurement ooooo). After this, they will give you your credentials and bid you bye bye.

Another important step: calling Okada man to take you home.

Another step: calling your KSP babe or lkj babe to meet you at home to help you ease tension. Lollllllll.



All the best bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NIS Invitation For Interview. by Anoneism(m): 1:31pm On Apr 30, 2015
Emmysteve:
I just saw my name on the list but yet to receive email. please any body from Kogi?
You are not alone my brother. Patiently waiting for my email alert. God is involved so fear not. Congrats to us.
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Anoneism(m): 9:02pm On Apr 25, 2015
Anoneism:
Good day! pls i need u guys help. i jst downloaded asphalt 8 sd card files of about 1.3gig from. there was no link for me to d apk. now i want to download d apk from another site but i dnt knw which version of d apk to download. my question now is....how do i knw which version is d sd card file that i downloaded? which apk version should i download? am using infinix hot. thanks
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Anoneism(m): 4:41pm On Apr 25, 2015
Good day! pls i need u guys help. i jst downloaded asphalt 8 sd card files of about 1.3gig from. there was no link for me to d apk. now i want to download d apk from another site but i dnt knw which version of d apk to download. my question now is....how do i knw which version is d sd card file that i downloaded? which apk version should i download? am using infinix hot. thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: how To Keep Your Spirit High When Searching For Job In Nigeria by Anoneism(m): 7:30am On Apr 24, 2015
"So then [it is] not of him that willeth,
nor of him that runneth, but of God
that sheweth mercy".
(Romans 9:16)
When we are down, we should learn to trust and hope in God the provider of all jobs even from the time of old. He's still in the act of giving jobs because his plans for us are of good and not evil intended.

It can only get better.

"I have seen something else under the
sun: The race is not to the swift or
the battle to the strong, nor does food
come to the wise or wealth to the
brilliant or favor to the learned; but
time and chance happen to them all".
( Ecclesiastes 9:11)

Be at alert, be watchful and be ready. Be mentally, physically, socially prepared before hands because God is about to do something.
These are my words of advice to my fellow hopefuls.

I so much love what the Bible said in the book of Joel 2:25-27

25And I will restore or replace for you the years that the locust has eaten--the hopping locust, the stripping locust, and the crawling locust, My great army which I sent among you.

26And you shall eat in plenty and be satisfied and praise the name of the Lord, your God, Who has dealt wondrously with you. And My people shall never be put to shame.

27And you shall know, understand, and realize that I am in the midst of Israel and that I the Lord am your God and there is none else. My people shall never be put to shame.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Immigration Service 2015 Recruitment Invitation For Aptitude Test by Anoneism(m): 9:20am On Apr 03, 2015
Thank you very much
RomanceRe: Can You Allow Your Promiscuous Friend Date Your Sister? by Anoneism(m): 8:07am On Mar 25, 2015
I personally do not have anything against my friend dating my sister. It's their world so I gat to let them rock it.

My roommate back then in school got very angry when he discovered that I was dating his Lil sister. I had to let the sister be because I cherish my friendship with his brother....... A year later, my friend fell in love with a lady from my home town. Alas! the lady in question is my Cousin. I sharply told him dude it's pay back time o, this babe NA my sister so you gat no right to date her. My guy began to beg immediately. Well, I later let them be sha.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Vacancy : Secretary, Lagos by Anoneism(m): 4:58pm On Mar 24, 2015
Anoneism:
Could you please drop the email address of the NGO here for us to send our cv to?
Hahahahahahahahaha my belle ooooooooo make una see wetin job wahala ddey cause man pinkin.
Make I laff myself again hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Vacancy : Secretary, Lagos by Anoneism(m): 2:40pm On Mar 24, 2015
Could you please drop the email address of the NGO here for us to send our cv to?
RomanceRe: (photo) How To Know Couples Who Met In The Club by Anoneism(op): 7:49pm On Mar 10, 2015
Mhizizzy:
Nice one

Jasi couples
Are you a fan of Jasi? Lol
RomanceRe: (photo) How To Know Couples Who Met In The Club by Anoneism(op): 5:07pm On Mar 10, 2015
meetlekan:
After the wedding they will always fight in and out of house. Lolz.
Dem go begin to practicalize psquare(do me I do u).
RomanceRe: (photo) How To Know Couples Who Met In The Club by Anoneism(op): 5:05pm On Mar 10, 2015
jboy73:
Thanks for increasing my anger.
Increasing ur anger? How pls?
RomanceRe: (photo) How To Know Couples Who Met In The Club by Anoneism(op): 2:28pm On Mar 10, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
angry

Stale
Really?
RomanceRe: His Girlfriend Refused To Abort The Pregnancy After The Fourth Time. PLS ADVISE! by Anoneism(m): 1:25pm On Mar 10, 2015
Not having cash for marriage is a tenable excuse but not having money for condom is untenable and unjustifiable. Your friend should start learning how to baby-sit ASAP.

Abortion? Hell no! The one whose life is at risk here is the lady and not your friend that's why it's very easy for him to suggest abortion.

#inconsiderateHuman
Romance(photo) How To Know Couples Who Met In The Club by Anoneism(op): 1:12pm On Mar 10, 2015
This is somewhat funny but there is an element of truth therein.

What do you guys think?

RomanceRe: Is It True That Short Ladies Donot Make Good House Wife? by Anoneism(m): 3:53pm On Mar 03, 2015
justmag:
Jesus fix it!!! Who says that? Short women?? Really??
Jesus no fix am oooooooo
RomanceRe: Is It True That Short Ladies Donot Make Good House Wife? by Anoneism(m): 3:14pm On Mar 03, 2015
Op, what ur uncle said is true oooooooo. I just saw one briefed gal now, I said hi to her I swear if u see her reaction or response eeeeeehhhh
RomanceRe: Is It True That Short Ladies Donot Make Good House Wife? by Anoneism(m): 8:47am On Mar 03, 2015
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Adaeze003:
Are you short? If yes then your post endorsed his uncle's message... cheesy grin
Well spot on. In football we call this spot kick grin
RomanceRe: Is It True That Short Ladies Donot Make Good House Wife? by Anoneism(m): 8:41am On Mar 03, 2015
jashar:
Can someone please define 'short' for me?
huh
at what height is a person termed short?
No mind Nigerians and their unfathomable assumption without any form of empiricism. I don't think one's stature has anything to do with their temperament or attitudinal disposition.
Moreover, being short, brief, or dimunitive is a disadvantage with many advantages.
Again, it is relative. A short man or woman in Nigeria would be the tallest in Korea or Japan.
RomanceRe: Is It True That Short Ladies Donot Make Good House Wife? by Anoneism(m):
prettythicksme:
ur uncle know say petite lady no take shits! grin
Well done, well said.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview@ De'renaissance Hotel,alausa...pls Who Got This Email?? by Anoneism(m): 7:40am On Mar 03, 2015
Guy no just waste ur tfare for nothing. It's not the hotel that is sending this scamish mail rather is one lifeless sets of scamers who called themselves and their products organo. I wasted my precious time and hard earned money two weeks ago only to get there and be preached to to go sell an unknown product. Pls don't waste ur time and money or u can go and see things for ursef.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Needs Info About FCMB Aptitude Test Format by Anoneism(op): 10:24pm On Feb 13, 2015
Thanks this is really helpful!
Enthony:
js prepare 4 english,mths n quantitative/verbal reasoning. also, u nid not fear or overdress cos u dnt nid it yet..
u can later dress well wen ure called for d second phase which will happen almost few days after d first. hope dis helps...goodluck
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Needs Info About FCMB Aptitude Test Format by Anoneism(op): 9:01pm On Feb 13, 2015
A friend helped me to submit my CV with them last week.
Jobs/VacanciesNeeds Info About FCMB Aptitude Test Format by Anoneism(op): 5:29pm On Feb 13, 2015
Please fellow nairalanders I need you people's help. I got a job test invite from FCMB against tomorrow @Apapa. Well, to be honest, this is my first time of attending a banking job aptitude test so I don't really know what to expect. Please if you are in the house and have an idea of what I'm to expect kindly lemme know.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2015 Nigeria Immigration Service Recruitment Is Now On!!! by Anoneism(m): 5:11pm On Feb 11, 2015
anytaij:
Nothing of. Such is just for u to fill the form online nothink like upload. For now unless it comes up later .
Thanks for your timely response, deeply appreciate it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2015 Nigeria Immigration Service Recruitment Is Now On!!! by Anoneism(m): 11:43am On Feb 11, 2015
anytaij:
Done mine !!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Please does the application require one to upload one's credentials? If yes, please which of the credentials?
Anticipating your kind response. Thanks
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Nigeria Boyfriend Association Endorsed GMB by Anoneism(op): 1:55pm On Feb 08, 2015
agoadiv:
Nigerian ginihuh
una lack work
NA when we vote ur Oga commot nai ur eyes go clear.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Nigeria Boyfriend Association Endorsed GMB by Anoneism(op): 1:53pm On Feb 08, 2015
lacasa:
#TheyHaveDecided



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